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Like What You See? by WildWildCat
Fandoms: X-Men '97 (Cartoon 2024), X-Men: The Animated Series (Cartoon 1992), X-Men - All Media Types
12 Mar 2026
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Piotr Rasputin/Kevin Sydney
- Liquidmetal
- Piotr Rasputin
- Kevin Sydney
- Morph (X-Men '97)
- Colossus (X-Men)
- X-men ‘97 - Freeform
- Cute
- Fluff and Smut
- Rare Pair
- Canon Non-Binary Character
- Nonbinary Morph (X-Men '97)
- Attempt at Humor
- Dresses
- Skirts
- Suggestive Themes
- fashion exploration
- Soft Piotr Rasputin
- I'm Bad At Titles
Summary
Morph is exploring their fashion sense, Piotr is very supportive.
Chapter 1: mostly fluff
Chapter 2: fluff and smut
I will edit the tags (and probably title) when I finish chapter 2.
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Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Piotr Rasputin/Kevin Sydney
- Piotr Rasputin
- Kevin Sydney
- Morph (X-Men '97)
- Colossus (X-Men)
- Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
- Morning Wood
- Kissing
- Frotting | Rubbing Penises Together
- Attempt at Humor
- Blow Jobs
- Implied Consent
- Rare Pair
- X-men ‘97 - Freeform
- I think?
Summary
Morph wakes Piotr up with a morning blow job.
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Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Sean Cassidy |Banshee/Kevin Sydney
- Sean Cassidy | Banshee
- Kevin Sydney | Morph
- Kevin Sydney
- Porn With Plot
- X-men - Freeform
- Denial of Feelings
- Brat tamer Banshee
- Brat Morph
- Light Dom/sub
- Kissing
- Pre-Relationship
- Comic: Astonishing X-men Infinity (2024)
- Light BDSM
- Oral Sex
- Blow Jobs
- Morph is Good at Blow Jobs
- Bratting
- Teasing
- Creampie
- Idiots in Love
- They just Don’t Know it Yet….
- Apologizing During Sex
- Implied Consent
Summary
Banshee makes Morph apologize in an interesting way.
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Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Piotr Rasputin/Kevin Sydney
- Piotr Rasputin
- Kevin Sydney
- Morph (X-Men '97)
- Colossus (X-Men)
- Fluff
- No beta reader we die like Gambit
- Sleepy Cuddles
- Attempt at Humor
- Idiots in Love
- Forehead Kisses
- Sleepy Kisses
- Out of Character
- ? - Freeform
- Morph is freaked the fuck out
Summary
Colossus’ and Morph’s night time routine.
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Colossus Hyperfixation Collection by Actual_Writing_Trashcan
Fandom Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
- Mature, Teen And Up Audiences, Explicit, General Audiences
- No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- F/M, Multi
- Series in Progress
30 Apr 2024
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Piotr Rasputin/Reader
- Ellie Phimister/Yukio
- Nathan Summers/Wade Wilson
- Frank Castle/Karen Page
- Alexandra Rasputin/Nikolai Rasputin
- Alexandra Rasputina/Nikolai Rasputin
- Jean Grey/Scott Summers
- Ellie Phimister/Yukio (Deadpool Movies)
- Kitty Pryde/Illyana Rasputin
- Nikolai Rasputin/Alexandra Rasputina
- Piotr Rasputin
- Charles Xavier
- Wade Wilson
- Scott Summers
- Reader
- Random Hit Men
- Logan (X-Men)
- Nathan Summers
- Jean Grey
- Negasonic Teenage Warhead
- Yukio (Deadpool Movies)
- Russell Collins
- Firefist
- Ellie Phimister
- Neena Thurman
- Original Male Character(s)
- random OCs
- various OCs
- Kurt Wagner
- Pietro Maximoff
- Bobby Drake
- Ororo Munroe
- Original Female Character(s) of Color
- Original Characters
- Frank Castle
- Karen Page
- Hank McCoy
- Alexandra Rasputin
- Nikolai Rasputin
- Mikhail Rasputin
- Illyana Rasputin
- Dopinder (Marvel)
- Erik Lehnsherr
- Kitty Pryde
- Original Female Character(s)
- Original Characters of Non-Conforming Gender Identity
- Alexandra Rapustin
- Original Child Character(s)
- Franklin "Foggy" Nelson
- Matt Murdock
- Alexandra Rasputina
- random unnamed characters
- Christina | Angel Dust
- Nathaniel Essex
- Other ensemble characters
- Only tagging the ones that speak
- Various Other Characters Not Mentioned Directly
- Gamora (Marvel)
- Nebula (Marvel)
- Tony Stark
- Pepper Potts
- Vision (Marvel)
- Peter Quill
- Rocket Raccoon
- Steve Rogers
- James "Bucky" Barnes
- T'Challa (Marvel)
- Shuri (Marvel)
- Dora Milaje
- Kurt (Ant-Man Movies)
- Natasha Romanov (Marvel)
- Carol Danvers
- Wanda Maximoff
- Lorna Dane
- Juggernaut
- Thanos (Marvel)
- James "Rhodey" Rhodes
- Sam Wilson (Marvel)
- Rogue (X-Men)
- Thor (Marvel)
- Loki (Marvel)
- Stephen Strange
- Marci Stahl
- David "Micro" Lieberman
- Sarah Lieberman
- Leo Lieberman
- Zach Lieberman
- Anatoly Rasputin
- Russell
- based on a dream i had where i kissed colossus
- it was a great dream
- the author admits that she doesn't know much about this fandom
- nonetheless she has invited herself to the party
- Nightmares
- Sexual Assault
- Kidnapping
- Exposition
- the reader has issues with authority
- wade is your best friend
- mentions of abuse
- POV Second Person
- Present Tense
- and so the hyperfixation continues
- Description of Injuries
- mentions of abduction
- Misogyny
- Strong Language
- i mean it's wade
- What Did You Expect
- the reader is a badass
- scott is a pain in the ass
