Excited_Insomniac
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To Be Hurt, Then Healed, Then Sweetly Yield by Excited_Insomniac for s0mmerspr0ssen
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
05 Nov 2025
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A winter holiday with his sister and friends (and Merlin) goes massively wrong when a snowstorm strands Arthur and Merlin alone in the house. With hurt feelings between them, Arthur is sure the only way the day can end is with murder...
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Commander Arthur Pendragon leads the mission to Jupiter to establish a nascent colony in orbit around the gas giant. But once they arrive, a series of inexplicable accidents lead to EVA Specialist Merlin Emrys' death, and Arthur spirals into grief and guilt, jeopardizing the whole mission.
Merlin, however, is not dead, but rather abducted by the draconic derkesthai aliens, who force him into changes both physical and mental. They want to send a message to humanity, and Merlin is to be the messenger. Unless he refuses to obey...
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Fanart for the amazing fic ❤️❤️❤️
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- Part 5 of Author-Actor AU
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Merlin and Arthur are officially together after a whirlwind day of incredible confessions (and a night of amazing sex), but have decided to keep their relationship private for now. After all, Arthur is still a world-famous actor, and Merlin has just started writing a new novel: will the stresses of their creative work drive a wedge between them, or bring them closer together? [Final installment of the actor-author AU]
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- Part 4 of Author-Actor AU
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Geralt Gets A Song by Excited_Insomniac for s0mmerspr0ssen
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
15 Jul 2025
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When an annoying first-time donor comes to the Kaer Morhen Blood Donation Center, all of Geralt's colleagues seem to lose their minds. Thankfully, he's more sensible than them.
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A collection of (unless otherwise stated) unrelated fics written for Kinkalot 2023. Fics had to be rated M or E and Bingo fills had a max word count of 1500 words, though Bonus fills could be longer, and the Main Challenges were limited to 1000. A lot of these were for kinks or ships I'd never written before, and I had great fun!
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Merlin and Arthur are pirates who can finally have a moment to themselves when their ship moors in a harbour for a night. Flirting, rimming and fluff ensues.
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- Part 1 of You're My Land, Ahoy
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09 Oct 2025
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George thinks of himself as a man with good taste and standards.
His clothes, while plain, are always clean and crisp, he carefully washes them after each use, he is always early for work and, as a proud member of the royal household’s staff, he does his best to anticipate the needs of any lords he interacts with.
He does this so as not to disgrace the royal name of the Pendragons whom he serves, unlike some servants.
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Or how George accidentally gets Merlin & Arthur together.- Language:
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20 Jul 2025
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When they're attacked by sorcerers, Merlin's forced to use his magic to protect Arthur and Gwaine. But the spell does something to him, and suddenly Merlin doesn't recognize them and won't say a word. Whatever Arthur and Gwaine may feel, they have to get Merlin back to Camelot before they lose him forever.
In the end, they had to tie Merlin to a tree so he wouldn’t run off in the middle of the night. He spat and growled, and swiped clawed hands at them. “He’ll get better,” Gwaine said when he and Arthur were seated by the fire, a little way away from Merlin, who seemed to be gently gnawing on his forearm.
Arthur stared into the fire with a clenched jaw, shadows running over his face. Gwaine had just about given up on Arthur speaking when he said, “Merlin lied to us for years.”
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12 Jul 2025
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they know me and jack daniels got a history by frankoceansmoonriver
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
23 Feb 2025
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“You look less than pleased to be here,” says a voice to Geralt’s left. It’s jarring enough that someone that he doesn’t recognize is speaking to him that Geralt almost chokes on an ice cube. He swallows hard, then looks towards the voice.
“What gave it away?” He asks. He licks vodka-cherry flavor off his top lip, waiting for this irritatingly pretty stranger to say something shitty.
“Well, you’re nursing a drink and brooding in a corner when you could definitely be doing a lot else. And, no offense, you look confused by your drink. Plus, you’re way too pretty to be here alone.”
Geralt bites down on his bottom lip, trying unsuccessfully to suppress a smile. “That’s a shitty line.”
Or: the bar hookup au nobody asked for.
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- Part 1 of the bar hookup au
Bookmarked by Excited_Insomniac
20 Jun 2025
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King Arthur seeks out the druids to make peace, but is soon haunted by strange dreams of a masked man set on killing him.
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- Part 14 of Kinkalot 2023
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02 Jun 2025