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  1. Rec 61

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    or how to organize a gangbang between a sex repulsed slut with OCD and five hangers who want to give him the best experience of his life.

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    12 Aug 2025

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    this is THE funniest fanfic ever written

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    12 Jul 2025

  3. Rec 61

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    It feels a little ritualistic as Astarion taps fresh grounds into the smooth wooden pipe for Gale. For he’s never lit a candle and prayed proper, you see, but he thinks the crackle and cherry glow of a pipe under Gale’s fluttering eyes is as good an altar as any. And as he breathes in, Astarion mirrors him. The smell would be overpowering were it not for the wafting sweet panic in Gale’s blood as he chokes himself out so… willingly.

    Or: Astarion can’t get high, but that insufferable wizard can. And watching can be just as fun.

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    09 Jul 2025

  4. Rec 10

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    A training session between Remy and Kurt turns into something more.

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    20 Aug 2024

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    “How old are you, Astarion?”

    Astarion is not expecting the question, Halsin can tell by the way he jerks upright, spine straight, shoulders strong.

    “Two-hundred-and-forty,” he answers without hesitation. “Give or take a few years.”

    Halsin swallows, rewords his question. “How old were you when you were turned?”

    Astarion goes quiet. Extremely, cacophonously quiet.

    “Thirty-nine,” he finally says, a bolt straight into Halsin’s heart.

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    Halsin discovers Astarion was turned before his maturity and all the sacred elven rites that come along with it. Including the sex one.

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    28 Apr 2024

  6. Public Bookmark 9

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    Nancy and Frank stay up late in Salem.

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    30 Mar 2024

  7. Rec 26

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    Raphael thinks about Volo while he's having sex. Also, Volo is there.

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    21 Jan 2024

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    She allowed herself to be guided through the copse of trees just outside their camp, deep into the dark. A quiet fear seized her throat but Shadowheart forced herself to take one step at a time, following the steady, easy glow of the moon cleric and the Moonmaiden’s daughter.

    “Do not be afraid, little warrior. The light needs shadow to persevere. You will persevere.”

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    Or: sometimes you need to be railed in a religiously affirming way by a demigoddess and her lover.

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    07 Nov 2023

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    “God might forgive this kinda shit,” Wolfwood snarls, “but I ain’t that easy.”

    Vash goes to confession.

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    05 Nov 2023

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    “You're sure you’re ready for the role?” Nyssa teases. “Studied up? I can’t imagine there are too many books about infiltrating drow temples.”

    Gale fiddles with his collar and leash, pinching it between his forefingers in a way that shouldn’t be distracting but is.

    “Perhaps not specifically. You see, the problem about writing on drow society is one often does not make it up from the Underdark to hand pages to publisher. Of course there are many…less researched volumes. Of hapless men and leather-clad matrons. But I told Shadowheart I would be a gentleman, so that is all I will say on the more sordid parts of my education. You’ve nothing to fear.”

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    03 Nov 2023

  11. Rec 83

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    Ethel strokes Morgane's cheek with a spindly finger, wiping away the tears in some awful echo of sweetness. “It’s too bad your elf is such poor breeding stock. But don’t you worry. I have such a soft heart for young lovers, so I won’t call in one of my masks to give me what I’m owed. I’ll let the little mage bless you as your god intends.”
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    Mayrina doesn’t make it to the end of the fight with Ethel. And Morgane, Gale and Astarion don’t win. But auntie is owed a child, and there are some debts the undead simply cannot pay.

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    05 Oct 2023

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    “Spikey,” Wolfwood says, slow and measured. “Are you, uh … are you turned on?”

    Wolfwood helps Vash deal with a unique problem.

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    07 Aug 2023

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    In which Vash signs himself and Wolfwood up for a quick side job, which goes south in the best possible way.

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    31 Jul 2023

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    Denji just wants to get a job (and maybe a girlfriend too).

    Yoshida just wants Denji.

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    20 Jul 2023

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    Vash had become Wolfwood's closest, and only, friend. He trusted him with every ounce of his being; if it were a mistake to turn his back to Vash, then it’d be divine simply to die by his hand. With every drag of a worn out cigarette, he found himself indulging in “what-ifs.” Maybe it’s why he smoked so damn much.

    Wolfwood hated how vulnerable “what-ifs” made him–-they always took up the majority of his attention.

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    17 Jul 2023

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    A year after July and they're still digging bodies out of the rubble. A year later and they're still finding living people in the crater, people that had been dead and buried months before. A year later since the first person ran into their own doppelganger at the memorial site.

    All he knows is that there better not be another Nicholas D. Wolfwood out there, because one is more than enough. If he ever sees himself anywhere but in the mirror he's gonna start fucking swinging.

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    Trigun Maximum Wolfwood sucks and fucks Trigun Stampede Wolfwood. There's a decent amount of plot to justify it happening. Stampede Wolfwood feels some type of way about all this. That's it, that's the fic.

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    17 Jul 2023

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    Wolfwood isn’t quite sure how it’s come to this, yet again—maybe they’d always end up mad as spitting tomcats and circling each other like sworn enemies instead of best friends. Maybe it’s destiny, a date he can’t afford to miss, but anytime it’s Vash riling him up, Wolfwood loses his head so fast it makes him both look and feel stupid.

    [AKA Russian roulette fic]

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    08 Jul 2023

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    "I'm sorry, I don't, I'm sorry-" Vash sniffled, bloodshot eyes unable to completely lock onto Wolfwood, "It feels so good, everything feels so good, I don't know why I'm-"
    Wolfwood really... really liked high Vash.
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    Vash has an impossibly high alcohol tolerance. His tolerance for other substances... is not quite the same. When they're welcomed into a town that's thankful to have the humanoid typhoon as a guest, Vash and Wolfwood get to enjoy each other in ways they don't usually while on the run.

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    26 May 2023

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    A week ago, Nicholas got a cutely-worded, fumbling email from some guy asking if he was taking on new subs. Then, a date was set.

    It takes Vash five whole minutes to knock on the door, and as soon as it opens, one thing becomes apparently clear.

    “Vash, I presume?” Nicholas asks.

    “T-that’s me!” Vash manages.

    Oh, Nicholas knows this is going to be fun.

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    13 May 2023

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    Wolfwood can’t help but watch him out of the corner of his eye, Vash’s thumbs working over the beads and tracing the lines of the cross with his nails. He holds it with a certain kind of reverence that Wolfwood doesn’t think comes from religious faith at all; thinks it has more to do with the fact that it’s Nicholas’s rosary that he’s holding.

     

    (Or, Wolfwood lets Vash hold his rosary. He goes halfway crazy over it.)

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    12 May 2023

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