- colossus is a marshmallow who is very loved
- Fight Scene
- Guns
- they play hide and seek
- That's it
- Implied Sexual Content
- nothing explicit though
- Making Out
- thunderstorms are cool
- this was literally just an excuse to write about Piotr in a swimsuit
- that's the plot
- This is just indulgent fluff
- mild sexual themes
- piotr is a sweetheart and no one can convince me otherwise
- this is so fluffy
- my teeth rotted while writing this
- depictions of injuries and combat
- the reader hurts themselves
- like a dumbass
- and gets the good pain meds
- colossus is a cinnamon roll that needs to be protected at all costs
- i feel like that's a given for any fic with wade fucking wilson in it
- but i thought i'd tag it to be safe
- Confessions of love
- Kissing
- human!form colossus
- he's such a babe
- this was mostly written at 5 am
- You've been warned
- scott is an asshole
- there are enough death scenes that i tagged for violence
- this one's dark
- it was going to happen at some point
- i am the angst queen after all
- So much angst
- needles and descriptions of injections
- vague mental illness problems
- implied panic attacks
- Depictions of Abuse
- Depictions of Death
- the reader goes through the wringer
- oof
- Happy ending though
- the cablepool is kind of vague
- you kinda have to squint to see it
- i'm definitely going to do future pieces where their pairing is more overt
- It's coming
- No pun intended
- OR IS IT
- i have cavities in my heart
- edited at 5 am
- take that for what you will
- basically pure fluff
- rating is for language and because people are dressed up like zombies
- i had so much fun writing this
- halloween-y antics
- i want to do one of them trick or treating now
- dammit
- this is not helping my hyperfixation
- they go trick or treating
- No Plot
- all fluff
- well a little bit of plot
- but not as it relates to the fic itself
- more as it relates to a few future pieces
- piotr is a domestic wet dream and no one can convince me otherwise
- like he's just confident in himself and he doesn't care if it's not stereotypically masculine
- he has a rules book and worries if his friends are eating enough
- does this look like the poster man for chauvinism
- i think the fuck not
- oh look i have cavities again
- NOT edited at 5AM
- because i can have self control when i feel like it
- i just usually don't
- Mild Sexual Content
- Angst
- i am back in my element
- Happy Ending tho
- because i am sensitive and need happy endings to survive my angsty existence
- Mentions of Death
- implied panic attack
- undefined mental health issues
- reader goes through the ringer again
- Verbal Fighting
- Therapy Mention
- wade is an excellent date
- I just know it
- Mentions of Injuries
- SO MUCH FLUFF
- Pining
- so much pining
- piotr may as well be a tree he pines so much
- THIS MADE ME FEEL SO MANY THINGS
- Getting Together
- piotr is an overthinker and no one can convince me otherwise
- BEYOND FLUFFY
- prepare to die
- IT'S SO FLUFFY
- fluff fluff fluff
- just fluff
- Allusions to abuse
- Christmas themed Fic
- winter themed
- alternatively titled 'the x-force has fun in the snow'
- alternatively titled 'wade don't do that'
- alternatively titled 'one long drug joke'
- JUST BARELY RATED T
- holy cow
- THIS ALMOST GOT OUT OF CONTROL
- Nudity
- Sexual Content
- not out and out smut
- but it easily could've been asjlsksldfsl
- Fluff
- christmas fics make it easy to do that
- wade loves arts and crafts
- it's law
- excessive use of the phrase 'tongue bath'
- i thought quicksilvers x-men verse name was peter
- i guess not
- huh
- alcohol consumption
- Alcohol
- sober consent to drinking alcohol
- You get drunk
- then hungover
- and piotr takes care of you while you're hungover
- that's the fic
- Hangover
- Vomiting
- the reader is a lightweight
- drink responsibly kids
- no underage drinking in this fic
- because wade isn't about that
- reader is at least 21 for this fic
- mother hen piotr
- fyi the author has never drank alcohol before
- so i could be totally wrong about how this works
- have mercy
- please
- beach themed fic
- from winter to summer real quick
- enjoy the whiplash
- Starts Off Happy
- but doesn't really end that way
- i mean it does
- but this is angsty
- the first few scenes are a trap
- i'm warning you now
- THIS IS AN ANGST FIC
- persecution of mutants
- this is not a commentary on racism or privilege
- don't crucify me pls
- thank you
- piotr in a swim suit is the best piotr
- angry piotr
- human piotr
- so many feelings
- edited at 3 am because i'm great at making life choices
- no one dies or gets physically hurt btw
- angsty fic
- definite trigger warning on this
- Mental Health Stuff
- Hallucinations
- Panic Attacks
- fluffy affirmations from Piotr tho
- which are always nice
- Please Be careful
- don't read it if you think it won't pan out well for you
- your well being is more important than this fic
- I mean it
- pure fluff
- nothing but fluff
- No Angst
- starts fluffy stays fluffy ends fluffy
- i cannot emphasize enough just how fluffy this is
- guaranteed to cause cavities
- you and piotr watch disney movies
- that's literally it - Freeform
- completely self indulgent
