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  1. 66

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    "I've always had pupils, Blitz."

    "Well, yeah, I've seen 'em once or twice before, but you didn't always have them all the time, right?"

    Stolas looked briefly at the ceiling, then back at him. It took a second for Blitzø to realize that this was the first time he'd ever seen Stolas roll his eyes - or at least, the first time he'd actually been able to tell. "Well, of course they're always there. They always have been. How else do you think I'm able to see?"

    "You're fucking with me, right?"

    --

    Stolas deals with the pains of adjusting to his new life, and Blitzø does his best to help.

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  2. 43

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    All of my Stolitz one-shots that are otherwise stand alone fics.

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  3. 68

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    He froze when he saw the caller ID.

    ‘Wrld’s Sexiest Sekretary (Stols Wurk Fone)’

    And Satan’s Taint was he fuckin’ whipped because he answered the damn phone immediately.

    Donning the most convincing casual voice anyone ever conjured that was absolutely convincing and not strained at all, he said, “Heeeeeey, Stolaaas! How’s it going?”

    “Um, hello,” Stolas’ nervous, soft voice came from the other end, and Blitz had to stomp the lightness in his chest right the fuck back down, first and foremost because it was lame, and secondly because they were currently in a vicious firefight.

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    Title changed because it started as a bunch of oneshots but now it has a plot lol.

    Basically just my brain running rampant on things that could theoretically happen in season 3

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  4. 27

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    They've had this fight probably a million times already since Stolas moved in.

    The one where Stolas tries to exist as little as possible in an attempt not to be a burden. The one where Blitzø pretends he's not spiraling deeper into a panic attack while desperately trying not to be a monster.

    This time, it started with burned tacos and two hours of sleep.

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  5. 40

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    "Ever has it grown on the tombs of my forebears. Now it shall cover the grave of my son. Alas, that these evil days should be mine. The young perish and the old linger…"

    – Theoden King of Rohan, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (J.R.R. Tolkien)


    No parent should have to bury their child. But Millie & Moxxie are forced to.

    This is what happens after.

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  6. 13

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    A series of any oneshots I write that take place after Seasons 2 of Helluva Boss. These ones will exist within the same 'timeline', and be canon-compliant as of the end of Season 2!

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  7. 37

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    Ever since he was a child, Stolas has dreamed of his very own perfect, fairytale romance.

    Instead, he got Blitzø.

    And in the end Stolas wouldn't change a thing.

    OR: Blitzø tries to give Stolas a romcom.

    Written for StolitzWeek 2025, Prompt Valentine’s Day

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  8. 36

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    An AU where Stolas and Blitzø remained friends after they first met but things get complicated because they are a complicated bunch.

    And sadly, their kids were mixed up in the drama.

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  9. 23

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    He doesn’t know how much time has passed.

    It may have been hours, weeks, or perhaps time itself had stopped just on that van, but kept going for everyone else.

    At first, the imp could hear the chatter and laughter in the distance as Verosika’s song burst through his radio. The joy of the people he screwed over accompanied by those very specific song lyrics were such a good fucking match that he couldn’t help but think this had to be some kind of sick joke.

    But even though it had been written about him, Verosika’s song would still play on the radio, had he been there to listen to it or not. And even though he was the subject of the gathering, those people weren’t laughing at him. They were just having a good time.

    It was a party after all.

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  10. 10

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    Blitz can only describe his current situation in one fucking way:
    Pure. Luck.

    That is, being saved from death, from the judgment of Satan himself? Someway somehow solving all of his problems with Stolas and actually end up living under the same roof...? Become the city's fucking hero??

    Is he dreaming?

    But while he tries to come to terms with everything that's happened so far, the imp still has a more important duty to fulfill: making sure his beloved owl gets over the massive bout of depression he's having right now and (hopefully) helping him adjust to his new life outside of Royalty.

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  11. 11

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    He’d been trying to act all cool and casual about this date thing, but inside, he feels like his heart is only a few beats away from bursting right out of his chest. He has to get it right this time; no more fucking up. 

    And most importantly, this had to go a million times better than that cursed night at Ozzie’s. If either of them left this night in tears, Blitz would never forgive himself. He refuses to let his stupidity ever break Stolas’ fragile heart again. 

    He’s not a fool. He knows if he drops the fucking ball one more time, he might not get another chance at this.

    They’ve been so close lately, closer than they ever were before. Sure, a part of Blitz missed the…physical connection they shared before, but it was nothing compared to this. The talking, the cuddling, the cooking and eating together, the constant presence, the hugs. It was all…amazing. Blitz never allowed anyone to get this close to him before, but with Stolas, it just came naturally. 

