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Spend the Day With Shane Hollander by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
27 Jul 2026
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[Anya dances on her back legs, expression excited as Shane grabs his phone and they walk out the door. The video cuts to footage of Shane's legs running with Anya beside him, and then to the two of them sitting on the front steps of a large house. Shane's face and chest are sweaty, and he wipes at the hair on his forehead as he takes a long drink of water.]
Shane: Hi, um, I'm Shane Hollander, which you probably already know if you're seeing this, but I've been asked to do this day in the life thing? I don't really know what I'm doing, and I'm honestly kind of annoyed I have to keep setting my phone up and walking into rooms like I haven't already been there, but you know. Anything for the team, right?
[He looks at Anya, and she barks before licking at the sweat on his face. Shane halfheartedly tries to push her off, but laughs at her antics before he speaks again.]
Shane: So, anyway. Come spend the day with me and my husband if you want.
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- Part 2 of Spend the Day With Me
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27 Jul 2026
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“I was thinking about the honeymoon phase thing.”
“Yes?” Ilya said.
“I think it’s different for us. I don’t want us to be all blissful and then only start fighting when we’re back to barely seeing each other. I think it’s good if we figure things out now, when we have the time. Whatever needs figuring out. So we have a solid foundation going into the season. Sort of like training camp.”
“So this means you will keep getting mad at me for things,” Ilya said.
Shane smiled, rolled his eyes. “Yeah, exactly,” he said.
“Good, I find it very hot,” Ilya said, and kissed him.An insecure over-thinker and a self-destructive thrill-seeker walk into a relationship.
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- Part 7 of perfect from now on
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25 Jul 2026
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truth will out by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Jul 2026
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[Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander sit together in a sterile interrogation room. There’s a height chart on the wall behind them, and a harsh light hangs overhead. Next to them on the table is a polygraph machine.]
Producer: Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander.
Shane: Yes.
Ilya: Yes, those are our names. See how truthful I’m already being?
Shane: You’re not even hooked up to anything yet.
Ilya: I’m just establishing how honest I am before we start.
Producer: Well, that’s good because you’re both here to take a lie detector test. The way this works is that one of you will be hooked up to the machine while the other asks questions, and then you’ll switch. Judd [the camera switches to show a man with glasses and stark white hair sitting at the polygraph machine] will be reading your results in real time. Shane, you’ll go first.
Shane: Goody.
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21 Jul 2026
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daddy's back by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
18 Jul 2026
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Shane: You all seriously want to do this?
Shane: Like you know this is going to be on the internet forever, right?
Ilya: Sorry everyone.
Ilya: He still has this weird sense of self-preservation.
Ilya: We're working on it.
Bood: Come on, Hollander.
Bood: It'll be fun!
Bood: We'll all look like idiots together.
Shane: That's not as comforting as you think it is.
Evan: Is there a limit on the number of rainbows and dicks that can be on the shirt?
Evan: Asking for the person I'm buying for who maybe definitely is named Shane Hollander.
Shane: I hate all of you.
Ilya: See you at the airport!! ✈️👕🏒
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19 Jul 2026
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Welcome, Shane Hollander! by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Jul 2026
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[A 2020 photo of Shane Hollander lifting the Stanley Cup above his head.]
@NHLInsider Shane Hollander is officially an Unrestricted Free Agent. Rumors are swirling about a possible departure after his romantic relationship with Ottawa captain Ilya Rozanov was revealed less than two months ago. Will he stay in Montreal or head for icier pastures? Click on the link in our bio for all the insider analysis of where he might end up next.
Posted July 1 at 10:51 AM
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@hatrickzzz Hoping he finally goes to a place that appreciates him!@love2puck he’ll be lucky if anyone wants to touch him after all this mess. what a distraction.
@hockeywhore @love2puck the only distraction is how terribly he’s been treated by his team and the league. Wouldn’t blame him one bit if he walked away from the game altogether.
@zambonisrevenge There’s no way he’s going to Ottawa…right?
@blackandred As much as I want him here, there’s no fucking way.
@ilyarozanoff Whatever team he winds up at, I’m sure the announcement video will be EPIC.
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16 Jul 2026
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cup runneth over by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
12 Jul 2026
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[Seven members of the Ottawa Centaurs stand in the backyard of Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov. Each of the men holds a bag of candy as they joke with each other while Harris Drover sets up the shot. The sun is beginning to dip in the sky behind them, and the Stanley Cup sits on a makeshift stand made out of a cushioned lawn chair. Shane hovers close to the cup, and can be seen eyeing it with concern as Ilya watches him with amusement.]
