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Fifteen Ways to Make the Most of Your Journey on Skaianet’s Long Haul Class-800 Military-Grade Fleet, With Your Host, Jake English by Opacifica
Fandoms: Homestuck, Homestuck 2
28 Oct 2019
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“Howdy, there! Welcome to the voyage of a lifetime, sponsored by Crockercorp and brought to you proudly by Skaianet research enterprises! I’m sure you’re already chuffed to be off on such a spiffing adventure, whether serving our little universe’s government or otherwise accomplishing the kind of interstellar diplomacy that demands the use of a cruiser of this magnitude. Skaianet’s Long Haul Class-800 Military-Grade Fleet - ah, there’s a mouthful, heh, to think I signed off on this! - well, these lovely ships are equipped with a whole range of amenities. Whether you’ll be ensconced in this reinforced steel hull for a few days or, safely, up to two decades, you’ll be sure to find plenty with which to occupy yourself while your trip is underway!”
Rosebot has altogether too much time to muse over her recent ascension and the accompanying circumstances, mostly-alone on the not-yet-Theseus. Luckily, there's a beta version of some pet project surreptitiously loaded on the cruiser that Dirk... procured. If anyone in paradox space can help her stop overthinking, it has to be Jake English.
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26 Oct 2019
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to forget all thoughts of return by Madame la Problématique (callmearcturus)
Fandoms: Homestuck
20 May 2019
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It starts when Jake asks Dirk to make him some newfangled technical wonder that'll let him watch movies in his sleep.
Then Roxy does what any True Gamer would do and tries to put Skyrim on it.
An ambitious group of friends creates the first MMORPG that you play as you sleep. What could be better than regulating REM cycles while you're running around in a big, gorgeous virtual world? To facilitate the project, the Augmented Reality procgen system keeps watch over the dreamers and builds the world from their imaginations.
Nothing could possibly go wrong.
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- English
- Words:
- 15,920
- Chapters:
- 2/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 32
- Kudos:
- 139
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- 14
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- 2,131
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20 May 2019
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Working together with her fellow void players, Roxy attempts to use her powers to create an Entire Person. They learn the consequences, both good and bad, of playing god.
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21 Feb 2019
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A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.
He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.
AKA: A game crash creates an unholy mashup of who the hell knows how many sburb sessions, and Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit for the brother who fears him, and the friends who don’t remember him. Because that’s what he does. But no Dirk has ever excelled when truly alone. Good thing he isn’t, he just needs to learn how to accept the help.
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- Part 2 of Memory Not Found: Shatterstuck
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 371,512
- Chapters:
- 84/?
- Comments:
- 2,290
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- 1,974
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- 415
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- 71,219
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20 Feb 2019
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The universe spits you out straight onto the roof where you entered the game, and you catch yourself with your face.
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Davesprite struggles with being the Other Dave. Bro is back from the dead, and the Strider apartment is about two times too crowded for everyone involved. Reconciliation takes time and effort, and forgiveness is a thing to be earned.
You have to try, and when that's not enough, you have to try HARDER.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 559,674
- Chapters:
- 73/?
- Comments:
- 1,871
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- 1,840
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09 Jan 2019
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22 Apr 2018
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Danganronpa 413: Hopestuck by vulpineRamblings
Fandoms: Homestuck, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types
15 Apr 2018
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Your name is Karkat Vantas, you have no idea how you ended up trapped inside this schoolhive, and to make things worse some bear wants everyone to kill each other. To top it off the humans and trolls who aren't violent are all idiots and you're definitely going to die here.
Aka a Homestuck Danganronpa AU starring the Alternian trolls and the alpha and beta kids.
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15 Apr 2018
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It's seven years since the game ended. Around four since Dirk and Hal stumbled into their near constantly vacillating relationship.
After a particularly stressful discussion, Hal managed to successfully convince Dirk that perhaps, he would be well served by seeking out professional help.
Problem is, the only professional remotely qualified to help him out is one of the people Dirk has been resolutely avoiding since they first made awkward eye contact.
