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He's Kylo Ren. He's one of the top ten richest men in New York, in the top 50 of the world. He should not be standing in disguise in a 24 hour dingy laundromat, doing his own laundry like some ordinary citizen.
And then she comes in, wearing what are obviously her 'laundry day' clothes, big orange headphones, and a smile brighter than the sun.
Most of his clothes are 'dry clean only', but when did anyone actually listen to those tags, anyway?- Language:
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01 Sep 2025
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if you don't know what the squad is, then you weren't invited to be a part of it - you don't get to attend the events and activities, you won't be asked to meet significant others, and we definitely don't give a shit about your favourite colour :)
hashtag squad goals, featuring: squad dad chris miller; team mom connor; gay disaster gavin reed; useless lesbian tina chen; tired father hank anderson, who did not sign up for this shit, no sir, not at all... and fbi agent, nines.
ooooh... ~*~nines~*~with special appearances from: shannon, the prettiest android that ever lived, tina is most definitely not biased, nope, shut up, thank you; the exasperated captain fowler who most certainly will get acquitted from any murders he commits, please can everyone just do their fucking job, please? the odd appearance from the ensemble cast from the dpd, but who cares about them? the new jericho crew, because we deffo care about them... and other random faces, who cares, literally who even cares about them?
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08 May 2023
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Literally the cutest ‘DPD squad’ series of fics ever to be made
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25 Jun 2022
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Sex and mind fuckery written with the intertexuality, symbolisim, and tension of Something beyond our human level of understanding.
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Izzy's just so buttoned-up, how is Lucius supposed to resist the urge to seduce him?
It doesn't go well.
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Playing with both the crossover of genre conventions between Stede's universe and Izzy and Ed's original one, but basically doing a deep dive into trauma response and navigating complex relationships between the crew and Izzy when Izzy is forced into a position where he has to share revealing and intimate things about himself. Lots of focus on the aftermath of abuse and trauma, playing with freeze responses and the way the different crewmembers navigate all this.
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13 Jun 2022
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Jayce had not anticipated his downfall being an eleven year old.
Or: Jayce encounters a little trouble while infiltrating Viktor's lab.
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26 May 2022
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The Lovecraftean Lovers of the Scottish Countryside by arthureameslove
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
01 Mar 2022
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There is a café down at the end of the road in a little town in the Scottish countryside, a meandering hour from the coast, that does not seem like much from the outside. The building itself is an old one, the lights and bright, cheery colors from inside not quite managing to disguise its age. The owners are...peculiar. English. Each a bit frightening, in their own way, on first glance.
But the café is never empty. The chill of the Scottish winds never manages to breach the doors. Not a single patron ever feels the sting of melancholy, even if they nurse a cuppa alone. They say the place is a cure for loneliness. They say if you tell the one with the scars about your nightmares, he'll take them from you.
And it certainly helps, they say, that the tea is never cold and the cakes are the best in the county.
All that, and you can forgive the other kinds of stories.
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- Part 2 of The Lovecraftean Lovers
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02 Mar 2022
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“Come in, Martin,” he says, not looking up from his notes.
“Hi, Jon,” he says, and Jon stops writing at the sound of his voice. “We’re out of the green tea, but we’ve got lemon?”
Jon looks at him. Martin smiles at him in his usual tentative way as he sets the mug of tea down on Jon’s desk. Heat spikes so sharply in his gut that he twitches with it.
“Thank you, Martin,” he says, mouth dry, and he stands up.
“Oh,” he says, sounding almost surprised. He smiles again. “No-- no problem-- um, what are you--”
Jon takes Martin by the shoulders, leans up on the tips of his toes, and kisses him.
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25 Feb 2022
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“Elias?” Peter stood in the doorway, frowning at the sight before him. Elias Bouchard sitting cross-legged on the living room floor doing a jigsaw puzzle with, well... a child.
“Yes darling?” Elias had looked up from the puzzle, his eyes turning to his husband, a sharp smile on his lips. “Do come in, you’re letting the heat out.”