- and i feel no shame for that
- So much kissing
- bc you should capitalize on that as piotr's gf
- which you do
- another plot focused fic
- Bleh
- when can i go back to writing fluff
- depictions of torture
- depictions of violence
- nothing graphic
- but i wanted to tag it anyway
- implied sex
- Sensuality
- keeping secrets is hard
- this is utter crack
- or should i say
- udder crack
- my eyes are bleeding just from editing this
- vague descriptions of justified vomiting
- in which wade goes TOO FAR
- and you kick his ass for it
- i don't know what this is
- but it made me laugh
- so here
- enjoy the garbage my brain made up
- next week's fic will be of a much higher quality i assure you
- this is basically a drug trip
- Cow Play
- but not in a sexual context
- more in a WHY DOES THIS EXIST context
- not kinkshaming
- just throwing that out there
- welcome to the fluff fest
- because that's all this is
- a fuckton of fluff one might say
- guaranteed to cause real cavities
- which you will then thank me for
- that's how fluffy this fic is
- fluff and pancakes
- what else do you need in life
- well aside from piotr
- but you've got him too
- according to this fic at least
- discussion of marriage and marital traditions
- Mild Language
- talk about sex and drinking
- but that's really it
- unless you count choking on a bite of pancake for a hot second
- but yeah no real warnings
- maybe too much fluff
- nah there's no such thing
- trigger warnings for the following:
- Mental Breakdown
- mentions of vomit
- Depression
- Anxiety
- Emotional/Psychological Abuse
- Verbal Abuse
- yes it's fluff
- but with pain
- because feels
- piotr pov
- you have a shitty time of it and piotr's there to love you through it
- angsty
- but also fluffy
- THE PARADOX
- THE CONFUSION
- CANNOT BE PARALLELED
- don't read if you think it'll trigger you
- your wellbeing is more important
- in honor of the shit week i've had
- i'm literally gonna punch murphy in the fucking balls if i find him
- briefest and vaguest possible mention of a gunshot wound there ever could be
- accidentally killing someone
- in brief and nondetailed ways
- mentions of the menstrual cycle
- you have a shitty week
- Basically
- fluffy ending tho
- extremely fluffy ending
- piotr is a good boyfriend
- a sweet marshmallow
- a baby cinnamon roll
- okay i'm done
- highkey this might be shitty but I LOVE IT SO SHUT UP
- also
- i didn't get to carve a pumpkin this year
- and i'm SALTY
- but i digress
- basically no warnings
- like i can't think of any
- this is just fluffy
- Pumpkin Carving
- Like
- There's no plot
- This is pointless
- BUT I STILL LOVE IT
- the T rating is for language
- unsurprisingly
- you carve a pumpkin for the first time
- The End
- I SAID IT WAS POINTLESS OKAY
- Tooth-Rotting Fluff
- Domestic Fluff
- how many ways can i say fluff
- your heart will melt out your ass
- (@ the person who said that to me in a comment once you know who you are and i love you)
- you and piotr move in together
- that's all that's going on
- just some fluff
- a lot of fluff
- it's pretty cute
- i think it's cute and i never like my own work
- so that's how you know it's cute
- guarateed to cause cavities and make your heart melt out your ass
- sexually suggestive content
- Implied Nudity
- because you're welcome
- This is just a happy fic
- gratuitous fluff
- wait there's no such thing
- Smut
- Gentle Sex
- yes that's right - Freeform
- i wrote sex
- for y'all
- You're Welcome
- this is my first time writing smut so please be gentle
- i just made myself laugh
- abuse mention
- mentions and depictions of injuries
- Illness
- piotr gets sick and you take care of him
- this is really just a fluff fest though
- because i can't write anything else
- also wade is mentioned once but that's it
- it's really just the two of you
- My first explicit fic
- crossing so many milestones this year
- like last week's fic
- but from piotr's pov
- and with hardcore smut
- you get sick and piotr takes care of you
- this is really just a fluffy fic
- enough fluff to give you diabetes
- (i don't think diabetes works that way but you get the point)
- read at your own fluffin risk
- Did I mention fluff?
- literally no warnings for this one
- just a short fluffy blurb
- a good way to end the fluff saga of november
- because next week is going to be ANGSTY
- so enjoy the happiness while it lasts
- oh boy
- this is... a thing
- Dubious Consent
- Extremely Dubious Consent
- Fuck Or Die
- Marathon Sex
- Multiple Orgasms
- Overstimulation
- this is nothing but sin
- Gratuitous Smut
- Sex Pollen
- Perverts of the most obnoxious variety
- okay
- Here we go
- Car Accidents
- Passive aggressive behavior
- Anxious Thoughts
- Making Up
- Working things out
- Yes there is a happy ending
- But this is an angst fic
- Because I am LONG overdue for one
- Seven Minutes In Heaven Game
- that's all this fic is about
- literally no warnings on this
- well you do get shut in an actual closet
- so if you're claustrophobic you might want to think about that
- but yeah
- nice and fluffy
- to atone for last week
- some nice moderate angst to start the new year off right
- Not a lot though
- and you don't get hungover this time!
