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My Love's Got No Reflection by Serendipity_Stupidity
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Oct 2024
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“You could try talking to each other, old chap,” Laszlo suggests, sending him a wary glance over the top of his reading glasses.
“This happened because we talked to each other,” Guillermo says simply back, voice devoid of inflection, eyes staring sightlessly ahead as he dusts the shelves.
“Ah,” Laszlo hums, ever-cheerful. “Then, I suppose you’re fucked.”
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In the aftermath of the ceremony, Guillermo finds himself restless with questions unanswered and needs unmet. The ensuing confrontation with Nandor leads them both to admitting what they truly want.
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13 Nov 2024
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Loki was Mobius’s everything. His beginning and end. His glorious purpose. So when he’s forever parted from Loki, Mobius realizes that the next best thing is to move to New Asgard and try to connect with the family Loki had been forced to leave behind.
Or, the one where Mobius can’t sense Loki, but Love can, and she may just be what they need to bring them together across time and space.
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- Part 12 of love is pure gold and time a thief
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25 Aug 2024
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Ed's tattoos have stories to tell.
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“Now, close your eyes. Try not to think about anything.”
Stede wonders what kind of game this is, exactly. Ed’s skin is warm as ever under his hand and it’s silly, but he fancies he can feel the small crosses and pin-prick stars as warmer still, heating up against his palm.
The pulse in Ed’s thumb beats in time with the pulse in Stede’s wrist.
Ed starts to hum. It’s a low rumble, gently swooping between deep tones; the design under Stede’s hand gets hotter and hotter. It feels red and sharp. Stede feels the vibration of Ed’s humming inside him as though it’s coming from his own chest.
Stede’s eyes are closed but he sees—feels—knows the room around him is receding. The walls are rushing away. The gentle rocking isn’t the Revenge riding the ocean swell, but their bed floating amongst waves. He can smell a sharp sting of salt and feel a biting wind on his cheeks.
Ed speaks, but the humming doesn’t stop. “Can you see it?”
He can.
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Edward Teach is a fine dining chef at the top of his game, but he misses the old days when his food really made people feel something. Then he eats a strange ceviche from a mysterious new food truck, and his feelings are never the same again.
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10 Feb 2024
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Through the Back Door by zemph147
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV) RPF, New Zealand Actor RPF
12 Aug 2023
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Mary Bonnet and Stede Bonnet try anal play for the first time twenty years into their marriage. Things do not go as planned.
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- Part 2 of Under the Rocks and Stones
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- 3/3
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10 Feb 2024
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Stede Bonnet goes on vacation in the south of France and encounters a beautiful stranger on a nude beach.
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10 Feb 2024
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Calling the TVA Employee Benefits Helpline is one of Mobius’ least favorite things.
Without fail, each time he calls he ends up on hold. No matter how late it is in the cycle, he’s pretty much guaranteed to be stuck listening to the same echoing dreamy synth track on loop for upwards of thirty minutes to an hour.
Mobius gets stuck on hold. Loki… provides a distraction.
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06 Feb 2024
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The core concepts had always seemed fairly simple to Stede: block like that, swing like this, try not to get stabbed. Izzy made it look infinitely more complicated and somehow, too easy. He moved like water, without hesitation.
Izzy decides Stede needs proper swordplay lessons.
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- 10/10
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25 Dec 2023
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Prince Stede of Bonnet is en route to be married to the King of Low when his ship is overtaken by pirates. Stede offers himself up to the Dread Pirate Blackbeard in exchange for freeing the rest of his people. He does not expect Blackbeard to propose marriage as a part of their agreement, but if it is a choice between the kind of monster Ned is and the kind of monster Blackbeard is, that is an exceedingly easy choice to make.
