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A thunderstorm knocks the power out in the South Downs, leaving Crowley and Aziraphale in the dark. With nothing else to distract them, they take the opportunity to revel in each other’s warmth by candlelight.
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- Part 3 of Made For You
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03 Dec 2024
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sweet summer blues by blackeyedblonde
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jul 2024
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“I thought you’d be dead to the world by now,” Aziraphale says, despite having brought in tea for two. He sets the tray on the bedside table and then sits in the open crescent of rumpled duvet beside Crowley. “Are you feeling quite sated after your swim?”
“Depends on your idea of sated, I s’pose,” Crowley mumbles, both golden eyes barely cracked open in the late morning light filtering in. “Took the hard edge off a bit, yeah, but there’s always something left to be desired…mmh. Quenched, maybe, is a better word.”
Aziraphale gently arches a brow at this but reaches for his cup of darjeeling. “Is there?” he asks, blowing at the steam curling off the top. “Give me an example of these things you find yourself needing quenched.”
Crowley snorts and lets his jaw crack around another wide yawn. “If you wanna play charades about it, angel, you can come under this duvet and I’d be glad to give you a demonstration.”
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03 Dec 2024
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Laundry Day by arabellas_court (arabellawrites)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Aug 2024
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Aziraphale really wants to get that demon pregnant.
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02 Dec 2024
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Cat Nap by Puzzl3cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Aug 2024
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Crowley just wanted to nap in the sun warmed sheets of his bed, but his alpha has other plans.
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02 Dec 2024
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Hedonia by depraveddame
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Apr 2025
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Hedonia: the state of comfort, pleasure, and enjoyment. From the Greek word hēdonē, meaning "pleasure", and also the root of the word hedonism, the pursuit of pleasure and sensual self indulgence.
A decadently hedonistic, omegaverse mafia AU centering pleasure, sex, and polyamory against the background of organized crime, and one of the multiversal variants of Vine Slips of a Strange God.
Featured pairings: Lucifer/Crowley, Aziraphale/Crowley and eventual Lucifer/Aziraphale and endgame Lucifer/Crowley/Aziraphale.
*This series will NOT feature pregnancy of any kind*
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02 Dec 2024
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Wardrobe Malfunction by demonsandpieohmy
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Sep 2024
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A collection of my fics where items of clothing are damaged for sexy reasons.
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- 8,312
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- 3
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- 7
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02 Dec 2024
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"I mean", Crowley said, pushing himself away from the pillar and slinking closer to Aziraphale. "We could...y'know. Pretend. To..." He made a gesture in the air that was somehow both completely vague and alarmingly crude. "With each other."
Aziraphale's heart might just have stopped.
"Think about it!" The demon stepped in front of him, shielding Aziraphale from the rest of the room as he leaned in. "We don't have to actually do anything", he said, voice lowered conspiratorially. "S'just gotta look like we are, yeah? No one's gonna suspect a thing. Just helping each other out to stay undercover."
Yes. Right. Stay undercover.
Aziraphale really needed to focus.
~oOo~
Or, the one where they participate in an orgy in Ancient Greece, because what else is there to do but fuck your supposed enemy in order to keep up covers?Bookmarked by Ineffable_Idiot
01 Dec 2024
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Double Trouble: A Double Doppelganger Banger by DoonaRose, sixbynine
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Jul 2024
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Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves with an unexpected increase in workload post Apoconot. Finding that it’s not really working for either of them, their only reasonable solution is to summon duplicates of themselves to share the work. But their replicas aren't entirely faithful copies and they quickly demonstrate that they have minds of their own.
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- English
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- 20,734
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- 2/4
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01 Dec 2024
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29 Nov 2024
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This story starts, as it will end, with a prayer.
In Chapter 1, we learn that angels can hear the prayers that name them. In Chapter 6, Crowley uses this knowledge for good and evil; in other words, so he can dirty-talk Aziraphale while his mouth is otherwise occupied.
What happens in between? A whole lot of things, actually, including but not limited to: love confessions, crying, laughing, suggestive oyster shucking, and a flood.
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- Part 1 of Senseless
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- English
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- 8,276
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- 7/7
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25 Nov 2024
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08 Nov 2024
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The Second Coming and The First Cumming (and second, third, etc.) by Sensitive_Fruit
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Sep 2024
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Have you ever wondered what season three of Good Omens might be like if it was full on pornography and the plot centred around an unplanned angel/demon/new Jesus-pregnancy?
Well this is your lucky day.OR
Aziraphale and Crowley reunite after three years apart, but they have a plan (and they are also incredibly horny for each other). The plan is going horribly wrong. Aziraphale is tasked with conceiving the new baby Jesus, but he accidentally knocks up Crowley.
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The one where: ‘Satan’ is just a job title, Crowley cheats at checkers, the Supreme Archangel and the Ruler of Demons father the (anti)Christ together, Aziraphale looks into becoming a satanist and Crowley owns an air fryer.
