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Playing it By Ear by HenriettaRHippo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Nov 2025
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Aziraphale has Crowley's number. He just needs to call him...simple, right?
Turns out, pretending to be someone's boyfriend for one night is easier than pretending to share their interests. But Aziraphale is desperate to impress this confident, gorgeous bassist, so he can't possibly be himself. After all, why would Crowley be interested in the real him?
One phone call, a few disastrous dates, and the mortifying ordeal of being known.
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- Part 2 of The Librarian and the Rockstar
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10 Nov 2025
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The Rock of Your Refuge by depraveddame
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Nov 2025
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Part three of Vine Slips.
Father Aziraphale Fell and Anthony Crowley, after nearly a year of transformative, loving bliss, are not talking.
In the despairing aftermath of their relationship ending, they both struggle to cope, but as the brisk winds of mid November drop to the wintry chill of the coming Christmas season, and both begin to work through some of their deepest traumas, they will find each other again sooner than either think.
It’s ineffable.
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- Part 3 of Vine Slips
Bookmarked by Ineffable_Idiot
08 Nov 2025
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Crowley makes the 'mistake' of telling Aziraphale that he wants to be crushed by him.
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27 Oct 2025
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Vine Slips by depraveddame, Zivilzz
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Nov 2025
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16 Oct 2025
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Three years after Aziraphale sailed home to Entalion, Crowley sets sail himself. His mission is personal-- find Aziraphale and see if there was still that connection between them. To find Aziraphale and see if they still had a future. Infinis is stable, thriving under Gabriel and Lucien's rule, and it's time for Crowley to go make a life for himself, a life that he has worked towards these last three years.
Back in Entalion, things are going well as a country, even as they struggle through one of the coldest winters yet. Aziraphale's family and friends are thriving too, and yet, Aziraphale is not, struggling to find his place while dealing with secret wounds and missing Crowley. When Crowley comes for him, everything must come to a head, and everything that was hidden in darkness is forced to come to light.
Add in a killer sent to find Aziraphale and punish him for his role in the rebellion, Crowley's going to have to save Aziraphale in more ways than one if they're ever going to make it to their happily ever after.
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- Part 2 of The Chronicles of Infinis and Entalion
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14 Oct 2025
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Aziraphale is on a mission to the country of Infinis, a small but mighty island nation in the middle of the sea. His mission? To infiltrate and take over the peace talks between Infinis and his country, Entalion. It's no easy task with the Entalion ambassador already on a ship to make the peace talks in time. It's even harden when the only power behind Aziraphale was the rebellion that had not fully come yet to fruition.
On the way over, Aziraphale read about something called 'the companions of Infinis,' a form of slavery that the king of Entalion had been about to invite to their shores through the peace talks.
A companion is someone who was trained from birth to be everything a master might need. Both weapon and tool, companion and confidant. Lover and slave. Aziraphale knows this is wrong but everything is twisted here on Infinis, most people more in love with their companion than their own spouse. And then Aziraphale meets a companion who changes everything for him-- most importantly, his mission. Now he has to save his homeland... and Crowley... before he can ever hope to leave this strange, beautiful... twisted island... alive.
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- Part 1 of The Chronicles of Infinis and Entalion
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20 Sep 2025
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Twenty years ago, Aziraphale and Crowley met as teenagers while visiting Rome. They instantly formed the kind of horny, smitten bond neither would ever forget. They lost touch and haven't seen each other since that summer. When Crowley applies to work in Aziraphale's coffee shop after leaving his job as an architect, they're both full of doubt. Neither wants to ask if the other remembers, let alone admit their feelings. After all, who would still be in love with someone they met two decades ago? They turn, instead, to writing down their feelings.
But would they be brave enough to actually confess them instead of keeping them to themselves?
How will our heroes cope?- Language:
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20 Sep 2025
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up to the shining world by fluffy_miracle
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Jun 2025
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Alpha, king, angel-- Aziraphale is set on a course to select a mate from the one hundred tributes his chief advisor, Saraqael, has gathered for him. As king, it is his duty to get married, mated, and produce heirs.
