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Another 1930s AU fic from me, who's surprised?
_Getting rid of a body shouldn't be something Vox is so used to, and yet the steps came naturally. There was something different about himself that he was beginning to realize. Shunned briefly, but now, it sat comfortably in the corners of his mind.
The static electricity around them made Vox deeply aware of the new darkness that made itself at home. He was sure Alastor had become familiar with it too. It felt like they shared it -- as if it was one in the same -- linking them together like the red string of soulmates.
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OR : A fic about Vox and Alastor meeting in the 1930s as kids and growing up together in a world not accepting of them. It time skips through some of their childhood as they develop into the Murder Husbands (and their feelings for each other). But in a world where they only have each other, what will happen when they're torn apart?
AKA I'm terrible at writing summaries... the tags might be more helpful. I also don't want to give the angst away yet
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“I will answer nothing.”
“You don’t have to,” Seokjin assures him. “Hoseok, tell him what we know.”
Hoseok counts on his fingers. “You sent something to the wrong contact. It was intimate. You said ‘no’ very loudly, then ‘I have made a life-altering mistake.’”
“Who was it?”
“…Jungkook. Yoongi’s roommate.”
Hoseok’s entire face changes. “Oh.”
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Taehyung has disliked Jeon Jungkook for weeks for no particularly defensible reason.Then Jungkook asks for notes from a class he missed on the same night Bogum, Taehyung’s very uncomplicated friend with benefits, is waiting for something considerably less academic.
Taehyung, too tired to notice switches the conversations.
Bogum gets the lecture notes, Jungkook gets Taehyung half-naked.An invented boyfriend should contain the damage, that is, until Jungkook turns out to be annoyingly difficult to dislike.
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Draco Malfoy had a promising future ahead of him until he was killed and turned into a vampire.
Now, he lives depressed and isolated in his Manor, feeding on Muggles.
Everything changes when the Muggle he decides to hunt is Hermione Granger.
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Shen Jiu's second life of healing and happiness by ShalalaMai
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jul 2025
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After an unfortunate collision, Harry finds himself the target of the Minister for Magic - a silver fox alpha with an alarming commitment to courtship.
Harry says no.
The problem is that everyone else around him seems to support the idea - his family, his friends, even…his own body.
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- Part 7 of ferocious_mermaid’s crackfic collection
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A collection of oneshots in which Alhaitham is just simping for his beloved Kaveh.
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Draco Malfoy has risen up through the ranks and holds the title of Dark General, Voldemort’s right hand. By succumbing to the dark powers he tries desperately to save and protect his friends, while loosing himself.
After swearing an unbreakable vow to Hermione Granger he can suddenly feel her emotions, as well as her heartbeat and is utterly overwhelmed… things only get worse when she suddenly has to move in with him and his friends.
Or, Draco Malfoy has been in love with Hermione since Hogwarts days and desperately tries to save her by taking every risk there possibly is, while being Voldemorts highest ranking general.
Hermione Granger is captured during the on going war. When she finds out, Voldemort wants to use her as a surrogate to his heir, she knows she has to act. Deeply traumatized and desperate, she swears a vow to Draco Malfoy, just to betray him hours later by making a deal with Voldemort.
While she is able to get out of her cell, she has to live with the one person she betrayed, and she can feel his emotions…
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The Meaning Behind Life: The Kimetsu Teachers are Gay by MichaelTheSoukokuObsesser
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime & Manga)
04 Sep 2026
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Tengen: I may or may not have gossip
Himejima: And I appear.
Shinobu: I guarantee its gonna be something dumb
Tengen: I am wounded.
Sanemi: why.
Sanemi: are you BLOWING UP MY F*CKING PHONE???
Giyuu: You can easily mute the chat.
Sanemi: …
Obanai: Simpnazugawa frfr
Rengoku: My dear brother…you cannot be talking
~~~a silly fic about Kimetsu Teachers being crackheads.~~~
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Kryptonian biology is a bit different and a lot more complicated than humans. Tim already knew this. He didn’t however, think to apply it to sex.
Ngh.
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I gave the Kryptonians a/b/o dynamics, cause I’m nothing if not self-indulgent.
Tim gets to lose his mind about it.
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Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy have worked together for years.
They are not friends. They barely tolerate each other. Hermione is fairly certain Malfoy would rather swallow his own wand than voluntarily spend time in her company.
So when St Mungo’s informs her that Draco has been admitted following a magical accident, she has precisely one question.
Why the fuck is she his emergency contact?
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Hermione Granger learned Legilimency to save Harry Potter. She never meant to hear Draco Malfoy at all.
But one day she found herself in the mind of the boy who spent five years calling her a slur, not a plot, or a plan, but something that felt like worship.
It was a boy who had loved her since a train ride at eleven years old, and who was walking, alone, toward something that was going to kill him.
She told herself it was principle. She told herself it was pity. She told herself, for years, that it wasn't anything at all, except that it was.
So she listened. She lied to her best friends. She robbed the minds of Death Eaters in the dark. She built a defense for a boy who did not know he needed one, out of stolen memories and hundreds of years of pureblood law.
