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    A mostly crackfic series that asks, what if Shane and Ilya were slightly out of character? Shane is bitchier, Ilya is manic and philosophical, Cliff Marleau and the Boston boys take turns babysitting their crashing-out captain, and Shane finally gets recognized as the pretty, funny, sassy player he is.

    Nothing is too serious about this, it's a mix of show and book canon, and a healthy dose of fanon (himbo king Cliff). Ilya is allowed to catch feelings early, as a treat and Shane is allowed to let his inner mean girl out.

    Please enjoy these silly boys and their silly relationships! Four works so far with more to come! How much more? I don't know! They keep doing silly things and my brain keeps writing it down.

    Thanks for reading! 💕

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Ilya doesn’t even try to stop the litany of Russian swears from spilling out. He also doesn’t stop himself from cursing Marly’s whole family line, and then verbalizing some of his more homicidal thoughts about Scott Hunter and the kitchen sink. He lets his Russian ranting die out and takes a few deep breaths.

    Everyone has quieted to look at him.

    “Feel better?” Marly asks.

    Maybe Ilya could drown Marly in the sink along with Hunter. Maybe he could kill everyone in the suite before Shane wakes up. He’d have to kill the butler guy, too…and the front of house staff…and the wedding chapel staff…and then convince Shane to run away with him to somewhere that would neither extradite to the US nor prosecute them for being gay. Messy. Too messy.

    OR

    Ilya wakes up with a wedding ring and a WHOLE LOT of questions...but at least Marly and Scott fucking Hunter are having a good time. This is Ilya's worst nightmare which, as it turns out, features a night of blackout drinking, misguided but supportive friends, and some VERY stupid decisions.

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    Chapters:
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    16 Jun 2026

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    In the summer of 2016, longtime NHL rivals Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov agree (against their better judgment) to star in a highly produced summer dating show. The premise is simple: each of them will live together for eight weeks and choose dates, challenges, and romantic prospects for each other, all in the name of finding love off the ice.

    It’s meant to be easy money. Stupid television. Eight weeks of carefully manufactured heterosexual romance with women they barely know.

    Instead, Shane realizes something about himself he’s spent years avoiding—and Ilya gets exactly what he’s always wanted: proximity, without the ice between them.

    What begins as rivalry turns into something far more dangerous when the cameras turn off.

    Or: the AU where Shane and Ilya never hook up before their rookie seasons, agree to a joint reality dating show to “find love” with women, and end up finding it with each other after years of pretending that isn’t what they’ve always wanted.

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    Chapters:
    11/20
    Comments:
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    16 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    Shane knows about the sensitive spot behind Ilya’s ear. He knows how long it will take to walk from Montreal to Boston, until his feet are bloody. He knows what Ilya tastes like after he’s had a cup of coffee. He knows about all the women Ilya takes home. But Shane also knows Ilya talks in his sleep. These small intricacies of their love is what keeps Shane’s head above water. There’s only a hint of an ache when he hears Ilya’s name. Ilya kisses him and that ache is now more apparent. Ilya kisses him and he unravels. No one is to blame. It’s just the way these things go. But it wasn’t until that day in the locker room, when he heard the news, that he realized just how much he had to lose.

    or, Ilya is lured away by his own sadness. Shane goes after him.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander was the number one draft pick and is now captain of the Boston Raiders. Ilya Rozanov quit hockey after his mother died and now owns a bookshop in Boston. When Shane moves into a new apartment down the street from One Good Memory, he finds more than just a convenient place to grab a new book.

    Or...Shane is lonely and closeted and reads a lot; Ilya is charmed and quotes books at him.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
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    13 Jun 2026

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    "You do realise half of our fans want to fuck you?" Shane exhaled, watching the fireflies dance in the evening sky. Ilya shrugged.
    "They want to fuck all of us, that's how it works. What, do you think they don't want to fuck you?" He lowered his voice, teasing him. "Because I read some interesting things on Twitter."
    "Shut up."
    "You are very popular with the girls. Good boy, bass player, good looks, gentleman, probably they think you are a beast in bed."
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    Shane Hollander is the goody-two-shoes Canadian bassist of Ice Crawlers. Ilya Rozanov is their loud Russian drummer. As the band reaches unprecedented levels of success and fame in the early 2010's, these two can't stay away from each other - even though the last thing their careers need is a sexual scandal between two of the most popular rock stars of their time.

    Rockband AU!

    If you're like me and Hollanov hit you the same way Larry Stylinson did when you were 12, good luck and have fun.

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    Chapters:
    26/35
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    13 Jun 2026

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    What if Troy Barrett met Shane Hollander first?

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    By the second period, it was clear even to fans in the farthest, cheapest seats that something unusual was taking place on the ice.

    “The Centaurs haven’t looked especially in sync all season, but this is something else,” one commentator said. “Rozanov and Barrett do not look like line-mates tonight,” the other commentator agreed, disbelief in his voice.

    “Seems like Rozanov’s forgotten which team he’s playing for.”

    [...]

    It went on like that well into the final period, until Barrett finally had enough. One more snub, one more chirp, one more empty lane Rozanov should have covered, and Troy was on him. Gloves hit the ice.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander was doing fine. He was about to start his fourth year at Concordia University in Montreal, where he was now Captain of the Stingers, he had a solid group of friends who actually knew he was gay and were cool about it, and this time next year he would be playing for the Metros.

