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    Whiteboard:
    buy more almond milk
    call maintenance about broken icemaker
    sell roommate’s belongings on ebay

    Lan Wangji > Wei Wuxian
    Lan Wangji: What is the meaning of the note on the fridge?
    Wei Wuxian: oh i’m out of almond milk
    Lan Wangji: That is not funny.
    Wei Wuxian: i agree. almond milk is no joke. the almonds work very hard on that stuff probably (i wouldn’t know i’m not an almond)

    Apartment Rules and Expectations
    22. Do not misappropriate or joke about misappropriating other people’s belongings.

    ~~~

    OR: oh my god wangxian are roommates

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    English
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    27
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    23
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    93
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    17
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    1,177
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    Ren was having a perfectly nice day.

    Then some guy wearing a hoodie and a face mask came in, demanded to be served alcohol without showing an ID first, had a staring contest with the counter, left, and posted a terrible review online citing incidents that didn't happen. He ended it by saying he'd never step through LeBlanc's doors again.

    He came back next week, brought inside by his coworker while wearing a different outfit and a different mask.

    ---

    My contribution to the Shuake Gift Exchange on tumblr! One of the prompts given by my giftee was: "Instead of a meet cute, a meet ugly prompt (no persona AU): Akiren works at Leblanc full time, Akechi leaves a scathing review online about them and has the audacity to go back. (Akiren knows exactly who left the review) ((can be crack treated seriously))".

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    198
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    Summary

    Whiteboard:

    buy more almond milk
    call maintenance about broken icemaker
    sell roommate’s belongings on ebay

    Lan Wangji > Wei Wuxian

    Lan Wangji: What is the meaning of the note on the fridge?

    Wei Wuxian: oh i’m out of almond milk

    Lan Wangji: That is not funny.

    Wei Wuxian: i agree. almond milk is no joke. the almonds work very hard on that stuff probably (i wouldn’t know i’m not an almond)

    Apartment Rules and Expectations

    22. Do not misappropriate or joke about misappropriating other people’s belongings.

    OR: oh my god wangxian are roommates

    Language:
    English
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    8,579
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    210
    Kudos:
    1,213
    Bookmarks:
    247
    Hits:
    5,068
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    (Requested)

    In which Sae-byeok is hit on and Ji-yeong loses her shit.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    958
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    974
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    After a disastrous double date with Buck’s sharp-tongued girlfriend Taylor and his own increasingly insufferable partner Ana, Eddie Diaz discovers two things: 1) Ana’s “helpful suggestions” for Christopher are less about support and more about erasing his son’s needs, and 2) Taylor Kelly is delighted to become his partner-in-petty-crime. Armed with a crash course in passive-aggressive floristry from a chaotic non-binary florist, Eddie embarks on a mission to send Ana the messages he can’t say aloud—using bouquets disguised as gifts for Taylor. But between Ana’s condescension, Buck’s cluelessness, and Taylor’s increasingly creative revenge schemes, Eddie’s floral warfare becomes a catalyst for realizing what (and who) he’s been quietly fighting for all along.

    (Or: Five times Eddie weaponizes flower meanings to spite his ableist girlfriend, one time he lets go, and the slow-burn realization that Buck’s been his "always" all along.)

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    2,140
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    1/1
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    6
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    478
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    90
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    5,295
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    Кевін постійно затримується на нічних тренуваннях, що розчаровує Аарона, який хоче провести час зі своїм хлопцем

    Language:
    Українська
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    916
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
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    79
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    A town meeting raises some issues between the residents of Alexandria and Daryl. But a few uncomfortable moments lead to the start of something he'd been hoping for but never thought he could have.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    409
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    1/1
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    192
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    "Gradually, he thought, he'd introduce the night,
    first as the shadows of fluttering leaves.
    Then moon, then stars. Then no moon, no stars.
    Let Persephone get used to it slowly.
    In the end, he thought, she'd find it comforting.

    A replica of earth
    except there was love here.
    Doesn't everyone want love?"

    - A Myth of Devotion

     

    Thomas Hewitt gets fucked up and possessive while in the dark. Unfortunately, you were brought along with him.

     

    Dark! Leatherface/Thomas Hewitt x Reader

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    9/?
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    457
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    78
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    10,767
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    For all his patience, cunning, insanity brilliance and plot armor.
    Minoru Kageno/Cid Kagenou has not once, ever had something simply handed to him. And in fact prefers it that way as it gives him clawing his way from an entirely mundane non magical person into the cool and mysterious shadowy eminence all that much meaning.

