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"As Lord Pheles said, I'm your new instructor, and I'll specifically be taking charge of both your magic circles and potions studies while at the same time helping train the Tamers of this class."
Shura narrowed her eyes, and Rin raised an eyebrow at her statement. Without blinking, she said.
"Miss Kamiki, Miss Moriyama, take one step forward, please."
Kamiki, even though she's unaware of who it is, did as ordered, her exterior reflecting calmness. In contrast, Shiemi felt somewhat overwhelmed and clumsily took one step forward.
"Now, Lord Pheles, if you could take us to the training grounds, please."
Intrigued by her actions, he ignored the fact that she just ordered him and did as she asked.
"Einz,"
"Zwei,"
"Drei!"
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The Aorist-Genesis Files, the never-ending documents of everything happening in the universe. Yet it has begun to blur the lines between humans and demons. Because of this, seven demons ripple through the timelines of fate. Reincarnated as human rage, melatonin, avarice, ego, jealousy, libido, and hunger. A world without a hero and doomed to a fate of diabolical destruction.
“ 𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚗'𝚜 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚎 𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎. 𝚃𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚢. 𝚃𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚕. 𝚃𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚕𝚞𝚜𝚝. 𝙾𝚏 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚐𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛-𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚒𝚗-𝚊𝚗𝚍-𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚌𝚢𝚌𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖. “ — Marilyn Manson.
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In this AU, overlords of hell still collect human souls – only this time among the living.
It doesn't make much difference for Angel Dust though. He made some unfortunate choices in his youth, and now he has to pay for them. For eternity.
One day, he's approached by yet another demon – and his trustworthy henchman (or is it partner?) - who has an offer for him. One that might lead to Angel escaping his horrible life, something he'd never though possible. He accepts, with no idea of the consequences that will follow.
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- Part 1 of My Hazbin Hotel stories
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"I found it hard to find someone like you."
(Y/n), a doll demon sinner working for IMP gets tangled up with Crimson, a malicious mafia boss who becomes obsessed with them after a one-night stand and is willing to do whatever it takes to get her to be by his side
*CROSS POSTED ON WATTPAD & QUOTEV*
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Farron Pradesh is interested in this other Earthland. Call it a professional curiosity. His interest is piqued. Not only is it another potential ally for Bosco of #4820 (And he is quite good at his job) but... There seems to be this interesting thing with his family finding a partner in this world. Needless to say, he must investigate further.
And he needs to hear more of that angel's soul...
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- Part 6 of Through Worlds
- Part 5 of The Stars are the Same in Every Sky
- Part 2 of The Pradesh Chronicles
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Hell's Overlord of Rock n' Roll by PythonSNICKERS17
Fandoms: Elvis (Movie 2022), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
22 Mar 2024
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Elvis Aaron Presley passes away and finds himself in the land of damnation and sin, Hell. After staying alive in the chaos filled with other sinners, Elvis rises to power as a handsome and ever-charismatic Overlord who wants to spread the love of music, rhythm, and blues. It doesn't mean he can't make the most of it just because it's Hell.
Over 40 years have passed, and Moxxie wants to surprise Millie by getting his song on the record. The thespian goes to Pentagram City hoping to get his childhood hero's attention and give him a song worth listening to. However, fate has different ideas as Moxxie is flung throughout the Pride Ring, avoiding death and despair, hiding from pimps, getting caught up in Hell's hierarchy, and wanting to slap himself at realizing how many demons Blitzo was in a relationship with.
With our favorite Greed Ring Imp missing for a long time, Blitzo, Millie, and Loona try to find him.
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For the first time in Mk's life, he thinks that he should have never acquired the staff. But it's too late, he's already on the run and all while a certain red-haired demon is either trying to kill him or is flirting with him, wait what?!
Or Mk is reborn in an alternate world where Sun Wukong and Macaque are both the emperors that rule over the three realms after successfully defeating the previous jade emperor.
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Blanca, a new freshman at a school for guardian angels, is shy, naïve, and weak. But after learning that a demon has infiltrated the school, she has to make people believe her before her chances of graduating are ruined. But there's an even bigger threat at play, under everyone's noses... even the demons. Can they beat it back and save their worlds from total destruction before it's too late?
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When you’re young, you believe everything. When you’re taught what to believe from the time you’re a baby to the time you’re eighteen, are you going to ever suspect something? How could it be, where you’ve lived for so long has strange things roaming its halls? When the person taking care of you isn’t who they say they are, and you’re trapped, how do you get out? Well, maybe this wasn’t the way they should have done it, but it was the way it was done regardless.
or, a 'the promised neverland stray kids au'
(secrets of wysteria by steampianist fits the vibe of this fic.)
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**UNDER CONSTRUCTION!!**
“Get Some
Pull up the ladder when the flood comes
Throw enough rope until the legs have swung
Seven new ways that you can eat your young.”Eat Your Young by Hozier
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When the sovereign city of Nocturn is locked in a civil war and their weapon disappears, hell breaks loose in the City of Evernight. After a failed attempt on Vesta’s life, she fled to Pentagram City in the South. Along the way, she witnessed the (in)famous television broadcast of The Princess of Hell’s passion project. Despite her orders from her friends, she went to the hotel in hopes to find safety.However, she encounters an odd cast of the hotel staff and its patients: The Princess of Hell, her girlfriend, a gambling alcoholic cat demon, a small and quirky maid, a famous pornstar spider demon that resides as a patient, and the eccentric overlord of radio. Follow along for the (mis)adventures and events of a former assassin vampire looking for retirement. But, her afterlife will never let her have it.
