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The Viper makes his first and potentially final visit to Treviso's Cantori Diamond. Magic flickers over the man's form and his entourage; a dozen mages and their booned warriors follow a terrorist leader to a private room in a building full of paid assassins that had tried many times to kill him and his people. The Viper's security detail replaces the guard of Chance and Heir outside the door, Viper and his right hand Templar enter into the sick-room of Ferin Mercar, short Tevene phrases uttered between them as the damage is discussed. Ferin is deemed stable enough to travel to Minrathous, and Viago sends the same medicines he has been using on Mercar with them; instructions verbal and written given to the Templar.
"If they are in pain even with the medicine, give them a measure of the sedative. They do not need to suffer. If you are in need of further medicine, let me know before it becomes dire."
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- Part 5 of The Rook and The Jester
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Horrible Halward by HatlessHatter for Hircine_Scholar
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age: Inquisition
08 Jun 2025
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They were a child when he added them to his house. Nothing special about them whatsoever.
Yet Somniari are so very rare. He would be a fool to turn his nose up at a gift from the gods.
Dorian is a disappointment, and so he will make a better child.
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- Part 4 of The Rook and The Jester
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Viper Letters by HatlessHatter for Hircine_Scholar
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
25 Jan 2025
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In an effort to manipulate the Crows into looking more incompetent than they really are, Illario Dellamorte arranges a series of assassinations against smaller Shadow Dragon cells and a few direct attempts on The Viper himself.
When the bodies of the fledglings and tenured Crows return to their House location by the agreed upon Threads contract for transport, Illario is surprised to find the bodies have flirtatious notes addressed from The Viper to Talon Whoever, complete with drawn hearts and eventual written pornography.
It would be easier to to believe the letters were meant to simply irritate and rile him up, if they did not read as so completely and utterly sincere.Series
- Part 3 of The Rook and The Jester
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Tevinter's Legacy by HatlessHatter for Hircine_Scholar
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
16 Jan 2025
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Father had ignored a direct order from the Magisterium, an order that would have killed a massive number of his soldiers but spared a handful of Altus lives. The Magisterium was displeased, and Magister Halward Pavus had been sent to remind the Soporati General where his allegiances should reside.
It began with a public scolding and removal of honors. A decree of losing social standing as well as the land a General was literally entitled to. All of House Mercar's servants were rescinded to the ownership of The Imperium, regardless of previous slave status. The punishment of working for a General with a backbone for the lives of his men.Series
- Part 2 of The Rook and The Jester
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Felt like sharing one of my first poems I wrote post gender acceptance.
My therapist really liked it.
I hope it let's people know they're not alone. -
Newly Opened Eyes by HatlessHatter for sleepfight, Hircine_Scholar
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
10 Dec 2024
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Dorian Pavus comes home to Minrathous and his Father after years away and only kind of rekindling his relationship with his father.
He returns as the Scion of House Pavus; a dalish engagement band on his finger. The last argument he had with his future husband ringing in his ears as if either of them had shouted.
Halward Pavus has a new servant that his son is newly capable of noticing.Series
- Part 1 of The Rook and The Jester
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Astarion thinks this is a terrible idea. Talking to Sagaad will bring nothing but terrible memories back. He doesn’t want to remember the year alone. He doesn’t want to think about the thousands of sexual partners he had to please. He wants to forget and move on. That is not a foolish concept. He’s not wrong about it.
He is pacing and muttering justifications to himself when he hears a knock on the door and a woman’s voice ask if she will be allowed in.
For a long moment, Astarion thinks about canceling. He could just send her away. It would be so easy.
“C-come in.” His voice chokes out, his throat struggling to make words happen when he forgot to breathe. He would have to be careful around the half-orc. She would notice him forgetting to breathe and blink. Shit. He hasn't worried about anything like that in months.
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- Part 87 of A Nice, Simple Plan
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Fear and Reason by HatlessHatter for CloverElf, VoyWoodhull
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
10 Nov 2024
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Five days after setting the little boat to sail, Solace had a session alone with Sagaad. The paladin and wizard used Jaheira's office above ground while Astarion found himself pacing in the grotto and waiting for his partner to return. Halsin, with his new limbs still awkward and unsteady, stumbles and steadies himself on his cane while trying to join the vampire’s path. Astarion finds himself catching the elf on instinct. The massive elf's body braced on arms that would have been unable to support the man’s bulk two weeks ago. It’s been interesting and a little alarming to discover what his weakened spawn body had been missing for two hundred years. Cazador had barely kept them functioning and made them praise him for his kindness. Bastard.
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- Part 86 of A Nice, Simple Plan
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Escape from the House of Hope by HatlessHatter for kawareo, Ferael
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
05 Nov 2024
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I wrote this fic based on This MASTERPIECE animatic by Kawareo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdxteB9tZXU
When Enver was younger, when his parents were not around to scold him for wasting time, Enver would read stories. Tales of magic and mechanics and swordplay between two equally matched enemies. He loved the scenes when two capabilities were evenly matched and the enemy failed the contest due to some fatal flaw of theirs. Be it a lack of understanding, a loss of focus, or suddenly being outnumbered.
Enver Flymm is a child. Raphael is the cambion son of Mephistopheles.
