TheAlgebriacHamster
.jpg)
Fandoms
- Hermitcraft SMP (62)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (28)
- Empires SMP (3)
- Among Us (Video Game) (1)
- Rats SMP (1)
Recent works
-
Breaking and Entering: Team B.E.S.T’s Guide to Thievery by TheAlgebriacHamster
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
22 Nov 2025
Tags
Summary
Meet the most infamous crime group in the land: Team B.E.S.T, consisting of quick fingered thief Bdubs, tactician and martial arts specialist, Etho, master of deception and disguise, Skizz, and their leader and weapons and computer expert, Tango, as well as a little help from their driver Impulse. Together they pull off the craziest kinds of heists, the likes of which you thought only existed in storybooks or television shows.
But they’re just about to face their hardest challenge yet: Doc M’s Goathorn Casino. With a short time deadline and some of their highest stakes, Team B.E.S.T are going to need every ace up their sleeve to succeed.
But in a profession like this, can you really trust everyone? Even your closest friends?
They’re going to find out the hard way.
Updated most Fridays (I'll try, I swear)
-
Unofficial Inktober: Ranchers Edition! by TheAlgebriacHamster
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, DoubleHearted (DDVAU - Desert Duo Vigilante Alternate Universe), Among Us (Video Game)
08 Nov 2025
Tags
Summary
I liked the Inktober Prompts so much that I decided to use them in my own little unofficial Inktober writing challenge with my favourite Life Series Duo!
-
All I Hear are Screams (And All I See are Sunflowers) by TheAlgebriacHamster
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
04 Nov 2025
Tags
Summary
Scar didn’t remember what happened in Secret Life.
No one ever remembered the games after they happened. No one ever did.
So why did Scar feel like such a villain?
OR:
Scar is having some strange flashbacks
Aka MCYT Whumptober 2025 Day 24!
Series
- Part 24 of Hamster's MCYT Whumptober 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Zed woke up blearily to the beeping of a machine.
He stirred groggily, his blonde curls messy and tangled around his face. He wasn’t in his usual soft cardigan, comfy white undershirt and sturdy jeans, instead in some rough fabric gown. His mouth felt dry and tasted bitter, like he’d been given medicine.
He went to sit up.
And suddenly everything hurt.
OR:
Zed ends up in hospital
Aka MCYT Whumptober 2025 Day 23!
Series
- Part 23 of Hamster's MCYT Whumptober 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Xisuma’s feet pounded against the dirt, panting heavily. The Watchers were tailing him, he was sure of it. But he had to keep running.
He couldn't stop. He couldn't give in.
OR:
Xisuma is on the run from the Watchers after they destroyed his home.
Aka MCYT Whumptober 2025 Day 22!
Series
- Part 22 of Hamster's MCYT Whumptober 2025
Recent series
-
Hamster's MCYT Whumptober 2025 by TheAlgebriacHamster
Fandom: DDVAU (Desert Duo Vigilante Alternate Universe), Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
04 Nov 2025
Summary
My MCYT Whumptober 2025!
*This is currently on hiatus for the foreseeable future*
- Words:
- 22,410
- Works:
- 24
- Bookmarks:
- 1
-
Summary
My Ranchers Past Life AU!
- Words:
- 5,264
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 4
-
Life Series Winners Origins AU by TheAlgebriacHamster
Fandom: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
07 Aug 2025
Summary
An au of the Life Series winners all meeting each other and their origins. Basically.
- Words:
- 4,475
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 3
-
Hamster's Hermit a Day May 2025 by TheAlgebriacHamster
Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP, Misadventures SMP
01 Jun 2025
Summary
My Hermit a Day May 2025!!
- Words:
- 23,228
- Works:
- 32
- Bookmarks:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
-
We We're Always Meant to Fall Apart by Cricketscr81
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
12 Nov 2025
Tags
Summary
After Jimmy Solidarity accepts a Sheriff job in the crime riddled Tumble Town, he is met with the infamous Tango Tek. Jimmy would do anything to bring the outlaw to justice but as he is soon forced to make peace with Tango.
—
Or
Western AU with sheriff Jimmy and outlaw Tango.Title from Scars by The Crane Wives
Bookmarked by TheAlgebriacHamster
17 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Absolutely awesome story!!! Outlaws and ranchers galore!!! =D
-
Tags
Summary
Skizz is a human who's been abducted by alien pirates, but his fellow prisoner might be just the person he needs to help find his way back home. Now if only said person wasn't a lava monster with a completely incompatible form of communication.
Tango needs to escape the pirate ship he's been taken captive on, but he has no hope of doing it alone. If he can convince this strange other creature to trust him, they might just have a chance at freedom.
Zedaph has crash-landed on Earth, a very unfamiliar and very off-limits planet. A local he stumbles upon could be the key to getting him reunited in space with the partner he was separated from, without also getting arrested... if he can somehow teach them enough about the physics of FTL travel for them to repair his busted ship.
Impulse's best friend vanished in the night, and was replaced by morning with a literal alien. If this is his only lead, there's no way he can let it slip by-- rescuing someone from space would otherwise be absolutely impossible for him. He can probably find some old appliances to recycle into a decent sci-fi spaceship engine, right?
Bookmarked by TheAlgebriacHamster
03 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Absolutely fantastic so far, love it!!!! Zits, aliens, what's not to like? =D
-
[Podfic] Even Ice Walls Fall Down by SolitaryGravestone
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
31 Oct 2024
Tags
Summary
Jimmy Solidarity is Sheriff, a superhero, who has been hunting down the villain Deepfrost for years. Tango Tek, a video game programmer crushing on his background-artist coworker Jimmy, secretly spends his nights as the misunderstood villain Deepfrost, trying to improve the city and flirting outrageously with Sheriff because it's fun. Neither of them know who the other is under the mask. But when a bigger supervillain comes back into town... well. It all snowballs from there (pun intended).
Series
- Part 1 of Even Ice Walls Fall Down Podfics
Bookmarked by TheAlgebriacHamster
03 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Definitely should have bookmarked this sooner, such a great podfic!!!
-
A box of time wrapped in vision by TigerbeanCoffee
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
22 Oct 2025
Tags
Summary
The first time Tango—Jimmy—huggedheldkissed—the other one—he was crying.
Bookmarked by TheAlgebriacHamster
24 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I HAVE READ EVER I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!!! RANCHERSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAA
-
Caged Bird by WatcherAurora (Cassodembreankia)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
10 Nov 2025
Tags
Summary
Jimmy is 30, and he's struggling. He can't keep up with a full-time job, an energetic six-year-old daughter, and a husband who can't find a job and doesn't seem to even be trying. Jimmy is the breadwinner, the parent, and the only one who does any chores. He never has time for himself. His husband barely pays attention to him or their daughter. Jimmy is almost entirely on his own, relying on his friends to help him while also feeling guilty for burdening them.
So when a local charity comes to his work to do a training, well...
Meeting their IT Specialist, Tango Tek, feels like a breath of fresh air.
Bookmarked by TheAlgebriacHamster
20 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
This fic will break your heart and mend it, I guarantee. So so good, add this to the list of fics that had me sobbing on the floor (#TrashToddSquad if ya know, ya know)