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    When Peter finds a poster of someone looking for someone to be their fake uncle at a party, he's not expecting a young, recently orphaned teenage boy. Especially when said recent orphan doesn't mention the whole "orphan" thing. Peter COULD let this all go and go home a few thousand dollars richer, but unfortunately, he has a conscious that just won't let him leave a fifteen year old to their own devices. He elicits a bit of help from the billionaire down the street.

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    19 Jan 2025

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    What Bruce wants to say is that Nightwing has other commitments, to Bludhaven, to the Titans. Even though he knows its not a good enough reason. Because what Bruce actually wants to say is that he wants to keep Nightwing as far from the worst of the threats as possible. His son, Dick, should have a different life, a better one. He'd hoped that moving to Bludhaven, leading the Titans would give him enough of the action that he was always seeking out but keep him from the worst of it. But Bruce is delirious with this many pain meds in his systems, and all the wires in his brain cross and fizzle out in a spark of electricity.

    So what actually comes out is, "Because he's... Dick." Well, shit.

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    Batman wished he missed the League's meeting to vote on new members, because Nightwing's nomination prompts his overprotectiveness to lash out. What's especially bad is that he'd had been way too hopped up on painmeds and now the League thinks he's bitter about Nightwing breaking up with him.

    (Tagged Teen for swearing)

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    20 Jun 2024

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    Ok, so maybe Peter took the job (internship, whatever) to be around Wade, and yeah, maybe that wasn't exactly professional of him, but sue him, he wants to spend more time with his boyfriend!

    Ok, no, don't sue him, Peter is poor.

    But now he has a job, so maybe he won't be poor for much longer.

    Of course, that all depends on whether or not his new boss likes him, and whether Peter is able to keep said boss from discovering that Peter is everyone's favorite neighborhood Spiderman.

    And when that Boss is Tony Stark... Well, Peter's confidence has hit an all-time low.

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    24 Mar 2024

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    In the distance, way over by the docks, Jason saw a pillar of smoke. He wrinkled his nose at it. Explosion. The Bats must be having a busy night. So why was Tim calling him?
    “Jason!” Tim wheezed out again, sounding absolutely delirious. “Don’t let them bury me with my parents.”

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    or: tim's dying. he has one last request, and it doesn't matter who he calls. he's just gotta tell someone.

    jason is the one that picks up.

    (inspired by the song "o bury me not on the lone prairie" by sons of the pioneers)

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    22 Mar 2024

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    In a moment of clarity, Tim remembers his emergency button. He remembers patrol, and he remembers a gang and a shootout.

    He uses his free hand to fumble around until he manages to find the chest piece and press the emergency button. His vision is fuzzing at the edges and the last thing he sees is a dark figure leaning over him, a gun pointed at his face.

    Well fuck, is his last thought before everything fades to black.

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    04 Mar 2024

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    “Juice boxes,” Bruce explained, pulling out one for himself, “the most common stakeout drink.”

    Jason blinked. “Nah, pretty sure that’s coffee.”

    “Most common stakeout drink for children,” he amended after he swallowed.

    “And you just carry them around?”

    Bruce shrugged. “Never hurts to be prepared.”

    (aka Bruce becomes a Purse Mom once he starts acquiring kids. A collection of nonlinear scenes about being prepared, always keeping juice boxes on hand, suits with abnormally large pockets, and learning how to stock utility belts.)

    My piece for the Batfam Big Bang 2021!

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    01 Mar 2024

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    Jason is both annoyed and weirdly flattered when the replacement turns up to ask him for help. He mentally rearranges his calendar so he can be free Wednesday evening and says, “No, fuck off, I have very important business going on.”
    Tim eyes his 72” TV playing Japanese wrestling more judgmentally than it really deserves.

    “Important crime things,” Jason emphasizes. “Make Wingdick do it.”

    Jason doesn't think much of it when Tim needs his help, or Damian moves in, or even when Dick turns up looking beat all to hell. But at some point he realizes that he might be the best option his brothers have to recover from the cycle of violence that Batman has set up, and all he can think is that things were much easier when he was the villain.

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    27 Feb 2024

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    Nightwing gets recruited by the Justice League without Batman knowing.

    Red Hood gets caught by the Justice League without Batman Knowing.

    Now he knows and everyone is grounded.

    The manor might not be standing by the end of the week.

