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The day they get married, the things he knows about Stede could fit on a post-it note.
First: he’s fucking rich.
Second: he needs a husband to stay that way.
Third: he is built like a brick shithouse. Pretty eyes, nice hair. Penchant for weird socks.
(Or: 5 times Ed doesn't tell his husband he loves him, and 1 time he does.)
Bookmarked by AlexAxby
25 Dec 2025
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Ed crossed his arms over his chest and shrugged, casual. “It’s just bodies, Stede. They’re weird. They do stuff sometimes.”
Stede peered up at him cautiously. “Yeah?”
“What, you think you’re the first person who’s ever gotten a boner during a physical?” Ed scoffed. “Hate to break it to you, but you’re not special.”
Granted, no one Ed had treated had ever had an orgasm while Ed’s finger was still inside them but that was neither here nor there.
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Stede comes in for his annual prostate exam. Things do not go as planned.
Based on that tweet that's like "if y'all having a bad day just letting y'all know my co-worker got his prostate exam and when the doc touched his prostate he nutted immediately and fell down knocking over some equipment"
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15 May 2025
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“You’re buying those jeans, right?”
Stede’s lips make a shy little almost-smile. “I’m… considering it. Do you think they look all right?”
Fuck it, Ed decides. Time to go for broke. “Look, mate, what I think is that anyone who sees you in those jeans is immediately gonna start wondering how fast they can get you out of ’em.”Bookmarked by AlexAxby
17 Apr 2025
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Stede Brontosaurus Bottoms shoots Ed with his imaginary laser gun, then shoots him in the mouth with his big dick.
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12 Feb 2025
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Stede Bonnet is on a mission - prove himself useful and avoid getting fired and cut off from his family wealth. All he has to do is convince a crew employed by his father’s company that their woodland construction site is not being terrorised by a supernatural entity.
What could possibly go wrong? It’s not like Stede believes in ghosts or demons or curses, so he has nothing to fear.
However, seeing is believing, just as they say. As it turns out, there's merit to the crew's panicked reports, and Stede is about to learn that fear will be the last thing on his mind when he discovers the nature of what's really lurking in the woods.
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- English
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- 130,408
- Chapters:
- 12/12
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- 1
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01 Nov 2024
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In a last ditch effort to save his crumbling marriage, Stede Bonnet decides to take an early retirement to focus on his family. His plan: to have a beautiful, custom tiny home built in secret to travel the country with his wife and children.
Edward Teach has been building tiny homes for nearly a decade, and after so many builds under his belt they tend to become standard and repetitive - until an inquiry comes in asking for the most ridiculous, expensive, and quite possibly impossible request he's ever received.
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- Part 1 of Home Sweet Home
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- English
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- 76,378
- Chapters:
- 33/33
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 422
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- 438
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- 101
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- 8,401
Bookmarked by AlexAxby
28 Oct 2024
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Edward "Blackbeard" Teach has been a writer for decades, and what had once been thrilling and edgy as he specialized in underground erotic short stories that fixated on BDSM, kink and exploration has become little more than a grind. And not a fun one. Living mostly anonymously through his pen name, he's had enough of a career he started out of a desire to express himself and is looking for something more.
A chance recognition in a tea shop brings him eye to eye with Stede Bonnet, a man that found himself in the pages of a book that Ed had viewed as a dead dream.
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- Part 1 of Becoming Real
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 36/36
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06 Jun 2024
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Ed Teach, the most successful Olympic diver in the world, expected to come home to Aotearoa from the Paris 2024 Olympics with four gold medals. He didn't anticipate bringing back one more golden thing: Stede Bonnet, his competitor-turned-lover-turned-teammate. And now Stede's by Ed's side for knee surgery, a year-long recovery, and the realisation of a childhood dream- opening his own diving school and aquatic centre.
Stede's finding his own place in the world after divorcing, coming out, and becoming a central figure in the wildest Olympic diving drama in history. He'll have to face up to his past to carve a new path forward, but he'll have Ed and a whole new found family by his side throughout.
Together they're facing a year of change, working on themselves in parallel, toward a shared future. Along the way they'll keep building the intense physical and emotional bond that burst into life in Paris, and shifted everything for both of them.
