16 Bookmarks by meowingnoises
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Egg should quit, he thinks. This job was going to be the death of him, and he wasn't sure this was worth it.
But, then again, a paying job was a paying job, and he kinda needed the money— and look, as long as the very wounded and beat up villain in front of his counter tipped, he was willing to overlook the fact that he was getting blood on Egg's newly mopped floor. He was not above bribery.generic coffee shop/villain au
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07 Jun 2026
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Redstone Spider by FermentedAppleJuice
Fandoms: State SMP | ish's Civilization Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Mar 2026
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Just a bunch of oneshots from schpyder!
5pyder being a spider hybrid with lots of evolutionary failures that somehow makes him cute and Schpood is just Schpood or well as much as he can be with how out of character I made him to be on accident
At some point I did try to make a time line… but that was a failure soooooo there is now no time line. I killed it. Boom.
Hope you enjoy <3
20.04.26 update: this fic is on an indefinite hiatus. Not abandoned just on a who knows how long brake :P
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07 Oct 2025
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Quick Clockwork by vibesoda
Fandom House Builder Gang SMP | HBG SMP, Minecraft Speedrunning - Fandom
27 Jul 2026
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An MCSR superpower AU loosely based on My Hero Academia with more political undertones. Cloud duo centric (Feinberg and Couriway). Feinberg is an under-the-table healer and Couriway is the professional hero tasked with tracking him down.
Oh, yeah, and they share an apartment.
Feinberg is aware of Couriway’s superhero alter ego Icarus, but Icarus is still in the dark about the true identify of mysterious vigilante Fine. (I’ll give you two guesses to make the connection yourself).
When a supervillain attack lethally injures Feinberg and his superpower helps him narrowly avoid death, his relationship with his roommate becomes strained as the consequences of overusing his power raises questions Feinberg can’t answer.
Though only one of them gets paid for it, Couriway and Feinberg make a living out of saving each other.
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30 Sep 2025
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How to be a Gentleman by Alari_The_Aurora, Moontail137
Fandom HTbag, Lifesteal SMP, The Realm SMP
08 Aug 2026
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A realm smp/ lifesteal superhero au, where Clownpierce is Archmage, a vigilante, yet also the best known assassin around. And Branzy is Carnival, a villain who runs a casino with an underground network of information.
This series is in chronological order of the in-universe timeline. Not of posting. If you want to start with proper character introductions, it's recommended to start with How to Fall for the Trap and continuing on before reading the ones before it.
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26 Sep 2025
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charms & 'chants by springtime_sovereign
Fandom Kaboodle SMP, Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
07 Jun 2026
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If you can think it, you can make it. With the right ingredients and a knowledge of the enchanting language, you can brew a charm and clip it to your belt for a limited time to increase your strength, speed, or resistance. Then comes Branzy. His ideas of using redstone in brewing are revolutionary, but unfortunately, that sort of innovation attracts attention. Clown, the deadliest assassin in the city-state of Vivol, rather likes having a brand new engineer to call his own.
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In which Branzy moves to a new city, Clown hangs over his shoulder, and I make use of 5 years of French class. (Vivol = a loose translation of Lifesteal :])
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26 Sep 2025
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Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
21 May 2026
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The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.
“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”
With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.
This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.
“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”
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Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.
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26 Sep 2025
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Fine by vibesoda
Fandoms: Minecraft Speedrunning - Fandom, House Builder Gang SMP | HBG SMP
27 Jul 2026
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Two roommates, one a pro hero, the other a vigilante, are both hiding their identities from one another.
Only Feinberg is a lot better at keeping secrets.
Unfortunately, he’s a lot worse at controlling both his power and his impulse to save what he knows he can’t.
Couriway, on the other hand, can’t seem to make up his mind on which side of the line he stands on: the civilians he swore to protect or the heroes who depend on his cooperation?
Or: two different approaches at achieving the same goal.
