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In terms of sense...this makes no sense. by chongyvnz
Fandoms: 東京卍リベンジャーズ | Tokyo Revengers (Anime), 東京卍リベンジャーズ | Tokyo Revengers (Manga), 東京卍リベンジャ−ズ〜場地圭介からの手紙〜 | Tokyo Revengers: A Letter from Baji Keisuke (Manga)
19 Dec 2025
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Takemichi:Don't you have somewhere to be?
Kisaki: No. Where?
Takemichi: Idk standing in traffic maybe?
➳ Another chat fic bc I still thirst for content except im a chameleon that pretends to be funny and my memory sucks
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- Part 1 of ITOS...TMNS
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Reading this at 2 AM is both a good and horrible idea, but now I'm wheezing.
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Harry Potter and the transformation of the Dark Lord’s business model by ferocious_mermaid
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Feb 2025
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Tom should have noticed the first red flag.
Augustus, who was tasked with setting up the laptop and projector, was lying on the floor, tangled in a heap of wires.
“My Lord!” he cried. “Tell them. Please, tell them!”
“Tell what to whom?” Tom asked, confused.
“Tell the evil serpents to let me go!”
Tom blinked. “Those are not serpents, you absolute twat. Those are cables! Get yourself together, or I swear I’ll Kedavra you.”
Starting on a threatening note wasn’t his intention.Despite months of planning, plenty of slides and post-it notes, The Annual Death Eater Corporate Strategy retreat is a complete disaster.
Until an uninvited external consultant appears.
He seems to be so helpful that Tom just cannot help himself.
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"So…how do you want to do this? Mouths, hands, or do you wanna fuck?"
The other Steve gulps. "I mean, I’ve never fucked a guy, but... I'd like to try."
"I can definitely fuck you if you want, but first, if you’re into it, I kinda, really want you to pick me up and fuck me against a wall."
Alternate versions of Steve keep showing up in their house, and there's only one way to get rid of them.
(hint: it's sex)
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- Part 1 of the steve-verse
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Which Could Mean Nothing? by ilykmri
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
18 Jul 2024
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The Trump x Biden debate but make it BakuDeku. Your welcome.
Bakugou is Trump and Izuku is Joe(FBI this is for jokes only!! Do not come and find me! Ty.)
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this...is absolute cinema...
the au ive always wanted. thank you so much for making this.
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NOT CASUAL
Knee deep in the passenger seat, and you're eating me out
Is it casual now?
Two weeks, and your mom invites me to her house on Long Beach
Is it casual now?
I know what you tell your friends
It's casual, if it's casual now
Then, baby, get me off again
If it's casualIt's hard being casual
When my favorite bra lives in your dresser
And it's hard being casual
When I'm on the phone talking down your sister
And I try to be the chill girl
That holds her tongue and gives you space
I try to be the chill girl
But honestly, I'm notKnee deep in the passenger seat, and you're eating me out
Two weeks, and your mom invites me to her Long Beach house
I know what you tell your friends
Baby, get me off again
I fucked you in the bathroom when we went to dinner
Your parents at the table, you wonder why I'm bitter
Bragging to your friends, I get off when you hit it
I hate to tell the truth, but I'm sorry, dude, you didn't
I hate that I let this drag on so long, now I hate myself
Hate that I let this drag on so long, you can go to hellBRO MIRISHIMA I LOVE YOU BUT NO GET AWAY, TOGA NOO OCHAKO :((
bakudeku, BAKUGO I SWEAR WHEN I FIND YOU
IZUKU IM AFTER YOURASS
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It was time.
"Listen up you fuck wads!" He exclaimed, leaning close to the camera. "Someone, and by someone, I mean my idiot boyfriend, sent me a picture of his fucking fursona pointing a gun at me. And it said, 'show us what's inside the fridge Zoro!"
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- Part 57 of One Piece One Shots and Drabbles
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dun DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNN
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I wish I could say this was from a random prompt generator, but I actually came up with it myself. I am hopeless. Jowan never asked to be born a mage, Fenris never asked to be born a slave. When fate intertwines their lives, what will become of everyone's favorite Broody Elf and Blood Mage. Such a crack!Pairing. Rated for slavery and violence/torture, and the non/con tag is there jut to be safe. Danarius is a pretty brutal character after all and in chapters involving him there are bound to be references to non-consensual situations. Chapters which include these situations will have warnings, of course. I may continue this story through the end of DA2 but please be prepared for some time skips! :)
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The secret Merlin was hiding was something even his mother didn’t know about. It was something that happened a year before he came to Camelot. He was young and wanted to see the world that was further away from Ealdor.
So he went.
Got into shit.
Came back and went to Camelot.
Saved the prince's life, became his manservant and later lover.
Life was good.
But the past decided to bite him in the ass.
Problems just loved him too much.
And someone is screaming daddy, but who?
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Regina Rules by georgeheffley (laughingestlaugherwhoeverlaughed)
Fandoms: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017), Mean Girls (2004)
15 Dec 2025
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Rodrick Heffley has the feeling this is going to be an epic year. Just two more years of high school, then he's on his way to striking a record deal and touring the world with his band. This would be an epic year for Regina George, if it weren't for the new girl, Heather Hills, threatening to claim her position as Northshore High's queen bee. What's worse is that Rodrick can't seem to stay out of Regina's lane, despite all of the warnings she's given him. But when Regina impulsively (and drunkenly) kisses Rodrick at his house party, her world begins to crumble... though she finds out quickly that she might not actually mind that at all.
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but grandma i love him! (and him and him and him and him) by loveppears (108am)
Fandoms: 恋与深空 | Love and Deepspace (Video Game)
07 Jan 2025
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5 times Grandma Josephine meets your boyfriend + 1 time she meets your boyfriends.
