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Tango’s eyes widened and he threw the covers off, “Really?”
“Yes,” Jimmy grabbed his dressing gown from the back of the door and chucked it across to Tango, “Our first lamb Tango!”
A smile spread across Tango’s face as he kicked on his slippers and dashed with Jimmy out of the room, down the stairs and out into the barn.
It was the Rancher’s first spring on the ranch after finding out that they were soulmates and it had reached lambing season, meaning that one of their young ewes, Scoundrel, was expecting.
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Ranchers do ranchering and take care of a little newborn lamb.
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“This is nice,” Jimmy said simply, breaking the comfortable silence.
“Mmhhmm,” Tango agreed, closing his eyes fully. If he wasn’t careful he was going to doze off and wake up with a dead arm and a crick in his neck.
“We should do stuff like this more often,” Jimmy continued. Tango hummed again in agreement, and turned his head to face Jimmy. It was sunkissed from all the days outside, and his nose was speckled with cute brown freckles.
If Tango woke up with a dead arm and a crick in his neck, it would have been worth it for this.
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Bite-sized Ranchers fluff ficlet!
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I’ll Come Save You (No Matter How Many Times) by TheAlgebriacHamster
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, mcyt
13 Mar 2026
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Jimmy huffed and wiped his sword on the edge of his jacket. He ducked underneath a tree to take a breather for a moment, glancing around for enemies that might be creeping up on him.
He locked onto a pair of purple eyes.
The enderman screeched and ran at him, speeding forwards. Jimmy swallowed, gripping his sword tighter.
But why was he suddenly hit with an overwhelming sense of deja vu?
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Jimmy does a challenge with his friends that ends up with him falling prey to a panic attack and some horrible flashbacks. Fortunately, his rancher is on hand to help.
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What Friends Do (Pick You Up When You’re Down) by TheAlgebriacHamster
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
26 Feb 2026
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Tango sighed and, with a struggle, pulled out his communicator. He scrolled through the list of names, considering who to call. Pearl was asleep, Skizz was busy, it’d take Bdubs ages to get to him…
No. There was only one person he could call really. One person who’d come to help and who wouldn’t judge. Much.
Tango dialled up Zed’s number and placed the communicator as close to his ear as he could.
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Tango overworks himself and Zed forces him to take a break. (AKA Zedango fluff because I'm ill and fluff is my medicine)
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Couch Cuddles and Cookies by TheAlgebriacHamster
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
16 Feb 2026
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Jimmy hooked his arms under Tango and hoisted him onto his lap. Tango buried his face into Jimmy's neck, breathing in Jimmy's sweet smell of vanilla shampoo and fresh bed linen. Jimmy smiled and rubbed circles with his thumbs into Tango's shoulder blades, pressing kisses gently against Tango's neck.
Tango started to stir, and Jimmy, realising, stopped.
"Don't stop," Tango mumbled sleepily into Jimmy's t-shirt, shifting his head to rest against Jimmy's chest. Jimmy laughed quietly.
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Fluffy Ranchers shenanigans ensue. (Happy Valentine's Day!)
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Non Canon DDVAU Ranchers! by TheAlgebriacHamster
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
31 Dec 2025
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I decided to write some Ranchers fluff and stuff in a non canon version of the DDVAU universe! There probably won't be many instalments, but we'll see how things go! =D
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Life Series Winners Origins AU by TheAlgebriacHamster
Fandom Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
30 Dec 2025
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An au of the Life Series winners all meeting each other and their origins. Basically.
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- 7,040
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- 3
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Hamster's MCYT Whumptober 2025 by TheAlgebriacHamster
Fandom DDVAU (Desert Duo Vigilante Alternate Universe), Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
04 Nov 2025
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My MCYT Whumptober 2025!
*This is currently on hiatus for the foreseeable future*
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- 22,410
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- 24
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My Ranchers Past Life AU!
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- 5,264
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Hamster's Hermit a Day May 2025 by TheAlgebriacHamster
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Misadventures SMP
01 Jun 2025
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My Hermit a Day May 2025!!
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- 23,228
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- 32
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You're Still Written in the Scars on My Heart by WatcherAurora (Cassodembreankia)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
27 Apr 2026
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Tango did poorly in Past Life and everyone knew it. But when all the Hermits who participated report back to Hermitcraft, Tango isn't among their number. No one knows where he is or why he didn't come home
Little do they know, he did go "home"
But Hermitcraft wasn't always his home
And now they have to go find him and get him back
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A Empires Season 2 AU with Jimmy as the Sheriff of Tumble Town, and Tango as a local bandit that is slowly, forecefully, being domesticated. Shenanigans ensue from there. It's arranged in chronological order, but the first one posted was flamin' hot
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Bookmarked by TheAlgebriacHamster
26 Apr 2026
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Awesome super fun Ranchers Western AU!!! =D
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It’s mesmerising, following the fluid lines of the sculpture from the neck to the tail, each detail so delicately carved and shaped it’s impossible to imagine that it’s been carved from stone.
He’s reached a hand out before he knows it, stroking one finger carefully along the raised spines of the dragon, along its back. It’s warm beneath his hand, despite all the stone around him being cold. It’s definitely some kind of stone though, maybe a refined obsidian of some kind? It seems to swallow the light around it completely.
His finger is warm where he is touching the statue.
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Or, the mesa changes, and Jimmy changes with it
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Bookmarked by TheAlgebriacHamster
21 Apr 2026
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Truly fantastic work!!!!! I love this so much!!!!!! =D
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“This man tried to kill you, Sire!” The guard who had attacked Tango hopped up onto the stage, causing it to groan terribly; the poor thing probably not used to supporting so many people.
The stranger cocked his head to the side, and Tango watched as his curls bounced with the motion.
“Did he?” He asked, voice laced with ill-disguised curiosity as he looked down at himself.
“-I seem remarkably unharmed considering.”
The guard flushed pink.
“Well- No, but- but he was planning to!”
“Was he now?”
He turned to address Tango, one eyebrow cocked in interest.
“-Were you?”
“No!”
“See?” The blonde threw his arms wide casually.
“-Let the man down, dammit.”
OR: Tango, a retired mercenary finds himself taken in by the strangest royal family he's ever met.
Title from 'Whistling Tree' by Haunted like Human, Chapter Titles from 'Merry Christmas, Please Don't Call." By BleachersSeries
- Part 17 of My Zedango Fics!!!
Bookmarked by TheAlgebriacHamster
10 Apr 2026
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Zedango Medieval Royalty Fluff by my favourite Zedango writer let's gooooo =D
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March Across the Rora-Verse (March Discord Event) by WatcherAurora (Cassodembreankia)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
01 Apr 2026
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A compilation of ficlets from all my fanfiction universes and AUs as part of a month-long prompt event we held in my Discord server
Bookmarked by TheAlgebriacHamster
01 Apr 2026
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All of Rora's fantastic responses for the fun challenge for Rora's discord that I participated in!!!!