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- Part 1 of Quick Clockwork
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31 Aug 2025
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And The Universe Said You Are Not Alone by AstronautBeans
Fandom House Builder Gang SMP | HBG SMP
09 Jun 2025
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22 Aug 2025
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Minecraft but I have SEX in PARKOUR CIVILIZATION by kishdrabbles
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
13 Oct 2024
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[In the tone of Evbo's narration] In Parkour Civilization, even the sex is parkour. And as the Parkour Champion, I need to ensure the future of Parkour Civilization would be safe in the hands of my own Parkour Child. But before that, I need to find a suitable Parkour Partner to have Parkour Sex with...
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19 Jun 2025
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"A little more time," Lukey begs. "I need you to hold on a little longer."
Pangi pauses, and he nearly cries. He wants to run his hands over the planes of un-touched skin that still remains, map out the feeling with his fingers. Maybe memorize it by touch alone, hold onto the memory as it gets worse—yearn to feel the whole of him as he's supposed to be, un-corrupted, un-marked.
"Okay," unimaginably quiet, "Alright. I will."
He's lying, they both know.
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Lukey and Pangi’s last conservation before Pangi loses his memory, re-imagined. Pleas are left un-answered.
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30 Apr 2025
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maybe the real mace was the watcher we wanted to kiss all along by hattrem
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
10 Feb 2025
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Clown unequips his mace, the thing he’s worked so hard for, just so he can free his other hand to hold both sides of Branzy’s face. “Hey, it’s okay. You rigged the game for me, didn’t you?”
His touch stings, a literal, prickling sensation that signals to Branzy that he should be careful, that he can’t just step into this world.
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- Part 5 of clownzy clownzy clownzy
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30 Apr 2025
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Living the life as an assassin is great, however he didn’t sign up to be a fucking babysitter, especially not for a stuck up royal who he’s assigned to murder.
OR After failing an important mission The Federation tasks Cellbit with a new job, Kill Prince Roier.
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- Part 2 of Guapoduo Royalty AU
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17 Jul 2024
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Tonight was the Grand Gala which meant he had to choose somebody to marry and serve by the end of the night. He was dreading attending. His parents had thrown this gala for many years, offering to host such a special event for the surrounding kingdoms though this year was his turn.
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Prince Roier's life changed because of a single night, it's too bad he can't stand the man in charge of watching him.
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- Part 1 of Guapoduo Royalty AU
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17 Jul 2024
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Roier rubs him wrong in every possible way—he’s way too loud, gets late to class, jokes about Cellbit’s interests and his smile is just a tad bit too pretty.
Still, they kissed at the party last night.- Language:
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15 Jun 2024
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"My, My head hurts," he replied dumbly, "And I had a… A really terrible nightmare."
And god, did the last few years feel like a nightmare. A horrible, never-ending nightmare that twisted into shapes Jon never thought possible and took more from him than he knew he had to take.
"Must have been some nightmare," Tim hummed.
"It was," Jon laughed humorlessly.----------------
After the conclusion of the Watcher's Crown, Jon finds himself waking up in a much younger version of his own body, one that's still working with Tim and Sasha in research. Jon refuses to let this opportunity pass him by, refuses to let this world fall to the same fate as his. He'll do it better this time. He'll save everyone, no matter the cost.
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- Part 1 of Right By Them - A Fix-It of sorts
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12 Jun 2024
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Black Skies Changed Into Blue by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
27 Feb 2024
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Waiting there in the middle of the ocean, only a little ways off the coast, was a ship.
Not a boat – that distinction was incredibly important. No, this was a ship. A great hulk of metal and steam. It was held in place by a genuine anchor, casually rocking with the waves, rather than faltering beneath them.
It was huge, and powerful, and delusional, because who the fuck wasted that many precious materials on a flashy build in 2b2t? Did they want to be targeted by every hacker in a thousand block radius?
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In an attempt to reconcile with the loss of his arm, Fit travels thousands of blocks away from the spawn of 2b2t. He is not prepared to stumble across a dimension-hopping cargo ship and its crew of strange individuals.
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26 May 2024