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“So hey, I get home from torturing myself all day at that godforsaken Frankenstein shitshow of your family company and you're just lounging around, can't even bother to have dinner on the table? You're a fucking terrible housewife, man. I’m trading you in for a better model.”
Ken just raises his eyebrows and holds a hand up in a half-hearted shrug like fucking try it then, asshole. He's smirking, just barely.
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- Part 1 of unemployed housewife kendall
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23 Sep 2023
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Lucius nodded somberly, leaning forward in the chair in the middle of the room. "I would like to start, Mr. Crouch, by saying that I believe that some of the charges you listed against me earlier may be true."
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Or, How Mr. and Mrs. Malfoy Stayed Out of Jail the First Time
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30 Dec 2022
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Empire of Dirt by BeanieBaby
Fandoms: Iron Man - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
20 Aug 2021
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Post Civil War, 46-year-old Tony Stark wakes up in his 21-year-old body. Armed with memories of the future, he saves his parents, kidnaps the Winter Soldier, and kickstarts a series of unexpected events.
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- 14/?
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03 Oct 2021
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Vegeta had slept with his share of aliens during his time in Freeza’s army. As long as they were a strong warrior with a decent power level, he hadn’t really cared what they’d had between their legs. However, he’d felt a brief pang of relief when he’d first seen the Earth woman naked. She’d looked normal – almost like a saiyan, except for the lack of tail – and exactly the same as him.
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30 Sep 2021
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When Lucifer Dan and Maze rescued Chloe, they didn't leave. They called Amenadiel to their aide, and together, they dragged the misbehaving archangel down to Hell for a time out. But locking him up revealed a truth no one expected.
Doppelgängers can steel someone’s identity. They take their memories, mimic their mannerisms—and apparently borrow celestial abilities—but at their core, they’re still themselves. Lucifer didn’t want to believe it, but the evidence was right there. The “Michael” they locked up in Hell was an imposter.
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11 Oct 2020
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The (Not So) Great Pretender by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
11 Dec 2017
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“What,” Tony says softly but with a great depth of feeling, “the actual fuck just happened?”
“I believe, Sir,” JARVIS pipes up from the phone in his pocket, an unnecessary amount of what sounds like glee in his voice, “that you’ve once again managed to maintain your closely guarded secret identity. Truly your subterfuge skills know no bounds."
“You’re an asshole J,” Tony mutters back as he reaches up to rub at his temple. He either has a headache coming on or a blood clot. At this point he’s honestly not sure which he’d prefer.
"I did learn from the best, Sir,” JARVIS tells him sunnily.
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12 Jun 2020
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Happy Hour by Ysabetwordsmith
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
28 Mar 2014
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Tony rescues Happy from an abusive employer. Happy rescues Tony from himself. But of course it's never really that simple ...
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- Part 13 of Love Is For Children
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24 Mar 2020
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Bad Reputation by gottalovev for jayjayverse
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
02 Jan 2019
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Obadiah Stane, CEO of Stark Industries since Howard’s son died before Steve even woke up, isn’t happy that the Avengers haven’t caught the villain Iron Man yet. The mysterious man in the armor keeps destroying SI weapons, and even though they tried to arrest him, he always slips through the Avengers’ fingers. It doesn’t help that Steve enjoys their bantering a bit too much, and that he’s starting to think that Iron Man has a worthy cause.
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01 May 2019
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sugar and spice and all things nice by deathsweetqueen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)
17 Feb 2019
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“I don’t like this,” Steve mutters to him, as he shifts awkwardly on his feet in the lounge of Tony Stark’s absurdly large Malibu mansion.
Bucky sighs and resists the urge to roll his eyes. This isn’t the first time (and it certainly won’t be the last) that Steve has expressed that very sentiment, and while Bucky also recognises the futility and drawbacks to this particular job, it’s a job, it’s their job and it puts money in their bank account, which is something that Bucky won’t turn his back on.
“I just don’t understand why someone like Tony Stark needs a bodyguard,” Steve complains, quietly. “Some spoilt little rich boy, so full of himself that he thinks the whole world is out to get him?”
