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Sebastian is deprived Tylenol by Urbanshade so he doesn't turn autistic by AnonUmbrella
Fandoms: Pressure (Roblox)
05 Nov 2025
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"Wha.. ‘m not turning autistic" He muttered, you can't turn autistic. Especially not from a pain killer- Urbanshade was just being stupid.
"Oh my god this is it. You're going to be autistic for ever. You know they told me it's curable, I'm sure if we just get you to a doctor everything will be fine! Ohhh god-" Painter's voice was fading, the world was spinning faster– he could've sworn he heard a thud.
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I don't support trump and I'm not ableist this is entirely satire I swear
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15 Nov 2025
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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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- 560,073
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- 46/46
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01 Aug 2025
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People keep coming up to Kaveh to congratulate him. Kaveh doesn’t really know why, and he’s a little too scared to ask at this point, so he heads back home, content if not a little bemused.
He is, unfortunately, reminded of it the very next day, when the door slams open and Al-Haitham stalks in. “Mind telling me why everyone was congratulating me today?” he demands. “About your pregnancy?"
Or: Al-Haitham is, without a doubt, the most annoying person Kaveh knows. Maybe the world’s second-most annoying person can help Kaveh figure him out.
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- English
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- 20,724
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- 3/3
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- 553
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21 Jul 2025
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decay exists as an extant form of life by Magepaw
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
18 Jul 2022
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Notebook. Forceps. Scissors. Scalpel. Chisel. Saw. Albedo looks forward to discovering what secrets of life this small body will yield to him.
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Childe gives Kaeya a reason to start a trolling war for his birthday.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 51
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- 1,468
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11 Mar 2025
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A Hypostasis' Guide to Godhood by Bookshelf_Indulgence
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
23 Dec 2022
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A computer programmer dies and wakes up in an eerily familiar world.
The twist? They’re the Electro Hypostasis.In this world of power, they decide to become a god instead of being massacred in the name of Character Ascension Materials.
(Now if only the arsonist child that comes along on its journey would stop calling it “Mr. Seelie”.)
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An isekai’d Hypostasis accidentally kidnaps an enthusiastic Klee and takes a very convoluted road trip across Teyvat in search of other Hypostasis Systems to create the ultimate lifeform.ABANDONED AND DISCONTINUED
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- English
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- 51,700
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- 22/?
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06 Feb 2025
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You drown in rushing water, and show up in Teyvat. You are present, the “traveler” is not. You wonder if this means you must take their place, but an average human from Earth can not match up to whatever the traveler is. Not in strength, not in kindness, not in geniality. It takes crawling out of a hole of self-hatred and shaking hands to come to the conclusion that you were never meant to take on the destiny of a hero.
(A mouse can’t ever put a bell on a cat’s collar; Sometimes the most favorable task isn’t achievable, no matter how much you beg to be different.)
The fic is set to take place during the entire first main quest in Mondstadt. It is book one of two, if I believe in myself hard enough.
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26 Jan 2025
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Homuncular Nature by Otaku553
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
22 Aug 2025
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When the opportunity to research a new world drops itself into Albedo’s lap, he does as any alchemist worth his salt does and gladly takes it.
Getting involved in a countrywide government conspiracy is not part of the plan.
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- English
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- 11/?
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- 15
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23 Jan 2025
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Being a Wingman is a Full Time Job by swampbebe
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 Apr 2021
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“What are you doing in Mondstadt?”
“You didn’t show up this week!” Childe says. “Aether brought Hu Tao instead. She really handed it to me, but it just wasn’t the same.”
“You…” Diluc stops. “You came all the way to Mondstadt just because I didn’t show up?”
Oh?
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Kaeya discovers Diluc has a crush and, despite not being on the best of terms with his estranged brother, takes it upon himself to be the ultimate wingman.
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- 1/1
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31 Dec 2024
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The Friendly Necromancer by Sengachi
Fandom: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
23 Dec 2023
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18 Nov 2024
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Falling Out of Trouble by ShadeofSilentFire
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Undertale Yellow (Video Game)
07 Sep 2025
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Clover is dead.
