ForFucksSakeJim



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    This is just for me to see how often I use a line from Taylor swift for a title...I’m
    Sure I have a problem

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  1. Rec 4

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    Aziraphale is abandoned by his research team on an old ship. It is there that something else finds him.

    Fanart inspired by Abandoned by AppleSeeds.

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    25 Nov 2025

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    u/city_0f_day_after_tmrw • 45 minutes ago
    I can’t believe the freaks of r/onlyingotham think Superman should move there
    He would have to become mediocre man or possibly even “fucking sucks” man #52nd in water quality #49th in literacy #only thing it’s number one is in is cannibalistic serial killers per capi…

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    27 Jul 2025

  3. Rec 27

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    On a routine mission to gather important specimens, Kirk and Spock make some interesting discoveries about the wonders of nature.

    This is a Spirk-in-a-Cave story.

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    23 Jul 2025

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    Jim’s been having trouble sleeping and coping; Uhura suggests Vulcan neuropressure.

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  5. Rec 74

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    Jim didn't mean to spy. Honest. He just jumps into the shower one evening, soaps dirt and sweat off himself - the away mission was peaceful, but warm, and humid, and the admittedly really hot high-queen insisted on rubbing oil into his neck and shoulders as some kind of traditional gesture of peace - and as he turns around to reach for his 5-in-1 shampoo, something clatters to the ground.
    It's a razor.
    It's a pale pink, and the blades are embedded in some kind of soothing cushion, and the handle looks fucking ergonomical and expensive. For a single, stupid second, Jim thinks that some lady date of Spock's has forgotten it in the shower, but that is ridiculous.
    Spock doesn't date. Spock doesn't date women. Even species without gender or sexuality can sense ten miles against the wind that Spock is a flaming homosexual. One who'd never date the captain.
    Which Jim is fine with. Totally.
    Case in point is: his first officer seems to shave his legs. Or chest. Apparently.

    or: Spock is insecure about his human genes giving him rich, dark, gorgeous body hair. The fact that Jim has been going a little crazy over it since their first away mission helps.

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    holy shit this was gorgeous!!! absolutely stunning!!!!