- but you do cry
- so there's that
- talking about relationships and the future
- the author edited this after a night of no sleep at 8 am
- hhahahahaha my life is a mess
- but you know what isn't
- this fic
- Hi welcome to angst
- i've been in an angsty mood lately
- no surprises there
- i discovered frank castle
- and HOLY HOT DAMN
- what a SNACC
- anywho
- back to the point
- Gunshot Wounds
- Injuries in general
- You get shot
- It Sucks
- life goes on - Freeform
- angst angst angst
- you'll probably cry
- well this did not end as i expected it to
- this was supposed to be fluffy
- and fun
- to make up for last week
- and then depression happened
- both in the fic and outside of it
- because this is literally inspired by the depressive episode i'm balls deep in right now
- figurative balls not literal ones
- this got out of hand OKAY
- References to Depression
- you get depressed and piotr's there to help you
- maybe it's fluffier than i think
- idk i just feel like this is a really sad fic
- probably because i'm really sad
- also it is my headcanon that nate lives to fuck with scott at every possible turn
- because scott summers is a douchebag
- and if you know the original backstory of how nathan came to be you will agree with me
- Whelp
- This is just smut
- mildly disguised as a character study
- nothing but filth
- enjoy i guess
- Angst angst angst angst
- hi this is angst
- Nothing but angst
- and some fluff
- but ANGST
- I NEEDED TO WRITE ANGST AND I DID
- Abuse
- Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
- Mentions of Organized Crime
- backstory on Piotr's mother
- or - Freeform
- you know
- my version of her backstory
- because marvel hasn't given her one so i say FAIR GAME
- piotr is a human that has issues of his own in this essay i will
- but no seriously piotr's a human and he's not perfect
- i WILL DIE ON THIS HILL DAMMIT
- highkey this is probably shitty but i can't be assed right now
- i'm so depressed
- that i'm just happy to have it done
- next week'll probably be fluff because i need a fuckin break from angst
- Injury
- Near Death Experiences
- hi welcome to FRANK CASTLE DESERVES FRIENDS DAMMIT
- another hill i will die on
- whoo boy this took forever
- i hope y'all like it because i'm pretty sure i bled for this fic
- Fluff and Smut
- consumption of alcohol
- in safe amounts though
- no one's drunk
- piotr's safe to drive
- drive safe kids
- also: roadhead
- because why not
- Hotel Sex
- you and piotr owe an apology to the neighboring rooms
- even though neither of you are really sorry
- piotr is the best boyfriend to walk the face of the earth
- No one is surprised
- hello and welcome to my salt
- this is literally a byproduct of netflix cancelling the punisher series
- i am SALTY DAMMIT
- and this absolutely pertains to the series
- this isn't just self indulgent crack
- but this is one hundred percent a salt fic
- no doubt about it
- Blood and Injury
- mentions of child abuse
- you just have a rough time of it
- and all you wanted to do was buy your boyfriend a birthday present dammit
- there's a happy ending though
- So don't worry
- alternatively titled 'welcome to the latest essay on why frank castle DESERVES FRIENDS DAMMIT'
- hi welcome to this beast
- this took a week and a half to write
- i feel like i just gave birth holy shit
- Adult Humor
- Adult Language
- Shitty Puns
- 4th Wall Breaking
- your uncle is back and his coping skills are worse than yours
- mentions of abuse and near death experiences
- also you have a panic attack
- so heads up for that
- featuring things i wish i'd said when i was younger
- holy fuck this is huge
- this is the largest one shot i've ever written
- i want an award
- and a massage for my poor hands
- Child Abuse
- Repressed Memories
- Head Injury
- Sibling Rivalry
- Angst with a Happy Ending
- But mostly angst
- And Plot
- and SO MANY WORDS BECAUSE I HAVE NO CONTROL
- also frank castle shows up because i have no control
- if i can include him i will dammit
- also alexandra got shafted by marvel so i just made my own backstory for her
- I apologize for nothing
- i am so EXCITED about this one
- i have been planning this miniseries for MONTHS
- MONTHS I SAY
- also the tags are worse than the content
- i just have to tag for some stuff to be say
- Mentions of Suicide
- Mental Health Issues
- this sounds angsty and it is just a little
- but really this is a fluff fest i promise
- some nice healing found family fluff
- you and wade are the best siblings and love each other so much
- i'm hella excited for this one
- the plot in this one is SO GOOD
- you the reader have the BIGGEST DICK ENERGY IN THE ROOM FOR THIS ONE
- LIVE YOUR BDE FANTASIES MY BBIES
- you and piotr get into a bit of a fight
- more of a confrontation than a fight really
- but it is ANGSTY
- also you kick Magneto's ass
- mentions of medication stuff
- Political stuff
- the next installment of this v fluffy miniseries
- Mention of injuries
- allusions to rape
- like it's very non-graphic
- and it isn't about you or Neena
- But it's there
- neena is the coolest big sister ever
- and unlike Wade she actually has her shit together
- can she adopt me please?
