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A Con Artist, A Mafia Boss, An Arsonist, A Hitman and A Delinquent Cause A Scene Outside Of A Bar by hyperbolic
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
05 Dec 2022
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Kristin needs a mortgage for her money laundering scheme.
Phil wants alibis who won’t ask any questions.
Wilbur needs a landlord that will overlook his felonies.
Techno requires a good washer and dryer that can clean blood easily.
Tommy wishes CPS would get off his ass.
Each with their own agendas, flaws and secrets, these five are pushed with the common goal of needing to come together as a family in order to evade the law.
Or: SBI need to pretend to be a family in order to avoid the police's suspicions.
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- Part 1 of A Con Artist Universe
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06 Sep 2023
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“Perfect. Absolutely perfect.” Phil takes a scone, nodding. “Have you taken out any life insurance lately?”
Techno only laughs. Phil laughs too. They laugh for approximately fifteen seconds. It’s weird.\\
or: techno takes on a sketchy babysitting gig to make some money. he’s not entirely sure they’re not trying to murder him.
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- Part 1 of Technoblade's Entirely Average Life
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I was a kid in a village, doing alright, then I became a prince overnight by sircantus
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Apr 2023
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(Yes the title is from sofia the first, yes I'm laughing at it, I find it funny-)
In which Phil has created the Antarctic Empire from the ground up and takes in Techno and Wilbur along the way, and raises them while also ruling his kingdom. Tommy, sixteen, lives with Tubbo in an orphanage, the two of them running around in the cold streets of their town.
After a hectic day of getting separated from Tubbo, getting into a few fights, and ending up in an entirely new town, he comes across Phil, and saves him from an assassination attempt by smashing a plate over someone's head.
So then both Techno and Wilbur decide to see who this kid is, and Tommy sure is endearing, in the way that the first time they spy on him, he starts a fight in an alleyway over a bag of cookies.
(and then Tommy basically gets kidnapped into the royal family, but like, legally, y’know?)
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you can put your dukes down, stringbean by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
24 Jun 2021
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The Jester is a famed vigilante, protecting the city of L'manburg for as long as people can remember. No one knows where he operates, when he appeared, or who he is. It's hero Zephyrus' job to figure out his identity and capture him, with the help of his friend and son.
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It was a much closer call than Tommy would have preferred. In his haste of escaping a group of thugs, he almost missed out on talking to a pretty woman. Granted, Tubbo was gonna be pissed when he got home. Such is the life of a heroically handsome vigilante.
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A fic in which Tommy manages to annoy the hell out of Phil, Techno, and Wilbur by being impossible to catch, annoyingly loud, and irritatingly endearing.
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The Children's Rebellion by Aria_Cinabun
Fandoms: Origins SMP, Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
14 Jan 2022
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His name was Tommy Innes, and he was born to touch the stars.
Of course, touching the stars was going to have to wait, because he'd lost that dream the moment his parents had died when he was ten years old—the moment he had watched that starship explosion and felt a bit of his heart die with them. He'd lost that dream when he was transported to prison and then to a place called Pogtopia.
He'd lost that dream when he watched hundreds of children starve on the streets of Pogtopia. When he and two friends become the lone survivors of the Red Planet's Genocide. When they were rescued, and he was captured again.
But maybe—maybe one day, he would regain that dream. Maybe he would hunt down the mass murderer that had executed his friends and gain his revenge—but that day was not now, and now he sat in a prison and stared at the faraway stars.
Perhaps there would be people that he could call family again. People he would see again—people whom he had lost years ago. One day.
Because he was an Avian, born to be forever alone amongst broken stars.
And Avians did not fall unless they wanted to.
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a science fiction fic about rebellion
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- Part 1 of Children of the Stars
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Extension by dancewiththewaves (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
21 May 2021
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"That was Floaty. Or at least, that's what I'm calling him. Fucking kid won't tell us his name," Dream carried on like nothing had happened, and from beside Techno, Wilbur started wheezing like he was dying. "I think he's twelve or thirteen. Wind magic, he's quick and real snarky, very malnourished, blind-"
"Wait, blind?" Techno peered harder at the communicator. Wilbur stopped laughing. "How the hell is he able to slip by you then?"
"Uses the air currents like feelers, I think," Dream's breath was coming heavier as he carried on running. "Gets an idea of where things are in relation to him. He doesn't always get it right, sometimes there are cracks in things big enough to feel like an escape route and he slams into a wall. Or he doesn't angle close enough to the ground and trips on things. He's uh-" Dream flipped the communicator around, and Techno blinked as Bad flew through the air, screeching the whole way. "He's slippery."
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TLDR: Blindinnit has wind magic and gets himself adopted by the Antarctic Empire's royal family.
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- Part 2 of Writing 'bout block mens
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A Farmer and his Dragon Son by AdorableAxolotl
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Jul 2023
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The day Techno vanished from the fighting scene, he imagined living a peaceful life on his farm. Tending to fields of crops and watching his animals slowly grow into their adult selves.
It was meant to be his retirement, so how did he end up caring for a young dragon?
Or TechnoDad & Dragoninnit Fluff
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- Part 16 of An Axolotl writes fluff about block men
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And They Danced. by aenor_llelo, Anarchy-Schmanarchy (Murder_Schmurder), BattleBlaze, ConcoctionsFromHell, izziel_galaxy, Otakuforlife19
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Orphan's Path (Fanfiction)
18 Dec 2021
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In which two old gods realize that somewhere along their "inside joke" marriage, they might have actually fallen in love. As you might expect from such ancient and wise beings, they decide to accept this change with grace and humility.
(No, they didn't.)