Shane: That doesn’t look very stable. We could have at least dragged the patio table out here.
Ilya: It’s fine, sweetheart.
Shane: I know, but it’s my day with the cup, I don’t want anything to happen to it.
Ilya: Bood seasoned jerk chicken in there, yesterday. I think it will survive a little trauma candy salad dump in our backyard.
Shane: That feels like a famous last words kind of scenario.
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13 Jul 2026
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Ilya had thought it was dumb, when Galina suggested it. A code word for when his mental health was bad—he and Shane didn’t even have a code word for sex, and Ilya was regularly tying Shane to the bed and slapping his ass until it was as red as a tomato.
“Is there a reason you’re calling me?” Shane asks now, voice echoey over the phone. “Or is this part of your strategy to win our argument?”
Ilya swallows hard. “Constantinople,” he says.
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Or: Ilya goes through a rough patch.
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- Part 27 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic
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11 Jul 2026
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jonquilles by neostar
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
01 Jul 2026
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“It’s my boyfriend and I’s anniversary tonight and I’d like to get him some flowers.”
“...Ah.”
Ilya supposes he should have seen that coming.
He puts even more care than usual in the bouquet, probably out of spite—mostly out of jealousy. It’s childish, and he knows that Shane won’t ever look at his fucking peonies and think ‘These are so gorgeous, I definitely ought to leave my partner for this random florist I met twice’.
Whatever.
If he deliberately chooses flowers with awful upkeep that will wilt easily, then it’s no one’s business but his.
or: Shane comes to buy flowers for his boyfriend every week. Ilya hates it.
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10 Jul 2026
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least valuable player by neostar
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 Jul 2026
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Shane Hollander when asked about speculations of his boyfriend Ilya Rozanov ‘tanking’ on purpose to reunite with him in Providence : “...What? He gets an earful from me every time they send him down. He has lousy puck control and weak defense and needs to work on his shooting accuracy and you think I want it to stay that way? No I don't want my boyfriend to be a joke of a player, I'd like him to put decent enough numbers that he doesn't get moved up and down the NHL and the AHL like an idiot. Now leave me alone.”
or: Ilya Rozanov is a mediocre fourth liner of the Boston Bears. When he gets outed, the internet theorizes he plays poorly on purpose. His boyfriend isn't amused.
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10 Jul 2026
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The Decent Docent (A Nice Man in Montreal) by emmyarcher
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
09 Jul 2026
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It’s the summer of 2016. Ilya is in Moscow, and definitely absolutely not spending more time flicking back through his text history with Shane than dancing with hot girls in the club. Shane meanwhile is doing things like helping his buddy Pike wrangle his brood at a museum, where he meets the super cool and really nice and maybe kinda cute docent, Dylan. He’s made a new friend. They have common interests. They hang out.
Ilya has a completely normal reaction to this.
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10 Jul 2026
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Spend the Day With Ilya Rozanov by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Jul 2026
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[Ilya Rozanov yawns and stretches shirtless in his kitchen. Pajama pants hang low on his waist, and his hair is rumpled from sleep. He smiles and waves at the camera, and when he comes closer, he leans down so his face is level with the camera, his eyes bright even though he’s obviously tired.]
Ilya: Good morning! It is ass o’clock, and I hate that I am awake, but today you are going to spend the day with me and my boyfriend. And I know what you are thinking, ‘what man could possibly be worthy of you, Ilya?’ and I get it. I ask myself this every day, but my boyfriend is very wonderful, even if he is much, much less famous than me and not nearly as good at hockey, and I think it’s about time you all get to know him. So, yay boyfriend reveal! And now I’m going to make him his disgusting breakfast smoothie, and then bring you along for our day together because my friend Harris Drover says I need more content on the internet, and what better way to do that than to tell you I’m bi, and that I have a boyfriend, and show you how disgustingly in love we are?
[Ilya straightens so that his bare torso is the only thing in the frame, his abs flexing as he reaches over to turn on the blender.]
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- Part 1 of Spend the Day With Me
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09 Jul 2026
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Ilya Rozanov's Goodreads Reviews by Promised_ivy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
12 Jul 2026
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Several MLH players have their phones hacked.
Most people find embarrassing photos.
Ilya Rozanov accidentally leaks five years' worth of sex reviews.
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You know that TikTok trend where people rate how good the sex was in front of their partner?
Yeah. It's that.
