19 Bookmarks by Cactus_man
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"Bye, Wilbur! I'll talk to you later!"
Tommy gets off of the tube. He pulls on the straps of his backpack. He plays a Taylor Swift song in his headphones, and starts heading up and out of the underground. He gets to the top step, his feet landing next to one another. Tommy's world goes blank.
Another reset. Another loop.
Tommy gets off of the tube. He pulls on the straps of his backpack. He plays a Taylor Swift song in his headphones, and-
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”The 14:45 Northern Service to Mornington Crescent has been delayed. We are sorry for any inconvenience caused.”
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- Part 74 of DSMP
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,339
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 134
- Kudos:
- 2,299
- Bookmarks:
- 443
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- 17,346
Bookmarked by Cactus_man
04 May 2026
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Dream didn't remember. He didn't remember anything he did to Tommy, didn't remember all the pain and destruction he had caused. "Bullshit!" Tommy yelled, futilely trying to escape from his friend's grips yet again. "How do you know that he's not manipulating you again? As he always does?!"
After the egg takes over and kills everybody, they get reincarnated into the modern world with their memories from their first life and Tommy just really wants to kill Dream.
Except that Dream doesn't remember.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 119,880
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 9
- Comments:
- 882
- Kudos:
- 4,387
- Bookmarks:
- 944
- Hits:
- 117,213
Bookmarked by Cactus_man
04 May 2026
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The Last Heist by crystalSkiez
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
08 Mar 2024
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In Manburg there's no mercy for criminals. Getting caught by the guards is an immediate death sentence.
Tommy has managed to avoid them for 9 years now--by day, as an arrogant pickpocket with a mouth almost as fast as his hands, and by night as the renowned Underground thief known only as Theseus.
Things are going well, all things considered.
And then he gets a message from the infamous Antarctic gang and everything goes to shit.
Now Tommy has to handle pulling off the heist of his life, all while hiding his true identity from both the tyrannical government and his new associates in the most feared gang in the city.
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I wanted a sci-fi found family AU with the SBI gang
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- Part 1 of The Last Days
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 181,774
- Chapters:
- 34/34
- Collections:
- 49
- Comments:
- 4,010
- Kudos:
- 15,156
- Bookmarks:
- 2,680
- Hits:
- 622,673
Bookmarked by Cactus_man
04 May 2026
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Tommy was handed a small flyer in printed in black and white, with the words “POETRY NIGHT - OPEN MIC” splayed across the front in bubbled font. He fumbled with his binder as he took it, eyes wide as he said, “are you sure? I mean, I love poetry and all, but I don’t think-I’m not sure—what if I can’t write poetry?”
Mr. Sam’s dark eyes softened, and he reached out to place a hand on Tommy’s shoulder, squeezing it gently. “Everyone has to start somewhere; every poet, from me to Rudy Francisco, started off without knowing a clue about what we were doing. Tommy, it’s not about if you can or cannot write poetry, it’s about if you want to.”
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The performance poetry AU in which Tommy joins a slam team and finds a home in the arts.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 77,502
- Chapters:
- 12/?
- Collections:
- 112
- Comments:
- 5,249
- Kudos:
- 30,116
- Bookmarks:
- 6,408
- Hits:
- 1,111,376
Bookmarked by Cactus_man
04 May 2026
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Hush Now (You Were Lost but Now You’re Found) by CorpseArt
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
09 Apr 2023
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Red Chaos was the name the world had bestowed upon him, and Dream had laughed as he dragged Tommy down against his chest in a rough sprawl back against the couch, squeezing him tight after their first official mission together.
Tommy had done good and Dream had been proud.
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Siren shifts, a look Tommy can’t be bothered to understand flashing briefly before his shoulders roll into a shrug.
“You saved my life.”
I know, Tommy thinks, lips drawing back in an ugly grimace. It ruined mine.
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The morning paper lies discarded on the couch beside him with black bold headlines:
RED CHAOS: HERO OR VILLAIN?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 301,343
- Chapters:
- 56/?
