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Снаррябрь 2025 by Azora_S, bluegumtree_venenata, Consurgo, Eva_Nessko, fandom Snarry 2025 (fandomsnarry), Gargoyle123, genushka, jhon_scucumber, mur_naum, Sumraer, Твоя одержимость (ur_obssn)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Oct 2025
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Сборник текстов и артов по официальному списку инктобера от участников команды.
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Открытки для читателей by fandom Snarry 2025 (fandomsnarry), jhon_scucumber, mur_naum for Lazyotto, Rayllin, NewRevision, Tonika, AndyVolty
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Oct 2025
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Именные открытки для самых активных комментаторов наших выкладок!
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[Арт] Между жирафом и бегемотом by fandom Snarry 2025 (fandomsnarry), jhon_scucumber
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Sep 2025
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- Part 3 of Крылья
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[Комикс] Мы обещали министру больше ничего не терять... by fandom Snarry 2025 (fandomsnarry), jhon_scucumber
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Sep 2025
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Но иногда пазл по имени Гарри Поттер не хочет собираться.
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- Part 5 of fandom Snarry 2025 — Спецквест
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[Арт] Крылья by fandom Snarry 2025 (fandomsnarry), jhon_scucumber
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Sep 2025
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Под ногами скруглённая поверхность центрального вала лондонского колеса обозрения. Будь я человеком, конечно, на ней не удержался бы, тем более ветер такой, что сбивает с ног. Он треплет чёрные одежды, и они полощутся за моей спиной, хлопают.
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- Part 6 of fandom Snarry 2025 — Спецквест
- Part 2 of Крылья
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fandom Snarry 2025 — Визуал M-E by 7Cogito2, fandom Snarry 2025 (fandomsnarry), jhon_scucumber, Mo_of_all_trades, nu_jo, orphan_account
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Отблески Этерны - Вера Камша | Otbleski Eterny - Vera Kamsha
07 Sep 2025
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fandom Snarry 2025 — Спецквест by Azora_S, Christine_Daae, Consurgo, fandom Snarry 2025 (fandomsnarry), Gargoyle123, genushka, Imperialprincess, jhon_scucumber, Mo_of_all_trades, mur_naum, TheBorgia, Vesna_Na_Zemle, Твоя одержимость (ur_obssn)
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Sep 2025
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fandom Snarry 2025 — Пятнашки by Consurgo, fandom Snarry 2025 (fandomsnarry), genushka, jhon_scucumber, Mo_of_all_trades, mur_naum, Sumraer, Твоя одержимость (ur_obssn)
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Sep 2025
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Крылья by Azora_S, fandom Snarry 2025 (fandomsnarry), jhon_scucumber
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Sep 2025
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fandom Snarry 2025 — ББ-квест by Azora_S, Devil_in_The_White_City, fandom Snarry 2025 (fandomsnarry), genushka, jhon_scucumber, Mo_of_all_trades, Plus_quamperfectum, Sumraer, Твоя одержимость (ur_obssn)
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Aug 2025
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A tired and cold Robert ends up resting against Flambae because he’s warm. Flambae pretends to hate it but also refuses to let anyone move him. The Z-Team teases him about it, but they're also secretly softies for Robert.
Bookmarked by jhon_scucumber
07 Jan 2026
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Z-Team is paired with X-Team for a joint operation to track down and bust a child smuggling operation spanning across their bordered districts.
Z-Team may be ex-criminals, but everyone can agree a pedophile is a waste of a cell room and is much better off rotting six feet under.
How Robert Robertson can look at the perps marched through their doors with indifference is what rubs Z-Team the wrong way.
Bookmarked by jhon_scucumber
07 Jan 2026
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“Robert, don’t look, but there’s a group of weirdos over by the window who bet me that I couldn’t get the number of, and I quote, ‘that gloomy twink at the bar’.”
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Z-Team unknowingly sends Robert’s ex to flirt with him, not knowing they already know each other, and Robert is all too happy to play along if it means his ex will split his winnings with him. But damn, when did the bar get so hot? Couldn’t have anything to do with Flambae looking like he’s five seconds from lunging over the table and killing someone, right?
Bookmarked by jhon_scucumber
07 Jan 2026
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One of the main characters - the only surviving witness to a murder - has just woken from a coma. Not only is she entirely cognizant, but the first thing that the subtitles say she asks for is a lawyer.
“What are you fucking giggling about?”
The other person that’s been paying attention is Flambae. He’s right next to Robert on the couch, his arm slung over the top behind his head. One foot is propped up on the other knee, also pointing towards Robert, which has him caged in the corner by the arm rest. It’s probably some fucked-up power move. Robert has been ignoring it just to spite him.
“It’s just not how comas work,” Robert shrugs.
“Right, and you know because you’re a fucking doctor,” Flambae quips back.
“I know because I was in one, asshole.”
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During a quiet night in, Robert realizes that his coma and injuries aren't common knowledge among Z-Team.
Most of them take the information in stride with jokes aplenty.
Flambae does not.
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Bookmarked by jhon_scucumber
07 Jan 2026
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My take on how Robert managed to get down from the billboard in episode 1.
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“Who the fuck are you?” the leader shouts up at him, angry and indignant at having a shoe thrown at him.
He hadn’t bothered putting his mask back on, so he pulled his jacket closed to hide the great big orange “M” on his chest. “No one important.”
There was a beat of silence from below, then, “Dude, are you stuck?” This was followed by a round of sniggering.
“Nah, I just like hanging out on billboards so I can mess with little shits like you.”
Bookmarked by jhon_scucumber
05 Jan 2026