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After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
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Gaara is one unhappy Kazekage. Gaara and Naruto's P.O.V.s.
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"Maman, le fait que tu prépares un meurtre ne me dérange pas, mais pourrais-tu au moins avoir la décence de faire tes préparatifs ailleurs que devant moi ?"
Ou une journée tout ce qu'il y a de plus ordinaire pour Blaise Zabini et sa mère.
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Miley’s framed for a threatening note, Jake comes to the rescue – and it’s Sarah’s fault?
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The Real Reason Why Light Kills People by tropicsbear
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga)
25 Jun 2007
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Everyone thinks that Kira only kills criminals to turn the world into a beautiful utopia. But what if that's only what Light wants them to believe?
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Sexual reproduction is as useful as the opposible thumb. Of course the Doctor does things the hard way.
Originally published on LiveJournal May 31, 2007. Lightly Edited. Contains mild spoilers for season 3 episodes 'Human Nature' and 'Family of Blood'
This probably needs a kicker paragraph at the end to be a true crack-fic, if it inspires you feel free to continue it with attribution.
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Fixation, and Other Stories by Elizabeth Culmer (edenfalling)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2007
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Ginny/Harry/Draco, in various styles, tones, moods, and worlds, written as responses to thirtyforthree's first theme set. Contains moderately explicit sex, implied torture, death, aliens-make-them-do-it, consensual murder/assisted suicide, dissolution of social norms in wartime, and familial strife... but also humor, princesses and dragons, vampires and vampire hunters, kittens and pillows, and other forms of utter crack. *evil grin*
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- Part 1 of Fixation, and Other Stories
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Curiosity Almost Killed The Cat A.K.A. The Cat Saved Nibelheim From Burning by shinyglorchan
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Before Crisis: Final Fantasy VII
14 Mar 2007
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This is a story how a kitty saves Nibelheim, by accident. <3
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Zarathustra's activation does not go as planned.
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Marluxia captures Kairi for his plot against Sora, but it doesn't turn out the way he planned when she treats him sweeter than he ever deserved.
A doomed romance that could have been, which sadly wasn't; when she forgot Sora, he was there to take his place.
Marluxia/Kairi crack fic written as gift.
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- Part 3 of Crack Alternate Universe
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A fun and sexy look at the Kara/Laura pairing. OTP, baby!
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Akureir’s Caravan: series of truly bizarre events by KayiRowling
Fandoms: Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles
08 Aug 2006
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Kat Yoh, the female Selkie from the Crystal Caravan of Akureir, writes on the Diary some really strange events that happen to them during their travels.
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During the summer holidays, Argus Filch is the haunt of the Muggle yardsale. It is here among the cheap rubbish he finds his true love.
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Vash's return with Knives has a hangup, a strange law on the books requiring people 85 or older to reside at an Old Folk's Home. Meryl & Milly have to fight the system to try and rescue Vash.
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The final confrontation between Harry Potter and Voldemort. Crossover. Spoilers for HBP. One shot.
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Before the lost memories there had been a life. One that had already lived long beyond its time. Van Helsing's history is long intertwined with Dracula, this is how Gabriel forgot.
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Harry is acting strange and his friends are worried. Hermione goes to get Dumbledore, but he doesn't seem too worried...what's going on?
Brought to AO3: 6-7-23
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How Lex Luthor learned to stop freaking and love his breasts.
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Le lion, la guêpe et le Maou : une fable de Shin Makoku by shakeskp
Fandoms: Kyou Kara Maou!
01 May 2005
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Yuuri se fait piquer par un guêpe dont le venin lui faire des rêves érotiques.