Crowley is an omega, a demon, and a tribute-- an unholy trinity for the demon who has had nothing but bad luck since his parents were killed in the war, most notably by the mother of the king that he's been sent off to potentially marry.
Well, Aziraphale will go along with the marriage and the mating, but he has no intention of producing any heirs. He selects one the tributes, the sole demon omega among the hundred, and makes a deal. He'll give him a luxurious life where he's free to live however he wishes in the sea palace, hundreds of miles away, and Aziraphale gets his mate that has no desire to give him any heirs while living in the main palace with his books.
However, as the angel and the demon grow closer together, through pleasant encounters and hateful characters, they start to realize that the deal might not be as simple as they hoped. That despite all their differences, they just might have been made for each other from the start.
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28 Aug 2025
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Wholesome Holistic Omega Ranch Enterprises by cheerios_and_wine for Sway
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
17 Aug 2025
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"And have you put any thought into the lactation programme? I see here you checkmarked, 'Undecided.' If you're still unsure, then we'll reject that for now–"
"I'm curious." Crowley blurts out. "What, um, does it involve?"
With his best friend's encouragement, Crowley finds himself applying for a three month stay at an all inclusive spa and beauty treatment centre for omegas. Maybe with their help, he'll finally find the confidence, and the milky tits, that he's been missing to attract an alpha to call his own.
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25 Aug 2025
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Anthony Crowley has been struggling in the romance department. His past is a long string of one-night stands and relationships that fizzle out quickly. But it's okay, because he also has his best friends and his preschool-age 'nephew', who are all (and the best) family he ever thought he needed.
Aziraphale Fell has a careful history of first dates who don't call back because, as a preschool teacher, his vocabulary is full of words like 'potty' and 'drat'. But it's okay, because he loves his job teaching preschool, and sometimes the vocabulary just lingers even when you're on the pull.
Crowley's best friends have a plan. Well, an idea. Because who doesn't love playing matchmaker?
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24 Aug 2025
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Quantum Entangled by 50_Shades_of_Octarine
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Jul 2025
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Crowley was unexpectedly reminded of a Higgs boson (or maybe a graviton, as hypothetical as such a particle was). The quantum excitation responsible for all mass, and subsequently, all gravity. And—even more subsequently—all attraction. Because that was the word for it, wasn’t it? Attraction. Crowley was attracted to Aziraphale.
In other words, he was fucked. Oh, he was so utterly fucked.
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AKA, the inherent homoeroticism of co-authoring a paper.
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Fanfics
Bookmarked by Ineffable_Idiot
25 Jul 2025
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Hail Crowley, Full of Grace by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Feb 2024
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“Demons can’t get pregnant,” Crowley said, annoyed at the absurd turn this conversation had taken. “Even if they could, as we’ve thoroughly established, I lead a rather solitary life when I’m not wasting my time on brainwashed little foot-soldiers of the Lord–”
“We are not having that argument now, Crowley,” Aziraphale interrupted.
“Oh, we’re having it, angel,” Crowley snapped. “You can’t waltz back to Earth after leaving like that and expect me to have a normal one when you tell me I’m pregnant with the Baby Jesus.”
Or: The one where Jesus starts a Revolution and everyone’s invited.
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18 Jul 2025
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Pliant Little Devil by depraveddame
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Nov 2023
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The Supreme Archangel Aziraphale plays with his pliant little horned devil, the Duke of Hell.
D/s, rough sex with BDSM elements including biting, marking, handcuffs, gags, degradation/dirty talk, and feminization with a sweet ending.
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15 Jul 2025
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The Garden of Delights by ZehWulf
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Mar 2025
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Welcome to the Garden of Delights! A "something for everyone" highly structured sex club that has invested a lot of infrastructure in turning the ethos of "Safe, Sane & Consensual" into a functional business operations model for all types of sexual encounters. (I pitch this to fellow Americans as "like a sexy Dave & Buster's.")