- and then it got really angsty out of nowhere
- I'm not sorry
- Loss of Virginity
- First Time
- don't listen to the tags this an angst fic
- everything is consensual though i swear
- there's just a lot of insecurities that have to be dealt with
- Mild Angst
- this fic is p fluffy tho
- just more found family stuff because i'm a sucker for it
- sleepovers are the best
- ellie kicks your ass in mario kart
- it's a good time
- some good stuff's coming up
- i'm so excited y'all have no idea
- Mild sensuality
- Mild Adult Language
- this is a happy fic with a happy ending i promise
- y'all are gonna scream
- it's time to be gay darlings
- also the t rating is just for language
- this would've been a g but i like using the f word
- So here we are
- Pride
- Gay Pride
- can't do pride month without a pride themed fic
- this one's so good
- basically the best fic i've ever written
- and the angst on this one
- chef's kiss
- mwah
- A Thing Of Beauty
- like i made myself cry while writing it
- that's how good it is
- happy ending because happy endings are good
- Lots of adult language
- also nathan is a dork and owns it
- and he likes taco bell
- I don't make the rules I just follow them
- i dialed up the angst on this one
- it's been a while since i unleashed my inner angst queen
- aaahhhh it feels good
- i mean i guess it's not all that angsty
- piotr has a nightmare and you comfort him
- but it feels angsty to me
- so i'm calling it angsty
- VALIDATE MY FUCKING PARKING PLEASEEEE
- I worked so hard on this
- AND I KNOW IT'S GOOD
- I JUST NEED THE SWEET SWEET INTERNET VALIDATION
- mentions of angst
- mentions of injury
- so much fluff you're gonna die
- A literal fuckton of fluff
- Also I referenced every single fic in the CHC I've written thus far
- at least once
- so yeah I WANT COMMENTS DAMMIT
- i got this idea in approximately two seconds
- AND WENT WITH IT
- the t rating is only for the mention of deepthroating
- and a brief moment of sexual fantasy
- Popsicles
- cherry is the superior flavor
- fite me
- this was written and edited on benadryl
- so idk how well it's gonna read
- sorry - Freeform
- it's very wholesome tho
- no warnings for this one
- just some good ol fashioned summer fun
- Water Balloon Fights
- hi welcome to this
- I just felt like doing it
- so i did
- Just a bunch of smut
- Shameless Smut
- So much smut
- NSFW Alphabet
- Accidental Drug Use
- drug overdose
- Seizures
- Psychosis
- Hospitals
- Hospitalization
- Cocaine
- a lot of research went into this fic
- and now i know more than i ever wanted to about cocaine
- also don't do drugs kids
- they can be v dangerous
- especially to people already on medication for something
- once again piotr rasputin is the best partner
- such an angel
- we all love him
- also drug withdrawals
- there's that
- so keep that in mind
- Childhood Trauma
- Past Child Abuse
- just a lot of anger and crying
- And angst
- Hurt/Comfort
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- i'm fully expecting everyone to cry
- v emotional
- also russell is a sweetheart and no one can convince me otherwise
- this is the least sexy smut i've ever written
- like it has the 'e' rating because it's about sex
- but it is not spank bank material
- or it might be
- i don't know what you're into
- also practice good sex hygiene kiddos
- pee after sex. use lube. don't try to have sex while flying in midair
- ALL THE GOOD STUFF
- pegging gone wrong
- on a related note hank needs a raise
- The poor man
- surprise anal sex
- and on another related note ow
- WHOOOOOO BOY
- you've officially joined the mile high club
- as has piotr
- Thigh Riding
- dick sucking
- girl on top
- everything we want out of life
- amirite ladies
- mention of a panic attack but like literally only for context that it happened
- no details about it
- bc this is a smut fic
- If it wasn't clear
- the author is mildly ashamed of this skdfljsdlkfjs
- look just ignore the two swear words in this
- sshhh shhhh shhhhhh
- they aren't there
- this is one hundred percent g rated
- just let me have this okay
- Dancing
- Dancing Lessons
- Slow Dancing
- y'all are practicing for your wedding
- too much fluff to handle
- i've had this one planned for over a year
- and it's FINALLY TIME
- Heavy Angst
- Physical Abuse
- Manipulation
- Blood
- Recovery
- i'm not a lawyer don't come for me if it's not accurate
- also don't come for me for including frank karen matt and foggy
- JUST LET ME HAVE MY FICTION FUN OKAY
- wedding prep stuff
- Cake
- speaking of which i now want cake
- literally no warnings
- lots and lots of fluff
- and one itty bitty fight because it makes sense to have it
- but yeah fluff
- and tie ins with other fics
- sorry not sorry but also sorry
- Wedding Planning
- the women's fashion industry is sadistic
- sorry if some of this seems underdone or lazy i'm just hella tired oops
- Implied Relationships
- ignore the two swear words in here
- they aren't here
- this is totally rated g
- just let me have this please
- also we're kicking off our month of fall themed fics!