And yet, he persists.
Unable to let himself fall into the unknown that is death, his soul clings to a facsimile of life, trapped in darkness with nothing but his thoughts and time to reflect and ponder. He will not, cannot move on, even when there is nothing left for him in this world. No body, and no hope of returning home. No hope of reuniting with his friends.
Until someone called for help.
Now stuck in an Underground he does not recognize with only his trusty four-shooter and a friend he can’t trust, Clover searches for his friends, the voice who called for help, and answers. Retracing his path through the Underground, and forging a few new ones as well, Clover battles his thoughts, suspicions, and memories of events that never occurred, but won’t quite leave him either.
Now, if only he could find his hat.
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- English
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- 128,146
- Chapters:
- 23/?
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- 3,381
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19 Mar 2024
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Ranboo in Wonderland (Tommy in Hell) by AldiParmesan for eyeheartkats
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
22 Aug 2023
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There were no doors. No furniture. The walls were all the same ugly yellow wallpaper, and the ceiling was the exact kind of panel ceiling you could expect to find anywhere, asbestos and all. There was a persistent musty smell. The carpet was sticky and divided into large, square panels, probably about long enough for Ranboo to lie down flat, and that was all there was.
It was less like an office area, and more like a random-generated maze.
They wandered.
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At 4AM, Tommy recieves a text, saying that Ranboo has somehow fallen through a wall and is now in an office building, begging him to come collect them. Not knowing what's going on, Tommy follows. Neither of them know that it is going to be a long, long time before either of them come out.
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or: backrooms AU- Language:
- English
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- 24,278
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 1
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- 97
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02 Jan 2024
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Sunny gathered all his courage, about to tell the truth and finally free himself and Basil from years of deceit.
...He promptly passed out mid-sentence. Great. Sunny then woke up in White Space, Omori there to greet him.
But wasn't Omori supposed to be gone? Why did the dream world still exist?
And when did Omori become sentient?
ACT 1; Descending: 1-38
ACT 2; Ascended: 39-END- Language:
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- Words:
- 414,037
- Chapters:
- 53/53
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14 Nov 2023
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Basil: Hey um,,, are we ever gonna,,, actually talk??? About things???
Sunny: not rn. later
Sunny sent an image.
Basil: Understandable
Basil sent an image.
Sunny sent an image.---
A post-good ending chatfic.
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- English
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- 73,837
- Chapters:
- 27/?
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05 Sep 2023
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i waited eight long months (she finally set him free) by stillateenageabomination
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
28 Jul 2023
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A pointed metal prong met her throat, far enough away not to cut her jugular but close enough that if she tried to make a break for it, she’d be skewered.
“Chasing us down is one thing,” said the red-masked turtle with a vicious smirk. He kept his grip on his sai firm as his brothers circled around him and April. “It’s gutsy enough that I can actually respect it. But threatening our pizza? Now you made it personal. Big mistake.”
April held her breath. She would not do what she wanted to do, she would not, she would not –
April burst out into uproarious laughter, her giggles so uncontrollable that the mutant that could only be Raphael had to ease up his grip on his sai. He just stared at her in confusion, as did the rest of his brothers, as April struggled to quiet her laughter.
“I’m – I’m sorry,” April said between giggles. It was so bad that her glasses started fogging up. “You’re just – really short.”
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or, your average 2012/rise crossover. 5 times a Rise character spends the chapter vibing and emotionally connecting with 2012 characters + 3 times there’s actual plot
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- Part 1 of eight long months + extra works
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 152,856
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 448
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- 2,384
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25 Apr 2023
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Minor Interference by bambiraptorx
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
30 Nov 2024
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“One last chance, children. If you join me I can teach you how to maximize your potential, be all that you can be. What’s your answer?”
Leo’s about to remind Draxum that the last time they met almost ended with red-ear slider mutant splattered on New York pavement when another idea springs into his mind.
