16 Works by TotallyNotScrewed101

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    Sakura was just trying to sleep after being forcefully therapised by Suo and Nirei

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    He got up. As much as he would've wanted to stay in bed and spend the day there, he had to close the curtains. "Who the fuck are you!" came a small, angry voice from behind him, a child's voice. Sakura slowly turned around because it's not every day that Sakura, as the sole resident of his apartment, had a child turn up first thing in the morning.

    Language:
    English
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    3,042
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Language:
    English
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    2,346
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
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    Suo needs her brothers

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    Suo stood there awkwardly. They may be the closest she had to brothers but she was fully aware that despite that, there was still some…apprehensiveness. “Sun Fei? Can I help you?” Rakta said. 

    “Helloooo. Earth to Sun Fei.” Bacchus chimed in. 

    “My dysphoria is really bad right now.” Suo choked out. Her brothers weren’t the type for hugging but she could see their faces soften slightly. 

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    English
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    979
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
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    Satoru and Suguru go to the beach

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    He didn't see Satoru sneak up on him and tackle him to the sand. Suguru yelped out of shock as they went crashing down like dominoes, Satoru practically dying with laughter and dripping wet. "Ugh, you imbecile." Suguru exclaimed, flicking him on the forehead before being immediately assaulted with Satoru's big, bright, blue puppy eyes. His sunglasses probably fell off when he attacked Geto.

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    English
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    1,203
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    188
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    Three perspectives under the same moon

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    English
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    831
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    15
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    Trois perspectives différentes sous la même lune.

    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    900
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    2
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    This may be the fluffiest thing I've ever written.

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    Haruka was touch-starved, like to the point that he could not remember the last time he’d been hugged before dating Suo.

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    English
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    464
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Nirei will always be alone

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    Nirei had long believed he’d never had a soulmate.

    No marks, no drawings, no idle notes, no tattoos appeared on his skin. It was a rare phenomenon but Nirei had accepted it. He was destined to always be the third wheel, destined to sleep alone at night, destined to be alone in the day.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,110
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    1,307
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    Akihiko Nirei is a detective
    Suo Hayato is an Egyptology student
    Haruka Sakura is dead
    Shit gets weird fast

    What started out as a normal murder case quickly spirals. It's up to Detective Akihiko Nirei to figure out who killed Haruka Sakura and why.

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    The victim was eighteen.
    His body was found on his university campus
    He has been dead for 12 hours
    He has several stab wounds and his heart appears to have been gouged out
    The victim has a record of violence and is a known brawler at a fighting club.

    Language:
    English
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    12,798
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    351
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    The trio take a trip to IKEA

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    They found an Ikea. Sakura had never been to an Ikea so Nirei practically dragged him inside while Sakura grumbled about it being ‘a literal furniture store’. Obviously he was not prepared for the restaurant and the blåhajs both of which he liked and also confused him to no end.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    886
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    254
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    Suo has never ever been the type to give in to tiredness

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    Well, he was trying to listen. Really, he was. But he sort of zoned out during the whole conversation. “What do you think, Suo-chan?” Kiryu asked. That snapped Suo out of his reverie. “What do I think? Um, I don’t really know.”
    “About child trafficking?”

    Okay, Suo had clearly missed a very important memo.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,494
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    861
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    Noise is very much a pain in the ass

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    He didn’t really want to go to the fireworks display but Nirei looked at him with tiniest hint of disappointment and Sakura and Suo had caved almost immediately. Bofurin were also helping set up all the fireworks which could go badly or really well.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    466
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    The nights after the fight were rarely uneventful

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    He sat up with a start and his breaths immediately came in short gasps as he desperately tried to free his legs from the blankets that were now tangled around them in his likely thrashing. Rubbing a hand over his face, a snapshot of the monster flashed in his eyes and he gasped again. He felt like its hands were around his throat, squeezing hard until he felt like he was going to faint.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    760
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    171
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    Endo's boyfriend is stupidly protective. He is too.

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    “Chika!” he exclaimed as the boy with the red tips in his hair went practically limp against him. Endo easily lifted him up and dragged him over to the sofa, putting him down gently before shutting the door and returning to his boyfriend’s side. Now he had a better look at him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,112
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    460
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    Sakura meets someone again.

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    Sakura, being eight and wary of people, stopped a few meters away and called out to him “Hey, what happened to your eye?”

    The dark haired boy looked up, eye glinting, a mischievous smirk plastered across his previously serene face “I lost it in a bet.” he said playfully “I’m Sun Fei. Who are you?

    “Haruka.”

    “Pleasure to meet you, Haruka-kun.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,932
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    474
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    Suo is genderfluid and Umemiya watches mythbusters.

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    Well, he was. Sometimes. Sometimes, she was a girl. And other times, they were neither.

    Suo glared at herself in the mirror. How was she supposed to look more feminine today? Short of borrowing Tsubaki's skirts. In some ways, she felt jealous of him. He expressed himself so freely and Suo couldn't.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,820
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    370

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