1 - 20 of 25 Bookmarks by Acroscoe

Navigation

List of Bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    99,423
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Collections:
    66
    Comments:
    6,748
    Kudos:
    32,069
    Bookmarks:
    11,558
    Hits:
    560,196

    27 Jul 2023

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Harry’s occlumency reveals his disturbing home life which sets off a chain reaction that cannot be undone. Snape finds himself begrudgingly caring about the bespectacled boy, Harry discovers what it's like to have adults who care, and Hermione finds herself becoming an accidental crime lord. Draco Malfoy is very much along for the ride, in all senses of the word.

    A ridiculous blend of hilarity and tragedy, Another Mind Game is the multi-faceted fanfiction you didn't know you wanted but will absolutely adore.

    Featuring a sassy Harry Potter, good friends, and a great deal of sarcasm.

    There are also ridiculous endnotes if you make it far enough. (You can do it!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,012
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Collections:
    139
    Comments:
    2,896
    Kudos:
    41,356
    Bookmarks:
    10,005
    Hits:
    898,923

    10 Jul 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Different! Irreverent! Read it now!

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    The blank piece of parchment stared back at him. What do you think you're doing? it seemed to say. What do you think you’re trying to accomplish? He probably won’t even read it, so what difference could it possibly make?

    “Probably none,” Draco muttered as he dipped the nib of his quill in the inkpot, “but I’m going to do it anyway.”

    52 letters in 52 weeks.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    71,862
    Chapters:
    52/52
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    1,532
    Kudos:
    1,340
    Bookmarks:
    292
    Hits:
    33,166

    01 May 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    52 letters over Draco's year of house arrest

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    153,881
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    6,523
    Kudos:
    58,447
    Bookmarks:
    18,924
    Hits:
    1,328,306

    09 Apr 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The de-ageing fic omg amazing

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Harry is an Auror instructor. Malfoy wants to be an Auror.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    139,812
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1,514
    Kudos:
    6,686
    Bookmarks:
    2,341
    Hits:
    204,529

    05 Apr 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Extrodinary slow burn wow

  6. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    This is a story about two 52 year old men who refuse to age gracefully.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,964
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    287
    Kudos:
    8,502
    Bookmarks:
    2,053
    Hits:
    85,329

    03 Feb 2022

  7. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Hermione and Ron are going back to Hogwarts to do N.E.W.T.s, Ginny isn't. Harry hasn't decided, until he has, in front of the Wizengamot and now he's responsible for Malfoy as well. A tale of enemies who learn to get along, get it wrong and get it on. Everything is purple, some things are on fire and no-one is sleeping properly. But don't worry, there's tea!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    85,072
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1,414
    Kudos:
    11,645
    Bookmarks:
    3,273
    Hits:
    229,736

    27 Jan 2022

  8. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    On a secret mission, Draco is Turned. With no memory of what happened, he learns that to save his missing Auror partner and regain what he’s lost, he must uncover the long-buried secrets of the vampire covens. To do that, Draco must open his mind and heart to what he has become, the new-found family that surrounds him, and the man who has remained steadfast at his side through it all.

    Harry spent five years avoiding the man he fell in love with, but when Draco needs his help, he cannot refuse. As they race against the clock to find Draco’s partner, Harry discovers that the bond they share is nothing to hide from, and that he'll never outrun the pace of his own heart.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    66,928
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    300
    Kudos:
    2,257
    Bookmarks:
    852
    Hits:
    51,338

    23 Jan 2022

  9. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    The Malfoy Manor is a state run museum, renamed The Voldemort Manor by the Ministry for Magic. As part of his probation, Draco is assigned as sole caretaker. When the Manor hosts a series of high class events celebrating the Wizarding World’s fourth Yuletide season Post War, it brings with it a swathe of people Draco hasn’t seen in years; including one, Harry Potter.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,616
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    143
    Kudos:
    2,303
    Bookmarks:
    626
    Hits:
    50,225

    14 Jan 2022

  10. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Centuries ago, marriage contracts were the norm — ready-made alliances between families, expected and complied with, without complaint. But norms have a way of changing, and when a long-dormant contract flares to life, Harry has to navigate an unexpected splintering of the path he'd thought would be easy after the war... with Draco Malfoy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    77,777
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1,478
    Kudos:
    18,558
    Bookmarks:
    6,058
    Hits:
    464,342

    31 Dec 2021

  11. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    A letter from home? A letter from family? Well, Harry Potter knows he has neither, but all the same, it starts with a letter from Surrey. Whatever the Dursleys have to say, it can't be anything good, so Harry's determined to ignore it. But when the Potions Master forces him to read his letter, Harry gets sent down a path he'd never have walked on his own.

