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  1. 17

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    The other explanation for why All for One was lurking around Kotaro Shimura.

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  2. 1

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    Ian, Dave, JYP, and Gerard get chipwrecked on a desert island. What will they do to pass the time?
    Huge trigger warning for:
    suicide
    gender dysphoria
    rape
    trauma
    mildly abusive relationships
    murder and violence
    alcoholism
    self harm

    Gerard:https://i.redd.it/1y4o87va25h91.jpg
    JYP:https://64.media.tumblr.com/7e8349a88ef0f139aeb642f086cb4723/tumblr_oq71wpR1vp1w82zjbo1_500.jpg
    Dave: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/alvin/images/b/b3/Dave_on_the_Beach.png/revision/latest?cb=20140810152828
    Ian:https://spongey444.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/alvin-sucks.png?w=584&h=328

    i am losing my sanity

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  3. 29

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    In which Ichigo distracts and confuses Shinigami, and several people sustain injury. CRACK.

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  4. 47

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    ~ Eddie's smirk turning quickly into a widespread grin when he saw the look of adoration on his beloved's face. That had to be the biggest smile he'd seen on Steve's face yet, blowing him a kiss after seeing Steve mouth the words 'I love you' from the crowd. He didn't know how or why he'd ended up so lucky and he seriously didn't understand why his performing had such a hold on Steve, but if this is all it took to have this man look at him the way he did, he'd sing and dance and play his guitar until his fingers bled and his lungs gave out. Their whirlwind romance flashing before his eyes while he was on that stage and god damn, he never anticipated he'd be so happy that Steve Harrington was his ride home that Friday afternoon. ~

     

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    Steve and Eddie spontaneously fall in love and it’s pretty much Dustin’s fault.

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  5. 44

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    After the attack on the Potter’s house Voldemort was widely regarded as being defeated. James and Lily Potter recovered from the attack, but of their twins, Harry had depleted his core to a critical level, his twin brother Henry slept through the entire thing.

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  6. 40

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    This story happened because I saw this in my Tumblr feed and thought, why not?
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    What if a mistake leads to a different kind of story in the world of Ice and Fire?

    Imagine jousting under the bright noon sun and your opponents are covered in shining metal steel that is reflecting all the sun into your eyes. And now Rhaegar Targaryen is trying to peer into the stands - and the stands are shaded by draperies, so he squints and still struggles to make out who is who - he intends to gift the flower crown to the Stark daughter, but ends up passing it to Ned Stark instead…

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    • 04 Dec 2025

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      https://archiveofourown.org/works/43990251
      It All Started From An Accident by MARVEL_DC_HEART_THROBS

      Ch 5

       

      Okay so. Adding the first few tags purely because of the added Tumblr post. I dunno if the tags I'll add will fit the actual fic. But just that little tidbit is fucking hilarious - lol k just started reading and I didn't have to worry, tags fit lmao and adding crack

       

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      Robert was cackling in the background and Lyanna was glaring at him as if he stole the prince from her. It was honestly devolving into a disaster and Ned was mentally counting from one to ten--trying to calm himself from killing anyone--as he gave a graciously stunning smile to the prince as he accepted the wreath. Lady Jeyne Royce would have been proud of how he was acting...All those lessons on how to be a fine lady of the court that he was made to attend were working.
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      "Oh. c'mon, Ned," the heir of Storm's End whined. "If the prince is going to court you, shouldn't it be useful enough to protect you? I mean, a small lie would matter little if Prince Rhaegar himself wants you as his concubine."

      Ned pinched the bridge of his nose. "You're going to start a fucking scandal. That's what you did."
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      So cracky yet involved angst in a plausible way

      Interesting twist tho, I mean, sure? I er, sure

       

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      Ned knew it was wrong; murder and death were something they should never be nonchalant about. But after living for so long the way he was and his adopted family readily shedding blood and ending lives for him, he became accustomed to it. He grew used to knowing Lady Jeyne, his adoptive mother, would poison or arrange accidents for anyone hurting or saying anything bad towards him. He accepted that Robert would readily fight, torture, and murder anyone for him. Lastly, he realized that Lord Jon Arryn, his adoptive father, was capable of ordering someone to their deaths if need be. This ultimately led to Ned becoming *like this* -- being somewhat callous and indifferent about the fact that he may have signed Lyanna's incoming death sentence.
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      "You were dead?!"

      "I was," Ned nonchalantly stated as he continued, "But that's not the point."

      "You died!" Robert shouted as he stomped his way back to the shorter man.

      "It hardly matters now." Ned crossed his arms. "I was dead but I'm now alive."

      "But--"
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      "Ned!" The figure of a frantic silver-haired prince ran towards the man on the floor. Behind Rhaegar was Arthur Dayne and the man had a cold mask on his face. Those violet eyes of his darkened as what concealed anger he held escaped at the sight of Ned's battered figure.

      "Those fools," the Sword of the Morning snarled. "To hurt the Crown Prince's Consort."

      "I'm fine, guys," Ned addressed as Rhaegar pulled him into his embrace. His face scrunched as he suppressed making a sound at the rough handling he received.

      "Fine!? Robert told me you were nearly dead!" Rhaegar had Ned's face in his hands. The embroidery hoop that the Northman was using was then discarded on the floor.

      Watching the proceedings, Robert thought his cousin might as well hear what he and Ned were just discussing. "Ned just told me that Benjen found him dead and it was half a day later after being found in the tombs of Laenor and Lucerys Velaryon did he come back."

      "What???" The two newcomers chorused.
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  7. 58

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    Send in your coupons for the chance to win a faboulous prize! We at ACME have everything you could possibly want and more!
    Satisfaction guaranteed!*

    * Warning: No Money back guarantee included. We'd apologize for this inconvenience but you probably did not finish reading the fine print anyway.