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- Part 26 of Orphan's Path
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Tommy didn't mean to end up bleeding out in an alleyway after loosing a fight, but hey! What kind of idiot brings a knife to a fist fight? He just wasn't expecting to be stumbled upon by his very worried foster brother.
Whumptober 2022 Day 1: "This Wasn't Supposed to Happen"
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- Part 1 of whumptober 2022
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So You Want To Be a Big Shot? by Eclipse_writing4
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Dec 2022
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Tommy is a poet, Techno is a writer and Wilbur is a musician, they all dream of being famous one day, the only thing stopping them? They still have to make it through Highschool in a brand new town
Tommy, Wilbur, Techno centric and povs
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- Part 1 of Big Shot Series
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Drive away the Fae (and then call for them anyway) by ErissTheMean for MollyPollyKinz
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
22 Dec 2021
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There is a lot of ways to protect yourself from Fae without breaking the rules of politeness. Tommy Innit from the earliest moments is surrounded by everything and anything to keep these creatures away and yet it's not enough to drive them away for good. But it's working so he keeps doing it...
Till he's not.
Or, Fae!SBI try to adopt Tommy but are constantly kept away by fae repelers :)
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Lucky Number Seven by Impala_Cherry_Trickster
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
12 Aug 2022
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Tommy is a lone wolf, building his sixth nest, when he runs into another pack of shifters.
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Aka. SBI find a lonely Tommy and go MINE
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Broken and Loving Regardless by bari_astralis
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
01 Oct 2022
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Tommy didn't know what he'd done wrong.
He had lived with this foster family for over a year now. He'd had a cake and party for his birthday, Christmas presents, he'd been included. But never once did Phil call him his son.
He was never referred to as his child, never a real part of the family.
So, he tried his hardest to get Phil to call him that. Even if it meant becoming something other than himself.
~ 5 times Tommy tries to be Phil's son + 1 time he found out he didn't have to try.
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To Better Beginnings by spookyserpent
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
08 Sep 2022
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Wilbur nods, keeps smiling until Phil leaves. Only then does he drop his backpack and duffel bag on the floor, take a shuddering breath and will himself to keep it together.
This is temporary.
His parents aren’t abusers, they’re lovely people with good jobs and good connections. They’ll go to trial and everyone will find out that Wilbur is just being dramatic and then he’ll go home to a house that is made to look warm when it is really just cold.
Or, Wilbur has recently been moved to a temporary foster house due to his parents upcoming trial and learns what it truly means to be loved.
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- Part 9 of Writing about Block People :)
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"Let’s raincheck all of that. I’m so sorry Big Dubs, but I’ve got a giant, super important science project I’ve got to bullshit in the next twelve hours,” Tommy starts running around the house, hastily shrugging on a coat and grabbing his backpack, “If you called ahead I could’ve warned ya. Sorry man.”
“It’s- it’s okay,” Techno grits out.
His perfect planning, thwarted by a school project.
Tommy freezes, and quietly asks, “Wilbur, you won’t… leave again, right?”
Techno has spent the past days dedicated to perfecting his hunt, his record full of successes. He can't fail here, he's an apex predator not swayed by emotions or impulses.
“You’re not getting rid of me that easily," he smiles viciously.
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Or, Techno is a monster who pretends to be Tommy’s brother so he can trick the kid into being his next meal. Somehow, he ends up caring for Tommy instead.
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Making family and coffee (Maybe not in that order) by isa_grapes
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
22 Sep 2022
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“I’ll have a large, iced triple shot of espresso with three pumps of caramel sauce, two shots of chocolate sauce, and whipped cream.” The man in the beanie rattles off breathlessly. “Oh, and a black coffee,” he tacks on the end.
Tommy pointedly glares at him. “Why?”
The dickhead set on ruining his already pretty shitty morning has the audacity to look taken aback. “I don’t think you’re supposed to question the customers,” he says, and great, he’s a tory.or,, Wilbur, Philza, and Techno juggle their superhero duties with subtly trying to adopt a feral teen, and Tommy just thinks making ends meet at a coffee shop is more difficult when these fucking weirdos won't leave him alone
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- Part 21 of Dream smp
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19 Jun 2022
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Solanum Tuberosum by Princess_JennieO_of_Hyrule64
Fandoms: Origins SMP, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Minecraft Roleplay - Fandom
25 Oct 2021
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Elytrians were literally unheard of, having been hunted to near extinction for their feathers and caged songs. Unlike Avians who can float gently down to earth from incredible heights, Elytrians sport full size wings capable of flight. Let alone one with wings as inky black as the night sky. And yet, here is one such being right before him, equally frozen in shock at the sight of a human having practically fallen out of the freaking sky and slam into the ground next to him.
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AKA: A human Potato Farmer Technoblade meets the Elytrian Philza and accidentally sets the gears of fate in motion.Warning: This work of fiction contains angst and heavy graphic description of violence.
Author's Note: This work of fiction is very loosely based off of the first OriginsSmp and does not follow any of the current Rebooted OSMP lore.
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Wilbur almost died a week ago. He didn't, but he almost did.
He's back home living with a father he hasn't spoken to in three years. With shaky fingers, he picks up his old habits and tries to mimic the routine of the man he once was. He's trying. It's not much - he's still a shitty person trying to make up for all the wrong he did, but he is trying. For Phil. For Techno. For himself.
He was getting it together. He almost had it back together.
And then a unruly blond teenager stumbled into his store two minutes before close, and Wilbur's world fell apart.
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a diner au with found family, the healing process, and minor coming of age indie film vibes. also crimeboys ! <3
**ON A SHORT HIATUS UNTIL IM DONE W MY MONSTER FIC !! **
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- Part 1 of fuglychan's ongoing fics !