- Collections:
- 104
- Comments:
- 8,941
- Kudos:
- 33,124
- Bookmarks:
- 5,414
- Hits:
- 1,593,724
Bookmarked by Cactus_man
04 May 2026
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“And everyone is so old,” Tubbo complains. Somehow, without them knowing about it, Tubbo’s managed to swipe a waffle and is chewing on it happily. Sapnap stifles a laugh. “Well, not everyone, I guess- the kid in our room is our age, I think. He might be younger.”
Wilbur perks up. “Does he ice skate?”
“Yeah, he does. He’s got these sick skates and everything.” Tubbo explains. “He’s quiet though. We tried talking to him, but…”
“But?”
Tubbo shrugs. "He's quiet. He doesn't talk much. I guess he's busy."
or, Tommy's made it to the Olympics for figure skating- he's the youngest contestant on the ice and he's the favor for the gold. He's supposed to be living the dream. So why is he still so unhappy? And why do all these hockey players and snowboarders care so much about him?
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- Part 6 of Anything and Everything
- Part 1 of from ice to water
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,534
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 128
- Comments:
- 693
- Kudos:
- 18,552
- Bookmarks:
- 4,648
- Hits:
- 355,248
Bookmarked by Cactus_man
04 May 2026
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“Whatever," Lucas shrugs. "You’re just jealous that you aren’t getting any.”
Mike raises an eyebrow, like he knows something the rest of them don't. Will looks like he wants to drown him. He probably deserves it.
In which Will has a love bite, the Party freaks out about it, and Mike is jealous of himself.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,503
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 359
- Kudos:
- 27,002
- Bookmarks:
- 2,858
- Hits:
- 210,202
Bookmarked by Cactus_man
13 Dec 2025
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Canon!Tommy in a vigilante AU what will he do?? by Smallest
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
27 Jul 2022
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After Dream broke out of prison and immediately tormented Tommy back in the place of his second exile, one could say Tommy was having a bit of a bad time. Enter Drista.
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Drista sends Tommy to an alternate universe where things are very different. Our favorite traumatized child soldier must now navigate a world of heroes, villains, and everything in between! He will also utilize Minecraft mechanics from his world to their full potential, creating chaos along the way.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 86,117
- Chapters:
- 31/?
- Collections:
- 21
- Comments:
- 2,735
- Kudos:
- 6,402
- Bookmarks:
- 1,070
- Hits:
- 155,692
Bookmarked by Cactus_man
14 Nov 2025
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“Sure thing, kiddo,” Schlatt told Tubbo. He looked over at Tommy. “You can take your cloak off if you want, kid.”
“I’m not a kid,” Tommy said automatically, immediately gripping onto his cloak more tightly.
He didn’t want Tubbo to hate him. As much as Tommy hated to admit it, he actually liked Tubbo quite a bit, and if he took the cloak off, Tommy was sure to be cast out immediately.
Or, Tommy runs away from Dream, hiding his wings from everyone he knows.
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- Part 1 of Singing in the Dead of Night
- Part 2 of Molly Polly Longfic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 133,127
- Chapters:
- 34/34
- Collections:
- 54
- Comments:
- 5,792
- Kudos:
- 12,254
- Bookmarks:
- 2,082
- Hits:
- 328,790
Bookmarked by Cactus_man
07 Nov 2025
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“Sam.” Tommy leaned against the counter of the coffee shop, staring Sam straight in the eyes. “I’ve been thinking.”
“Alright,” Sam replied. He smiled, looking so much more easy going than he used to. “What about?”
Tommy bit the inside of his cheek. “If you were solely in charge of imprisoning the most dangerous man in the country, what would you do?”
Sam’s smile slid off of his face, and his brows scrunched up in concentration. “That’s a hard one,” he admitted. “I’d probably do everything within my power to make sure he didn’t escape. If he’s the most dangerous.”
“Yeah,” Tommy said hollowly. “I guess you would.”