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15 Dec 2023
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One shot PWP canon-divergent after The Curse of the Seafaring Life
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08 Dec 2023
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29 Nov 2023
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Under the Rocks and Stones by zemph147
Fandom New Zealand Actor RPF, Our Flag Means Death (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV) RPF
12 Aug 2023
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12 Nov 2023
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Izzy rubbed a finger against the little tattoo under his eye, and remembered the promise he’d made a lifetime ago, to a young man with fire and smoke in his eyes and a beard as black as ink. A promise of devotion, of mine, yours, until the bitter end.
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- 9/9
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17 Oct 2023
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WAS (Wet Ass Squssy) by CartoonMayor, ghostalservice, mossgroves
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Jan 2024
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20 Sep 2023
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"I'm not going to hurt you," Stede said quietly. "I came to tend your wounds."
The demon raised his head then, and Stede finally saw his face. He had a strong brow, a short, silvering beard to match the long hair that hung around his naked shoulders, piercing brown eyes that somehow seemed to burn as they regarded Stede with suspicion, wild and powerful, unlike anything he had ever seen before.
He was beautiful. And that was the trickery of him, wasn't it? But Stede couldn't help but feel that someone like him could only have been shaped and sculpted by divine hands.
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Ed is a demon that Stede's monastery summoned and trapped in their garden. Stede is a novice monk that is tasked with caring for him and must not open the garden gate under any circumstances. But as the friendship and attraction between the demon and the novice grows, Stede finds himself shocked by his own desires.
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- Part 1 of Divine and Damned
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21 Jul 2023
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21 Jul 2023
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Izzy still doesn't precisely know how to feel about work this morning, but it's somewhere between scorn and dread.
He's already encountered the new General Manager's influence; Edward's unilateral decision last week to change his signature block to read co-General Manager, for fuck's sake, which Izzy had had to push back on. Izzy's also had actual contact with him; brief, over Teams. His impression of the man wasn't precisely flattering.
Day one of the High Income Tax Policy and Enforcement Branch, and Izzy doesn't really have any idea what to expect.
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Israel Hands has been the Executive Officer to Edward Teach, General Manager of High Income Tax Enforcement, for a long time. He knows this job, he knows Edward, and he knows how to keep his life separate from work - for the most part.
And then the branch is restructured to include Stede Bonnet, General Manager of Tax Policy, and his team of fucking clowns. Suddenly Izzy has two bosses, irritating coworkers, and a rapidly disintegrating line between the personal and the professional.
Not to mention Edward's behaving more erratically than usual.
(It's a romcom).
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- Part 2 of no new year's resolution
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- English
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- 76,444
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- 9/9
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05 Jul 2023
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Guillermo's eyes are an inky, smoky black and he has two little holes in his throat and Nandor would do anything to wake him up.
Anything.
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29 Jun 2023
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Try Me Once More by Mackaley
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Mar 2020
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“Actually, can you do me a favor? No tempting. No sins. Just a way for us to spend some time together while I finish what I need to do.”
Aziraphale considered it and then nodded. “Well, I don’t see why not.”
“Can you pretend to be my wife?”
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Or, 9 Times They Get Married + 2 Times It Was Actually Real.
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- 42,142
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- 15/15
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15 Jun 2023
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Stede is divorced, rebuilding a life in the UK and working at Jim's non-profit community centre. His 6-month stay is running out and, well, turns out a fake marriage is an option to stay, because tropes are fun. Ed's got his own shit going on, you'll find out more in later chapters, but he thinks a sham marriage to this weird guy is probably going to at least be a bit of a laugh. Will update weekly.
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“No, no, absolutely not, Lucius, you didn’t tell me he looked like that!”
“I don’t know what you mean.”
“Lucius!” Stede hisses. “He’s gorgeous, we are not doing this!”
Lucius is saying something but Stede honestly has no idea what it is because blood is pounding in his ears and the pub has almost entirely emptied and this night has very much gotten away from him and the most stunningly beautiful man has just walked in. And Stede has had four glasses of horrible wine and god, all that leather, and Christ almighty, look at his hair. His hair.
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12 Jun 2023