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Act 1: 1-??(Hazbin Hotel Characters belong to Vivziepop & A24)
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“Al…?” Charlie asked softly, after their newest guest had taken his room key to slither off towards the elevators. “You good?”
“Oh, quite keen!” Her partner's eyes didn’t leave the form of the departing sinner. “Nothing to worry your darling little head about.”
Charlie chewed at her bottom lip. “You’re sure?” she pushed. “Cause if you’re not…” She brushed a loose strand of hair behind her ear, and a touch of nervousness fluttered in her stomach. “If you need to… hunt…”
After ten years together, Charlie knows when her lover has to work off some of his more pent-up demonic aggression with a midnight hunt.
Luckily for the Princess of Hell, she's immortal, and can take it.
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- Part 2 of Midnight hunting-verse
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Ships in the night by JesterofChopin
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga), ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
23 Feb 2024
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The story of demon slayer Jutaro trying desperately to save his sister Nezuko from the cruelty of her own demonic nature by turning her human again
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Scarlet is looking forward to her punishment this time, given out by the queen of demons.
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"Hell" prompt for Femslash February 2024 Bingo.Series
- Part 5 of Soup's FemslashFeb2024
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 300
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
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Balanced There, Between Those Eyes by moonnighttime
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Radio)
23 Feb 2024
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"Crowley! Please!" Aziraphale repeated. A mixture of desperate and assertive. Crowley held his breath and tried not to move a muscle, since it seemed the slightest movement would launch him into agony. "Just - open the door! You're frightening me."
The angel cruelly knew the exact buttons to push. Crowley's chest ached and he couldn't tell if it was his abused ribs, or just burning guilt.
If he was smart, he'd stay exactly where he was. He wouldn't make another noise. He'd wait until Aziraphale got annoyed with his stubbornness and left, and then he'd put himself to bed the minute he could drag himself across the floor without being heard.
But he wasn't smart. He was desperate.
He just wanted to see him.
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Crowley recieves a demonic beat-down for his good deeds and has a lot of trouble allowing Aziraphale to help him afterward.
(Please read note at the beginning.)
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- Part 2 of Every Version of Us
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After being pulled out of hell Dean realizes quickly that the four months he had been gone made way for a lot of changes in the lives of everyone he knows, including the life he had known for himself before he died. Nobody was treating him the same, and there was seriously something going on with his brother that he could not figure out. He was spending most of his time alone nowadays, not really hunting anymore since Bobby and Sam were against it for him, and spending most of his time drinking instead to try and forget. He was angry, pretty much all the time. That anger really worked in his favour though when walking back to the impala he came across a freaking hoard of demons getting ready to attack some blond chick. He didn't know who she was or what the hell all the demons wanted with her, but there was no way he could just walk away. Maybe if he had any idea what trying to save this person was going to lead too he would have just walked away, maybe if he had actually given any thought to the situation before him he wouldn't have put himself in the middle of it, but even before hell he made impulsive and rash decisions... so maybe not.
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Herald of Darkness by Clevinger
Fandoms: 葬送のフリーレン | Sousou no Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (Manga), 葬送のフリーレン | Sousou no Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (Anime)
15 Jan 2024
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A close call in the battle against the Demon King reveals a shocking truth about Himmel. Outed as a demon in front of his suspicious and wary party, the seemingly human hero attempts to justify his years of deception.
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- Part 1 of Demon Himmel AU
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You covered my face with your blood stained hands by orphan_account
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
04 Jan 2024
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When let out of detention, Chuuya's phone is buzzing with text messages from his friends group chat. When he opens it, all theyre talking about are demons being discovered.
When his phone dies and he has to walk home with the worry in his gut, he noticing somebody had been following him home.
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The 72nd Pact by Dollar_store_Virgil
Fandoms: Shall We Date?: Obey Me! (Video Game), Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler
21 Dec 2023
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Solomon proposes a business collaboration with the Funtom Corporation, showcasing his confectionery company's cutting edge technology with an array of novelty sweets.
One deal leads to another.
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How to make a Demon join your pirate crew by Monkey D. Luffy by cheshirenekow
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
13 Nov 2023
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"I thought he was a devil fruit user" Commented Vivi after watching the swordsman jump into the sea to rescue their captain.
"Oh no, he is not a devil fruit user, he is the devil" Explained Nami and oh well.
"Oh I see, wait— "
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Or Zoro is an actual demon, and they are going to be the greatest swordsman in the world — even if they don't shit about swords — oh and Luffy kind of made a deal with him.
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- Part 2 of One Piece one shots
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The beast with the flower tongue by Anonymous
Fandoms: DCU, Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
08 Nov 2023
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During Halloween night, something goes horribly wrong and it's up to Danny Phantom to crack down... Unless he can't do this on his own and needs some backup.
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- Part 1 of The beast with the flower tongue