Rose is entirely too much like Dirk for his comfort, and he hasn't exactly endeared himself to her with his lack of communication. Her wife isn't too happy with him either - Or Hal, for that matter.
So.
Let's talk about puppets.Series
- Part 7 of Tight Pants & Maximum Angst 'Verse
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14 Apr 2018
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Where Karkat discovers the MAGIC of COOKING and uses FOOD to solve ALL issues and make life better.
Also, pairings.
ALL THE PAIRINGS.
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- Part 1 of The Magic of Cooking
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04 Mar 2018
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Everyone had expected for them to win.
No one had really been anticipating waking up in their houses, almost like nothing had ever happened.
It's April of 2009, and the game is over. What may be even harder than the game is reintegrating back into normal society. After all, how do a bunch of traumatized teenagers reintegrate back into society? Especially when two of them had grown up without seeing another human being for the first fifteen years of their lives?
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- Part 1 of hiraeth
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- English
- Words:
- 78,977
- Chapters:
- 82/82
- Comments:
- 768
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- 1,602
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- 32,906
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29 Jan 2018
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After the events of the game, Dave wakes up in a universe that is familiarly unfamiliar. Sburb didn't happen, all their guardians are alive, and Bro is...different.
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- Part 1 of Time Displacement
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- English
- Words:
- 134,821
- Chapters:
- 24/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,194
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- 2,640
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- 647
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- 63,362
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29 Jan 2018
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You are JANE CROCKER, and almost four years ago, the dozen of you in the room all played a game and won. Today is the day you play another game, of high stripping stakes and nudity and a good helping of titillation all round.
You've been looking forward to this for a while now. If all goes to plan, the sexual shenanigans that take place today will be remembered for centuries to come.
(Update, April 30th: officially discontinued. Fan continuations welcome. Passing the strip poker torch to anyone who'll take it.)
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- English
- Words:
- 42,804
- Chapters:
- 38/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 98
- Kudos:
- 157
- Bookmarks:
- 8
- Hits:
- 8,209
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25 Jan 2018
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I'd Trade My Life for Yours by grayimperia
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing
30 Dec 2018
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[Major spoilers for all of V3]
Her classmates have just chosen Saihara as the killer by a margin of one. He finally reaches out to her, and she looks back at him. And Monokuma says something that absolutely shocks both of them to the core.
“Welp! Looks like you guys got it right!”
Kaede’s world stops.
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Three different sacrifices are made, and three different survivors stumble out of the rubble.
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- Part 1 of I'd Trade My Life for Yours
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 398,589
- Chapters:
- 42/42
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 2,408
- Kudos:
- 10,034
- Bookmarks:
- 1,212
- Hits:
- 445,537
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01 Oct 2017
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11 Jul 2017
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The kids wake up on earth with a couple very... unique issues. Oh, and eventually there are trolls.
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- 165,432
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- 4
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- 520
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16 May 2016
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Canon divergent post-game AU focused on Strilonde family fun times.
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- 127,265
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 163
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28 Apr 2016
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Post-SBURB God AU.
It is the year 6016 of the Altearthian Caldendar. Exactly six thousand and sixteen years after the Beta Players won The Game and set themselves up as Gods and Masters of a new melded universe. Money, power, and functional immortality are all pretty sweet but they do nothing to answer the big questions like "what do I do when I walk in on my best friend in the shower?"; "how do I apologize to someone I haven't seen in six thousand years for killing them?" and "how many tigers can I fit into the trunk of a convertible before their owners notice?"
The Gods of Altearthia have all eternity ahead of them...now they just have to figure out how to spend it.
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18 Nov 2015
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11 May 2015
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25 Apr 2015
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Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.
This week EVERYONE IS INVITED for the finale: Marvel's Avengers
For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here
Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 347,755
- Chapters:
- 27/27
- Comments:
- 1,000
- Kudos:
- 950
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- 212
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25 Apr 2015