15 Works by thealienexchange
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3,000,000 years later, Holly does an updated run of the compatibility diagnostic.
Have you ever felt certain combinations never got enough screen time?
Here's every possible duo of the Red Dwarf main cast trapped in a lift. -
Stormy Weather by thealienexchange
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice
03 Nov 2022
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“Sing that one.. .”
My first songfic!
Lestat spends a sordid night and ponders addiction, adoration, and music. -
My Rotten Soldier, My Good Time Boy by thealienexchange
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
04 Apr 2022
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Staring deeply at a tangled sex next, Sean appears as though, no pun intended, he is reaching this end of his rope.
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Laszlo offers his and his good lady wife's services to help reignite Sean and Charmaine's struggling marriage. -
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All the fluff I cut out of 'Frozen Heart', a sweet interaction between Nandor and Guillermo about frost and family.
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My submission for the WWDITS Events Swap for @elayimart.
Prompts included "Winter gothic" and this quote:
“I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other.” -Mary ShelleyThis fic originally started more lighthearted, and it has a sequel where I put all the nice stuff, but for now:
A dive into the cruel and icy heart that vampires can possess. Is there a warmth deep down inside? If so, Guillermo is weary of looking for it. But in the solace of a snowy night in Staten Island, he reflects on the cold, and what it means to him.
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(Another fic written for my EXCO 030103 Fanfiction As Literature course)
Data and his assigned prisoner for the day discuss humanity, gender, and the concept of self-creation. -
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The first of many fics written for my EXCO 0301-03 'Fanfiction As Literature' class!
In a moment of, er, passion, Eggsy is caught red-handed flubbing some Swedish in the bedroom.
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A short drabble for Scumbag Monthly's upcoming Monster issue!
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Two Clowns Throw Down Down At Wu Chow's Chow Down Downtown Bao Chow'in Chow House by thealienexchange
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice (Cartoon 1989), Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice (1988)
22 Jul 2021
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Two beloved undead characters of the 80s discuss the past, present, and future of their depiction.
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Strange Bedfellows by thealienexchange, TheDastardlyDuo
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice: The Musical
05 Mar 2021
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5 years since the events of Beetlejuice, Lydia Deetz and the ghost with the most have struck up an unlikely partnership. One that might even keep the conniving bio-exorcist in check.
But as tensions run high with a new boy in the picture and parents breathing down her neck, she might yet learn the meaning of the old adage: "You can’t keep a good ghoul down". A tale chock-full of snakes, specters, and Satan, featuring a fashionable fortune teller, several beleaguered bartenders and vengeful prostitutes from another dimension...this is a new adventure Lydia Deetz won’t soon forget.
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In which we explore a world where Johnny Lawrence, ace degenerate, goes on his meds and attends group therapy to radically change his psychological self-destructive behavior...well, okay, he takes his meds. That's something right?
Unfortunately for him, the rocky road of antidepressants comes with a host of new challenges, both foreign and domestic. -
Their Eyes Were Watching God by fish_attorney, thealienexchange
Fandoms: Interview With the Vampire (1994), Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice
13 Jan 2021
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Louis has been completely ignoring Lestat for an entire week after a nasty fight. On this seventh day of being deprived of attention, Lestat gets desperate. Where is Claudia in all this, you ask? Let's just say she knows how to make an exit.
Chapters 1-2 are rated M for language and sexual references, whereas Chapter 3 is a shameless sex scene that is very much rated E for E-rotic and E-xtremely Gratuitous in true Ricean fashion. Proceed with caution, or, alternately, enthusiasm.
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A brief fix-it drabble where Arthur decided to pull his head out of his arse and stay with Sally to help take care of Gwen.
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Bastien und Bastienne by thealienexchange, TheDastardlyDuo
Fandoms: Amadeus (1984), Amadeus - National Theater Live
09 Aug 2020
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Snapshots into the private life of Constanze Weber Mozart and the little husband of her heart, for better or for worse.
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Dustin Pubsign And The Case Of The Hairy Dangle by thealienexchange, TheDastardlyDuo
Fandoms: One Man Two Guv'nors, One Man Two Guv'nors - Theater
04 May 2020
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"Maybe other men think you can play doubles and have your meat and veg at once. Spinach and tomatoes. Vanilla ice cream and buggery, roses AND violets, you understand. But me? I’ve never even looked at a man’s arse for longer than the appropriate two minutes.”
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Stanley Stubbers has a very loving wife, a very perfect anniversary, and very unresolved issues from public school.