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    It's a lovely night in Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizza-Plex, and you are a horrible goose.

    Super short, just a single chapter, and packed full of silly shenanigans! You are a goose a la 'untitled goose game' and you decide to have some good silly goose fun for a night in the plex! You confuse and maybe even befriend baffled animatronics and knock a lot of things over and do a considerable amount of honking. That's all, its just a silly fun little fic! Enjoy!! <3

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    20 Feb 2024

  2. Rec *

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    The many parts of Steven's universe.

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    Earth's protectors meet Earth's avengers.

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    20 May 2020

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    Top shelf, God-tier shit y'all, go read it

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    You’re just an average, happy human, going about life, trying to forge your way in the world. Fortunately, you’ve landed a nice job that pays well, you’re steadily and reliably working your way out of the debt you gained from moving to the city, and you found a great apartment (with a chill roommate, Sans, a polite skeleton monster with puns up his sleeve and an indecipherable gaze) for surprisingly little rent.

    Everything’s fine.

    And then, without warning, two more skeletons seem to show up out of nowhere at your and Sans’s shared apartment. The first to appear is Red, a hot-blooded, sharp-grinned alcoholic who isn’t shy to share his less than savoury intentions with you, with crude gestures and pick-up lines galore.

    ... And the second is a tall, broad, but quiet skeleton who immediately goes by the pseudonym Skull, sporting a huge crack in his head and a single, engorged red iris, that never seems to stop staring at you.

    You’re not sure why both of them won’t leave you alone, or why Sans seems so desperate to stop them from interacting with you... But hey, what harm could come from it?

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    19 Feb 2019

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    You just wanted to get a Sansy bitty. He was funny and calm and low-maintenance. Perfect for you. But in the course of less than 24 hours, you went from no bitties to two. And the surprise one is angry. So, so angry.

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    19 Feb 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 35

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    Princess Toriel, a mother still grieving the loss of her two children, obtains the throne from her power-obsessed father-in-law in a violent political coup. Her family shattered, she perseveres - and, somehow, the gears in the mountain city of Home keep turning.

    In a world of shady dealings, soul experimentation, underhanded politics and a monarchy desperately pursuing reform, there are plenty who would influence events in Ebott - both for power, for fame... and, in some cases, for love.

    The Queen will need all the blessings she can get.

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    29 Jan 2019