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- Part 2 of Love Beyond Borders
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- English
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- 8/8
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- 464
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- 90
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- 14,356
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06 Feb 2024
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Edward Teach is a pop star about to embark on his latest tour when he develops vocal nodes. Stede Bonnet is the voice specialist who treats him. Sparks fly.
“Right. And could you please describe your singing voice to me? Or sing something you feel showcases your voice, if you feel comfortable. For my usual clientele, I’d suggest their go-to audition song, but I don’t get the sense that you do much auditioning.”
There’s a long pause during which Stede takes note of the guy’s eyes. Not a literal case note, that would be inappropriate. His eyes are large and brown and expressive, quicksand eyes. Eyes a person could get lost in. Right now, they’re slightly narrowed at Stede. He seems to decide something.
“Listen,” the client says. “I appreciate you not wanting to make it weird, but I promise I’m used to it.”
“Used to it?” Stede asks, and there go the eyes again. Stede has the oddest sense of being taken apart, exposed, like the recurring dream he has of walking through the halls of his secondary school without a single stitch of clothing on, down to the same vague, unsettling sense that it should be more awkward than it is.
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- 12/12
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Bookmarked by AlexAxby
01 Feb 2024
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In a world where alphas are second-rate citizens, Ed Teach, a more or less retired omega lives alone in a cozy house that is all his own. He hasn’t dated in years, not since he got out of an abusive relationship with his ex, Jack. He has some health issues that keep cropping up and he knows he will eventually have to deal with them, even if it means getting an alpha.
One day, while checking the classifieds for parts for his boat, Ed finds an ad about an alpha for sale. On a whim, he calls and finds himself with an alpha of his own in the next three hours. Stede is not what he was expecting, but there’s something about the sweet, most likely traumatized alpha that makes Ed want to keep him, even if it’s just to make sure he’s finally taken care of.
Let’s be real, they’re gonna fall in love and heal each other, and be all the better for it. ❤️
(Izzy/Lucius story in later chapters).
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- English
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- 61/61
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- 1
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- 34,323
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11 Nov 2023
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28 Oct 2023
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Recently and amicably divorced Stede Bonnet is slated for a big promotion, when new hire Ed Teach swoops in and steals his job… and then his heart.
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- Part 1 of The Underground
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 179,392
- Chapters:
- 45/45
- Collections:
- 1
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- 422
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- 332
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- 77
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- 13,214
Bookmarked by AlexAxby
26 Oct 2023
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Stede's wedding to Mary is interrupted by the infamous Blackbeard. As the guests flee for their lives, Stede finds himself unafraid, only feeling gratitude and relief. Blackbeard quickly realises that this fancy man is a fucking lunatic and wants him all to himself and, to his utter surprise, Stede agrees to a new life as his personal fuck toy. A toy that turns out to be very fun and very enthusiastic indeed.
This fic is just a lot of kinky porn people. Tags updated as I go along. Dead dove, don't eat and all that. Once you get past the first chapter it's just nonstop sex.
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- English
- Words:
- 102,203
- Chapters:
- 32/32
- Comments:
- 326
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- 752
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- 126
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- 40,250
Bookmarked by AlexAxby
24 Oct 2023
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Stede Bonnet runs the prehistoric department at his local science museum. When it’s announced that the prehistoric exhibit is going down for maintenance, he decides to take his department on a 3-week amateur dino dig. There, he meets senior paleontologist Edward Teach, who’s sick of museum work and hates that the amateur digs exploit the free labor of people who are passionate about paleontology and archaeology. He’s also sick of most of the people he meets on these digs, who all treat him like an unapproachable god. Until he meets Stede Bonnet, who has heard his name but never had a face to put it to and actually treats him like a person for the first time since he discovered a major fossil. Stede is freshly divorced and has never thought about his sexuality. But he feels a strange draw to Ed that he’s never felt with anyone before.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 86,704
- Chapters:
- 102/102
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 563
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- 465
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- 113
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- 21,515
Bookmarked by AlexAxby
07 Sep 2023
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Ed Teach was raised by his devout pastor father, who has firm influence over Ed's life. When he discovers how Ed has strayed from God's path, he sends him to a priest. It goes differently than expected.