Or: AU where everything is the exact same, but Grandma Josephine lives, but wishes she didn’t so she doesn’t have to know how much of a hoe her granddaughter is.
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Bestowal: What Ifs by Dragon_Trove
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
14 Jun 2025
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A companion piece to my fic Bestowal. An absurd collection of short 'What If' scenarios, based on how things could have gone differently. This will be absolute nonsense 99% of the time, and will follow the rule of funny far more closely than any rules I have set up in the original fic itself.
Read at the risk of your braincells.
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- Part 2 of Bestowal
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Ned, you're a stupid bitch by Corporate_Blood
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
01 Oct 2020
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This is Ned Stark from AGOT. He is about to tell the Queen that he knows about her incestuous affair and that her children are illegitimate, leading to his death. This fate could have been avoided if he had a Sassy Gay Friend.
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- Part 1 of Sassy Gay Friend saves Westeros
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in a room full of people i look for you
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in which regina can’t help but look for him.
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Then, Young-il—In-ho—paused—just long enough for effect. He blinked rapidly, feigning slight embarrassment, his tongue darting out quickly to wet his lips. “And, well… we might need to sleep… closer together to share body heat.”
The others froze—not from the cold, but from that statement.
Jun-hee let out a small, nervous cough, suddenly very interested in her shoes.
Dae-ho made a strangled noise. “...I—uh—what?”
Jung-bae, however, whipped his head around so fast it was a miracle he did not snap his own neck. “Wait. You want us to do what?”
Gi-hun, still processing the sudden shift in energy, stared at Young-il, his face now flaming. He could have sworn—just before the other man had made that statement—he had been looking right at him.
Or: In-ho, posing as fellow player Young-il, devises increasingly ridiculous ways to get closer to Gi-hun.
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PPPPPPEEAAKAKKKKKKKKKJJJJJ MADE ONCE AGAIN BBY BANGS COFFEE FANDOMS WHO CHEERED AUGHHHHFHFHGHFGHFHGFGHFFHGHHHHHHGGG PPPPEPAAKAKKKKK
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“You’re quite the pretty little thing,” Akechi murmured appreciatively as he tucked a strand of onyx curls behind his ear to get a better look at him. Akira merely whined and canted his hips desperately for any source of friction. “If you’re a good enough fuck, maybe I’ll keep you around instead. Would you like that?”
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In which Alex and Thomas are colleagues and award-winning radio hosts engaging in active public
feuding,flirting, hair pulling (depending on who you ask).A carefully compiled chronicle of social media messaging, recounting the chaos, speculation and ill-advised blowjobs that ensue.
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The fic I've been lovingly calling, "chatfic on acid."
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- Part 1 of A Face For Radio
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chairwoman √ by Imgay_forFictionalCharacters
Fandoms: 나 혼자만 레벨업 | Solo Leveling (Webcomic)
31 Dec 2022
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In which Jinwoo Travel through a Different Dimension that is similar to her own dimension.
wait-
HER?!
Instead Of being a he Jinwoo found herself in a Female Version of herself.so Jinwoo is a girl in this dimension
strange right? but wait.
sung jinwoo is not SUNG JINWOO.
Instead, of being the Head and the son of the sung family. she was now the Granddaughter of Go Gunhee, Yes. Go Gunhee. the Chairman of the Korean Hunter Association.
somehow Jinwoo family didnt exist in this dimension.
Waking Up in a Female version of yourself and knowing that your not a sung anymore but morelikely the "Chairman's Princess"one thing come to Jinwoo's mind.
why. THE FCK DID THE RULERS SEND HER HERE AS A VACATION.The Rulers, don't know either.
Now!
let's join Jinwoo on her so called vacation on a different dimension that is similar to her's, kicking everyone butt like a badass and accidently becoming the chairwoman of The Korean Hunter Association and starting to make a harem of S-ranks (& jincchul) for herself. -
The Principal's Family by Soulthatneedshelp
Fandoms: 妖怪学校の先生はじめました | Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita | A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! (Manga)
07 May 2025
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The principal of Hyakki Academy [name unknown] was unmarried, yet he had three sons in his household, along with another man who came and went as he pleased.
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This is a crack fic, in short we have 4 Douman (The principal, Ashiya, Acchan, and little Douman) and 4 Ranmaru (The captain, Suzaku, Ranchan, and Ranmaru) in this story
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Harry Potter AU's cause canon needs a bit of spice. If you have a prompt/another au idea feel free to let me know and I might do a oneshot if it's intersting enough.
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Ball and Chain by Seithr03
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers: Beast Wars (Cartoon)
02 Aug 2025
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Gimme-Chan:
Crack plot bunny to work with:
Prowl is assigned as an ambassador to a foreign territory. Unlike Praxus or Iacon, this territory still practices slavery. This practice disturbs Prowl even though the slaves seem very happy. Being ambassador, Prowl is required to live in the territory to help push a truce and ease communication concerns. As he is settling in, the Emperor shows up at his door with yet another gift, a slave just for him. Prowl reluctantly accepts the gift slave, unsure of how to deal with this situation as he's not about to use a slave.
Jazz (said gift slave) is thrilled with his new master, who is handsome, exotic, kind, and soft-spoken. He's more than eager to show his appreciation. However, Prowl won't let him do everything like he should, and what's more frustrating, Prowl seems determined to keep something between them at all times, usually furniture. But Jazz is just as determined to please his master in every way possible.
Breem = a minute
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Prowl: slavery is a wretched abuse of human autonomy and rights with unbalanced power dynamics!
Jazz: MY master~