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Quantum Entanglement for Dummies by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
24 Jul 2026
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Ryland's always been the guy to keep a wall up in his relationships. It's a little tougher to do when his best friend shares his brain now.
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- Part 2 of The Astrobiology Immersion Program
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25 Jul 2026
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you should try to do as little harm as you can by peglarpapers for doomedblade
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
21 Jul 2026
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Very soon, it is as if he had never existed outside of his capacity orbiting her.
It is here that the trouble arises.
Eva and Grace in the year before launch.
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22 Jul 2026
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rearranging furniture by BronzePlates
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
21 Jul 2026
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Simon and Grace made it up and out of the blood ocean and into the hands of the COI.
Lets see how far they can go beyond the original pages of the story.
(A continuation of "virtual insanity", where Ryland Grace with fresh amnesia is plopped into the SM-13 and has to survive with our local doomed convict, Simon. Now, they're part of the COI and must deal with the fallout of that survival)
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- Part 2 of Say Grace
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22 Jul 2026
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Thirteen Ways Of Writing on a Blackboard by ketonebodies
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
21 Jul 2026
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Project Hail Mary, as written by thirteen different authors- Edward Lear, Terry Goodkind, Geoffrey Willans, James Tiptree Jr, HP Lovecraft, Nancy Atherton, Susanna Clarke, PG Wodehouse, John Ringo, AG Swinburne, Sei Shonagon, Charlotte Perkins Gilman, and Charlotte Brontë.
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21 Jul 2026
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Jackson almost fucked it all up before it even really started. For the rest of his life, the memory was like the feeling of a car whizzing past him in the crosswalk, a bullet passing just overhead. Like his life had very nearly stopped, in an instant.
March was the one who made it weird. But somehow Healy was still the asshole.
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- Part 1 of Down to You
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15 Jul 2026
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it's okay, you're okay by orchidlattes
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Jul 2026
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Anyway, there isn’t a therapist on Erid who could work on me without a seminar. And even after a curriculum, a thesis, and a defense, it’d still be impossible to explain why I feel so goshdarn weird about the wheelchair.
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14 Jul 2026
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(n) evenness of mind, especially under stress.
Eva Stratt relives Project Hail Mary eight times.
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13 Jul 2026
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Blackmail. Illegal porn. Undercover at a gay bar. The Nice Guys sure are at it again.
“Porn? I can throw a rock in this neighborhood and I’m gonna break the window of a porn store.”
March gestured anxiously, waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Healy paused. “Ohhhhh. The nasty stuff. Whips and handcuffs. Girls and animals.”
“Close,” March said, grimacing. He really, really didn’t want to have to explain this. “Think more like…. Disco.”
“Disco?” Healy raised an eyebrow. “What, like the queer music? You think the back room of that store is full of porn for… For disco fans.” He nodded thoughtfully a couple of times. “And you’re an expert about this?”
For a second the whole world went white around the edges and March thought he might pass out. He was too sober for this conversation. What exactly had Healy noticed that morning, how obvious exactly had his full-body reaction to Healy’s hand on his neck been? “I was a happily married man!” March said, and as soon as it came out of his mouth he knew it was wrong. Too fast, too high-pitched, too loud.
Incriminating.
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11 Jul 2026
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I'm just about a moonlight mile on down the road by Moonshine_Dan, Synthyk (Moonshine_Dan)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
21 Jun 2026
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You are profoundly alone. You have been for a while. Suddenly, you aren't anymore, and you are struggling to be normal about it. Pooling strengths and weaknesses with the strange creature on its explosive-atmosphere ship might just be the only way to save both of your stars, but it might also lead to more than just strictly scientific discoveries, and neither of you are sure how to feel about that.
OR: The universe's most unlikely meet-cute.
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11 Jul 2026
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The Air That Cannot Boil and the Ocean That Does Not Freeze by theyhavenotyetinventedawordforwhatiam
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
06 Jul 2026
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Known to Rocky and Grace as both Chrysocolla and Adrian, 🎝♩♪🎝 has been waiting on Erid for a hope everybody else has given up on. Will their waiting pay off? Unbeknownst to them, their mate Opal is coming home with something in tow that nobody has ever seen before.
A playlist made for this story is linked here: Adrian's been lonely
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08 Jul 2026
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A comment is made in passing, and March is a detective by trade. He's never been good at leaving well enough alone.