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- Part 12 of Baldurs Gate 3 Oneshots
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Solace is angry that their father abandoned them. They hate him for everything he did to them and they feel angry that they were punished for not being perfect.
It sounds exactly like Cazador. Astarion tried so hard to be perfect. He tried for so long to do everything right, and every time, he failed. He failed and he was punished. Yet even now, even when the bastard is dead and Karlach dragged his body into the sun to burn, Astarion feels like he should make the bastard happy.
“Anger is not a bad thing, Solace. You were wronged. Your child was wronged. If you heard your story from a stranger, would you condemn them for being angry at the one who harmed them?”Series
- Part 85 of A Nice, Simple Plan
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The farewell is bittersweet. Shadowheart is embraced by her friends one more time before she takes off alone on her adventure. Halsin looks both ashamed and set in his decision to stay with his partners. The cleric does not mention his choice, and Astarion is glad of it. There has been enough unhelpful judgment in recent days. Neither Solace or Halsin should be shamed even by accident for their choice to be supported. Or more accurately; Halsin’s choice to support his partner.
Solace embraces Shadowheart desperately; their chin pressed into the cleric’s shoulder and holding tight around the woman’s waist with both arms. Astarion witnesses his partner cling to their friend with a soft desperation that makes his chest ache.
“I’m going to miss you both so much.
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- Part 84 of A Nice, Simple Plan
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“I want Enver.”
Astarion halts and closes his eyes. Of course. Of course they would want the person who got them pregnant. They just recalled losing their unborn child in the most violent of ways and they want comfort from the one other person who would feel the unspeakable loss as they do.
“I’m sorry Jaheira, I want Enver. I just want to know. I need to know if he knew. I was so happy. I loved our child and I wanted to- I wanted to make him happy. I wanted Enver to see our baby and hold it and tell me it was going to be okay. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.”
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- Part 83 of A Nice, Simple Plan
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One by one, they all find their rest; and as usual; Solace is asleep atop him; their false arm and setting removed so they can sleep comfortably. Astarion has no complaints this night.
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- Part 82 of A Nice, Simple Plan
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Limitations by HatlessHatter for VoyWoodhull, CloverElf, Ferael, Hircine_Scholar
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
21 Oct 2024
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“I want you to know, it was Lae’zel’s idea. Don’t look like that. It’s a good thing. I just want you to know who to thank the most.” Gale clarifies. Shadowheart beams as she hands him a wrapped object that must be a framed painting or plaque or something like that. He carefully unwraps the brown paper and takes a long moment to understand what he is looking at.
It is a painting. A portrait. The subject is a smiling, handsome male elf. Sharp pointed ears, pale skin, red eyes. High cheekbones. Sharp jawline. He is a beautiful man. His expression is soft. Warm. He… looks like he is in love. He can see the warmth and fondness in his gaze.
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- Part 81 of A Nice, Simple Plan
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“Astarion? Anything from the bar?”
“Oh… something full bodied and heady.” The human man rolls his eyes playfully and goes to the bar. Astarion sits across from Solace and Halsin, happy to enjoy the tavern atmosphere.
Gale speaks of the progress that Rolan has made in rebuilding Sorcerous Sundries, going into detail of how the library was defended by the books themselves.
“Those tomes are as capricious as a stray cat, but if you threaten their home, they apparently know how to incinerate an illithid at two hundred paces. The librarian also opened a tome that she had never seen on the shelf before and a portal to High Hall’s archive appeared under her feet. It seemed that a few scrolls had gotten tired of being ignored.”
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- Part 80 of A Nice, Simple Plan
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The one eyed former warlock offers his hand to the one armed paladin, warning them that he will call for Jaheira if they need help, and the half elf is still in a deep drunken slumber. The threat of a hungover and protective Jaheira is not lost on them, but they are determined to impress on Wyll that they are fine.
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- Part 79 of A Nice, Simple Plan
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“My heart,” Halsin greets, achingly warm and welcoming. His hand grips Astarion’s and warmth thrills into his chest. The druid kisses his knuckles and Astarion sits beside him; leaning into the massive elf without hesitation. He hopes it never stops being remarkable; how easy it is to be close to the people he cares about. Halsin is so warm and calming; even as Astarion is very aware of the man’s missing limbs while he sits beside him.
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- Part 78 of A Nice, Simple Plan
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Downtime by HatlessHatter for Ferael, Hircine_Scholar
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
06 Oct 2024
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The druid places his huge hand over his and focuses on breathing; the shaggy maned head leaning back to rest on his shoulder. Hazel eyes are shrouded in pain until the druid closes his eyes and controls his shaking breathing.
Under Shadowheart’s hand, Halsin’s leg begins to regrow, and Astarion lets out a relieved breath he didn’t need. It was going to be okay. Halsin was going to be okay.
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- Part 77 of A Nice, Simple Plan
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Multiple Scarlet Letters by HatlessHatter for Hircine_Scholar
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
28 Sep 2024
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Zealir writes a letter to his sibling.
This is a gift to my beloved friend Hircine_Scholar. Their durge Omen is one of my fascinations and my dear, I am so very glad we have this little AU of ours.
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- Part 11 of Baldurs Gate 3 Oneshots