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    Jaw Man flicked his middle finger up at Ilya, who didn’t seem to mind, and gestured towards Shane and Hayden with raised eyebrows. “The f*** are you even doing right now, man.”

    Ilya said briefly, “Orgy.”

    “Uh,” said Shane, “no, that’s not—”

    Ilya grinned at him. It was a mean-edged grin but something about it seemed to suggest that he was joking with Shane, rather than about him. “Oh, he speaks.”

    “We’re not here for an orgy,” Shane said to Jaw Man. “We’re missionaries with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.”

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    20 Oct 2026

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    “I already have a boyfriend.”

    When Shane finds out that the girl he's been dating is polyamorous, he decides that he can totally deal with that.
    Shane has never been a jealous guy, after all.

    He is, however, not prepared for the charismatic menace that is Rose's other boyfriend; Ilya Rozanov.

    Or; That awkward moment when you're being dragged out of the closet by your boyfriend-in-law.

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    20 Oct 2026

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    The omega was strong, and Ilya knew that people had paid to break him, for the rush of seeing something beautiful and tough crumble at your hands. The satisfaction of the submission sweeter when you had to work for it, and there was no doubt that he had taken a lot.

    Bruises bloomed on his skin in shades of red, purple and yellow. There were swells and bite marks littering his skin everywhere except under the collar protecting his glands, because a mated omega would be useless for the club. But it was the blood smearing his thighs that had Ilya swallow down the bile rising in his throat.

    Ilya is a depressed police officer with dull senses and a broken dick. Shane is a feral sex trafficking victim. Together they help each other heal.

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    19 Oct 2026

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    hollanov smau

    Ilya & Shane meet and fall in love at university, but things get difficult when Ilya’s band, Tusovka, finds overnight fame.

    Musician!Ilya x medical student!Shane.

    Based on the song ‘Something Good’ from the sound of music.

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    19 Oct 2026

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    "Your cock." Shane's face burned. "I've been practising with toys for years and the whole time I was pretending it was you."

    Shane Hollander doesn't do men. He does toys, pegging, a discreet app, and a woman named Svetlana who fucks him so well he almost doesn't notice she's engineering the most elaborate sexual setup in the history of professional sport. Almost.

    A fic about closets, discovery, and the catastrophic moment Shane opens his eyes and Ilya Rozanov is standing at the foot of the bed while he is in panties.

    Set in an alternate universe where Shane and Ilya haven't ever hooked up, and Shane explores his burgeoning sexuality.

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    17 Oct 2026

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    Look at that. Another white guy with his little Asian sugar baby.

    Twenty-seven years, and not once has a stranger looked at David Hollander and his son and seen a father. Then Ilya Rozanov sits beside him in a restaurant and a server says, "Can I get anything else for you and your son?" David does not correct him.`

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    17 Oct 2026

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    Shane didn’t anticipate being literally swept off his feet when he volunteered for an Ottawa’s first responders drill, but maybe he should’ve expected it.

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    17 Oct 2026

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    An impromptu visit to a Fire Station ends up being the highlight of Shane & Arthur's morning together, although for slightly different reasons.

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    17 Oct 2026

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  9. Public Bookmark 59

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    Shane Hollamper is a steady, reliable desk lamp, sharing an office with various other steady, reliable objects.
    But Shane Hollamper is also curious about the RZNV-0081 InkJet that prints and spurts and makes the desk vibrate.

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    16 Oct 2026

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    Shane can't believe what he's seeing. Did this guy seriously just post publicly on the student Facebook page asking for someone to act as his fake boyfriend?

    Okay. Well. Shane is a helpful guy. He's just going to quickly message this idiot, tell him to take his post down, and move on with his life.

    The other ten chapters are almost certainly about something else entirely.

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    16 Oct 2026

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    Partying and pining in New York, situationship-era flirting, and semi-ironic marriage pacts.

    Just a day in the life of Ilya Rozanov.

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    16 Oct 2026

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    “Who are you talking to?” Sveta is looking with a raised eyebrow, at Ilya’s delighted face.

    “Ah, I am talking to my catfish.”