NOTE: this work touches topics of homophobia and abuse. the first chapter contains graphic depictions of a hate crime. later chapters will contain explicit sexual situations involving a priest. PLEASE DO NOT READ if any of these things are triggering for you!!
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- Part 1 of and i will raise you up on the last day
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 56,407
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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- 2
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- 324
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18 Apr 2023
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It’s Paris in the summer of 2024, and world-famous diving champion Ed Teach is representing New Zealand in what could be his final Olympics. After coming back from an almost career-ending injury he’s focussed everything he's got on winning gold at these Games, but when he meets Stede Bonnet—a first-time diving rival representing Barbados—at the infamous free condom handout and then discovers they're roommates, he’s suddenly got a lot more to think about.
As Ed’s synchronisation with his long-term diving partner Izzy Hands begins to falter and Stede struggles with his confidence, believing in each other might be the only thing that gets them both through. In between, they're going to take this brief, fated time together to connect in every possible way they can.
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- Part 1 of Love Beyond Borders
- Language:
- English
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- 82,609
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 6
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- 988
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- 1,285
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Bookmarked by AlexAxby
02 Mar 2023
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blue as cut sapphires and shining like gold by suchgreatheights
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Sep 2022
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Stede, a history professor specializing in the golden age of piracy, is fascinated when art professor Edward Teach joins his humble university’s faculty. Even more fascinating are the rumors that Ed is actually the famous, anonymous artist, Blackbeard. Stede falls a little bit in love. Then a lot.
Across the academic year, Stede tips headfirst into dizzying romance, mind-blowing sex, and happiness he couldn't have dreamed up if he'd tried. He learns lessons he never knew he needed, forcing him to reevaluate everything from his career goals to his relationships with his children. Ed is at the center of it all, teaching Stede at every turn exactly how wonderful life can be—and the startling speed with which fear and hesitation could snatch away his newfound love.
Eventually, the only thing that matters for them both is learning enough about love to stop it from slipping through their fingers.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 312,095
- Chapters:
- 34/34
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 2,086
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- 3,442
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- 1,185
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- 181,173
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17 Feb 2023
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PART ONE- SOMEWHERE BEYOND THE SEA (present day)
Salvage diver Ed Teach and maritime archaeologist Stede Bonnet, both descendants of the originals, join forces to hunt for the wrecked ships of their ancestors. They're both keeping secrets and telling lies as they dig through the mysteries of the past to understand how the story ended. In the process, they'll find the truth in each other, and figure out the ending of their own story, too.
PART TWO- HERE BE MONSTERS (1718-1719)
In 1718, Stede never showed, and then to add insult to injury, he went and died. A heartbroken Ed drowns his grief in rum and violence, stalked by monsters, ghosts, and the British Navy. Meanwhile, Jim plots their revenge. A chance meeting with an old rival changes everything, and tips them into the hunt for a mysterious cache of treasure, where they'll find new answers about the past and the future alike.
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- 6
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08 Feb 2023
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In which Ed and Stede work in the porn industry for a small, queer-run site called The Revenge (where no actual revenge porn is tolerated). Ed has been around the industry for a while and Stede is an enthusiastic newbie when their lives collide and their first video makes Revenge history. They are drawn to each other and lean into it, learning from one another as they explore themselves, what they want in life, in work, and in each other.
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- 5
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Bookmarked by AlexAxby
30 Jan 2023
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Stede finds the house. When he comes back to their room at the inn, he won’t rest—won’t let Ed rest—until Ed’s seen it. His eyes are bright in that way that makes Ed’s guts feel scooped out with a spoon. So Ed hurries into his boots and goes with him.
The once-white paint is stripped by weather and wear, a portion of the roof is caved in, and the spokes of the wraparound porch are all gnawed through by animals.
Ed gazes up at the broken windows and the birds that have built nests there. At his side, Stede is waiting, rocking back and forth on his heels.
"It’s perfect," says Ed.
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Or: Ed and Stede leave the island together, and they don’t look back.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,484
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 614
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Bookmarked by AlexAxby
24 Jan 2023