ParanoidVCR
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Lucifer despite being the angel of Light or ex angel of light isn't the brightest bulb in the shed but he tries and he cares a whole lot and that's what matters he's also very corny and horney.
Vox is at the hotel on business and runs into him and after a totally lovely conversation finds himself somewhat infatuated with the short idiot I mean King.
Alastor's also there and very upset Vox isn't at war with him in the streets at the moment.
Maybe the three of them could get along for more than a second to all get what they want? (Nah)
(Set before season 2 ending season 2 divergence I guess????)
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Husk and Anthony are best friends when they were children one day, an unfortunate 'accident' happens after Hust comes back from visiting Anthony in the hospital trying to cheer him up, after a very concerning event.
Husk and Anthony made a promise to each other, kind of, if neither of them we're married by 30 they would marry each other. Husk kind of forgot about that promise. Anthony certainly didn't and goes by Don Angel the New York Mafia now.
It starts to come back a little bit when Husk gets the invitation to their wedding, woops.
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The Cinnamon Roll Princess and the Lesbian Cactus by ParanoidVCR
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Mar 2026
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The War Between Heaven and Hell is over and in order to commemorate the peace between the two realms it was decided that a marriage between Angel and Demon symbolizing the unity should take place.
Charlie as the Princess isn't exactly thrilled about suddenly being thrusted into an arranged marriage with some random stranger, and forced to move to Heaven for it but is for the sake of her people and she will face it with honor.
Vaggie stabbed the Speaker of God and is trying to figure out how why everyone in Heaven is telling her she's now betrothed to the Princess of Hell also she met a hot lady without wings or a halo so that was weird.
Charlie just wants to do the right thing by her people Vaggie just wants to go back to stabbing things.
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The first extermination rains down on Hell with a terror so great and a violence so cruel it fills the streets with carnage and death never seen before. In the midst of all that there is only one thing on Alastor's mind.
Save the only soul he loves in this place, before it's too late.
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- Part 5 of Hypno Week Shananigins 2026
- Part 6 of Proto Vox Has a Bad Time
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Death Note users turn into new Shinigami upon their death, and more than one Shinigami can come from the same note too. Ryuk knows this and still drop kicks his extra to the human world.
Really its actually very fortunate Light Yagami picked it up and decided hell yeah, he love to be a god of death and judgment. Now they just have to teach him this thing called subtleties.
Oh, hey and Rem's here to help that girl Jelouse died for how nice. Things are mostly on track at least until Light catches the attention of the world's greatest detective with his messy wonton murdering sprees- no, justice delivery system.
Unfortunately, Light decides a chance to impress(correction best) the mighty L is too good a challenge to pass by.
Even more unfortunately, L is Light's 'I can feel horney in the heart and dick' awakening, oh no.
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Hypno Week Shananigins 2026 by ParanoidVCR
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
08 Mar 2026
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RadioStatic is my one true pairing despite the fact that canon them makes me so frustrated I want to cry. Please expect these two to be my version of the characters and for the fics to (mostly) not be canon compliant. I love and hate them at the same time, but apparently I'm just as emotionally damaged as Vox and either route leads to the same kind of obsession.
Enjoy! ❤️
PS I love Vox unconditionally and he is everything to me.
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Problem Universe by ParanoidVCR
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
05 Oct 2025
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Vox tries to be a good friend to Alastor, he really does. It was routine at this point to bring him back to his house when he got too drunk.
What Vox didn't expect was said friend, in a state of questionable consciousness, crawling on top of him in the middle of the night.
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- Part 11 of Xaelei's RadioStatic One-shots
Bookmarked by ParanoidVCR
28 Feb 2026
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Bestie giftie!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 110/10 very v coded
Reread count: 1
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What if before making his proposition of partnership to Alastor, Vox went to Alastor's good friend to ask for advice?
And Mimzy, knowing exactly how such a proposition would end, advised Vox to use the best assets he had on him - his voobs?
Alastor never stood a chance.Inspired by a tumblr post:
I know this advice is like, 70 years too late, but tbh Vox you should have spent less time practicing your speech and complimenting Alastor and just took off your silly little vest and unbuttoned the top like 3 or 4 buttons of your shirt, and then crossed your arms and leaned forward and then made your cute digital eyes as big as possible before asking your question.
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Reflections on the Formation and Distribution of Power by Doctor_Briarwood
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Mar 2026
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It’s fine. It’s totally fine that Alastor is back – he is completely normal about it. In fact, he’s got plans. Good plans, nay great plans, to finally get the edge over the Radio Demon, once and for all. And, sure, if he gets more power in the process, that’s fine, too.
Or Vox begins a foray into politics and local government.
Who knew there’d be fine print?
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Bookmarked by ParanoidVCR
20 Jan 2026
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Ch:42
Note to self: How the fuck did you not think to bookmark your place?
Reread count: 1
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In a set series of data, there's always those stupid little outliers. Those things that make no sense in the grander designs of the universe, random bits of chaos inserted just to drive him up the wall. When every program, every example, every equation spits out the same exact answer, he expects, generally, for things to follow the pattern. Follow the dotted line on the nice pretty graph! It can actually give you answers on what to expect!
Profits are up! Pride's sky is red! And Vox is going to stay at the top of this pyramid, thank you very much.
But, because nothing is ever simple, there has to be outliers.
And this one, in particular, is proving...problematic.
Bookmarked by ParanoidVCR
09 Jan 2026
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Ch 4
Sphinx oc fic!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️
Reread count:1