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    Emily @emilystwitterstuff21

    Shane Hollander being a physically and emotionally abusive boyfriend was not on my bingo card this year. What the fuck is going on??

    Clara @hockeyfan101

    Of all hockey players it's SHANE HOLLANDER??? The golden boy of the NHL that does no wrong?? Omg. Istg men are trash.

    Or: everyone thinks Shane abuses his girlfriend Lily, and Yuna Hollander is not at all amused about, while Shane is just upset that his parents have such an issue with him being gay.

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    Naruto Uzumaki has a special talent for diving headfirst into disasters. One collision with the university's most reclusive bachelor, Sasuke Uchiha, has somehow wound up with him pretending to be the man's boyfriend.

     

    Rule #1: Don’t catch feelings.

     

    Rule #2: Don’t you dare break Rule #1.

     

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    Ali @shanehollanderfanpage24
    Troy Barrett stalker confirmed. Dallas Kent call the police lmao #Kerrett

    Or: people on hockey Twitter start shipping Troy Barrett and Dallas Kent.

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    Never fall in love with your employer.

    In Henry's defense, his boss is Alex Claremont-Diaz—loud, ambitious, allergic to British restraint, and apparently determined to make Henry’s life an absolute disaster.

    This was supposed to be simple: Henry helps Alex survive London society, Alex pays Henry enough to keep him afloat, and nobody asks inconvenient questions. Unfortunately, things get complicated when Henry is terrible at being a butler, Alex is impossible to manage, and neither of them is particularly good at not falling in love.

    When your employer is Alex Claremont-Diaz, you get used to the exceptions.

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    SHANE: Lily.
    LILY: Hello
    SHANE: Dead to me.
    What the actual fuck?
    LILY: ??
    SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
    LILY: ahh
    I am in trouble
    Yes?

     
    Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).

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    Shane Hollander has always known the risk wasn’t going to be zero.

    Sneaking into a rival team’s hotel late at night to meet Ilya Rozanov comes with a margin of error.

    Unfortunately, statistics say that if you do something long enough, eventually the math catches up with you.

    He just didn’t see this one particular risk coming.

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    Across nearly a dozen worlds, Mark Grayson is defined to varying extents by the first words his soulmate will say to him, printed on his skin since birth. Whether he fights against, searches for, or simply craves them, it's a bond that can't be broken - even before the words are spoken. 

    Turns out, his soulmate was never in his world at all. 

    And with a soulmate, there's no second chance if he ruins it. 


    Obviously, you know what a soulmate AU is when you wake up in one after the court mandated traumatic death.

    Less obvious is how to deal with the sheer number of soulmarks (ha) painting blurry words on your ribcage.

    ...Your soul is a gigantic slut, and you're about to make this everyone else's problem. 

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    so first uh its where sunset shimmer find out that the dazzlings are coming back or smth and then she tells the others and uh the school is surprised that the dazzlings are back and then there is gonna be Trixdagio

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    Summer at the cottage was supposed to be relaxing. It turns into everything but—when Ilya drops “I could marry Svetlana” for an american visa like it’s a grocery list item. Shane’s face says over my dead body while Ilya, delighted, teases him for looking ready to commit “murder-suicide.” (He’s not wrong.)

    Shane Hollander has one big problem: he can’t let Ilya Rozanov marry anyone else. Not now. Not ever. So he does the unthinkable and proposes the most boring solution imaginable almost by accident.

    / Canon-Divergence /

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    Shane called Ilya after the hockey game and forgot one tiny detail: his parents are on the same phone plan.

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    un·​god | /ˈən-ˌgäd/
    (noun): A mortal mistaken for a god, or treated as one.

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    When Hua Cheng loses all his memories of Xie Lian, afflicted by a tricky curse, there’s only one way to get them back: Xie Lian has to get Hua Cheng to kiss him.

    It shouldn’t be too difficult, right?

    Xie Lian has a plan.


    “Greetings, Chengzhu,” Xie Lian said. “Apologies for the intrusion. Actually, I’ve been gifted to you by the heavens as a…”
    His voice caught.
    “I mean, to—”
    Xie Lian’s cheeks suddenly felt hot, and his palms grew damp under the rope binding his arms together. Beneath Hua Cheng’s piercing stare from above, he lost his cool.
    “As your,” he stammered. “Um, as—well—if you want, I’ve been sent to you as—I’m here to be your—”

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    Summer, 1980. Harry is floating between university and becoming a Real Certified Adult. He's not ready. He really isn't.

    In a desperate attempt to have the Best Last Summer ever, he takes a casual job at his godfather's bookshop in London, starts an illicit pen pal affair with a wordy posh boy that he's catching feelings for, all while dealing with the son of Sirius's business rival, one Draco Malfoy, insufferable know-it-all extraordinaire.

    A story about trying to figure out who you are, where you're going in life, and who you want to take along with you.

