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“Salutations, God of the Underworld! Let me stay in your realm!”
The myth of Persephone’s kidnapping by Hades may have taken a few liberties. In fact, more than a few.
In which Alastor, God of Spring, deigns to grace Lucifer, God of the Underworld, with his unwanted presence. And as depressed and lonely as he is, Lucifer is still not sure this is a good idea. For Man and Godkind, that is. Meanwhile, Alastor, hoping for some entertainment, finds more to do than he bargained for.
(Greek Gods AU, based loosely on fanart)
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25 Jan 2026
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Ed does't remember what the sun feels like on his face.
He didn’t forget the entire existence of sunny days; he remembers squinting his eyes against the horizon, he remembers having to plan higher water rations, he remembers the stink of a full ship in high summer, he remembers warmth, but only academically.
He can’t remember how it felt in his bones, in his skin, in his chest, to have the center of the entire universe’s light and life pointed right at him.
So when the sun comes back, all he can do is trust his instincts, jump headfirst, and hope he catches him.
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24 Jun 2025
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Marriage and Misery by WyvernQuill
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Sep 2019
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Aziraphale firmly told himself he would not make such a maudlin spectacle of himself any longer.
Fine, then. He loved. Crowley did not.
They were husbands nonetheless, in nothing but name; strangers apart from their wordless shared evenings and some polite conversations on occasion.
Love would not - could not - change a thing.Marriage, especially the arranged variety, is an enterprise wraught with pitfalls; moreso, Lord Aziraphale Fell is quickly learning, when hearts become involved.
Troublesome things, really, hearts.
Only fit to break...- Language:
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19 Apr 2025
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Crowley wakes up in a mental hospital with no memory of how he got there. Without his demonic powers, neither the doctors, nor the people who claim to be his family will believe he is who he says he is. With the evidence against him mounting, his only lifeline to the real world is a cryptic note left by an unseen messenger. The longer he stays in this hospital, the harder it becomes to recall for sure, is Crowley really a demon of Hell? Or has his entire existence been nothing more than a delusion conjured by a grieving mind?
This story is based on artwork by the ineffable Gleafer! Go support her on tumblr (you'll be very happy you did, TRUST ME!
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- Part 1 of Tethered
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19 Apr 2025
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It's 2008, and life isn't going well for Ed Teach. On a whim, he starts playing World of Warcraft, where he makes new friends and meets the love of his life.
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12 Apr 2025
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Speaking in Code by Wosprig
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Feb 2021
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She’d thought about this long and hard. There was no other logical conclusion. Alex inhaled, steepled her hands, and deadpanned, ‘I think Professor Crowley is a demon.’ Marcia sighed a long-suffering sigh.
Aziraphale and Crowley spend their retirement continuing what they started back in Eden: providing humanity with the knowledge and tools to make their way in the world. That, and bewildering the occasional curious student.Bookmarked by LostMe
13 Mar 2025
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“Give me the key,” Stede said, holding out his hand for the key to Ed's handcuff. “Please. We can discuss this later, but Ed’s a person, he deserves better than this. This isn’t how we do things on this ship.”
When Stede finds Ed chained to the railing of the ship at the beginning of s2e4, he can't allow it to continue.
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05 Mar 2025
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Following a bad injury, Ed spirals into depression and self-loathing. His spiral is cut short by the death of his work colleague and the complicated ball of feelings that comes with it. Hoping to escape, Ed accepts a job offer from his friend Jackie and moves to a secluded little house that needs renovating. But when truly horrifying things start happening in the house, Ed finds himself trapped in a different kind of spiral.
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21 Feb 2025
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A Crack in Everything by demolitionwoman for lizzieisdizzy
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Mar 2024
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Update: Now includes beautiful art by Haflacky!
Someone's voice was rough and jagged and pathetic, which Ed knew for a fact couldn't be him. He'd never been pathetic a day in his life and he wasn't about to start now just because his head was full of knives.
Stede tutted and murmured something, Ed couldn't tell what but it sounded sympathetic and he fucking hated how it made the vise around his heart tighten, a distant bloom of hope unfurling that Ed immediately crushed.
Prompt: What if Ed wasn't thrown off the Revenge in S2E4? What if Stede nursed him back to health instead?
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17 Feb 2025
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Edward Teach has risen to fame singing songs that have become an anthem for those raging against the world and trying to find themselves. He's one of the most famous musicians in the world and one of the few omegas who has risen to stardom standing on his own two feet. He's independent and proud of the fact, but after two decades of recording and tours he's begun to feel as though the persona of Blackbeard is a hollow one. When he splits from his boyfriend barely a month away from his heat he decides to do something he'd never have considered while younger, hiring an alpha for company.
Stede Bonnet is used to being a failure. He's failed his father, failed his beta wife, failed his children. In fact, he's so used to failure that he finally broke the chains of his old life and decided to just be himself. After quitting his father's business, divorcing his wife so she can be with the man she loves, and setting out on his own he decides to enjoy a bit of pettiness and accept a job offer he knows will enrage his father. Working as a paid alpha escort for omegas seeking simple companionship or even wanting an alpha to spend their heat with.