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  8. 21

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    A collection of snapshots of Nie Huaisang doing what he does best.....being the greatest little shit to exist.

    OR Nie Huaisang shenanigans in which he is obnoxious and too smart for his own good.

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  10. 1

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    Join Will Wood, Tom Waits, the Doobie Brothers, and Steely Dan as they embark on an amazing highschool adventure at FART, the Fagen Academy of Rural Tennessee. As they tackle junior year, they meet a colorful cast of individuals and make lifelong bonds that will test their relationships, friendships, and mental stability. Un Operachi Romantico in Two Acts.

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    Din Djarin had never brought a new convert to the Way before. For as long as he could remember, redemption had been impossible. The Living Waters changed everything.

    Bo-Katan lived, perhaps temporarily, under the Way. It was different from what she had once learned as a member of Death Watch.

    With Tatooine firmly beneath his heel, Boba Fett had more than enough time to aid the Mandalorian. He would bet his rancor that the man didn't understand the legend that he was becoming.

    Or: Djarin unites the Mandalorians without meaning to, unintentionally causes a religious revival, and accidentally becomes the bestest Mand'alor to ever Mand'alor. Because that's the ridiculous and absurd crack my heart wants.

    (On hiatus)

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    Iruma was knocked in the head when he was brought into the demon world. He woke up with a voice in his head, who called itself the Demon King Derkila. The advices it gives is a little bit too concerning but Iruma thinks he can handle this. Or can he? Read to find out.

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    Everyone dies eventually, right? Wrong....but that doesn't mean those who can't die can't have some fun. Death is bored of the same routine and decides his Master must be too. He also thinks it is time to mess with Dumbledore and knows that is his master's favorite thing to do. Yep, time to mess with a timeline and Time, herself.

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  14. 38

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    An AU in which the demigods are a normal suburban family. The more things change, the more they stay the same. Morgott takes a vacation and everything goes to hell. Ranni and Marika are both still agents of chaos. Radahn and Malenia agree to a charity boxing match which quickly turns personal. Miquella is the only adult in the room. Maliketh is to life coaches what Cobra Bubbles is to social workers. Radagon is in a recovering-from-Marika support group. Millicent is just kind of there. Shabriri Grapes is an MLM.

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    Takemichi:Don't you have somewhere to be?

    Kisaki: No. Where?

    Takemichi: Idk standing in traffic maybe?

     

    ➳ Another chat fic bc I still thirst for content except im a chameleon that pretends to be funny and my memory sucks

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  17. 66

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    Tom should have noticed the first red flag.
    Augustus, who was tasked with setting up the laptop and projector, was lying on the floor, tangled in a heap of wires.
    “My Lord!” he cried. “Tell them. Please, tell them!”
    “Tell what to whom?” Tom asked, confused.
    “Tell the evil serpents to let me go!”
    Tom blinked. “Those are not serpents, you absolute twat. Those are cables! Get yourself together, or I swear I’ll Kedavra you.”
    Starting on a threatening note wasn’t his intention.

     

    Despite months of planning, plenty of slides and post-it notes, The Annual Death Eater Corporate Strategy retreat is a complete disaster.

    Until an uninvited external consultant appears.

    He seems to be so helpful that Tom just cannot help himself.

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    "So…how do you want to do this? Mouths, hands, or do you wanna fuck?"

    The other Steve gulps. "I mean, I’ve never fucked a guy, but... I'd like to try."

    "I can definitely fuck you if you want, but first, if you’re into it, I kinda, really want you to pick me up and fuck me against a wall."

     

    Alternate versions of Steve keep showing up in their house, and there's only one way to get rid of them. 

    (hint: it's sex)

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  19. 5

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    The Trump x Biden debate but make it BakuDeku. Your welcome.
    Bakugou is Trump and Izuku is Joe

    (FBI this is for jokes only!! Do not come and find me! Ty.)

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    • 03 Dec 2025

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      this...is absolute cinema...
      the au ive always wanted. thank you so much for making this.
      one of the best works ive ever read.

    • 27 Jul 2024

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      What the fuck did i just read
      Joe and biden bkdk crossover

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      NOT CASUAL

       

      Knee deep in the passenger seat, and you're eating me out
      Is it casual now?
      Two weeks, and your mom invites me to her house on Long Beach
      Is it casual now?
      I know what you tell your friends
      It's casual, if it's casual now
      Then, baby, get me off again
      If it's casual

      It's hard being casual
      When my favorite bra lives in your dresser
      And it's hard being casual
      When I'm on the phone talking down your sister
      And I try to be the chill girl
      That holds her tongue and gives you space
      I try to be the chill girl
      But honestly, I'm not

      Knee deep in the passenger seat, and you're eating me out
      Two weeks, and your mom invites me to her Long Beach house
      I know what you tell your friends
      Baby, get me off again
      I fucked you in the bathroom when we went to dinner
      Your parents at the table, you wonder why I'm bitter
      Bragging to your friends, I get off when you hit it
      I hate to tell the truth, but I'm sorry, dude, you didn't
      I hate that I let this drag on so long, now I hate myself
      Hate that I let this drag on so long, you can go to hell

       

      BRO MIRISHIMA I LOVE YOU BUT NO GET AWAY, TOGA NOO OCHAKO :((
      bakudeku, BAKUGO I SWEAR WHEN I FIND YOU
      IZUKU IM AFTER YOURASS

  20. 21

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    It was time.

    "Listen up you fuck wads!" He exclaimed, leaning close to the camera. "Someone, and by someone, I mean my idiot boyfriend, sent me a picture of his fucking fursona pointing a gun at me. And it said, 'show us what's inside the fridge Zoro!"

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