And when the war ended she walked into a Ministry holding cell and offered Lucius Malfoy a life debt and let him believe he had outplayed her.
He believed it for five years.
This is the story of everything it took to get there.
And everything that came after.
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This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things by TreywisKrucks
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jan 2022
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"How do you know so much about me?" Tom questioned, moving closer to Harry whose eyes were fixed on the squid.
"My Dark Lord-" Harry stopped as he noticed the proximity between him and Tom.
"Who the fuck is your Dark Lord?"
Harry's eyes glimmered slyly as his fingers traced Tom's jaw. His lips were undoubtedly close to Tom's own as he hissed in parseltongue, "Lord Voldemort, of course."
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- Part 6 of Why'd you only call me when you're high?
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In which Sakura Haruno is the exact opposite of what her Academy file leads Kakashi to believe.
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brother-in-law...less? by LucidDreamLight for lumilinger
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Oct 2026
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“I cannot believe your utter gall!” declared Zibai as she stormed up the steps of Third-Round Knockout, straight to the table where Zhongli and Childe wine’d and dined.
His dear Ajax groaned, slamming down his cup of wine, while Zhongli startled so badly he dropped his chopsticks.
“…I do not quite understand what you mean, Zibai,” Zhongli replied as politely as possible, trying not to look and sound too irritated, because gods forbid he spend time with his lover, right?
She pointed an accusing finger at him. “You married my little brother?”
In which Zibai finds out her friend had the audacity to put moves on her little brother without her knowledge or blessing (yes, she was technically indisposed; no, that does not excuse anything). She is very displeased.
Sequel to divine comedy
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- Part 2 of Zhongli & Venti’s First Marriage
- Part 14 of field full of dandelions (venti’s adventures of love and lust)
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Itadori Yuuji, Sukuna-sama’s Vessel by WreckingYuuji
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
30 Jan 2021
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Uraume does not like this vessel. They definitely did not like them one bit and it’s only because Sukuna-sama’s there that Uraume’s even treating the kid gently.
Or alternatively, Uraume unknowingly simps over Itadori Yuuji, the vessel of Sukuna.
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*** NOW COMPLETE ***
**2025 Reddit Top Dramione**
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Best Dark AU'sThe Malfoys’ have always been blood purists, that truth is undeniable. Draco, however, has never cared for the purity of lineage. His obsession is far more intimate, far more consuming. To Draco, true purity lies in Hermione Granger. He worships her unblemished soul, her untouchable body, and her obstinate defiance that no man has ever been worthy to tame.
When the Snatchers drag her into Malfoy Manor, the opportunity to claim her purity is placed at his feet like an offering to the gods. Hermione Granger, bound and bloodied, becomes his to claim. For in Draco’s mind, there is no one else as pure as her, and no one else deserving but him. Touch her, and you die. Deny him, and he will set the world aflame.
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Heart of the Machine by GabzJones
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
11 Jan 2025
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For as long as Xie Lian had existed, he was taught one simple truth; vampires were evil. They had to be stopped. They were bloodthirsty creatures preying on humans, hunting them down and bleeding them dry. A creature so cruel and vicious couldn't be allowed to live. Something had to be done about them once and for all. That was why he was created, his very reason for being.
Hua Cheng had lived so long he'd lost track; a sick twist of fate for one destined to die young. Becoming a vampire had made sense, and had finally given him the strength to fight back. The seeds of his hate for humans had been sewn long before his thirst for blood, but made killing to survive all the more enjoyable. But after centuries of living, humans continued to fight back. The rumours of something being made to eliminate vampires once and for all couldn't go ignored.
The last thing he expected to find during his investigation was a frightened, and captivating android.
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- Part 1 of Robo/Vamp Series
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Marriage, Murder, and Other Misfortunes by Spookyandcooky
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Feb 2026
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Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is what you might call “a godsdamned mess.” The population is dwindling, the economy is suffering, and Hermione Granger has decided to pursue an arranged marriage—but only so she can be nominated to the antiquated Wizengamot, of course. After all, the Wizengamot is ignoring the world’s problems, and Hermione is determined to fix them. Granted, she never expected to be matched with Draco sodding Malfoy—the newest DMLE consultant who wears his Azkaban tattoos as proudly as his childhood sneer. But admittedly, between the turbulence of her farcical relationship, corrupt politicians, and a serial killer on the loose, nothing in Hermione’s life is going according to plan. Maybe hate sex with her husband will help?
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Helpfully Clueless by Im_cool_I_swear
Fandoms: The Love Hypothesis - Ali Hazelwood, STEMinist Series - Ali Hazelwood
17 Jun 2026
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Olive and Adam have a date planned. A very important date, one that Adam has been planning for a while.
Unfortunately, Olive's period is determined to ruin her night.
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''Death will come for you eventually, Mr. Riddle. My Master will ensure it.''
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Betrayed by so many people and devastated by the loss of many more, Harry tries to find a safe place.
He never expected to find it in the past.
And maybe, maybe he also came for a bit of revenge.
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