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An answer to a question you wouldn't think to ask is yes, there are postal offices in Hell. You would know, you fell into one when you got there. Now, after being tricked into signing a deal with the man who owns it you are now an eternal employee of that very same postal office. Now, how likely would it be that you will eventually be sent off to deliver a letter to one of the most dangerous individuals in Hell?
Short answer, much more likely than you had anticipated. Long answer, would be this story.
[Reader uses They/Them]
[COMPLETED BEFORE S2//LAST EDITED: 10/14/25]
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16 Oct 2025
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This is one of the best hazbin fics I have read in a long time
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"humanity will never lose hope (but you're not that human anymore, are you?)" by zozo_01
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game), 崩坏3rd | Honkai Impact 3rd (Video Game)
11 Jul 2025
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At the end of the day, those two were your companions and it was best to put your trust in them. You just hope that they don't do anything stupid without you knowing. At least with you there, there would be an adult to make sound decisions. You chuckle to yourself, wondering when during your life you of all people decided to become the responsible one.
To be honest, you always felt odd about considering the younger Express members as peers. Because yes, you seem roughly the same age, with your youthful looks and durable limbs, always eager to seek out the next challenge. But if anyone looked into your eyes, really looked into your soul, they could see that time has ravaged you in ways no mortal should have gone through. Fifty thousand years is a long life to live for anyone, let alone a human. Yet you spent that time in isolation, your only company being the monster you swore you'd never become.
(You had only two reasons to endure. Your love for humanity and your love for him. The world survived, no thanks to you. He wasn't as lucky.)
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13 Oct 2025
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My Dead Girlfriend by Reabees
Fandoms: Invincible (Cartoon 2021), Invincible (Image Comics)
11 Nov 2025
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He lied about being a superhero. You lied about not having freaky ass mind powers. You broke up- bitterly. End of story. No shot Invincible and some superpowered grunt for Machine Head would ever work out in any reality. Except. When he comes in droves, hoards of himself, brokenhearted and wanting, wrecking cities for a chance to get one last glance at you.
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03 Oct 2025
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She Needs Me by Sister_S
Fandoms: Scream (Movies), Dead by Daylight (Video Game), Original Work
21 Jun 2025
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You know you are being watched, for about a month you’ve lived fearful knowing someone may be out to get you. Without anyone to help and a severe lack of proof of your secret admirer’s existence, your life continues till one night everything changes. There was someone out to get you all right, just not in the way you think.
TLDR; Ghostie has a MASSIVE honkin heart boner for reader and he is going to prove to you that you indeed, need him just as much as he needs you. You'll *have* to love him back eventually, right?
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On hiatus again guys 😭 I am still working on this, things are planned out but i am so burnt out and sleep token has consumed my mind in ways i cant describe. Im working on a few other pieces on the side and those might come out eventually but SNM is still going to be worked on. This fic will never be abandoned tho i need it finished like water. 😭🙏🏻 Ty for your patience as always.
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You know you should address this: this need to be something groundbreaking to someone. To want someone to be this obsessed with you, no matter how sick that someone is. You know you would have gone to the police if your stalker was a sleazy, weak-wristed man from the pub. You would’ve moved houses already, changed your name and closed your social media accounts, quit everything if your stalker was small and ugly and weak.
But now that you know he’s relatively good-looking, does something dangerous and has a lot of money, and looks like he could fuck and fight half the city by himself, you’re not in that much of a hurry to go to the authorities.
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12 Sep 2025
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You weren't a technician, you weren't a security guard, you weren't a daycare assistant. You're just an employee. Staff. The ‘jack-of-all-trades’ employee with mediocre at best skills and specialty in none, tasked with doing miscellaneous jobs that robots couldn't do and human staff couldn't care to. The job is unpredictable, but it pays good and it's relatively easy.
Except for the part where all the animatronics are more sentient than you thought, and you're roped into a mystery surrounding the Daycare Attendants, who are bit too curious about you for your liking.
You don't think this was in your employee contact.
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There's something wrong with you that's not wrong with other people. You're a hunter, and a damn good one, but you might be a monster.
There might be something in you that needs to be put down. Something broken that can't be fixed.
It's why you've had one rule your whole life. The only thing your father has ever made clear is that, no matter what, you need to stay away from John Winchester. He can't even know you exist, or he'll kill you and never blink.
And when your paths cross a hunt, you should've run, but you didn't. You couldn't. Because you looked at Dean Winchester, and something changed inside of you. Something called you to him, and you can't figure out what it was, but you know it's strong. And you know that, whatever Dean's doing to you, you don't really care to fight it. Things are broken in you, just as much is broken in him, and you fit perfectly together in a way you'll never be able to describe.
But it's more complicated than that, though. The world pulls you and Dean apart again and again.
And you find your way back, again and again.
Chapter 45 - 11/20
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- Part 1 of Babylon The Great
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Hysterical and Useless by happyandhealthy
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
29 Jul 2025
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There isn't a section in the IPC handbook that tells you what to do when your comrade, best friend, bunkmate, ride-or-die, is dead, and there's a certain cowboy, from the planet the IPC is colonizing, posing as him.
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29 Jul 2025
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Konig hates his new promotion. Being a colonel only makes him more miserable while forcing to constantly communicate with people below and above his rank. However, meeting a cute civilian on his latest deployment makes his life a bit sweeter.