    Because every step along the way it was his own choice, his own struggle that granted him all the power he proudly wields that even had an genuine dragon acknowledge defeat to him.

    So why is it then, his honest to atom Second in command never once considered mentioning:
    "Oh, hey! By the way, we're building an army. Would you like to join in?"

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    English
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    10,069
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,377
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    As you navigate the delicate dance of defiance and vulnerability, chains and freedom, you find yourself questioning the nature of power and the boundaries of loyalty. With every encounter, the line between enemy and something more begins to blur.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2,389
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    Al Shadow descubrir sus sentimientos por Sonic, decide que lo mejor es autoconvencerse de que el héroe no es aquello que él cree. A pesar de las incesables señales que recibe por parte de Sonic, su solución para erradicar dicho desperfecto era sencilla: odiarlo, odiarlo tanto como para que el daño fuese irreversible.

    Y odiar era algo que fácilmente podía hacer.

    ¿O no?

    Language:
    Español
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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Kudos:
    11
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    221
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    JACKIESHAUNA CENTRIC: Jackie and Shauna have sex instead of Shauna and Jeff, Shauna is an undiagnosed autistic girl in the nineties, masking is getting more difficult, the struggles she had as a little girl are rearing it's ugly head, and we all hate Jeff! Hip-hip, hooray!

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    English
    Words:
    6,605
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2,212
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    Taehyung likes his routines. The right sunlight, perfect coffee, and his boutique’s sacred opening hour.
    Jungkook? He owns the café downstairs, uses foam art as his felt-tip pen, and parks in Taehyung’s spot like it’s nothing.

    What starts with a glitter war and foam art insults slowly becomes something else.
    Jungkook wasn’t supposed to care.
    Taehyung wasn’t supposed to stay.
    But some stories aren’t about claiming space. They’re about learning how to share it.

    Series
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    English
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    11,177
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1,532
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    When a twist of fate lands five powerful, eccentric men under one roof, domestic life quickly becomes a daily disaster.

    Zayne clings to health and order like it’s a sacred creed. Xavier just wants meat and naps—preferably in that order. Sylus demands luxury, even in his cereal. Rafayel keeps dragging home “inspiring junk” that generously earn him the title of an artist... or just a very glamorous slob. And then there’s Caleb—always cooking, always watching, always smiling a little too kindly while sharpening a knife.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,749
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    559
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    Only Resolute knows Merry's true nature. She knows that Merry is nothing but a dirty, two-faced cheater- and someone needs to knock her off her high horse.

    Good thing is, she's got just the solution.

     

    Inspired by this art.

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    222
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    With Satoru’s shirt fisted in his hand and his forearm pressed across his chest, Suguru had Satoru pinned against the wall. He wasn’t foolish enough to think he had any real hold on him, Satoru could easily shove him away if he wanted to. But he didn’t. Instead, Satoru let himself get trapped and still managed to grin at Suguru confirming that Suguru never had the upper hand at all.

    “I know what you’re trying to do,” Suguru said, his face close to Satoru’s, meeting his gaze. So close he could feel Satoru’s warm breath tickle his face.

    “What are you going to do about it?” Satoru asked.

    What started off as Suguru wanting to punish Satoru a little for neglecting a chore quickly turns into the suffering of Suguru himself.

    Language:
    English
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    6,313
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    200
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    2,752
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    They say the devil recognizes his own.

    OR

    Kristoph and Dahlia meet in prison.

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    English
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    2,304
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    7
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    Seonghwa, Please” He’d sobbed, gargling on the blood spilling from his throat.

    Murderer.

    Perhaps, in death, he’d be blessed with forgiveness. What a joke.

    Language:
    English
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    4,988
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    260
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    Set Pre-Quest. Out in what's considered the far flung borders of the Shire, Oatbarton holds one of the most rambunctious Harvestmath festivals around; the sort that 'respectable' hobbits like the Sackville-Baggins wouldn't be caught dead at. It's the one night to go wild.

    Perfect, Frodo thinks, for one last hurrah before moving to the Shire proper.

    (Or in which poor life choices are made.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    126,566
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    185
    Kudos:
    468
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    11,609

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