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    “Oracle isn’t my child,”

    “Sounds fake but okay,”

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    11 Feb 2024

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    1 boy, 3 identities; field trip to the avengers tower may force him to confront all of them AND his past.

    (peter doesn't know tony & co. in this trip-fic; and this fic isn't focused on the field trip - it's just a part of the story.)

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    10 Nov 2023

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    Just a little something I scraped together. Natasha and Steve meet Peter for the first time and quite literally holds him at knifes point....

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    07 Nov 2023

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    Peter enters the tower unannounced one evening, cold and sleepy. Maybe a little too cold. Tony is a worried dad

     

    Comfortember #4

     

    Warmth

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    05 Nov 2023

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    itsy🕷️bitsy: DICK or TREAT! 🍬 It's October 31st.... 🎃🎃🎃 U know what that means?? YOU GUESSED IT! 👻👻 Happy SLUT-O-WEEN.💦💦 The last day of COCKtober… 💦😫😭😭 don’t be a bore 😴 ….so make sure you DRESS 👠 like a TOTAL 💅🏻 WHORE! 🤸😈🥵 send to ♋️ HALLOWEEN HOES 👯♀️ before MIDNIGHT 🌚 CUMS or you’ll be CURSED 🌀😱 with a NO 🚫 NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER 😩😩👻

    itsy🕷️bitsy: I AM SO SORRY

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    04 Nov 2023

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    “That’s one funky outfit you’ve got on, kiddo,” Mr Murdock said.
    “I was just, uh, practicing my gymnastics routine in the area.”
    “Really?” Mr Murdock asked, raising his eyebrows. “Because it sounded like you were having a panic attack in a dumpster.”

    [Peter Parker passes out during a fight and wakes up in some guy called Matt Murdock's apartment.]

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    12 Oct 2023

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    Financial troubles hit May and Peter, and Peter decides to get himself a job. Except, he can't really find anything that doesn't interfere with Spider-Man hours, until a mugger tells him about a job at a bar . . .
    There's no way THAT can go wrong, is there?

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    “What did you take? Speed? LSD? You better not say coke because I swear to god I’ll—”

    “What? No, no!” Peter says, scandalized. His pupils keep dilating and undialating rapidly and the whites of his eyes are red around the edges.

    Tony pinches the bridge of his nose and heaves a breath, briefly wondering if this was his karma for prank-calling Clint last week. “Heroin?” he presses again. “Meth? I’ve OD'd on them all so there’s no point in trying to put any of it past me.”

    “Je-Jesus, Mister Stark, I’m not on drugs!”

    “Then what was it?”

    Letting out a huff that’s more of a wheeze, Peter gives in. “The only thing I did was have a couple energy drinks this afternoon because the coffee wasn’t helping me stay awake. It’s–it’s midterms ‘n I got stuff to do.”

    Or, Peter overdoses on caffeine and has a sensory overload

    Whumptober Prompt Day 22: Toxin

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    It's the mid-1960s, and James Montgomery Falsworth is talking about the Howling Commandos.

    For a prompt on the SteveBucky fest which asked "What if all the Howling Commandos were gay?"

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    13 Sep 2023

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    Tony never did figure out how he came to care for the spiderkid but it happened, and now he has to deal with everything that comes with mentoring a teenage superhero who has some freaky sixth sense that only tells him that there is danger but never seems to mention when Peter is directly in it.

    Seriously. How did the kid not even notice that he was on fire?

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    06 Sep 2023

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    irondad, peter keeps being in danger but doesn't realize

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    Loki and Peter become unlikely friends. Chaos follows. (One-shot, gen)

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    06 Sep 2023

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    loki and peter are besties and peter keeps getting hurt so loki must help

  19. Rec *

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    Peter’s headache is only growing worse. He has no idea where he is, no recollection of the past 24 hours, and is stuck inside a small, cramped space with Deadpool.

    And, apparently, a slumped, unconscious lump of a man. What the heckaroonie.

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    23 Aug 2023

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    haven't read but looks good

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    Brett sighed and looked down at the folder in his hand.
    “Your name is Peter, right?”
    “Lawyer.”
    “Peter, we haven’t even started talking. Let’s just take a minute to ease up.”
    “Lawyer.”
    “Bud, we haven’t charged you with a crime. This is just talking.”
    “Law. Yer.”

    Goddamn.

    (Brett's encounters with Team Red/vigilantes and their weird fucking way of helping)

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    23 Aug 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    tons of entertaining oneshots between Deadpool&spiderman&daredevil

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