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Twinkerbell on Top (on Bottom) by twodeehotgarbage (twodimensionaltrash), twodimensionaltrash for KaynInfectedBrayn
Fandoms: League of Legends
16 Aug 2025
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Kayn rides Ezreal. It goes as well as can be expected.
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- Part 3 of "Rhymes With..."
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The outcome of sexual and semi-romantic tension between a man (Baizhu) and another man (Il Dottore) and that other man's many clones (Segments) which the first man (Baizhu) fools around with to cope with the fact he can't see the second man as often as he'd like. (The coping mechanism is sex.)
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Wait ‘Til You See My Deck by twodimensionaltrash
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
20 Feb 2025
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A day at a tournament with Level 2 Genius Invokation Judge Alhaitham. His schedule includes "deciding everyone else sucks" and "answering stupid questions for people that should know better". It's to be expected when you share a room with 7 people for a weekend with thousands of sweaty nerds.
(Accurate to card game tournament experiences. If you don't read Gen, consider trying this anyway because it's charming and neurodivergent Alhaitham is sexy.) Written for The Scribe's Wisdom: Alhaitham Zine.
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- English
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The DJ is Terrible, but Please Say You’ll Come by twodimensionaltrash
Fandoms: League of Legends
13 Feb 2025
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Yone attends Remix Rumble with the intention of enjoying himself at the wildest party that Riot can afford. The reality of it is more "rumble" than he was hoping to deal with. DJ Sona is brainwashing people! Only Yone and two (three?) very obnoxious companions are conscious enough to fight their way up the Tower of Tonal Terror and free the festival-goers from her hypnotic harmony.
(Yone beats up his colleagues to save them from Big Sona. Yasuo and Kayn are helping. Art inside.)
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On Building Hanging Gardens by twodimensionaltrash
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 Sep 2024
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"Alhaitham told the king: 'You are exactly as the stories say.'
Kaveh stood and offered his hand to Alhaitham. He said: 'I have heard nothing, yet, of you.'"
Short version: It's the Epic of Gilgamesh but Alhaitham as Enkidu and Kaveh as Gilgamesh. Written on clay tablets.
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'A mighty paw swipes at him. He twists his upper body to evade and stumbles back. The demon’s leg passes through the spear like it’s nothing. Like he’s nothing. He hates it.
Claws and fists. Teeth and nails. They push and pull, hunter and prey, switching roles on instinct. Andrius puts Xiao on his back foot. Xiao chases Andrius to the edge of cliffs. The laughter of children echoes in Xiao’s head, accompanied by the songs of a bard. Beneath the lowest notes there’s the roar of flames, the flicker of a candle before life burns out, and in the center of it, him.'
In the midst of a nightmare, Xiao is pulled into Venti's dreams.
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In the Snezhnayan military's supply chain of diamond trading, Childe's job is to mend other people's messes. He, himself, is the worst of them.
Snippets in the life of a prodigal fixer, presented reverse-chronologically: a new person working in his labs, the way that position opened, and why.
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Every day is a good day to be Bennett's Guild-Assigned Dad. Except today, when Bennett is introducing Dad to a no-good rotten Fatuus he calls a friend.
Bennett's Adventurer Dad has a crisis when meeting his son's boyfriend.
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Must Love Sponges (Translator's Note: Sponge = Dog) by twodimensionaltrash for CorLapisJade (TheTealTea)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Jan 2024
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Zhongli is thrilled to be reuniting with his beloved after months apart. His beloved seems more excited about his new adopted animal. (It not an animal.) (It is a meka dog from Fontaine.)
Gift for the ZCL Cold Date Holiday Exchange.
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Just Aggressively Homiesexual Friends by twodeehotgarbage (twodimensionaltrash), twodimensionaltrash for Aaju
Fandoms: League of Legends
19 Dec 2023
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Kayn comes to the rescue while Ezreal is away for a promotional shoot. Not to be outdone by the suffering Ezreal's peers cause, Kayn makes Ezreal suffer a far worse fate: a one-way trip to horny jail.
Or: It is now Ezreal who wants to fuck Kayn so bad it makes him look stupid.
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- Part 2 of "Rhymes With..."
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Intrusive Thots by twodeehotgarbage (twodimensionaltrash), twodimensionaltrash for Aaju
Fandoms: League of Legends
11 Nov 2023
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Ezreal's fans get on Kayn's case about a very-artistically-valuably picture he took of himself. They've apparently been "shipping" Ezreal with Kayn and Kayn has found out the hard way in his notifications. Now he can't stop thinking about it, because he definitely wasn't thinking about it before. (And they were roommates.)
Or: "You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid." - Ezreal League of Legends
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- Part 1 of "Rhymes With..."
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Counseling Roleplay for (Not-)Couples by twodimensionaltrash
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Oct 2023
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Aether heard about this "couple's therapy" thing from older women gossiping in the Court of Fontaine. The partners reverse roles and reveal their innermost thoughts and feelings by acting as each other.
They're totally not a couple, but Aether brings this up to Lyney as a potential way to reconcile their disagreements. Lyney loves the idea. And Aether loves...
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- Part 5 of Morning Glow (& Other Lights)
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A Costume for Ages "Eiden" & Up.
Dante attends the cosplay cafe Aster arranged for Eiden's birthday. Edmond is a butler—appropriate—and Eiden is the gross bastardization of Solaria's dress. Dante experiences the greatest despair known to man: popping a boner in the presence of his culture being commodified.
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Tartaglia has developed a terrible habit since transferring to Liyue. If Mr. Zhongli didn't want to be watched, he wouldn't be so beautiful.
Or: Childe has become infatuated with his fated partner from a distance. He expresses these feelings in questionable (and illegal) ways. Like jacking off outside his window.
Includes art by resonant_heart.
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(You) See Better in the Dark by twodimensionaltrash
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Aug 2023
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Lyney was asked to have a "bonding experience" with Aether to build trust between them. "Bonding activities" apparently include "bondage activities."
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- Part 4 of Morning Glow (& Other Lights)
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Impressed Upon Your Thighs (And Mind) by twodimensionaltrash
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
23 Aug 2023
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Aether catches Lyney committing minor acts of deviance and Lyney punishes him for it. Just a little bit.
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- Part 3 of Morning Glow (& Other Lights)
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Trapped Between Your Legs (And Loving It) by twodimensionaltrash
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
22 Aug 2023
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Aether and Lyney hide from the Garde in one of Fontaine's too-tight alleyways.
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- Part 2 of Morning Glow (& Other Lights)
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Magical Flowers as Unromantic Gestures by twodimensionaltrash
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
18 Aug 2023
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Lynette does not understand her brother's flights of fancy. She does not understand how he lets himself be caught in his own ideas like fishnets and bear traps.
Lynette watches her brother develop feelings for the Traveler in the blink of an eye.
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- Part 1 of Morning Glow (& Other Lights)
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Angler by twodeehotgarbage (twodimensionaltrash), twodimensionaltrash
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Aug 2023
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Captain Tartaglia pursues things greater than himself at the risk of losing all else. When he touches upon something precious, however, he finds himself distracted. For all he wishes to cherish it, it seems it may well kill him first.
In Cognito Merperson Childe falls hard for a beautiful stranger, triggering a chain of events that either ruins him forever or ascends him to Celestia.
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Sit. Stay. Roll over... Or don't?! A Shiba Captures a Fox! by twodeehotgarbage (twodimensionaltrash), twodimensionaltrash
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
23 Jul 2023
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Thoma's very-charming-and-attractive friend Childe happens to be in Inazuma when his birthday comes around. There's a very-special-and-suggestive gift waiting for the birthday boy.
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