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A Gentleman's Patience by teatimeready
Fandoms: Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast), Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
18 Apr 2026
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Ed has always considered himself a patient man- a gentleman at most times, really.
But now, with James’s new penchant for wearing only his Saxx pants around Ed—and with Ed knowing he can touch him, that he can have James—it’s safe to say that Ed has been having less-than-gentlemanly thoughts.Series
- Part 24 of Taskmaster Short Stories
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"I keep having this dream that I own a cottage in the middle of a beautiful forest. Very remote, very private. Once a year Alex stays for like a month and becomes a fae creature (AKA Little Alex Horne) to decompress. It's so wholesome I can't even 😭"
Decided to write the cute dream I have been having for almost a month.
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- Part 7 of Dream a little, Dream of Me.
- Part 23 of Taskmaster Short Stories
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how many onions I’m owed by teatimeready
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
24 Mar 2026
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I stare down at the black, blank screen and let myself cry. I cry for the lost friendship, I cry for the three boys' lives I can no longer be a part of, I cry for Rachel and the bullshit she's apparently been putting up with. I cry for myself.
And I decided then and there that I, with every fiber in my body, hate Alex Horne.
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Leaving Was Easier by teatimeready
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, British Actor RPF, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, Would I Lie To You? RPF
21 Mar 2026
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“You used to look at David and me like that.”
“Lee-” I start but there's a sparkle of something in Lee's eyes that makes me change my tone. An olive branch. I try not to roll my eyes and shove his stupid handsome face away from mine, “I am capable of having just one lover at a time, Lee. It is known to happen.”
He smiles like he knows something I don't, “yeah, but that would be so boring.” His face softens and I’m reminded of those early mornings we used to share with David. How the morning light always made him look so much younger, “and you were never boring.”Series
- Part 6 of Dream a little, Dream of Me.
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“Do you make it a habit of collecting husbands, Y/n? Are you going to put them on a shelf, next to your little awards and your family photos?”
There’s a hot flush crawling up my neck, equal parts shock and humiliation. “What are you—” I start, but Greg cuts me off, his voice low and mean in a way I’ve never heard before.
“Maybe you should think about how it looks, before you go snogging a married man.”Series
- Part 1 of Dream a little, Dream of Me.
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Dream a little, Dream of Me. by teatimeready
Fandom British Actor RPF, British Comedy RPF, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast), Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, The Mandalorian (TV), Would I Lie To You? RPF, Yellowstone (TV 2018)
17 Apr 2026
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Stories based on my very vivid dreams. Most (if not all) will have plot holes.
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Friendship, Friendship/Love, Male-Female Friendship, Kissing, Female/Male Relationships, Developing Relationship, Will They Won't They, Relationships, Friends to Lovers, Idiots in Love, Eventual Romance, Slow Romance, Attempt at Humor, Alternate Universe - No Girlfriends/No Wives, Slow Burn, Some Plot, Mutual Pining, Longing- Words:
- 57,167
- Works:
- 8
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Taskmaster Short Stories by teatimeready
Fandom Australian Comedians RPF, British Actor RPF, British Comedy RPF, Inside No. 9 (TV), Just Puddings (Web Series), Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast), Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, The Great British Bake Off RPF
18 Apr 2026
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Pairings are mainly Alex/Reader, Greg/Alex/Reader, James Acaster/Ed Gamble <3
- Words:
- 133,683
- Works:
- 24
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From Sickness to Health by teatimeready
Fandom British Actor RPF, British Comedy RPF, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
28 Nov 2025
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They never talk about what this is. Greg is too busy being Greg; Alex, too allergic to revolution. Y/n should be the one to say something, to label it, but every time she tries, the words wedge in her chest like poorly chewed toast.
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In the quaint village, Father Paul Hill and Y/n share an extraordinary bond that goes beyond their roles as custodians of the community. They run the grand facility that serves as the heart of the village. The sprawling structure with its open-concept first floor is a vibrant hub of activity, where laughter and the aroma of delectable fare mingle in the air. The second floor holds the true secrets of the facility, accessible only by a grand staircase. It hold a vast library that stands as a testament to their shared thirst for knowledge. Down a hallway lay a series of opulent chambers. And at the heart of this wing are the private quarters of our duo, their doors facing one another. A connecting edifice housed the village's museum, a repository of wonders that hinted at the extraordinary nature of Paul and Y/n's work.
However, beneath the surface lurks a dark secret that threatens to unravel the very fabric of their world. As they battle to protect their village from forces beyond mortal comprehension, they must protect the village, while also finding each other again.
- Words:
- 62,617
- Works:
- 11
- Bookmarks:
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All of my Call of Duty stories.
Most likely pairings:
-Simon/Reader
-Price/Reader
-Simon/Price/Reader
-Reader/Team 141- Words:
- 139,949
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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the ideal husband by cinnamonsalt
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
21 Apr 2026
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“...nope.” Grace pulled the quilt farther up on his shuddering body, then turned his back to him. “Nope- oh, no, no, absolutely not. Nope.”
“For sci-encee,” Rocky whined, actually whined, practically pawing at the edge of the bed, and Grace whipped back to face him, eyes squinted in the dark.
“I don't buy that, Rock.” Rocky wilted with the sentiment. God, he was pushy- and if Eridians could evolve to have puppy dog eyes, Grace was convinced Rocky would be at the forefront of that development. “Not for a second. Y’know, you’ve been-”
“How will Rocky possibly know how to please, if no?”
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Doctor Ryland Grace feels as if he's being hunted. Rocky is very aware of Doctor Ryland Grace's feelings.
Bookmarked by teatimeready
22 Apr 2026
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Green is The Color by Thiccums
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
18 Apr 2026
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You get jealous when Eva Stratt sings to Ryland and he proves his devotion to you and only you
Bookmarked by teatimeready
22 Apr 2026
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With Leon, the two of you investigate the sixth corpse to find that it contracted the same virus the Raccoon City survivors have.
Arriving at Rhodes Hill, you are separated from Leon and kidnapped by Victor. You take Leon's place in the interrogation scene in the attic.
Bookmarked by teatimeready
19 Apr 2026
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He can’t remember when, but it started with little things. Small favors, tiny really, like bringing him things, making him tea, or reminding him of important schedules. Somehow, over time, they fell into a private routine of Alex effectively working as Greg's real life assistant, doing things for him that were nowhere near his job description. And as with everything, the more you do something weird, the more normal it seems to you, and you alone.
Bookmarked by teatimeready
17 Apr 2026
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with your body next to me, its sleepy sighing (sounds like waves upon a sea too far to reach) by This_Will_Be_Our_Year
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
15 Apr 2026
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Grace is scared of losing Rocky when they make it to Erid. Rocky makes it clear he has nothing to worry about.
Bookmarked by teatimeready
16 Apr 2026