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Why it is a bad idea to capture Bats by CyborgV2
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Superman/Batman: Public Enemies, Criminal Minds (US TV), White Collar (TV 2009)
23 Feb 2024
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Lex Luthor has become president and Gotham wouldn't care except he's trying to capture the Batman.
The BAU could tell you the exact words for a man like Lex Luthor psyche, but ordering them into a hostile city wanting them to track down their Hero had only one, 'stupid'
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- Part 1 of Why it is a bad idea to threaten Heroes
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 64,686
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Comments:
- 943
- Kudos:
- 4,403
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- 1,122
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- 100,441
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22 Jun 2025
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A Guide to Tame a Feral Crime Lord for Dummies by IntheRobinNest
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
28 Oct 2025
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Jason is back in Gotham, but he doesn't have much time for being the Red Hood when he has to take care of four young pups, who he may or may not have stole away from Nanda Parbat. So when he is out as Red Hood he makes sure to leave an impact. This of course catches the attention of the Bats. But Nightwing wants to know why a Alpha crime lord is dumpster diving for nesting material.
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Dick hatches a plan to help Hood settle down, start a pack and leave his villainous ways behind. Jason wants to know how Dick figured out that he was Red Hood so fast?! Knowing his identity could be the only explanation for Dick leaving him all these gifts... right?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 68,913
- Chapters:
- 44/?
- Comments:
- 4,277
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- 4,792
- Bookmarks:
- 943
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- 137,530
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24 May 2025
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Collateral Damage by Runs_With_Wolves1
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
24 Aug 2025
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After a mission, the Justice League talk about celebrities and end up slut shaming Bruce Wayne, not knowing Batman is Bruce, and is sitting five feet away from them.
Bruce begins to self-destruct.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 35,200
- Chapters:
- 9/?
- Comments:
- 987
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- 6,197
- Bookmarks:
- 1,185
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- 89,267
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28 Apr 2025
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I'm biting my own tongue (I am my father's lost son) by only2braincellsavailable
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
14 May 2024
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Jason had sworn to rid Gotham of monsters, but what do you do when you might be the worst monster of them all?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,481
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 44
- Kudos:
- 1,016
- Bookmarks:
- 198
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- 10,482
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27 Apr 2025
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Mother Hood by lettuce_mouth
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Sep 2025
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There were three women in Willis Todd's contacts who could be the mysterious 'S' written on Jason's birth certificate. Who could be Jason's mom.
Sandra Wusan. Sharmin Rose. Shelia Haywood.
He thought it was Shelia right through her betrayal and his subsequent death, resurrection, and dramatic vengeful return to Gotham. Only now Tim was telling him Shelia lied. And there was one more 'S' in the book.
OR,
Fem!Harry Potter is Jason Todd's bio mom, Teddy Lupin is ferally delighted to have found his long-lost godbrother, and neither the Bats nor the Wixen World are prepared for the storm that follows.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,216
- Chapters:
- 8/?
- Collections:
- 14
- Comments:
- 378
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- 3,961
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- 1,557
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- 65,386
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25 Apr 2025
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The Hearts of Gotham by schrijverr
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
26 Dec 2023
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Bruce makes the Justice League believe he has two hearts and is a manifestation of Gotham’s night to throw them off his secret identity, not trusting them. When the sound system breaks, he doesn’t come clean, but lies instead that he split into two to make Robin. From there it spirals as all the Robins make the lies grow and twist it in their own ways, until the truth comes out.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,158
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Comments:
- 1,263
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- 12,072
- Bookmarks:
- 2,878
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- 101,721
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01 Apr 2025
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Vampire Bats by Sohotthateveryonedied
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DC vs Vampires (DC Comics), DCU (Comics)
06 Apr 2022
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Despite the many, many obstacles, having his kids turn into vampires isn’t as tragic as Bruce anticipated it would be. Whenever one of them is grounded, all Bruce has to do is hang a cross on their door and they’re sufficiently contained. And the energy boost has been incredibly helpful on patrols.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,143
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 133
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- 4,679
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- 1,116
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- 22,335
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01 Apr 2025
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Dark Nights in Gotham by MsSkywalkerWeasleyParkerWayne
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
13 Sep 2025
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If the Bats are a legend in Gotham, then they are but a passing whisper to the rest of the world. An overheard sentence that stops abruptly when it's clear they are being listened to. A secret widely discussed among only certain circles, and yet never fully put down in print.