Or, after Dream kills Tommy after he escapes prison, Tommy finds himself in a modern universe, fostered by sbi.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 42,220
- Chapters:
- 18/24
- Collections:
- 12
- Comments:
- 2,150
- Kudos:
- 5,186
- Bookmarks:
- 869
- Hits:
- 110,370
Bookmarked by Cactus_man
07 Nov 2025
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The setting, for the moment, is a house on the edge of town, bordered closely by the forest. Our characters are as follows: Philza Minecraft, immortal Angel of Death, loving father of the slightly less immortal Wilbur Soot. Wilbur is an aspiring musician, intent on traveling the many worlds to share his music and his ideals. His father plans to go with him to watch him achieve greatness, just as he has always known his little boy would be capable of doing. Our third character, and the focus of our story, is one Technoblade. The Blood God, Slayer of Armies, Feller of Unjust Regimes.
However, a foe is about to join the party.
That foe being a three-month-old mortal infant by the name of Tommy Innit. A nuisance, if you were to ask our protagonist. A nuisance he will undoubtedly grow fond of.
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FOREVER UNFINISHED. RIP INCIDENTAL FATHERHOOD I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER.
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- Part 1 of The Technodad Saga
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 83,918
- Chapters:
- 27/?
- Collections:
- 13
- Comments:
- 1,095
- Kudos:
- 5,441
- Bookmarks:
- 934
- Hits:
- 136,212
Bookmarked by Cactus_man
02 Nov 2025
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AITA For Kidnapping A Sixteen Year Old? by Aimandfire for ReturnsNull
Fandoms: Dream SMP
09 Apr 2025
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u/McMrChillGuy492 NTA. Why is everyone calling OP an asshole? Of course he's trying to get custody of his younger brother after getting out of foster care and back on his feet. When did that become controversial?
u/BedwarsAlien That's not his brother
u/McMrChillGuy492 What?
u/BedwarsAlien Check his post history. Tommy's not his brother and he's not even in foster care. He's literally just a random kid
u/McMrChillGuy492 What the fuck??????
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 43,385
- Chapters:
- 61/?
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 3,669
- Kudos:
- 3,330
- Bookmarks:
- 476
- Hits:
- 87,748
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02 Nov 2025
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tommyinnit's clinic for supervillains by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
17 Jan 2022
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“W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.
Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”
“Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”
“I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”
“Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”
or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).
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- Part 1 of the world of clinic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 188,572
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Collections:
- 23
- Comments:
- 10,634
- Kudos:
- 72,270
- Bookmarks:
- 12,644
- Hits:
- 2,561,322
Bookmarked by Cactus_man
02 Nov 2025
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TommyInnit's Services for Villains, Vigilantes, and Various Other Vagabonds by I_Have_An_Alibi, ScorpioNoesIt
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP (Fandom)
21 Aug 2024
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Everybody knew about the tiny apartment on the East End of L'manberg, hiding in a far corner of the lower districts.
A place everyone was welcome, regardless of their given title.
Where villains could come for medical treatment.
Where mafia goons and bosses could rest without the need to look over their shoulders.
Where vigilantes and heroes could have a nice chat over tea.
Where treatment (and treats) were given out freely.Where societal tags (and their due expectations) were shot and murdered at the front door.
And if you ignored this rule, you too were shot and murdered at the front door.
By whom was a gamble.Everybody knew about the tiny apartment on the East End of L'manberg.
Everybody also knew that if you touched any of the occupants, well...
You'd have the entirety of super-powered society (underground and otherwise) gunning for your head.Tommy Innit, the owner of said apartment, lived quite the interesting life.
Seriously, he just wanted to bake cookies, what just happened?OR
5 times Tommy dropped everything to help everyone else, and 1 time they dropped everything to help him.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 157,420
- Chapters:
- 4/7
- Collections:
- 28
- Comments:
- 1,608
- Kudos:
- 9,326
- Bookmarks:
- 2,223
- Hits:
- 263,286
Bookmarked by Cactus_man
02 Nov 2025
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“What do you want from inside of it?” Tommy asks the man trying to rob him, flipping his wallet open and thumbing through the cards inside. “You want my Student ID card? You want my coupon for a free smoothie at the gas station a couple of streets down? You want this card some guy gave me advertising his rapper career?”