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06 Jul 2026
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“…You serious?” Healy scoffed, disbelief nestled into the edges of his face. “Come on, March, that’s-“
“An in-depth investigation tactic,” March finished for him, brain too buzzed to think about any potential implications right now, “I work best when I’m in the zone.”
“And you want to get in the zone of someone I’m… Wooing?”
“You make it sound weird.”
Healy started to smile. Because of course he fucking did. “It is weird, March.”
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or: healy, supposedly, has more skill than march in the seduction department. like any seasoned p.i. worth their salt, march investigates this claim. thoroughly.
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03 Jul 2026
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“Doc broke a tube of something, inhaled it, then fell in the middle of the lab. He said it was someone else’s. Smelled sweet.”
Stratt swears about a paragraph worth of German profanity.
“You’ve got the shape of it,” Carl says when she’s done. “You know what that was?”
She presses hard at her temple. “It was an experimental drug to manipulate neurotransmitters,” she spits out, her consonants especially harsh. “Meant to help the crew in their comas by stabilizing hormonal output.”
“It was supposed to,” Carl echoes. “Does it?”
When Stratt shakes her head sharply, her hair falls from its loose braid. “The very opposite. It was an abject failure—an aphrodisiac. Very potent.”
“Uh oh,” Grace says dreamily.
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When Grace has an accident in the lab and ingests an aphrodisiac, Carl takes him to the only person he knows with a private room. Stratt gets them through it.
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02 Jul 2026
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Once his body left panic mode, really only a few seconds, and he was able to shake the last droplets of piss off of his soft cock, he turned fully to inspect where the fingers had appeared from.
There was a hole.
In the stall.
or: healy gets his soul sucked out at a bar that holland swears he doesn’t like
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02 Jul 2026
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Rocky's Guide to Alien-Pebble Care by Marz_Zero
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
26 Jun 2026
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"…How old is Grace, question?"
"S-six."
Grace's small, shaky voice confirmed his wild hypothesis with undeniable certainty. Grace was in the body and mind of a pebble, a new-hatch in an Eridian timeline, but still very very young even by earth standards... Oh god, Rocky couldn’t do this.
Rocky stumbles upon Grace curled up under his bed, shaking with fear, heartbeat erratic, and inexplicably, somehow, far too small.
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01 Jul 2026
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“But you said you didn’t have a word for – for forcing someone into reproduction?”
“No. Is different, but equivalent violation. Means, to force to sleep.”
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Or, Dr. Ryland Grace has yet to confront the choices taken from him. Eridian norms, ironically enough, force the issue.
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23 Jun 2026
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better than your best by Goldmonger
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
15 May 2026
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“Rocky, I’m here, okay? Come back to me, pal, please.”
Of course I will, I think, drawn to that voice, that strange, wobbling voice, which I care about without knowing exactly why, and I should – it makes me angry, not knowing – I should know –
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17 Jun 2026
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The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known by SerotoninShift
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
20 Jun 2026
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After the Taumoeba leak, after I decided to die after all and turned my ship around to save Rocky, after Rocky's frantic calculations about food supplies, Taumoeba multiplication rates, and human caloric intake needs, after we realized that with some rationing and luck I would make it, but that we were headed toward the unknown territory of trying to rapid-prototype me a life support system and synthetic food supply on an inhospitable planet: after all of that, after everything, I shouldn't have been surprised that it only took a few months on board the Hail Mary for things to get weird.
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- 10/10
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13 Jun 2026
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I'm Ryland Grace - AMA by sly_as_an_alpaca
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
12 Jul 2026
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What the title says. About 11 years ago (from my perspective; relativity is weird) I was launched into space onboard the Hail Mary to figure out a solution to the Astrophage problem. Now I live on an alien planet I call Erid, in the 40-Eridani system. Yes, I’m actually Ryland Grace. Ask me anything.
Also, can someone please tell me if Eva Stratt is alive? And ideally send me a video of you punching her in the face? Guess that’s a long shot, but it can’t hurt to ask.
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Grace and Rocky figure out how to connect to Earth's internet from Erid. They may not have thought this through.
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- 9/?
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10 Jun 2026
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The Scientific Method by Quarfield
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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Spraying chlorine gas into your best friend's cloaca. Just another freaking Friday night.
46 years really does a number on a guy. Grace is about to find out how, whether he likes it or not.
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- Part 1 of Sol's PHM fics (NSFW)
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- 17,029
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- 5/6
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01 Jun 2026