When the Justice League stumble onto Gotham's biggest secret, they embark on their quest to discover more about the Bats, and find a lot more than they expected...
(Batfamily Cryptid AU, because I love them and I wrote my own)
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- Part 1 of Dark Nights in Gotham Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 35,761
- Chapters:
- 24/?
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 594
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- 3,429
- Bookmarks:
- 831
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- 75,941
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20 Feb 2025
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I thought you were gone (and you still found me) by TStarOPines
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
27 Jul 2025
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On his fifteenth birthday, Damian Wayne tells his family a secret he's kept for the past five years he's lived with them-he wasn't originally the only demon heir. Across the country on his fifteenth birthday, Danny Fenton is relaxing for the summer after defeating Freakshow a second time and fixing reality two months ago.
Neither imagine ever getting to see their twin again. Damian thinks his twin is dead; Danny thinks his twin is still in the League of Assassins.
Just over a year later, they're both proven wrong.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 124,148
- Chapters:
- 23/?
- Comments:
- 1,620
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- 5,449
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- 1,720
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- 139,957
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25 Jan 2025
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Loading and Aspect Ratio by JUBE514
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, DCU
07 Nov 2021
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So, it didn’t start out like this.
Alfred would scoff at the statement, about how Bruce was trying to justify the whole situation to himself. It had started out as a simple design, black everything with black outlines and black hood. It got a little more intense as the world went on, got wind of his ghost on the streets, and became scared of The Bat . So Bruce got a little more creative with it, Alfred and him had a good laugh over the name, the scare, and Alfred had a vicious streak of humor that he had passed onto his ward-
So now the suit had a visible bat-theme, an insignia to drape in the shadows and to paint across the streets of Gotham.
It only took a year into the whole charade of heroism for Bruce to overhear a conversation between some goons- some low level thug hired by the Riddler this week- about nothing at all pertaining to what the hell the Riddler was doing in the sewers but instead:
“ The Batman can fly, you know, I’ve seen his wings.”
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A world where nobody has wings, but people think they do, and that changes everything.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 45,880
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 52
- Comments:
- 1,021
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- 22,816
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- 9,224
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- 284,309
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16 Jan 2025
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A head severed, on a silver platter. by Zephyr_3161
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
07 Oct 2025
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Danny Fenton accidentally kills the Joker in a hostage situation gone wrong.
Fortunately for him, it doesn't seem the one other hostage minds? Okay....what did he say his name was again...Jace?
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15 Jan 2025
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Where Will You House Your Skeletons? by TheWritingOwl
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
31 Dec 2024
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Duke wasn't close to his extended family.
Not for a lack of desire, no, but more so because of distance. It was hard to visit his cousins' house when they lived halfway across the country. With his parents institutionalized, Duke assumed that he'd lose contact with most of his extended family. After all, his mom had been in charge of keeping up with the cousins. He doubted they even knew his phone number.
Imagine his surprise when he gets a call from his cousin, one Tucker Foley, asking for help.
- Language:
- English
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- 33,968
- Chapters:
- 4/?
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 613
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- 2,902
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- 27,533
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09 Jan 2025
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In freshman year of high school, Danny pulled away from his friends without explanation.
At sixteen, he disappeared. Sam and Tucker presumed him dead. His parents insisted he was taken by ghosts.
As young adults, they run into him in Gotham, of all places. It's a stroke of luck that brings their best friend back to them.
If only it was that easy for the Bats to find the god damn engineer that's been running circles around them while they try to track him down.
Tim's not sure what he'll do first when he finally finds the brilliant bastard - kiss him or punch his teeth in.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 164,603
- Chapters:
- 44/?
- Comments:
- 10,406
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- 17,659
- Bookmarks:
- 5,385
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- 474,521
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27 Dec 2024
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Congrats! It's ectoplasm! by Vett_I_can
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, Batman - All Media Types
02 Oct 2025
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Danny thought that after 8 years he finally had the hang of being High King of the Infinite Realms, but after an Observant brought to his attention yet another urgent matter for him to solve, he was not so sure anymore.
Cue Danny in full gremling mode cruising through tearing down every Lazarus Pit in existence and meeting some new people along the way.
In full Danny Phantom luck, something goes completely side-ways and he finds himself with an unexpected surprise and a whole lot more of responsibility.Series
- Part 1 of Ecto-surprises are the best surprises
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 70,495
- Chapters:
- 16/?