“Shut up, or you’re going to get us fired,” Bucky hisses.
Steve shakes his head. “All I’m saying is that I don’t want to have to spend the foreseeable future looking after some dolled-up, greedy prep school reject.”
Or, alternatively, five times that Tony Stark surprised Steve and Bucky, and one time they didn’t really care.
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17 Feb 2019
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To tell the truth by Kanelore
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
17 Feb 2019
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The Avengers weren't perfect but they were getting along with each other and Tony might even call most of them friends. So when he invited them to live in his tower he never thought he would end in the lab avoiding them.
Plus getting hit with a some kind of spell that made him tell the truth and broke down his masks was making things worse for him.
Tony Stark decided that he really does hate magic.
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- 10/10
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16 Feb 2019
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Puppies & Shovel Talk by drabblesinthemoonlight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
09 Dec 2018
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Bucky is hopeless and has thought way too much about Peter's threat level. Peter's a protective son. Perfect situation don't you think?
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- Part 1 of Winteriron and the Spiderling
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12 Dec 2018
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To Shield from the Storm by Politzania
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
24 Oct 2017
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The Avengers have gone their separate ways after the Battle of New York and Tony Stark is on his own in the Tower. He's successfully kept his omega status secret from all but a very few for decades; the suppressants have (mostly) done their job, but not for much longer.
Learning to team up with Captain America -- possibly the most famous alpha of the 20th century and someone Tony's already managed to alienate -- is going to be just that much more difficult, now, isn't it?2/28/2018 - The Stucky prequel to this fic is now COMPLETE: Forging the Shield. It's not necessary to read that fic first, but it may provide some insight into Steve's behavior along the way.
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- Part 2 of The Shield Saga
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- 42,872
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- 17/17
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26 Jun 2018
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Tony would call it bad luck but, lets be honest, it was probably a long time coming.
Or: Steve tries to find Tony and realises some things along the way.
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20 May 2018
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I locked all four boys in a house with no power to make them do this. So that now you may see a glimpse of a happier moment in the childhoods of Sherlock and Mycroft, or what the rest of the world might recognize as "terror," as it involves those two and a deck of cards. How do you handicap Mycroft?
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22 May 2014
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When We Assume by EventHorizon
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
12 Oct 2013
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Greg Lestrade has accepted a date with Mycroft Holmes. Now, the Detective Inspector needs to get himself out of his own head...
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17 May 2014
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Primark Scuffed and Oxford Polished by ElapsedSpiral
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
21 Apr 2012
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Mycroft/Lestrade, brief mention of Sherlock/John.
Summary: "It could be a better day. When the lift breaks somewhere between the third and fourth floors of New Scotland Yard, it gets worse than Hleb missing by a fucking mile."
Warning: mild spoilers for HoB but primarily set in the time leading up to HoB.
Mild humour, Mycroft character study.
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15 May 2014
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Caught in the Undertow by paisleygirl
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
02 Jul 2014
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“What the fuck Rogers!” Clint yelled angrily, dropping down from God knows where and landing next to Iron Man’s sprawled form. “Jesus Christ, did you even pull that punch?” He asked, no longer quite yelling, but certainly no less angry.
Or an angsty love story where Tony gets hurt, Steve is a dumb-ass, JARVIS is a BAMF, and the rest of their friends do their very best to try and help.
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12 May 2014
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Various MediAvengers Miscellany Part 1 by steakandcheeeese
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Sep 2013
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Miscellaneous newspaper clippings and magazine articles relating to the Avengers. Includes transcripts for relevant articles.
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- Part 3 of MediAvengers
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29 Aug 2013
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Germany and Italy pretend to be engaged. As usual, everything is Romano's fault.
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28 Aug 2013
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louis knows that he's in love the second harry begins speaking about the bolsheviks. (or, louis is a history teacher & harry is the fit curator that he desperately wants to mongol invade him, however many times niall tells him he's a psychopath.)
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28 Aug 2013