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    The year is 2284.

    It’s been nearly three centuries since the Integration of Dragonkind into the ranks of Humanity, and it showed. Now, only dragons with human-like traits roam the world with so few old world humans and dragons left.

    Follow Silas Mukoben, a scholarly drake who is one of the few left who cares about history from the older age, and his best friend Zeno Woodruff, a candy maker who has a secret crush on him. Could they make a way for the future while remembering the past on a planet where they are the ones left to pick up the pieces of old Humanity and Dragonkind?

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    “Crackhead Zombies”

    A colloquial term used to describe super sprinter zombies. Starting on a specific round, in addition to ever increasing numbers and health, they begin to chase you so fast, that Staminup is required to outrun them. Unless camping, this is a method the game uses to make it harder for players to make it to high rounds and makes recovery nearly impossible.

    Called crackhead zombies since crack is considered a stimulant, hence why one would run fast like these zombies.

    Crack is also a drug, something you get high from.

    And as such, these one-shot stories are basically that.

    Read at you own discretion, for pure insanity and filth are present.

    -Welcome to the Machine (complete)
    -The Depths of Reincarnation (complete)
    -Sin and Punishment

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    Ever since 2000, dragons have begun integrating with humanity. However, not all was sunshine and rainbows, especially with the dragons left in the Old World, where they shield themselves from human ideas and corruption…including Ghost Dragonkind, a lost race feared by the bravest of dragons.

    But are they truly evil? Do they haunt for laughs and giggles, or do they just want a little bit of love?

    And, like a white unicorn, life and beauty will spring forward from a great Moon as the winds of change blow over, for the world would forever be altered in the name of soulful love.

    -A Ghost in the Hall (complete)
    -A Specter in the Sheets (complete)
    -Spirits in the House

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    Celebration for the Year of the Dragon, one for the mythical species we all know, love, and embrace to enjoy the fantasies of the soul.

    This is a collection of stories involving the wonderous creatures in a variety of settings and scenarios, not as monsters, but beings with beauty within. This is made of tales that were created or at least planned for this great occasion.

    -A Ghost in the Hall
    -My Mate
    -Mythologies: The Origins of Dragonkind

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    Supplemental material to the "For All of Dragonkind" Anthology.

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    After an apocalyptic event caused multiple worlds to combine into one chaotic mess, a man finds himself forming an unusual relationship with a very fuzzy alien in order to survive.

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    06 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    Oswald had mixed feelings about being brought back as a Tarnished, to say the least. The notion that a sorcerer of moderate talent such as he could be a candidate for Elden Lord made his head spin. Nevertheless, he follows the Guidance of the Grace that has been returned to him, for better or for worse. When he encounters a large half-wolf in the Mistwood, he has no idea how closely the Guidance has bound their fates.

    This concept started with more or less an idea I wanted to write for changing Blaidd's ending. It has become a story where Blaidd becomes a traveling companion to the Tarnished. I intend for it to be a slow burn romance that eventually achieves the initial goal, but I don't know how many chapters is good slow burn pacing so don't blame me if I jump the gun. The other best description I can think of is a slightly canon-compliant fix-it fic. I tried to stick to the rules of the universe as I understand them.

    If you read the title and know the game it's pretty obvious what I'm planning to do. It's not subtle and it doesn't need to be, frankly. Idk if this title is taken or if it's just too cheesy to already be, but it's what I thought of.

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    06 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 89

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    Keith has been hopelessly in love with his dragon Shiro for years. But dragons and humans don't do...that.

    At least, until Keith's heat has other ideas.

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    06 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    The second volume of Requester x Requested. Refer to the first chapter before submitting requests.

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    06 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    Ever wanted to read a story where you were shipped with your favorite character? What if instead of it being about a generic "Anon" or "Reader", the story was actually about YOU, username and all? Well, you've come to the right place!

    For this series, I will select five submitted reader requests and turn them into full one-shots, shipping the requester and their chosen character to the best of my ability. This collection specifically will be limited to Pokemon only; however, if this goes well, I might make a future follow-up that includes more fandoms and more open slots for requests.

    M/F, interspecies only. Refer to the first chapter for submission rules.

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    06 May 2026