- it's all fall for all of october!
- also i personally believe that piotr has the best taste in sweaters
- it's just a fact okay
- more fun fall stuff
- also ignore any curse words
- just let me have this g rating pls
- inspired by my real life hatred for raking leaves
- WE HAVE A MASSIVE OAK TREE ON OUR PROPERTY
- AND IT DROPS AN ASSLOAD OF LEAVES
- AND IT'S JUST SO MUCH RAKING
- y'all don't even know
- Also this fic is actually g-rated thanks to Piotr's 'langauge' thing
- thank you piotr you have finally forced a fic to actually be g-rated
- well except for the narration
- But the dialogue is completely clean!
- i'm failing at this whole 'try not to use swear words' thing aren't i
- pranks and haunted house fun
- honestly idk about this one
- it's kinda meh
- but it's cute
- so be nice pls
- again just ignore the swear words
- they're not there - Freeform
- shhhhh
- HAPPY SPOOPAWEEN!!!!
- I HOPE YOU ALL GET LOTS OF CANDY AND SPOOPS TONIGHT!!!
- also all the russian snacks mentioned in this a real
- i researched them
- russia is weird
- also yeah this has to be rated t
- because of some mentions of sex things
- you and piotr are just a couple of dorks
- that's the real message of this series
- NEXT FIC IS GONNA BE THE WEDDING WHO ELSE IS EXCITED!!!!!!!
- but this is the wedding rehearsal
- and also something else
- you can probably guess from the title but ssshhhh it's still a surprise
- mentions of a sexual things
- and swear words
- and mentions of childhood trauma
- but it's really mild
- overall this is a fluff fic
- This is it folks
- HERE COMES THE BRIDE! HERE COMES THE BRIIIIDE!!!!!
- WE'VE REACHED THE WEDDING FIC
- AT LONG LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Wedding Fluff
- Weddings
- the reception will be covered in the next fic
- obviously nate's there too
- and neena
- but idk if they're mentioned specifically or repeatedly
- so i didn't put them in as character tags
- but they're There i promise
- Wedding Reception
- piotr's pov
- the morning after your wedding
- just a bunch of fluff
- our boy being happy and giggly
- what more could you want
- IT'S HONEYMOON TIME!!!!
- AND Y'ALL ARE GOING TO DISNEY!!!!!
- just kidding no such thing
- Also planes
- And mention of needles
- and mention of past trauma
- but it's good
- THIS IS A HAPPY FIC
- and thus ends the marriage/wedding related arc
- short but sweet
- the concept of soulmates as it relates to being deeply connected to someone and loving them dearly
- mention of childhood trauma
- Mention of Child Abuse
- look i know this is short but i want it to exist so it's existing
- this is the most self indulgent thing i've ever written
- and i don'T CARE IF IT'S REALISTIC OR NOT
- I WROTE IT FOR M E
- THIS FIC IS FOR M E
- don't at me
- also i'm making kastle official
- BECAUSE FUCK NETFLIX FOR BREAKING MY HEART LIKE THAT
- so now they're together
- Properly
- so there
- Violence
- Blood and Violence
- I feel like this one kinda tips over into graphic violence?
- maybe just a bit?
- so i hit that warning just in case
- strictly platonic snuggling for the purpose of warmth only
- i'm dead serious
- Abduction
- fucked up psychopathic shit
- this fic goes places
- medication withdrawals
- Gun Violence
- as usual ignore all the swearing
- that should basically be a rule of reading my fics
- ignore all the curse words
- ALSO HI I'M BACK
- WITH FLUFF!!!
- I MISSED ALL OF YOUUUU!!!!!
- furnishing a house
- furniture is expensive and I am not happy about it
- OH I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE!!!!!!
- THIS LITTLE MINI-SERIES IS MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!
- I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THIS ONE FOR OVER A YEAR!!!!!!!!!!
- AND WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOY IS IT GONNA BE A RIDE!!!!!!
- moderate levels of violence
- unexpected necromancy
- temper tantrums of the mutant power type
- wade in true wade form
- scott gets shit on so much in this series
- that trend isn't stopping anytime soon oops
- look there's gotta be that one character
- that gets the shit end of the characterization stick
- and that's scott
- Sorry Not Sorry
- 5+1 Things
- a small glimpse at yours and wade's legendary pranks
- and the underlying reason behind scott's eventual heart problems
- also scott gets mean in the last one
- and verbally aggressive
- just a heads up
- also language
- because i like swearing lol
- this one's a two parter
- next chapter should be up around the 11th
- Canon-Typical Violence
- Swearing
- which is par for the course for me
- Mutant Experimentation
- i love alexandra and i want to be her
- tagging for this is going to be interesting since it has two chapters
- will add tags and characters as needed
- also yes i included the punisher in this
- sue me
- all of this is self-indulgent
- also scott summers is ableist heads up
- More Fighting
- more use of guns
- taking advantage of mental health problems for personal gain
- the guy's a dickhole though so he kinda earned it imo
- disgusting worldviews
- Interrogation
- Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
- feelings of failure
- honestly the reader character probably has adhd
- which makes sense because i have it oops
- wrote myself into the fic again
- Imagine that
- also alex is my baby and you can take her away from me over my COLD DEAD BODY I WILL FITE U
- heavy found family tropes here
- good feels only
- the kitty/illyana thing is more hinted at in this than overt
- if you know where to look you'll see it
- but they will be canon for the series eventually
- Painting
- Bob Ross - Freeform
- Happy Little Trees
- Pure softness this week
- Romance
- Married Life
- The long awaited part Two
- chucking this one under mature and violence tags bc there's death in this
- Death
- Child Death
- Shooting
- This is a heavy one
- still has some fluffy points though
- Family Fluff
- Dysfunctional Coping Skills
- Piotr's stepping up to the plate
- Fist Fights
- quick break from posting hiatus
- because it felt important
- potentially triggering material
- given the current political situation
- but no displays of violence or anything
- use your discretion
- Surprise Party
- it's your birthday!!!