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- Part 2 of Our Flag Means Omegaverse
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09 Feb 2025
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Stede Bonnet has been a beta for 46 years until one year everything changes. He's gotten a divorce, a new apartment, a new job, and suddenly he's presented as an omega with no idea how to deal with all the new changes. As his first heat looms he does his best to get by. After all, he's not a pup, he should be able to handle being in heat, right? It can't be THAT bad.
Edward Teach has been listening to his neighbor read bedtime stories through the thin walls of their apartment. They're soothing, comforting even, and he's come to love them. He'd already had a bit of crush on the beta, but when he opens his door one morning to a flush faced Stede Bonnet asking for pillows and the scent of omega, that crush soon hits critical mass.
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- Part 4 of Our Flag Means Omegaverse
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09 Feb 2025
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As a boy, Ed Teach dreamed of voyaging through the stars. Now, Ed is the undisputed best starship captain in the business, with almost thirty years of perfect service under his belt, and the future he'd dreamed of isn't all it's cracked up to be. When Ed suddenly breaks his perfect flight record by crashing his ship during a routine pre-voyage test flight, he's assigned to mentor newbie starship captain Stede Bonnet on his first flight. Together, maybe, Ed will be able to find his faith in a happy ending again.
A story about identity, learning to belong, and how to cope when the future isn't all we'd hoped it would be.
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23 Dec 2024
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only then I am human, only then I am clean by gaydreaming
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 Feb 2024
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Piece by piece, Ed returns to himself, leaving Blackbeard and the Kraken behind. But when he's confronted by his devolved relationships with the crew and with Stede, as well as the state that he's let himself fall into, he can't help but feel ashamed. What better to help him get back on his feet than Stede Bonnet's tender, loving care.
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Set after S2 E4, when Ed and Stede return to the Revenge.Bookmarked by LostMe
14 Dec 2024
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Stede is not prepared for Ed’s eyes to be boring into him the moment he breaches the entrance. Only his head is above water, eyeing Stede like a crocodile ready to bite and thrash. He hadn’t even washed his face yet but Stede could see debris sitting at the top of the water.
“Alright,” Stede says, “Let’s get you cleaned up.”
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14 Dec 2024
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Blackbeard is untouchable.
Not impervious to harm, nah he’s got the scars to prove that. He’s been stabbed and cut and burned and whipped and hit, less so these days, but it happens.
No, what it is, is that no one wants to touch Blackbeard.
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11 Dec 2024
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blue as cut sapphires and shining like gold by suchgreatheights
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Sep 2022
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Stede, a history professor specializing in the golden age of piracy, is fascinated when art professor Edward Teach joins his humble university’s faculty. Even more fascinating are the rumors that Ed is actually the famous, anonymous artist, Blackbeard. Stede falls a little bit in love. Then a lot.
Across the academic year, Stede tips headfirst into dizzying romance, mind-blowing sex, and happiness he couldn't have dreamed up if he'd tried. He learns lessons he never knew he needed, forcing him to reevaluate everything from his career goals to his relationships with his children. Ed is at the center of it all, teaching Stede at every turn exactly how wonderful life can be—and the startling speed with which fear and hesitation could snatch away his newfound love.
Eventually, the only thing that matters for them both is learning enough about love to stop it from slipping through their fingers.
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07 Dec 2024
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“Give me a reason not to carve your heart out,” Ed whispers.
And Stede can’t think of one.
He can think of plenty of reasons he doesn’t want his heart carved out, but how could he expect any of them to matter to Ed?
“Stede.” Ed’s voice breaks, dragging Stede’s eyes back up from where they’ve been staring at the floor in shame. “Please.”
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07 Dec 2024
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i don't know anything (but i know i miss you) by ShowMeAHero
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Mar 2022
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“What the hell’s happened to you?” Stede demands. It’s his voice, in his body, and he almost seems living, and it’s— It has to be the last thing Ed ever sees. He has to die with him burned on the insides of his eyelids.
Stede’s eyes are tracking over him, rising up to meet his eyes, locking with him. It feels so real. He can’t help the hysterical laugh that comes up and out of him, impossibly grateful for this last delusion.
Without hesitating, he lurches forward, grabbing Stede and yanking him into his arms. Stede makes a confused noise of protest, briefly, but it fades instantly and his arms come up, too, wrapping around Ed without hesitation. He doesn’t smell the same; instead, he’s all salt and sweat and sun, baked into his skin. Ed buries his face in his hair, fingers clawing at the impossibly real feel of him, the hallucination made solid in his arms.
“Thank fuck,” Ed says into his hair, voice breaking. “I didn’t want to die without seeing you one last time.”
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07 Dec 2024
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In the aftermath of some life-altering decisions on both sides, Edward and Stede navigate reuniting, learning what it is that they really want and how to ask for it, as well as surviving in a world that is nowhere near ready to just let them rest. Or, finding their way back to each other is only the very beginning.
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- 25/25
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07 Dec 2024
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Stede comes back.
Ed does too. It just takes a little longer.
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07 Dec 2024