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    Innocence had already been more or lost by the Dreemurr brothers, but the friends and memories they'll make along the way are certainly worth it. The question is: will they grow and learn from the pain and challenges along the way to get there, and also cherish the life, good times, and blessings they've been given?

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    In another world, Shen Yuan thought he understood how this whole transmigration thing worked.

    In this world, he has learned that he absolutely does not.

    Apparently, he’s the Emperor’s right hand and a God of Knowledge, aka someone pretty important.

    And it would be great! If he had any idea what he was doing.

    Now he's stuck with a reputation he didn’t earn, the author of the book he's spent most of his old life hating on, and so much more.

    Was it too much to ask for him to be a simple nobody like in his old life?


    Or! Shen Yuan transmigrated into TGCF instead of PIDW thanks to a System malfunction. He made it through the first book without any major issues, but now he has to make his way through the second, all without having any knowledge of the plot

    Warning!! This is the second book of the series, if you haven't read the first one yet, please do so! This cannot be read as a standalone fic!!

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    Castiel is The Shadow: an infamous hitman with a perfect record, a poison for every occasion, and absolutely no time for amateur hitmen who steal his jobs and look like underwear models while doing it. Dean Winchester is a loud, gorgeous problem with a messy approach to murder-for-hire, a long criminal résumé, and a habit of stealing Castiel’s jobs… and his attention.

    When Dean ends up on Castiel’s hitlist - that’s one way to hit a man up - the plan goes sideways. The poison ends up in the wrong hands (and veins), and what should’ve been a quick in-and-out turns into a candlelit dinner, bad decisions, and a lot of sexual tension… And the in-and-out part? Well, it turns out to be less about murder.

    A dark-roast rom-com about rival assassins, professional pride, and toxic shock that turns out to not be so toxic after all.

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    It’s been nearly 27 years since Eva Stratt forced Ryland Grace to board the Hail Mary and sent him off to his death for the greater good of mankind. Meanwhile, Eva and the Project Hail Mary team have been fighting a losing battle against the cooling sun—and their own demons—trying to make sure there were still people to be saved by the time the crew could send a solution home. Right on schedule, the beetles are returning to Earth, hopefully with the answer to saving the world. But Eva has something else to worry about; there’s every possibility Ryland Grace’s last words would be coming home, and all the time in the world couldn’t make her ready to face the consequences of her actions, or what will happen when her colleagues find out what she did to their friend.
    It was time to find out if it was worth it for her to sacrifice Grace, and her soul, to save humanity. And to find out if she was ready to face him after all these years…

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    Dick magnet and astrophysicist Anthony J. Crowley has his life all figured out: success in his field, an endless supply of meaningless one-night-stands to fulfill his sexual needs, and Aziraphale Fell – his best friend of twenty-years, only failed-hook-up-in-his-record and favourite person on every known planet – for everything else.
    Sure, he’s got his Dark Days like everyone else, and he can’t say “I love you” to anyone that isn’t an animal, and sometimes he feels like there could be more to life than constantly skimming the surface of things, but all in all he’s happy with what he has.
    That is until Aziraphale comes back from Scotland and announces out of the blue that he’s engaged to be married and asks Crowley to be his best man slash maid of honour.

    Among traitorous kilts, feral godmothers, angelic baby goats, and unnervingly perfect fiancés, the very real prospect of Aziraphale’s happiness not including him forces Crowley to reckon with some pretty hard truths he’s been ignoring all his life.
    Will he go along with the wedding and carry out his duties as MOH? Or is he brave enough to go after Aziraphale and show him that their happiness is one and the same? And what if it’s too little too late?

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    Max arches a brow. “Carlton, though? You two are dating and you don’t even kiss? Is it just a preference thing?”

    Will sighs, resigned. He drops his hands. “Okay. Honestly?” He hesitates, then shrugs. “He was a bad kisser. And I just… couldn’t get excited around him. At all.”

    The reaction is immediate and merciless. Dustin makes a dramatic gagging noise. El gasps like she’s been handed gossip gold. Lucas high-fives Max, shaking her hand in his.

    Mike doesn’t say anything. He just watches Will, watches the way he shrugs it off, the way he laughs a little too loud, the way his ears go red.

     

    Or, Will's new boyfriend is a bad kisser. Mike thinks it's a crime that no one has kissed Will properly. He's on a goal to change that, Carlton be damned.

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    Charles Leclerc
    [link: Charles_Leclerc_On_Date_With_Partner_Max_Bakker]
    Lets get married

    Max Verstappen
    Sometimes I get very concerned about you
    Like you’re the kind of person where if you came to me one day and said “Max help me hide this body”
    I wouldn’t be surprised

    Charles Leclerc
    Would you??

    Max Verstappen
    I just said I wouldn’t be.

    Charles Leclerc
    No, would you help me hide the body
    Dumbass

     

    Or: Max and Charles try to come out. No one believes them.

    They take drastic measures.

    OR: 5 times nobody believed Max and Charles are together, and 1 time they do.

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