- kept short and sweet so that it can fit with p much anyone reading
- also surprise i'm back
- this year has been utter shit so fuck it
- i'm posting fluff
- More Fluff
- because honestly i need it
- this has been a hellscape year
- the only mention of covid i will make in this series
- because this is my escapism series
- wear your fucking masks or else
- Set in winter
- for aesthetics
- you and piotr have a nice cozy remote school day inside
- and also a nerf gun fight
- ends with something suggestive but i'm rating it g because i want to
- i'm also now realizing that the reader really reflects my adhd oops
- Blizzards & Snowstorms
- also let me know if you want a fic of how the sex by the fireplace goes down
- bc i just might do it if enough people want to see it
- whoops this happened out of nowhere
- Chronic Fatigue
- Self-Loathing
- Guilt
- ie the author projected all their issues into the fic oops
- Catharsis
- not technically canon to the series
- piotr is the best husband
- and loves you just the way you are
- because timing
- Domestic Bliss
- Christmas Fluff
- Christmas Decorations
- Christmas Tree
- Winter
- you go ham on buying decorations
- which is what i wish i could do
- BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS SO PRETTY
- money is no object
- let this fic be your financial escapism
- minor mention of childhood trauma
- but nothing too rough
- Wholesome
- Christmas Music
- time to kick off the october smut journey
- with some nice pg-13 making out and allusions to sex sldfjfslkjflkdsjf
- Power Outage
- Cold Weather
- Fireplaces
- Warm and Fuzzy Feelings
- piotr needs to wear more henleys
- Partial Nudity
- Masturbation
- Voyeurism
- i think
- Possibly not
- Nude Modeling
- Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls
- but russian because piotr is russian
- GET IT
- Lingerie
- Sexual Tension
- Fantasizing
- Oops this is late
- oh well have some smut
- Somewhat realistic smut tho
- In that not everything goes flawlessly
- Sex gets weird sometimes oops
- Cowgirl Position
- Woman on Top
- Face-Sitting
- Piotr's got some hidden depths teehee
- all the russian is from google translate so there's that
- TIL THE SWEAT DRIPS DOWN MY -sorry
- Wall Sex
- Blow Jobs
- Halloween Costumes
- Costume Party
- Sexy Costumes
- Dirty Talk
- no actual inclusion of the party
- we're here for the smut and smut alone
- Chases
- playful chasing
- as an expression of horniness
- It works trust me
- Oh god
- i'm gonna have to go into hiding
- change my name
- move to a new state
- start a new life
- Light Dom/sub
- Handcuffs
- Doggy Style
- Oral Sex
- Spreader Bars
- Light BDSM
- Orgasm Control
- this one probably slides into unrealistic
- as far as real life goes
- but that's not the point of this fic lol
- Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
- smut party's over it's pain time
- Miscarriage
- Crying
- Menstruation
- Pointless fluff
- snuggles
- Rain
- the author just wants to take a nap
- and this fic is wish fulfillment for that lol
- Tickle Fights
- Sort Of
- Non-Sexual Intimacy
- Time Skips
- week long montage thing
- Cleaning
- video games - Freeform
- Among Us
- Fall Guys - Freeform
- piotr isn't very good at video games
- nor is he good at being impostor
- he's too wholesome
- too pure
- Baking
- Stress Baking
- aka me this whole quarantine
- Pillow & Blanket Forts
- tis the season
- Christmas
- Christmas Shopping
- holiday vibes
- I'm missing Christmas shopping in stores this year so this is my emotional support fic
- also kitty is jewish and thus doesn't observe xmas and i will die on this hill
- just pure wholesomeness
- this is my wish-fulfillment fic for house painting
- because my fiance and i can't afford to repaint the walls in our house
- and i'm so sick of look at fucking greyish brown
- but soon - Freeform
- sooooon
- Slice of Life
- Picnics
- just some no plot fluff
- talking about having kids
- and all the responsibilities that go into that
- kinda pointless but it feels nice so i'm posting it
- TikTok
- inspired by the "walk out nakey challenge"
- this is literally just smut
- Couch Sex
- overzealous use of parentheses
- hMMMMMMMMMMM I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS
- but not shameless smut bc I'M FEELING THE SHAME
- Dom/sub
- Bondage
- Praise Kink
- Orgasm Delay/Denial
- voyeurism?
- Exhibitionism?