- Comments:
- 1,106
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- 5,689
- Bookmarks:
- 1,654
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- 114,302
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23 Dec 2024
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Better Halves (and other such falsehoods) by Astereae
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
28 Jul 2025
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Danny’s looking at him like he’s crazy. His hair’s dried up into a mess of waves, and there’s some tomato seeds on the corner of his mouth. “You just bailed me out of jail. And you think this is a good idea?”
“I don’t have bad ideas, Fenton. And like you’ve just said, I have collateral on you.”
“So you’re blackmailing me into pretending to date you?”
Tim shrugs. “Or you could just sign the NDA.”
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Danny's trying to recover all the shards to an entity's chalice so that it'll stop destroying the zone while tensions rise amongst his subjects- and trying to finish high school.
Tim's juggling his case load, his work as CEO, and does not have time to be embroiled in a sex scandal right now. If that means he has to pretend to date a very suspicious heir to a rival company, then so be it.
It's a mutually beneficial relationship. So what if Tim's becoming a little too intrigued by the illusive, powerful Phantom? So what if Danny can't stand the Justice League for leaving him to deal with all of Amity's problems when he was just 14? That's a superhero thing.
And their fake boyfriend has no clue that they're a superhero.
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- Part 1 of Want (and what it has to do with it)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 282,278
- Chapters:
- 50/50
- Comments:
- 9,600
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- 10,998
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- 3,274
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- 381,747
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22 Dec 2024
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run past the rivers, run past all the light... by rosetta_46
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), DreamWorks Dragons (Cartoon)
12 Jul 2025
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"Exile still seems the best option, Stoick..."
Stoick should have known better. While he didn't know much about his son-especially now-he knew the boy was clever. It should have been no surprise when a guard burst into the Council Meeting and revealed that Hiccup had escaped the cell Stoick put him in...hours after the boy was revealed to have saddled a dragon.
Hiccup is gone, and so is the beast.
They search, but do not find him. Berk falls asleep one night and awakens in the Great Hall, where the torches come to life and cast an image of their isle on the wall, from which floats Hiccup's voice, years younger.
AKA, Hiccup forfeited the final challenge, leaving Astrid with the right to kill the Nightmare. Story picks up in the Race to the Edge era, except Berk never learned the truth of dragons, no one knows how Hiccup really lost his leg, and stories of a hooded 'vigilante' riding a Night Fury have been long whispered...and Berk will see it all unfold.
Stoick the Vast and Berk watch How to Train Your Dragon...and beyond.
(Title from Dotan's 'Home')
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- Part 1 of The Best Kept Secret
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 291,575
- Chapters:
- 80/?
- Comments:
- 7,264
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- 19,464
- Bookmarks:
- 3,492
- Hits:
- 885,927
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11 Dec 2024
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dragoheim (wilderness-verse) by cynric (ragnavaldr), ragnavaldr
Fandom: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
28 Nov 2024
- Words:
- 48,198
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 112
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01 Dec 2024
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The Third Brother by DeerOfArtemis
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
01 Oct 2024
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Once upon a time, there were three brothers.
All For One, the oldest.
Yoichi, the youngest.
And Izuku, the one in between.Izuku can make quirks.
When All for One wants to use that, Izuku runs away.
However, when he decides to reunite with his brothers, more time has passed than he thought...Dadzawa and chaos ensue.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,607
- Chapters:
- 30/?
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 766
- Kudos:
- 1,229
- Bookmarks:
- 245
- Hits:
- 24,539
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21 Nov 2024
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One night, Eda finds a dying man in the middle of a forest. She doesn't know who he is, but she isn't the type of person who would leave someone to die like that, so she takes him home. Meanwhile, Darius and Lilith will mourn the supposed death of a best friend for one and a lover for the other.
Or... an alternative universe where the former Golden Guard doesn't die, but survives Belos' murder attempt and is taken in by Eda.
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- Part 1 of Paper witches
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17 Nov 2024
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It's only a matter of time before they discover it.
This thought is commonly shared among the four employees in the Archives of the Magnus Institute, in London.
After all, how would the others react if they discovered that Jon's hand can reach incredible temperature, Martin is mostly made of black mould, Tim needs to Hunt to survive or Sasha can hide inside shadows ?
No, it's best they keep that a secret.Or, all the assistants and Jon are Avatars from the start, and Elias accidentally put together the most supernatural archival team possible. Of course, they are all oblivious to each other.
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15 Sep 2024