    Or, Blitz and Stolas go on a date and actually communicate (for once in their lives)

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  12. 76

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    Blitz has never seen Stolas break down and let out his obviously bottled up rage and despair. As a means of physical and emotional therapy he brings Stolas to a rageroom and it goes about as well as you think it does.

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  13. 11

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    A collection of the longer stories of Post-Apology Tour Stolas and Blitz trying to figure out how to be friends and eventually start a real relationship together.

    All of these are stand alone and don't really have to be read in any order, the only ones that have a "timestamp" are "Coffee...Date?" which happens a few months after "Friday" or the episodes Full Moon/Apology tour. All the others are set at some point after that.

    Hope you all enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them!!
    ♥♥♥♥♥

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  14. 91

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    Blitzø opens up to Fizz about everything after asking for help with the crystal.
    After their talk, he finds himself in an unexpected situation and has to face his feelings for a certain owl prince.
    Initially things don’t seem to start off well, but then a little twist changes everything.

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  15. 2

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    A set of stories set in a branched-off universe post-Apology Tour, where Blitzø's friends took action and roped him and Stolas back together . . . quite literally.

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  16. 8

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    This series is set in an AU where BDSM is the norm and individuals are classified as Dominants (Doms), submissives (subs), or switches. These classifications don't always translate into something sexual and aren't fully developed until they reach majority.
    The series covers themes such as:
    • Healthy and unhealthy D/s dynamics.
    • Explicit and Implicit Consent, and how it matters even in marriages.
    • Domestic Violence
    • Fictious Societal racism, speciesism, and inequality.
    • Everyone has issues. They are in Hell and none of them are good.

    Important notes to consider:
    • Stolas and Stella have a more dysfunctional marriage than in canon.
    • Stolas believes his relationship is he norm until his reencounter with Blitzø.
    • Together, they rebuild bridges and learn to process trauma and heal.
    • The series deals with prior and post-divorce stories

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  17. 28

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    ''If someone could read Blitz’s thoughts right now, they would think he was the biggest asshole that had ever assholed in the seven rings of hell. And he just might be, if he’s being completely honest.

    Stolas is sleeping on the couch, looking just as miserable as he has been for the past several weeks since the trial.

    It should make Blitz sad, to see him like this. He should be crying with him, crying until the tears stop running because the bird he cares about is miserable. But he just can’t.

    Of course it hurts to see Stolas hurting, of course it makes his guts twist that he can’t even muster a smile on most days. But Blitz would be lying if he said that he didn’t enjoy having Stolas here, to be able to see him, smell him, be around him.''

     

    Or: Stolas is coping after the events of mastermind and sinsmas, meanwhile growing closer to Blitz and the rest of the I.M.P who welcomes him with open arms.

    Note: As the tags state, there is a smut scene in this fanfic, but it is entirely skippable in case you don't want to read it. There will be a clear marker for the start of the scene and for the end of it. If you choose to skip the smut scene, you will only miss the smut. Nothing else. Cheers!

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  18. 42

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    “O-oh! Well…I…” Stolas stutters, voice small, seemingly finding it impossible to find the right words. Blitz doesn’t rush him, figuring the owl’s drunk state was playing a part in his loss for words.  “Well, to put it simply…no one had ever…held me before Sinsmas.”

    Blitz raises his head from where it was slumped ungracefully on the back of the couch, his brain hardly registering the words as Stolas whispers them into existence. His attention snapped from the television to the bird beside him.

    “What?” He manages, squinting.

    Or, after a few drinks and vulnerability being a bit more present than usual, Stolas confesses something he wouldn't normally. Blitz makes it his mission to give his birdie the affection he's been deprived of.

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  19. 12

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    There were nights when Stolas would wake up from a nightmare and reach his arms out to Blitz with teary eyes, and the imp knew what he had been dreaming, for he had similar nightmares.
    Without a word, he would curl up on the cramped couch beside the lanky bird, snuggling in his arms until they both drifted off, Stolas' gentle breath bouncing between Blitz’s horns, his lips grazing the top of the imp's head.

    In the morning, they wouldn’t talk about it. They didn’t need to.

    They had almost lost each other. That pain was something that there were no words for. Even if there were, this was not the time. They would talk about it, they would. Blitz would make sure of it. For now, though, holding each other through the fear was enough.

    Or, Blitz has a lot of unresolved issues and feelings after the events of Mastermind and Sinsmas. He's beginning to realize he can't run from them forever, but he doesn't have to face them alone either.

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  20. 10

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    Stolas does his best to settle into his new life, but the people of IMP City don't make it easy for him. He is injured during the daily coffee order, what happens next?

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