    “What do you mean, your catfish?” Ilya angles the phone so Sveta can see the shirtless picture on the screen.

    “This guy is pretending to be Shane Hollander on Grindr. It’s pretty funny. He’s cropped the face out, but he’s using pictures from the billboard next to my apartment.”

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is sure he's being catfished- why would the real Shane Hollander be on Grindr, talking to random university of Ottawa students? But the more he talks to Wayne, the more he starts to like him, and the more he wishes Wayne would just come clean so they can finally be together.

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    16 Oct 2026

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    Stranger: u play hockey?
    You: Yes. You?
    Stranger: ya
    Stranger: what level?
    You: University, what about you?
    Stranger: mlh
    You: Yeah, sure lol
    Stranger: am serious
    You: Okay, well I don’t believe you. Why would an MLH player be on Omegle to talk about hockey lol
    Stranger: maybe i like to inspire people

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    14 Oct 2026

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    Shane and Ilya are finally on the same team! The Centaurs’ communications and PR department hasn’t known peace since.

    Featuring: the unhinged internet, chaotic group chats, Ilya being a menace, Shane being very tired, Harris trying (and failing) to contain the chaos, Luca accidentally starring in his own little rom-com, wholesome group dynamics and love all around.

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    13 Oct 2026

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    The first time Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov met, they had their whole lives ahead of them.

    The second time, they’re twenty-eight, incarcerated, and six feet apart in a Massachusetts correctional hospital.

    Neither of them believes there is much of a life waiting for him anymore.

    They might be wrong.

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    12 Oct 2026

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    There are many privileges to being the Captain of an NHL team. Respect, better money, fame, and for Ilya Rozanov: the power to ban your teammates from playing shitty songs in your presence, or even banning them from playing songs that remind you of your decade from situationship, who suddenly ended things and replaced you with a movie star girlfriend.

    A social media fic in which Ilya goes from occasionally banning songs to banning just about every breakup song in existence, and the internet is really starting to worry about his well-being.

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    12 Oct 2026

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    Jane: Are you seriously using your dog’s twitter account to tell Hayden to go fuck himself?

    Lily: that was anya

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    Unfortunately not everyone is supportive of Shane and Ilya's relationship. Fortunately, Twitter is a great place to defend your man.

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    12 Oct 2026

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    “Shane,” he says, dread filling his stomach, “is this Boston Lily’s house?”

    “Maybe,” Shane says, dropping down another cooler with a loud bang. “But shhhhh,” he says, putting a finger to his lips, “you can’t tell, okay?”

    “Shane,” Hayden says, a little desperately. “Shane, we have to go.”

    “No,” Shane says, drunk and stubborn and pushing the doorbell about fifty thousand times in quick succession until Hayden pulls his arm away.

    “Shane,” Hayden says, nearly a plea, “listen, I know she broke your heart, but dropping off two hundred pounds of tuna isn’t-”

    Before he can finish telling Shane that a drive-by tuna fishing isn’t a cure for a broken heart, the door opens. When it does, though, it’s not some buxom Boston beauty in a silky negligee.

    It’s Ilya fucking Rozanov.

    Hayden’s one consolation in this mindfuck is that at least Rozanov looks equally surprised at finding himself in this situation.

    (while drowning his sorrows post tuna meltdown, shane ends up in possession of approximately two hundred pounds of raw tuna) (naturally, there's only one person he wants to gift with such a bounty)

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    12 Oct 2026

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    “I can’t—” Shane tries to speak through the hysteria, but he gets caught trying to suck in a sharp breath. “I ca—”

    Hayden brings the phone back to his own ear.

    “He can’t hear you, man, he’s freaking out.”

    There’s shuffling on Rozanov’s end, then, very distinctly, he says, “Put me on speakerphone.”

    Or: Shane finds out about the plane malfunction just a tad too late. Featuring: breakdowns in the locker room, Ilya's love put on blast, and Comeau being the canonical dick we all know him to be.

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    10 Oct 2026

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    Based on this: Post

    Ilya goes on a talk show to promote his newest album and accidentally admits to having a crush on a certain hockey player. Shane is really hoping Ilya is talking about him.

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    10 Oct 2026

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