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20 Jul 2025
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Lego Did Not Sponsored This (No, really) by CaptainGremlin
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
31 Mar 2024
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Konig is a nerd who needs to get sprayed with water for being a fucking creep. You're an adorable cashier at the Lego Store in Berlin who doesn't know any better and is too nice to lose.
He will have you. Mostly because he wants someone to do his Lego sets with.
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20 Jul 2025
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You were only 5 when your dad presented to you his new invention. An AI. But, a very advanced one. It felt like a real person. He was cheerful, sweet, and he loved painting. Hence the name your dad gave him 'p.AI.nter'. Agh, the dad joke.
You loved p.AI.nter though. You liked drawing too (just as any other kid did) so he quickly became your best friend.
That was until he was taken away. Both your dad and p.AI.nter. You lost both of your best friends.
You were put into an orphanage, where nobody would have believed your story. So, you never shared it.
The older you got, the more you wanted to see them again. It wasn't fair... it wasn't fair.
Was your sentence worth it though?
...Yeah, because it led you to your wish. Not that you knew this before though.Bookmarked by funnylittlenoodle
14 Jul 2025
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Your husband’s brother finds you. Life with him and his sham of a family is as cold as the snow your husband was found buried in. You're going to wilt slowly living with Doflamingo, you’re sure. No flower can survive in such snow.
Doflamingo x Rosinante's Wife!Reader
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Forsaken + PHIGHTING! Crossover Snippets by Vauschen
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox), PHIGHTING! (Roblox)
05 May 2025
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There's so many things that could happen when the survivors finally escape out of their purgatory and into the Inpherno. Sometimes things could have been better, sometimes they could have been worse. After all-
A collection of one-shots and short stories that are either AU's or short side stories happening in my crossover fic "I blame you, John!".
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- Part 2 of [Forsaken + Phighting! Crossover]
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04 Jul 2025
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Every day, you dart through the desolate streets and bustling markets of the Lost Temple, swiping whatever you can grab before the merchants can catch you. Your confidence grows, and soon you’re biting off more than you can chew—you steal from the wrong person at the wrong time— It’s only when the consequences come knocking that you realize you’ve managed to land yourself in a whole heap of trouble.
(Updates once every few months. Maybe even twice.)
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- Part 1 of The Three ‘C’s
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You were an optimist, full of light; a star that could shine in even the darkest of corners. Despite how average you were, you still managed to bring joy to those who crossed your path.
You were the last person ever expected to be thrown into a realm of endless horror.
What started as an average day for you in ROBLOX turns into a terrifying nightmare as you are forcibly taken into a realm of tortured souls - where you've just become the next star in an otherworldly puppet master's sickening games.
Keep pushing forward. With newfound allies - hope is bound to lie at the end of the tunnel.
But do you truly deserve freedom in this prison?
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Ever Seen This Demon?
Every night, all over the Inpherno, dozens of citizens see this figure in Crossroads. If this demon appears in your area too, or you have any information that can help us identify them, please contact us.
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Lyle blinked. Terror rushed through him, even if he had excuses primed and ready. His mouth opened, half-shocked and half-prepared, but nothing came out.
The door just… opened when his hand hit it. Nobody answered. Cautiously, Lyle pushed the door further open and peered into Sam’s apartment.
Dark. Quiet. Lyle let himself in. He unwound his key from around his wrist and tucked it further into his robes, safely out of sight. He felt too loud for the space. He clicked and didn’t stop, though now more out of unease than eagerness. Why would Sam leave his door unlocked? He’d never done that before. It was extremely unlike him. Which meant something was wrong. Sam wasn’t great with routines, but he’d never once left his door unlocked, let alone not even fully shut.
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04 Jun 2025
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Till Weirdmageddon Do Us Part by Behavioral_Unit091_B, selfless_solipsist
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
05 Nov 2025
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UPDATE (30.09.2025): Chapters from 1-22 are gonna get updated soon due to me finally learning how to space things out correctly + to fix the formatting in the dialogues and such. NEW SCENES ARE GOING TO BE ADDED AS WELL. (5/22 complete)
In a chaotic twist of fate (or more like a weird trial from an ancient, cosmic axolotl), you find yourself married to Bill Cipher, the interdimensional demon and chaos incarnate. Two weeks into your new life together, you're just trying to survive the absurdity of being legally bound to a two-dimensional triangle with a massive ego and questionable decision-making skills. With Bill floating around making strange observations about the horrors of human biology and occasionally trying to "bond," things are... well, let's just say "normal" isn't in the cards. Will this be the most dysfunctional marriage in the multiverse? Probably. Will you survive? Maybe. Will it be hilarious? Absolutely.
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- Part 1 of Born of Chaos, Bound by Choice
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As a child, you loved the show and you loved the Educational Center.
As an adult, you decide to come back and relive the memories.
Things could never be so simple, could they?- Language:
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17 May 2025
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I really love how re readable this fic is. Now I would say more about how great this is, but I'm so socially awkward that every time I try to compliment something I'm basically that one scene from Mulan when Li Shang tries complimenting her. -
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It raised a gloved hand toward your face, and you froze in pure animal terror. You were going to die. Considering your place of employment, it wasn’t a surprise it would end this way.
The hand hovered inches from your face. The SCP had paused, its fingers almost touching your cheek, and then it changed course. It brushed the loose strands of hair from your face.
It touched you. The smooth leather of its glove grazed your temple, putting the hairs back in place behind your ear. It was a light touch, barely there, but more than enough to kill you.
And yet, you still breathed.
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- Part 1 of The Doctor's Ode
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09 May 2025