“That’s- that’s all you have?” The man seems shocked, but Tommy doesn’t know why he would be. There’s nothing about him that really screams ‘wealthy and important’.
“I’m a broke college student- of course that’s all I have.”
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Nervousn8 writes a superhero au where Tommy is a Normal Guy just trying to make it through college while avoiding all his problems and sleeping. He's not having a very good time, especially not when these fucking rich people keep trying to give him pity money.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 64,011
- Chapters:
- 21/?
- Collections:
- 34
- Comments:
- 1,192
- Kudos:
- 9,414
- Bookmarks:
- 1,789
- Hits:
- 227,037
Bookmarked by Cactus_man
02 Nov 2025
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that's, like, a hundred miles by No_one_you_know
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
03 Mar 2021
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Dream would kill him. Dream was going to kill him- he was going to- no, he wouldn’t. Dream was his friend- friends don’t hit each other- Dream was supposed to take care of him- Dream /was/ taking care of him.
It hurt to breathe. It hurt to think. He couldn’t clear his thoughts as he stumbled to the family computer, pulling up a tab on google and frantically typing the name into the search bar.
The words Technoblade Watson stared back at him, the little black bar at the end of the letters blinking slowly, mocking him.
Why, of all people, did it have to be Technoblade?
in short: the one where dream sucks as a parental figure, tommy runs away, and visits his least favorite family member technoblade
Series
- Part 1 of one hundred miles
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 60,444
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 79
- Comments:
- 1,890
- Kudos:
- 18,830
- Bookmarks:
- 2,982
- Hits:
- 320,011
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02 Nov 2025
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His Curse of Binding by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
26 Oct 2021
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Tommy had lived and died as Theseus, Icarus, Orpheus and Sisyphus. But all he wanted to be was free.
In which Tommy Soot, originally born in 1509, is cursed to be reborn, to never reach adulthood unless he figured out the Greek myth of his lifetime. He had one rule of not allowing himself to get attached to people but he would have never guessed that a foster family of the creator of Minecraft, an anime stan and a Soundcloud musician would break that rule.
~ SBI Foster AU but with Greek mythology.
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- Part 1 of His Curse of Binding universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 144,446
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Collections:
- 20
- Comments:
- 3,742
- Kudos:
- 20,447
- Bookmarks:
- 4,568
- Hits:
- 474,688
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02 Nov 2025
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Behold, StuPij's magnum opus, officially endorsed by Andrew Cunningham himself.
A tale of love, sex, biting fetishes and parallel universes, all in favour of getting these gay furries to kiss.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 48,265
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 18
- Kudos:
- 134
- Bookmarks:
- 16
- Hits:
- 3,226
Bookmarked by Cactus_man
17 Jul 2025
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The royal family of Antarctic empire isn’t exactly close.
Emperor Philza is always occupied; Tommy hasn’t seen Techno in months, and even if Wilbur is here, their relationship can be described to be strained at best.
The royal family doesn’t need to be close, however, it only needs to be balanced, like the pillars holding the country above their heads – as long as they are strong and steady, the Empire will be too. It’s the principle that held Tommy’s back straight and his shoulders broad through the years of hardships and trials of errors; through yet another formal meeting where his father’s gaze would look past him and where his brother’s words would be filled with poison that makes the deepest parts of his soul ache.
At that time, Tommy couldn't know that his family would find a replacement for him in the face of a commoner boy named Ranboo.
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Tommy's family has replaced him. It's only fair that he gets to do the same.
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- Part 1 of The curse of being young
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 386,934
- Chapters:
- 41/?
- Collections:
- 68
- Comments:
- 11,179
- Kudos:
- 39,583
- Bookmarks:
- 4,960
- Hits:
- 1,630,927
Bookmarked by Cactus_man
17 Jul 2025