    It will be a year of big changes, a year of great pain, and a year of Harry confronting his worst fears.
    But from the most unexpected of sources, Harry Potter will finally get a chance to have that which he has never known: a family.

    A sixth year fic, this story follows Order of the Phoenix and disregards any canon events that occur after Book 5.

    Warning -- the comments can contain massive spoilers so proceed with caution!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    789,572
    Chapters:
    96/96
    Collections:
    40
    Comments:
    3,005
    Kudos:
    14,945
    Bookmarks:
    4,274
    Hits:
    1,163,106

    29 May 2021

  12. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    WHORE. BLOOD TRAITOR. MURDERER.
    I will accept no restitution but your life.

    Those are the words Theo sent Draco, once Draco Malfoy and now Draco Black. The words Draco will never tell anyone that Theo sent. As Draco enters into that fatal sixth year, those are the words that hang over him as he tries to protect his friends, his new family, his godfather. As he tries to protect the boy he loves from the boy he once loved, whose life he ruined with one curse. But Draco has another word now: Dantanian. The key to his wand, to his blood, to the past, to three mirrors, and to his aunt waiting to take her own forfeit from him. The pursuit of Dantanian will take Draco beyond his own past, to truths too horrifying to accept, and acts too evil to speak. To the Prisoner of Nurmengard.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    323,728
    Chapters:
    34/34
    Collections:
    17
    Comments:
    4,863
    Kudos:
    17,261
    Bookmarks:
    1,365
    Hits:
    745,689

    03 Feb 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The only HP fic you'll ever need

  13. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    The worst part is Harry’s got no idea why Malfoy keeps sending him invites. He’s never replied to a single one. And if the whole dinner is as exclusive and sought-after as the Prophet keeps breathlessly reporting, then presumably the only reason Malfoy wants him there is in his capacity as the Chosen One. So, really, he can fuck right off. Harry doesn’t care about Draco Malfoy’s redemption tour. And he’s certainly not going to help him with it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,066
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    430
    Kudos:
    8,097
    Bookmarks:
    1,936
    Hits:
    71,805

    10 Dec 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Omfg how warm and fuzzy can you make an ending?!

  14. This has been deleted, sorry!

    22 Aug 2020

  15. This has been deleted, sorry!

    22 Aug 2020

  16. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    After the Battle, Harry thinks he's left Hogwarts for good, but Minerva insists that all students return for an Eighth Year if they wish to sit for NEWTs in the spring, and Harry needs those NEWTs to go into the Aurors. Draco's just grateful not to be in Azkaban. Or the Manor. He's hoping he can steer clear of Potter this year and grapple with his own problems. Unfortunately for him, Potter appears to be one of those problems. And that's not even addressing the fact that Potter's got serious issues of his own, which Draco realises as he's forced to share an Eighth Year dormitory room and several classes with the Gryffindor Git. If only they can make it through the year without killing each other, it should be all right, shouldn't it?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    164,523
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    1,305
    Kudos:
    15,722
    Bookmarks:
    5,120
    Hits:
    486,310

    29 Oct 2018

  17. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Two months after Draco Malfoy was reported dead, Harry and Ron found him tangled in Strangler Ivy on the grounds of Hogwarts.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,550
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    430
    Kudos:
    11,981
    Bookmarks:
    2,923
    Hits:
    194,335

    08 Jun 2018

  18. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Seven years out from the war, Harry learns the hard truth of old history: it’s never quite as far behind you as you thought.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    131,086
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Collections:
    12
    Comments:
    3,519
    Kudos:
    36,490
    Bookmarks:
    14,023
    Hits:
    932,857

    07 Apr 2018

  19. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Harry never expected to spend eighth year listening to Draco Malfoy wanking.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,476
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1,142
    Kudos:
    40,657
    Bookmarks:
    8,793
    Hits:
    676,851

    09 Jan 2018

  20. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Over the six years Draco Malfoy has been an Auror, four of his partners have turned up dead. Harry Potter is assigned as his newest partner to investigate just what is going on.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    149,549
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    3,800
    Kudos:
    52,284
    Bookmarks:
    16,235
    Hits:
    1,469,037

    20 Nov 2017

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags
Include Bookmarker's Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags
Exclude Bookmarker's Tags

More Options

Bookmark types
Submit

Clear Filters

Navigation