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Life of the Party by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
25 Feb 2018
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“You know, kids,” Steve heard from the backyard, “one of the most common threats a superhero has to face is inside an active volcano! We’re going to have to work on your evasion skills, so for the next five minutes, the floor is lava!” This was met by a sudden spike in both volume and pitch from the small children as they scrambled onto every raised surface they could find and immediately launched themselves right back off.
“I’ve never seen actual lava in my entire life,” Steve said, vaguely offended.
“You got a superhero impersonator for The Falcon’s niece’s birthday party,” Sam said, incredulous. “The Falcon, who is an actual superhero.”
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summer slipped us underneath her tongue by cydonic for maggneto, Weaponized
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 Jan 2021
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Bucky is a tour guide who enjoys sharing the rich history and culture of each city they pass through with a bunch of early-20's college students who just want to know the cheapest place to get drunk.
Except for Steve, who asks Bucky for a personal tour around his hometown.
The rest is, as they say, history.
Bookmarked by charming_barnes
21 Jan 2021
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Charged by cydonic for Giveusakiss4132
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 Nov 2020
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Steve Rogers has more money than he knows what to do with, a gorgeous penthouse apartment, and two beautiful girls who have terrorised every previous nanny into resignation. Bucky Barnes is an accomplished sex worker with a mountain of ill-advised debt, who just so happens to have helped raise his four sisters alongside his mother.
It's a common mistake to make, thinking the beautiful man at your door is the new nanny for your twin girls and not an escort hired by your friend to keep you company for the night.
Right?
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21 Jan 2021
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asshole for hire by deceptivesoldier, Falcon_chill, moonbooning
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
27 Oct 2018
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There is a 6ft tall, super built, super hot blond in Bucky’s American History class, and he’s out to ruin Bucky’s life. Every single time something goes wrong for Bucky—like losing a parking spot he was obviously waiting for—it can always be traced right back to Steven fucking Rogers. Alarm clock not go off? Steve’s fault. Gravel in his shoe? Steve’s fault. There’s a guy sitting in his seat in class. Guess who it is! That’s right: Steve Rogers.
Bucky didn’t think he’d be so attracted to his enemy if he ever got one, but here he is. Steve just looks so good bending over to tie his shoe right where Bucky is walking. Bucky’s become an expert at schooling his face into a glare when Steve catches him looking.
Bucky doesn’t know why Steve’s so set on ruining his days. But he’s not gonna let it get to him. That would be letting Steve win.
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Fifty Words for Murder, and I'm Every One of Them by toomanysharks for sprinkle_of_cinnamon
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
31 Aug 2016
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"Look, buddy, I did your job for you. I don't see why you're so bitter about this," Bucky said, starting the car and throwing his gun in the back seat.
"He was MY target."
"Not my fault I'm better at this than you," Bucky said with a smirk.
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The Contract Killers 5+1 AU: Five times Bucky and Steve steal targets from each other and one time they work together. -
Situation: Normal by redcigar
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
07 Dec 2015
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AU wherein Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers never met, Steve somehow manages to rescue the Winter Soldier anyway, and Avengers Tower ends up with the world’s angriest duckling and a whole new brand of entertainment.
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(“He was dragging him out of the river,” Natasha argues later.
“Nat, be honest, he was going for the Full Monty.” Says Clint.
“I’m pretty sure we interrupted him in the middle of giving ‘emergency CPR’,” Tony agrees, “Or the stage after emergency CPR. Emergency Dick? Is that a thing?”
“That’s not a thing,” Natasha and Clint reply.)
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- Part 1 of All's fair in [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]
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crowding the hitter by toookish
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
26 Jul 2019
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But the trash monsters are coming closer, and Bucky’s going to be pissed if he has to get his grate replaced tomorrow.
He turns off the panini press, heads into his bedroom, and pulls his college baseball bat out of the closet, pausing only to pull on the slacks he’d just taken off. He’s going to go defend his shop, and he’s not going to do it in his underpants.
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This Fledgling Thing by snarklyboojum for ocularpatdowns
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Jun 2017
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They say 'a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush' but Sam has pretty big hands and he'd prefer the birds to keep their beaks out of his love life, thanks.