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The turtles accept Draxum's offer to train them. Little does he know that they're only going to use it mess with him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 116,038
- Chapters:
- 23/?
- Comments:
- 796
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- 1,089
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- 262
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12 Jan 2023
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big bro michelangelo by mad_and_thick_as_thieves
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
03 Nov 2022
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Donnie hadn't been kidding when he'd offhandedly dubbed their missions 'episodic mystic hi-jinks, because this is something Mikey sees far too often in western cartoons and tv shows. Which, of course, means it was only a matter of time before it happened to them.
'It' being that his older brothers have been turned into toddlers.
Or: Mikey is the Big Brother for a day and learns (or rather re-learn) a few things about his siblings.
Or: the obligatory Turtle Tot episode we were robbed of.
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- Part 9 of ROTTMNT One Shots/Short Stories
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,319
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 283
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- 2,238
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- 420
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- 16,475
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21 Nov 2022
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The Fight for Mikey by hinacu_writes
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
27 Oct 2022
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Your typical "ROTTMNT adopts 2012!Mikey" fic, except I took it a step further;
Riseverse hosts a seven round competition, where each round the team from the 2012verse fight a member of the Rise team in various battle arenas and stages. Winners get to keep 2012!Mikey.
Featuring: the Rise twins going full theater kid, several fog machines, an appearance from Rise April O'Neil's bat, equipment that may or may not have been stolen from Big Mama, three Casey Joneses, mad scientist Donatello, and the return of Rat Jitsu.
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- Language:
- English
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- 26,811
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Comments:
- 1,651
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- 2,916
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- 538
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- 44,364
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26 Oct 2022
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A Tale of Spirits by unorthodoxx
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Avatar: The Last Airbender, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
01 Apr 2024
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Indefinite Hiatus - Explanation in Recent Update
“We do not know of your brothers, Great Spirit,” Zuko answered, stuttering more like it. “I’m sorry we could not be of more service.”
The spirit frowned and stood up. “That’s weird, we were just together.”
There was a shift and Uncle’s head came up. They stared at this strange spirit. It turned its back to them and Zuko was breathless at the show of disregard. Figures a spirit would not consider him a threat. He shouldn’t take it personally, but he’s been dismissed his whole life. He’s tired of it. A hand gripped his trembling one and he takes a breath. There is no use getting upset over the ways of a spirit. They both studied its small form and Zuko was caught by its profile. The spirit’s back held three repeating and somewhat glowing symbols. It curved in a familiar motion.
“A turtle,” Uncle whispered.
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The arrival of four great spirits changes everything
Indefinite Hiatus - Explanation in Recent Update
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- English
- Words:
- 168,344
- Chapters:
- 22/30
- Collections:
- 14
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- 3,779
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- 11,695
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- 2,753
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08 Oct 2022
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Tommy Watson is sixteen years old and completely blind. (Well, he has some light perception in his left eye, but he feels that hardly counts.) After being adopted at age seven, he’s grown up the only non-powered person in a family of superheroes.
At sixteen years old, Tommy Craft is the youngest prince of the Antarctic Empire. He and his family are the last full-blooded avians, and he’s always been proud of his heritage and golden plumage.
Sixteen-year-old Tommy Innit has been surviving on his own for as long as he can remember. He’s an araneo, a species known for having four eyes and six arms. He dreams of being able to leave his planet and explore the stars.
Tommy Watson shouldn’t have been in his dad’s technology lab. Tommy Craft should have known better than to pick up unknown magical artifacts. Tommy Innit is suddenly stuck hiding two weirdoes who have his face and speak an alien language from planetary authorities. No one is happy about this.
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A found family story featuring three Tommys who have lived vastly different lives teaming up to get two of them home (and eventually realizing that they don’t want to say goodbye.)
Story is complete!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 58,323
- Chapters:
- 16/16
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- 9
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- 419
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- 2,673
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31 Aug 2022