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02 Nov 2024
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Could go to hell but we'll probably be fine. by Pinkishrose
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Oct 2024
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After a rough breakup, Crowley’s night takes a turn when she collides with Aziraphale, a charming bookshop owner, on the quiet streets of Soho. What starts as a chance encounter becomes a moment of unexpected connection, laced with tension and possibility.
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30 Oct 2024
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Unwinding by cheerios_and_wine, IndianaScones, NaroMoreau for IndianaScones
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
10 Oct 2024
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Minotaurs have been largely isolated for centuries. Prince Aziraphale is trying to bring his people to the current, shiny 1800s, and a rut is the last thing he needs at the moment. Fortunately, there's a very savvy omega elf that can help him. For a price.
Which is perfect.
There's absolutely no risk of forming an attachment to an omega of another species.
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- Part 18 of Beware; for I'm fearless
- Part 1 of Game of Chances
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- English
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- 10,512
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- 2/2
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- 108
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30 Oct 2024
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Lay Thee Sinner, 'Neath The Cross And Pole by ElysiumLeo (The_Nerd_Alert), The_Nerd_Alert
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Oct 2025
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Aziraphale questioned how he got to this point in his life. With a quick mental check, he realised that there were four uncomfortable truths he had to come to terms with in very quick succession:
1. He was 50 years old, and had never done anything as insane as this in his quiet, celibate life.
2. There was a pretty obvious reason why he'd reluctantly chosen a career as a priest.
3. He didn’t particularly hate the fact that his bastard friend thought a strip club was a good idea to celebrate his Golden Birthday.
4. He might be irrevocably in love with the half naked, 30-something red-head currently giving him a lap dance in the middle of said strip club.
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- English
- Words:
- 462,920
- Chapters:
- 40/57
- Collections:
- 1
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- 1,160
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- 572
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- 144
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23 Oct 2024
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I Like You, Very Much, Just As You Are by amtm1017
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Feb 2025
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- 107,591
- Works:
- 3
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Bookmarked by Ineffable_Idiot
06 Oct 2024
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Jesus is returning to Earth, in a new form. Aziraphale has taken it upon himself to ensure Christ's second visit to the planet goes very differently.
Crowley is dealing with Hell on Earth, while under the protection of humans with water guns, an ex Prince of Hell and an annoyingly charismatic ex Supreme Archangel.
They both find out they've had more friends on their side than they ever would have guessed.
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- Part 2 of Good Omens
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28 Sep 2024
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“And this is me,” he said, drawing to a halt in front of the portrait. It didn’t hurt to look upon, anymore. He’d never been so vain that he mourned his previous looks. But, it had been a nasty shock to realize he could no longer visit where he wished, dine as he so chose, be welcome at any public entertainment or meeting of minds. He missed being able to melt into the fray of humanity; just another person enjoying the fruits of human ingenuity and the joy of shared experience.
“Oh, look at you,” Crowley said with damningly polite approval. “Cute, in a cherubic sort of way.” She looked over at him, obviously comparing, and Aziraphale met her scrutiny with a bland expression. “I like the horns,” she decided. “They add character.”
“I’m so glad to meet with your approval,” he said dryly and shrugged. “They’re here to stay, at any rate.”
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In which Aziraphale isn’t quite Sleeping Beauty, and Crowley isn’t quite Cinderella, but their lives definitely collide because of some Beauty and the Beast nonsense.
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- English
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- 97,610
- Chapters:
- 13/13
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- 2
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- 546
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- 127
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- 10,390
Bookmarked by Ineffable_Idiot
27 Sep 2024
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Aziraphale Eastgate is an art restorer who is shy, reserved, and keeps to himself… and he has a soul-rending crush on Anthony J. Crowley, the rockstar of the art world. He’s never talked to him, and Crowley has no idea that he exists. No one knows about how he feels but his best friend, Fergus, and he hopes it stays that way. Still, Aziraphale pines quietly, content to live in his daydreams about talking to Crowley.
Crowley has enjoyed the fast life, free of commitment, but being offered a residency at the Ineffable Museum of Art will allow him to slow down just a touch. His best friend, Anathema, has been insisting that he needs good people around him, and he's sure she's right. He's not looking for anything but a change of pace. He certainly isn't looking to date anyone: He doesn't even believe in love, and he's not about to shit where he eats, so to speak.
Neither of them know that Fergus and Anathema have hatched a plan to get them in front of each other...
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- English
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- 149,541
- Chapters:
- 36/36
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- 1
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- 3,734
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Bookmarked by Ineffable_Idiot
26 Sep 2024
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Based on the 1980's romcom Overboard, Crowley is a carpenter who has a not-so-great first encounter with the rich and snobby Aziraphale Archer.
After Aziraphale falls off of his yacht and loses his memories, Crowley comes up with an epic plan for payback. He will trick Aziraphale into believing he is his husband and the father of four rambunctious children.
Can Crowley stick to his plan and give Aziraphale the payback he deserves? Or, will he find out that Aziraphale is much more than he first appeared to be?
*It is not necessary to have watched the movie to enjoy this fic!*
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 133,197
- Chapters:
- 26/26
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- 829
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Bookmarked by Ineffable_Idiot
25 Sep 2024