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“I’m everything your parents hate. I’m poor, I'm rude, and I take up space. I’m nothing like you white picket fence fucks–no offense.”
Butters blinked at him, brows raised in a perpetual confusion.
“Are you sayin’...you want to be my parent's kid instead?”
Kenny burst out into laughter at the mere suggestion of that.
“Hell no! What I mean is-” he sighed, deciding how he should best explain the genius of this plan to Butters. "Date me."
Or: Kenny pretends to be Butters' boyfriend in a scheme to get the Stotch's to stop grounding him.
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Craig is a youth pastor working for the local church in South Park. A series of bad events have been plaguing the town, thought to be the result of demon activity. He hates the creatures more than the average person, on account of an incident in his past which made him vow to fight against the devil's offspring and purge them from the human world forever. However, that sentiment gets him into one hell of an adventure when he is called to help investigate the supposed source of the demonic activity with a group of other pastors. He's had the full intention of destroying any demon that may cross his path ever since he became a pastor, so why would this investigation result in anything different from that?
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All in the title, not a part of a Kinktober group, Just doing this for me
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After embarking on a grueling journey, Stan Marsh finds himself in a secluded house on the shores of a small Island in New Jersey, where he encounters Kyle Broflovski, his old childhood friend who had moved to New York for college and whose face he hadn't seen in three years. As his mother, Sheila Broflovski, had requested, Stan sets out to help Kyle recover from his illness so he can return to normal and reconnect with his loved ones who long for his visit in colorful Colorado. However, as the weeks pass, Stan realizes he had underestimated his old friend's mental decline and that he may be hiding something far more sinister.
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When pilot Marsh got ready for his shift at the space- and air force facility in Nevada he didn't exactly expect the night to end up with him being the unintentional spokesperson for humanity. Especially when he was trying to communicate with this creature that killed without moving a finger.
Fucking Craig and his theory that aliens just looked like DreamWorks guys fishing from the moon. Because really, this alien just looked like a man.
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- Part 2 of Familiar Faces