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say you'll bee mine by deceptivesoldier, obsessivereader, talkplaylove
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
06 Mar 2018
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When Steve glances over at Hot Guy again, Hot Guy catches his eye and gives him a tentative smile. Steve’s brain shuts down and he looks away. But the serum gave him great vision, so out of the corner of his eye, he sees Hot Guy stand up, take two steps, get his foot caught in a backpack strap, trip, and fall down.
Steve’s out of his chair and next to Hot Guy before he even has time to think. "Oh my God, Hot Guy! Are you okay?"
His hearing is sensitive enough to pick out Sam’s whispered “Did you just call Hot Guy ‘Hot Guy’?” at the same time as he realizes what he just said.
Hot Guy blinks up at him from the floor, probably too confused to stand up. "Did you just call me ‘Hot Guy’?"
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Steve feels like he’s in some wild fever dream as he walks closer and says, “Hey, you all right?”
107 looks up. He looks even prettier up close, even (or especially, Steve’s mind supplies unhelpfully) with his cheeks flushed with the exercise and sweat beading on his forehead. He does look a little crazy, though.
“Huh,” 107 says, looks down Steve’s body, then up again. “I know we just met, but your dick looks like it’s getting strangled.”
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03 Jun 2019
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Too Long We Have Tarried by kototyph for relenafanel
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
01 Oct 2015
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Bucky picks up the ring and holds it between them. “Steven Grant Rogers,” he says solemnly. “Will you marry me?”
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It’s the quality that gets him first. The profile photo looks like it's been taken with a semi-professional camera: it's sharp and remarkably unposed compared to most people on Tinder. The guy in the photo is the size of a fucking fridge but with Marilyn Monroe’s waistline, accentuated by the way he’s standing half-twisted towards the camera.
He’s also in the process of getting arrested.
Steve, 28, it says under the photo. New York City. Some say I have an arresting personality. This photo is from my good side. The other has a shiner.
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- Part 6 of a pocketful of mumbles
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I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month, Barnes types slowly into a new post three days later. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area.
Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers.
Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA.
Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children.
Message for negotiations and payment details. -
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At noon on the twentieth of December, Bucky rolls over on the couch and asks, “When are we gonna do the decorations?”
Steve, half slipped into a food coma due his inability to stop eating once there’s still food on his plate, and Bucky’s inability to calculate raw pasta portion size correctly, says, “Whuh?”
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Ice Cream Mishaps at the Local McDonalds by deceptivesoldier
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
18 Dec 2016
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There's a cute guy that works at the nearby McDonalds, so Steve goes to McDonalds a lot.
It takes a month before he manages to embarrass himself in front of the cute guy, which is probably a record.
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Stop interrupting my grinding by rohkeutta
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Aug 2018
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A.ka the notorious Bitch series.
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07 Aug 2018
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06 Aug 2018
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Castiel Novak can think of many writers who would not be welcome under the roof of Heaven’s Gate library, where he is the librarian: Ayn Rand ranks highly (no explanation needed), as does Charles Dickens (he hasn’t forgiven Charles for the month he lost to The Pickwick Papers). And, of course, Dean Winchester. Dean Winchester, local author and obvious a-hole, who is entirely too handsome to be true and who is clearly totally lacking in profundity, intelligence, sincerity, and self-awareness. Unfortunately, though, Dean’s been invited to do a book signing at Heaven’s Gate - and Castiel’s about to be confronted by some unexpected feelings when he finally meets Dean for the first time.
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- 27,127
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- 7/7
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11 Jul 2018
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Steve doesn’t think about the first ten Christmases of his life because, in the grand scheme of things, they don’t matter much. The eleventh Christmas, however, is when things really come into focus because it’s on his eleventh Christmas that Steve Rogers meets Bucky Barnes.
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Dean and Cas reunite at their fifteen-year high school reunion and after one night together Dean’s ready to marry the guy. But then he’s got a daughter back home that doesn’t necessarily make that equation possible, and so he does the next logical thing: high tails it out of Cas’ hotel room and doesn’t look back.
Well, that was the plan anyway.
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Bookmarked by charming_barnes
12 Mar 2018