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He wishes he didn’t know. Oh, fucking hell, how he wishes he didn’t know.
His life would be so much easier, so much more straight forward and less goddamn distracting if he didn’t know.
But no. Oh, no, he just had to ask the bloody smart-mouthed, rat-arsed peasant, to join him in the fucking baths.
And now Hans is being fucking haunted.
- In which Hans makes an unexpected discovery about Henry, and it throws him for a loop.-
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03 Mar 2026
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[Comic] Inquisitor Maddox by Albossharu
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
27 Sep 2026
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A comic retelling of Inquisition but with Maddox as the herald. I did this to explore the cure of tranquility and tranquility in general, and also because I love Maddox and Samson.
I will edit the tags when I add more chapters! It's gonna be long
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- Part 1 of Inquisitor Maddox
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24 Feb 2026
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“Marry me instead,” Jaime said.
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- Part 2 of Game of Thrones works
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12 Feb 2026
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Fill for a kink meme prompt:
Ridiculously long and absurd prompt is ridiculously long and absurd
Hawke with her family leaves Lothering a few years before the Blight and they end up in Tevinter, not in Kirkwall. FemMage!Hawke rises to power and becomes a Magister (but is not as cruel as the others, as she grew up in Ferelden with a strong moral code- She doesn't use slaves). She, of course, meets our dear friend Danarius.
There's a power struggle and Hawke kills him - which means she can have his houses, his money and- of course- his slaves. Guess who hadn't escaped yet?
That's right- I want AlreadyAmnesiac!Slave!Fenris/MagisterHawke. If there is a relationship the two, please let it be consensual! (and in my headcanon Danarius totally raped Fenris)
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30 Jan 2026
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Your name is Harry Du Bois. You are a 25-year-old gym teacher at a high school in Grand-Couron. Over the next three days you will make new friends, learn new things, and find new ways to make a complete and utter fool of yourself. What is it all for? Who is it all for? And what will become of you once it's all over?
Who knows? Perhaps some things are just inevitable.
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- Part 1 of CARDIOVERSE
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19 Jan 2026
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The Warrior of Light is coming apart after years of taking on too much and resting too little. Lucky for her, she's got some good friends with unorthodox ideas on how to help her out.
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15 Jan 2026
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Kokuhaku - 'Confessions': A Nandermo Doujinshi by M248393
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
17 Jul 2025
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Guillermo abruptly walks away flustered after a 'normal' conversation with Nandor.
He decides to calm himself down with a bath, only to be quickly disturbed by his relentless master, who attempts to continue their conversation in the bathtub.Bookmarked by boomturkey
11 Sep 2025
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First Contact by ReginaPrimata
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2 - Fandom
15 Dec 2018
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In the hours before the final assault on the Collector Base, Shepard and Garrus finally add benefits to their friendship. Or, as one reader phrased it, went from head bump to bed hump.
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23 Aug 2025
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It sucked to acknowledge what he'd done to anyone, obviously, but for some reason it always felt the worst in front of Mel, because she'd never once shown him even a hint of judgment for it. He could list every shitty fucking thing he did, all the drugs he stole, the lies he told, all of it, and Mel would just sit there and nod and tell him Okay, well, thank you for being honest with me.
It wasn't that he didn't want her to do that. It was that he craved it so badly he couldn't stand it, needed her acceptance with an intensity he didn't know how to handle.
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20 Apr 2025
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03 Apr 2025
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the ties that bind by Vulpecula_et_Anser
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
31 Mar 2025
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“Blood magic?” Dread pulls Rook’s heart into her guts with an icy fist. Is this why the taste of blood still lingers, a coppery pepper tang in the back of her throat?
The accusation seems to summon the Dread Wolf from his shadowy enclave and he steps forward, chin lifted in affront. “Firstly, I abhor the use of blood magic,” he announces. “Secondly, had I the power to control you, I would already have used it.”
He…can’t be serious, can he? Rook squints at Solas in genuine bafflement.
“Sorry, just to be clear,” she begins, holding up a staying hand. “That was a stirring declaration of your hatred for blood magic that included—and please, stop me if I'm wrong—admitting that you would not hesitate to use it?”
Solas doesn’t respond, merely scowls and vanishes once more.
“I see,” Rook mutters, mostly to herself though she’s positive he can hear her. “Well, perhaps not the most compelling of arguments.”
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In which Rook makes the objectively questionable decision to fall for her narrative foil, and somehow saves Thedas from utter destruction along the way.
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28 Feb 2025
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Tell Me That I'm Wrong by ShootingtheMoon
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age (Video Games)
29 Jun 2026
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"Remind me, what have you been doing to help out lately?"
"I am trapped in the Fade."
"And whose fault is that?"
"Yours!"Ten years ago, Solas left the Inquisition more determined than ever to tear down the Veil. Enter Rook, stage right.