- maybe? - Freeform
- if you squint? - Freeform
- Gentle Dom
- Sub Piotr
- dom reader
- Teasing
- Formalwear
- you attend a gala with piotr and dirty talk to him the whole night
- and then he takes you back to your room and rails you
- that's it that's the fic
- tags to be added with the other two chapters
- Suicide Attempt
- Attempted Murder
- not all of these are for chapter one
- i'm trying to get the big ones out of the way so everyone knows what to expect for the storyline
- Revenge
- Italian Mafia
- Magic
- honestly i just kinda went ham for this one
- probably shouldn't have made alex's backstory not fit in the scope of this series bUT OH WELL
- look if marvel can have the mess that was IW and endgame
- then I can have this
- some good ol soap opera style drama
- which honestly is just Fitting for marvel
- it's a chaotic dramatic universe
- the reader's uncle's habit of evasion comes back to bite him in the ass
- aaaaand the aftermath
- Wine
- because there's no getting through this without alcohol
- can you tell i love the smell of emotional trauma in the morning
- look as much as the reader's uncle deserved to get punched
- he was also in a tough situation
- the real villain? the government
- also you should absolutely expect some gloriously awkward holiday fics on the eventual horizon
- because i'm milking this shit for all its worth
- god how do I even tag this
- it's the infinity war fic
- no endgame tho because fuck that
- spoilers thanos is gonna straight up bite it
- because fuck him
- Death Threats
- also legit i haven't watched infinity war
- so i have no idea who makes up the majority of thanos' army
- i'm just going with what the soldiers looked like in the pirated clips i watched on youtube
- this is a two parter just for length
- because the doc itself is 50 pages long
- also we're getting a bit more of alex's backstory in this one
- heads up on that
- i'll add more tags when i add chapter two
- Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
- the final part of this miniseries
- Russian Mafia
- Arson
- Concussions
- Minor Character Death
- this time it's alex's pass that comes back to bite her in the butt
- once again we're dipping into the entire backstory
- that i have created for alex rasputin
- with probably not enough context to have everything make sense
- i'm v tempted to do a UN trial fic
- where all the skeletons in her closet come tumbling out
- we'll just have to see where it all goes
- At Long Last
- IT IS TIME
- WHAT LIKE TWO OR THREE YEARS IN THE MAKING?
- GOOD GOD THIS SERIES HAS BEEN GOING FOREVER
- Pregnancy
- Unplanned Pregnancy
- Morning Sickness
- mentioned miscarriage
- not for this fic
- but there's some past trauma that's brought up
- Found Family
- ultrasound
- pregnancy hormones
- just a lot of emotions in this one okay
- be prepared for a lot of emotions
- Wisdom Teeth
- Dentistry
- Anesthesia
- piotr gets his wisdom teeth pulled and gets high off his beefy tits
- and you get to enjoy the show
- inspired by when i got my wisdom teeth pulled and got very high from the valium
- apparently i have no drug tolerance sdkfjdsflkjdsfljsdfl
- just a bunch of softness
- because i need it today
- also alexandra's pitbull is inspired by my parents' pitbull
- his name is edmund and he is the handsomest baby and i love him
- and he has the roundest head
- like a bowling ball
- just some lovely domestic bonding and couple time
- you and piotr play video games
- and just enjoy each other's company and love each other
- Strip Games
- gets suggestive at the end
- also i wrote this when fall guys was the big thing
- which should tell y'all how old this fic is lol
- also i suck ass at wii golf
- and i firmly believe that piotr is an old man who genuinely likes Wii Sports
- Withdrawal
- basically the reader's having a tough time going through it and piotr takes care of her
- and some character introspection on piotr and nikolai
- and alex in a suit
- that's p much it
- Piotr goes to his mother for advice on dealing with emotions
- which is maybe not the most logical choice but Alex does her best
- mention of miscarriage
- the baby is still fine
- but piotr has trauma from the previous miscarriages and hasn't really dealt with it
- Pregnant Sex
- unprotected sex but the reader's pregnant sooo
- piotr rasputin has amazing tits and an ass you could bounce a quarter off of
- i am here to proclaim the truth and i will not be denied
- happy new year have some meandering fluff!!!
- with a hint of spice!
- Camping
- the students at xavier's get to go on an educational camping trip
- featuring the reader being pregnant
- also wade's in rare form in this so heads up
- in my mental time line the reader is about four to five months along here
- this is just some sweet and loving debauchery to send out the year
- there's zero plot to this
- just porn and sweetness
- trying to manifest that for the incoming new year sdflkjdslfjkdslkfjdslfj
- this fic brought to you by me trying to plan a baby shower fic
- and THEN looking up Russian baby shower traditions
- and learning they don't hold baby showers
- boy was that egg on my face
- also there will be a gender reveal fic down the line where the baby's name is officially revealed
- wanted to do that one first but my very tired brain was like "no"
- so you're getting them out of order
- but yes they're having a girl!
- also the chocolate in the diapers thing is a real thing
- my cousin's baby shower used that game
- Food
- Food as a Metaphor for Love
- I wrote a lot of this fic when I was hungry can you tell
- also you can pry Jewish kitty out of my cold dead hands
- anyway this is thoroughly mid I'm sorry
- also the reference to quantumania at the end is for my best friend mady ily
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