📢📢📢
UPDATED: (second chapter) July 12, 2026Series
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08 Jul 2026
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two steps on the water by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 May 2026
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Selected text messages from the phones of Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander, circa 2020-2021.
Troy Barrett: I’m planning to drive up to Toronto to finish packing up my apartment on Saturday, and I was wondering if you’d want to grab dinner after your game while we’re both in town?
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Jane: …did you tell Barrett about us?
Lily: no i promise
Lily: he maybe thinks it is possible, but i did not tell
Jane: I don’t think he has any idea
Lily: what makes you say this
Jane: Just a hunch
Or: Troy asks for Shane’s number, and Ilya gives it to him. What could go wrong? Or maybe more importantly, what could go right?Series
- Part 2 of ☆ my heated rivalry fics ☆
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04 Jul 2026
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Top Off by bittlebarnes (monroesherlock)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
29 Jul 2026
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Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly
Watching fans who literally helped run Shane out of Montreal talk about how much they miss him…..hmmm 🤨-or-
Sometimes it hurts to remember just how good at hockey Shane Hollander actually is.
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- Part 11 of Out On The Town
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03 Jul 2026
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sold to shane hollander by moubrip
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
15 Feb 2026
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“I did not have a crush on Hollander,” Troy argues.
“So wanting his number is not having a crush?” Dykstra asks.
“Jesus Christ,” Troy murmurs under his breath.
Harris feels like he should take pity on his boyfriend. “Hey, hey, it’s okay. I had a crush on Hollander too.”
It’s close enough to the truth. Harris is not going to confess that in the depths of his crush, he wrote fanfiction about Shane. And he certainly is not going to elaborate on all the plot points from the rare heart condition requiring expensive care in the United States to being sold by his family to Shane Hollander to cover the debt.
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- Part 2 of a crush on shane hollander
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02 Jul 2026
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Equinoxium by lisette_1
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
15 Mar 2025
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For the Powers That Be, the Balance is the Key and the Slayer is their tool. As such, they will do anything to restore the Balance on one world and retain it on another - no matter the cost.
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01 Jul 2026
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Five times Danny and Mindy swapped patients with each other.
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29 Jun 2026
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Market Analysis (or Shane Has Spent His Life Being Financially Responsible and Has a Few Things to Teach Ilya) by vintagesubmariner
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 May 2026
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Shane has married Ilya, a known chaos monster, with a penchant for fast cars and designer clothes. Shane has spent his life making sure he was financially responsible. Now it's time to merge these two different approaches to money management; It does not go the way Shane thinks it will.
They had been married for 32 days.
And now was the big conversation: estate planning, their assets, and what combining them would look like.
Shane had found a financial planner. Had set the appointment.
He was, after all, Shane Hollander; he had approached his financial future with all of the key characteristics of a Hollander. His mom had guided his career, negotiating sizable contracts for him, and his father worked for the Treasury. It was in his blood.
Ilya, meanwhile, had approached today's meeting with the same organizational energy he brought to most things in his life, except hockey: confident, yet chaotic, and generally not stressed out about whether things would work out in his favor.
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- Part 4 of Assets and Appreciation
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29 Jun 2026
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hey, roz by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Jun 2026
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Harris: Hi, Shane!
Harris: This is Harris Drover.
Harris: I got your number from Ilya.
Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.
Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?Shane: Oh, yeah, okay.
Shane: I’ll be there, so we can do whatever.
Shane: Always happy to help the team with a little internet humiliation that’ll be around for decades.Harris: Perfect!
Harris: I promise, I think you’ll really like this, though.
Harris: No humiliation involved.
Harris: The only caveat is, you can’t tell Ilya.Shane: Okay?
Shane: Why?Harris: Well.
Harris: Here’s what I’m thinking.- Language:
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29 Jun 2026
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rash decisions by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
22 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander loves playing for the Ottawa Centaurs. Leaving Montreal, as painful as it had been, really has been one of the best decisions he’s ever made.
He gets to play with his husband. He’s supported at all levels, from upper management down to the most casual of fans, and his teammates are genuinely kind and lovely people who care about him and his life and are invested in his well-being.
Considering where he came from, Shane thinks it’s wonderful to work with such caring players who want what’s best for him and notice things about his life. It's really, really great.
Until it isn’t, of course.
“Hollander, what the fuck is that on your face?” Zane Boodram asks in the locker room while they’re changing for game five of the first round of playoffs.
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Or Shane has a mysterious rash, and his teammates are very concerned.
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26 Jun 2026