Aziraphale, a club veteran, and Crowley, a club newbie, keep running into each other in different areas, or grottos, of the club and delighting in how sexually (and perhaps romantically?) compatible they are. Unfortunately, given their mutual penchant for anonymous consensual non-consent encounters, they don't always recognize each other...
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30 Jun 2025
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Heavenly Hands by ZehWulf
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Aug 2022
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"I have you down for the ninety-minute deep tissue massage today," Aziraphale said into the comfortable quiet. "Any particular trouble spots you'd like me to focus on?"
Crowley shot him a lascivious smirk, and he pursed his mouth at her in disapproval.
"I was going to confirm the Heavenly Hands upgrade separately, as per usual," he snipped. "Those trigger points you have in your upper back are at least as important for your overall relaxation as any other services provided."
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Even girlbosses need a bit of stress relief between gaslighting and gatekeeping, and Crowley is no exception. Good thing she has a standing appointment with an angel from Higher Calling Relaxation. (A porn trope parody fic.)
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- 1/1
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- 89
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27 Jun 2025
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The Anti-Hallmark Christmas Movie Series by Quefish
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Dec 2022
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- 31,053
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- 5
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- 3
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26 Jun 2025
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A Collar For Christmas by Quefish
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Jan 2022
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Aziraphale is a farmer in a small village in the country and his life is everything he ever wanted. But a bank snafu sends him into the city where he meets bank manager Toni Crowley. Is he willing to give everything up for a woman he just met?
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- Part 1 of The Anti-Hallmark Christmas Movie Series
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- 30,653
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- 13/13
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26 Jun 2025
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Dead Right by anatomicgirl
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Sep 2025
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“You are not selling your books to try to get back what’s already yours! Listen, Aziraphale. I know you’re opposed to the idea of an arranged marriage—”
“A fake marriage,” he clarified, voice like ice. Ana ignored him.
“—but it’s time you see sense. You will find someone, and you will marry him. You will inherit your property properly, and after a reasonable amount of time to deal with any legal challenges, you will divorce. It won’t destroy anyone’s future, and hell, maybe you’ll actually fall in love.”
Aziraphale snorted. “Don’t count on it.”
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18 Mar 2025
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Aziraphale is a deeply religious man with strong convictions against slavery. However, he is also a lawyer for a firm who has been hired by the largest slave corporation in the world. His boss offers him an ultimatum along with a great deal of money and physical violence-- buy a slave or become one himself. Aziraphale bends the proverbial knee and looks through the shops but doesn't find what he's looking for. A chance encounter on a walk home from work offers him the way out. He could rescue the man in the alley and take him in. And once the case is done, he'll free him.
Crowley doesn't know what to expect when a stranger tries to befriend him in the alley he had been dumped in to die. It's most definitely a trick and a trap all in one but it's either this weird man who wants to feed and clothe him in exchange for owning him or to die here. And for all the life he's lived so far, Crowley doesn't want to die. He takes the chance and lets Aziraphale take him in, changing the course of their lives forever. And not just their lives, but the lives of those around them.
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11 Mar 2025
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Deprogramming by Amarielle (doric_column)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Mar 2025
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When Crowley unexpectedly reappears in his life after the Second Coming, Aziraphale thinks it might be his longed-for chance to amend for leaving him over two years earlier. There's only one problem: Crowley's now his slave, required to endure daily pain quotas and to submit sexually to his master or risk further torture in Heaven. Aziraphale devotes himself to alternative ways of meeting the contract terms with minimal harm to Crowley. At the same time, they gradually formulate a plan to abolish the slavery programme Upstairs and liberate abused demons. But as the weeks go on, the physical act of sex once meant only to keep Crowley safe in his placement with Aziraphale becomes increasingly intimate and fraught with unspoken feelings each is sure the other cannot return. Will they last long enough to dismantle the programme and return to a semblance of life before? Or will the anguish of a broken heart drive them apart--possibly forever?
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20 Feb 2025