    He was doing great, really.

    Or he had been, until none other than Ilya Rozanov, the 28 year old KHL player who had recently disapeared from the world of hockey, became his professor and mentor.

    or: Coach Theriault inadvertently sets up professor-Ilya and student/hockey captain-Shane.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    11 Jun 2026

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    "You take her." Shane waits for Rozanov to take Lucie, but when he doesn't do anything, Shane flicks his gaze up to see Rozanov's eyes widen. "What?"

    "You want me to feed her?"

    "Yes. You literally just held her. What's the difference?"

    "I-I don't know what to do."

    Shane passes Lucie over to him, then guides Rozanov's hand to the bottle to keep it up. "You just hold it like that."

    "Then what?"

     

    Or: Shane has a four week old he didn't know existed until two weeks ago and failed to tell Ilya. When a night that was supposed to be filled with sex and orgasms, turns out to be a night of trying to soothe a four week old baby and acting like a married couple.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    In late October, Ilya picks up some kind of freakish Canadian flu that dogs him into November.

    It is the weirdest shit. He has to duck out of practice because his nose starts bleeding twice in one week and he wakes up in a hotel in Columbus with another one that leaves stains on the pillow. On the flight back to Ottawa, Hazy drops into the seat next to Ilya midflight and asks, "This isn't, like, a cocaine thing, right?"

    Ilya laughs so hard it's probably a little rude.

    They have a plan. Ilya's body has a different plan.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Sent back from 2021 to 2006, Shane is determined to find Ilya and secure their future together. At the same time, he finds himself on an unexpected journey toward self-actualization

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    07 Jun 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 65

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    Shane Hollander wakes up in 2006, fifteen years old again—thirteen months before he had presented as an omega, thirty-one months before he'd meet Ilya Rozanov in Regina, thirteen years before the world had turned on him for his lies, and fifteen years before he had tried to kill himself.

    (He would never know if he had succeeded.)

    Ilya had always believed that love conquered all, and Shane had thought he had been catastrophizing for not following similar thoughts.

    Love, it seemed, had not been enough. Not that time.

    Shane resolves to change that.

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    31 May 2026

  13. Public Bookmark 69

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    Some weights are inherited. Some cages have no locks—only the memory of bars. These are the stories carried in the body, the ones that shape a person before they have words for them, and the slow, terrifying work of choosing who to become.

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    30 May 2026

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    “Am not a coward, Hollander,” Rozanov interrupts his rambling, and even his eyebrows manage to look—not displeased but disapproving? Shane is not quite sure what to make of the current expression on his face.

    “Um,” says Shane. “What?”

    Rozanov gestures between the two of them, almost impatient. “I can pretend to date you for a bit to please the monkeys in the circus. Everybody thinks we are dating now, anyway, so we might as well use it. And paparazzi are stupid. Even though Scott Hunter is a prick, he is a prick that does not deserve this kind of negative attention.” He shrugs, almost casual, and looks Shane up and down. “Plus, am into boys as well as girls. Is honestly not a problem for me.”

    or: Shane digs himself quite a big hole, and now everyone believes he is dating none other than Ilya Rozanov. This would be no problem if he and Ilya 1) were indeed dating and 2) could actually stand each other.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    23,603

    29 May 2026

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    Montreal's plane goes down somewhere in the Rockies with sixty-seven lives lost, Shane and Hayden among them.

    Ilya and Jackie are left in the wreckage of their lives, clinging to each other to survive. All that's left is grief and the unbearable weight of surviving it.

    And then they find them alive.

    (This is an eventual OT4 of the perfect square variety (i.e., everyone has two hands)).

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    Chapters:
    6/15
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    287
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    6,147

    29 May 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 19

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    A forbidden relationship between a prince and the royal Jester.

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    Chapters:
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    218
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    27 May 2026

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    Shane and Ilya always knew deep down they wanted kids of their own. But after a beach day with the Pike kids, they started thinking about turning their dream into a reality.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    14
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    404
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    114
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    7,230

    24 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander knows three things:
    Ilya is off‑limits, the kiss should’ve never happened, and ignoring it didn’t make it go away.

    Now he’s freshly graduated with one last summer before leaving for NYU - one last summer to keep his head down, avoid old feelings, and pretend he’s totally fine. But after months of radio silence, Ilya is back. And Shane is running out of excuses for why his heart still stutters every time he hears “Hollander.”

    One last summer. One unresolved kiss. One disaster waiting to happen.

    OR Ilya is Shane’s older brother’s best friend, the boy he’s always drifted toward without meaning to, and now they’re stuck navigating their complicated almost‑something relationship under the same roof.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    213
    Kudos:
    488
    Bookmarks:
    252
    Hits:
    19,760

    23 May 2026

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    23 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov announce their marriage on Instagram mere hours before the first Metros v. Raiders game of 2017. The internet reacts.

    (A bonus fic for those who enjoyed headfirst into shallow pools !)

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    Words:
    9,251
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    204
    Kudos:
    2,327
    Bookmarks:
    233
    Hits:
    28,540

    23 May 2026

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