Title from The Bomb by Florence + The Machine
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30 Dec 2024
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and the hound, by Cataclisms (Papipalooka)
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age (Video Games)
05 Jul 2025
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Gods, it had burned. First, in the air, then in the water, then in her.
She remembered waking up on a makeshift bedroll. In truth, it had been little more than a small pile of hay with a thin blanket thrown on top. Sprawled out on her back, everything had just ached at first. Then, she had tried to lift her arm.
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Rook, a 20-year veteran of the Grey Wardens, engages in multiple verbal altercations with the Dread Wolf and at least one physical one.
EDIT 6/12: Smut chapter now marked with (*) in chapter title!
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30 Dec 2024
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Kabru finds his eyes glued to the video. Most people who defend monsters online, he’s found, know shit about them. They live in sheltered cities, far away from any actual dungeons, and the closest they’ve come to seeing a real monster is in an Elven-made VR game. They’ve never died from a basilisk’s fangs in their throat.
But this guy seems different.
Kabru taps over to the comment section of the video. Normally he avoids them, but this might actually be relevant to his research.
wait lol isn’t this the dragon dildo guy
Kabru blinks at the top rated comment.
(Or: Laios reviews monster sex toys online and Kabru is a tired grad student.)
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13 Jul 2024
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"I love you," Harry says on June 25, 51, halfway through a game of cribbage. Cuno has done nothing more notable than tell a joke that made Harry laugh.
Cuno doesn't know what to say. Nobody loves Cuno. Loving Cuno should probably be an interisolary crime. "Gross," he says.
An exploration of those Cuno has lost, those he's gained, and those he can't let go.
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21 Apr 2024
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She’s still hunched over beside the dumpsters, hands on her knees, heaving up air because there’s nothing left in her stomach. She reaches out a shaky hand to give him a thumbs up. “Seriously, man, I’m fine. All good.”
Something inside him twists and squeezes brutally. Is this what this place is doing to her? “For fuck’s sake, Syd. I’m giving you a ride home.”
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05 Apr 2024
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Akechi Goro is a fascinating mystery and probably dangerous, Akira thinks. It would be stupid to pass up the opportunity to learn more about him.
Kurusu Akira is a fascinating mystery and probably dangerous, Goro thinks. It would be stupid to pass up the opportunity to learn more about him.
And after all, there’s no time like the present. Why make a vague promise to stay in touch when they could seize the moment right after their first meeting? Why not make the first move before their opponent even realises the match has started?
It’s not like spending the day together could somehow change the game completely...
(OR: Akira accidentally speedruns Akechi’s entire confidant track on the day they meet, and opens up some new options in the process.)
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10 Mar 2024
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A Solitude of Space by subtextsleuth
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII, Stardew Valley (Video Game)
28 Oct 2021
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He’s always believed he knew what he was capable of, but it had only been in terms of the chaos he could incite and the pain he could inflict. He had molded himself to that belief. A dog to be kept on a leash, a monster to be chained, an aberration to be studied. He’d never considered that he was capable of anything else, because he was already capable of far too much.
Sephiroth, with one more chance at life, settles into life as a farmer. Then, Cloud shows up.
Do not need any prior knowledge of Stardew Valley to read.
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05 Mar 2024
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The Completely Inept Courtship of the One-Winged Angel's Cloud by Anonymous
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII
24 Jan 2024
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Sephiroth finally manages to kill everyone during one of his many returns from the dead. He is a badass, nearly all powerful god of destruction and completely bored out of his oh so perfect, superior mind now that he’s gotten his way. He starts missing his fights with his only rival and the entertainment they provided but cannot pull the other away from a protective lifestream for long or return him to life. So he decides with nothing better to do and ridiculous amounts of power, he’ll just return them to a point in time when they both were alive and Sephiroth had easy access to manipulate his favorite puppet.
Cloud is not happy to find himself a trainee/infantryman again and the other Firsts and upper management cannot for the life of them figure out why the “Great Sephiroth” is stalking the blond and acting like a bratty, bullying seven year old with his first crush.
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19 Feb 2024
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Ambrosia (or: How Gale Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb) by mercurial_cool
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
04 Apr 2024
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“Why does your blood smell so strange?”
The question startled Gale, who looked up from where he sat cross-legged in front of his tent, organizing his scrolls in preparation for their upcoming “visit” to the goblin camp. He’d given Astarion a wide berth since the revelation of his vampiric condition a few days earlier, so he was surprised to see the pale elf looming over him now, a peculiar expression on his face.
“You know,” Gale offered with a smile, “in my extensive journeys across manifold realms, I do believe that is not a question that I’ve ever been asked before. I honestly can’t decide whether or not I should be offended.”
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Of the many side effects Gale has faced as a result of his whole “being physical host to an imminently destructive magical orb” problem, he somehow never anticipated his blood now apparently smelling irresistible to vampires (or at least, one particular vampire) to be one of them.
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Bookmarked by boomturkey
26 Nov 2023