Peter walked in, closing the door behind him. “Forgive me if this is a stupid question, but what is that?”
Elias grinned. “This is Martin, he lives with us now, which you would know if you bothered to check your emails dearest.” He turned his gaze to Martin. “Martin this is Peter, my husband.”
“Hi!” Martin waved one small, pudgy hand. “Wanna help us with the puzzle?”
“Yes, Peter,” Elias patted the floor beside himself. “Come help us with the puzzle.”
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Lonelyeyes adopt a nine year old Martin and are surprisingly competent dads.
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23 Feb 2022
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“What--” He stops to compulsively lick his lips. His back hits the wall-- he’d started backing up at some point and he hadn’t noticed. He can’t tear his eyes away from the man on his couch. No. The creature. “What are you?”
Martin finally looks up from his book. He looks at Jon. He doesn’t look like Prentiss. He isn’t full of gaping holes that should have killed him, he isn’t covered in squirming, shiny white worms, he doesn’t smell like a moldy, rotting corpse. He looks like a pleasant, normal man. He has freckles scattered across the bridge of his nose, his cheeks. Monsters shouldn’t have freckles, Jon thinks nonsensically.
“I’m your boyfriend,” the monster sitting on his couch says, as if this is a matter that is not up for debate, that Jon has no say in.
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21 Feb 2022
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Loki: the Rewrite by antigoneburiedalive, Ascell, Flyingbooks42, Hydrophius, Loki_Lover_1234, WaywardScorn, willow_of_stars, wnnbdarklord, worstloki
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Mar 2022
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He was afforded not even a second to process what had just happened. There was no moment to think, no moment to consider the potential consequences, no moment to hesitate: all he knew was that the Tesseract was right there, at his feet, before his eyes, within his reach, that its infinite power called out to him with an overpowering, pulsating hum that brilliantly sang of hope and freedom and opportunity and vengeance.
The decision practically made itself.
Or: the rewrite to Loki (2021) you have all been waiting for.
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11 Feb 2022
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nor any more youth or age than there is now by Ravenesta
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
08 Feb 2020
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The local Primary school has a new teacher. He is, to say the very least, odd.
A series of statements regarding the interactions of the townsfolk with one Jonathan Sims, never formally given.
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30 Jan 2022
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Share and Share Alike - Am I The Asshole? by Anonymous
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
27 Sep 2020
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The fic Share And Share Alike, as told through Reddit "Am I the Asshole" posts.
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11 Jan 2022
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nights without sleep and days that burn by ruffboi
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
06 Dec 2021
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There was no madness in the eyes looking out from behind lank white hair, close enough he could reach out and brush it behind the witcher's ear.
"Are you bound to defend and serve me?" Julian asked, tilting his head slightly.
"Yes," the wolf growled, low and rumbling and nearly inaudible.
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Prince Julian of Kerack, when he came of age and was officially named his father's heir, was gifted four bound and controlled witchers by the king of Kaedwen: the last four wolves of Kaer Morhen. Julian would prefer to accept the gift and set them free, but is forbidden from doing that on pain of their deaths. So instead, all he can do is apologize and treat them decently.
This simple, compassionate act sets off a series of events that will irrevocably change his life, his witchers' lives, and the lives of everyone living in the Northern Kingdoms.
(Technically incomplete in that the current ending was not the planned endpoint, but does not have a cliffhanger and is functionally a complete story. Subscribe to be notified when the hiatus ends.)
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10 Jan 2022
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your song's got me feeling like by DivineProjectZero
Fandoms: Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz
10 Jul 2017
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"Actually," the DJ says, "I watched you dance for a while."
God, he just wants to have this man for one night.
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18 Aug 2021
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The Trouble With Wanting by A_nonnie_mouse
Fandom: Shadow and Bone (TV), Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
05 Apr 2022
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14 Jun 2021
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He’d surprised her on her last birthday – and surprised her good. Inej wore a crooked grin on her lips in the dark when she thought of it, as she held lock picks in her teeth. That sly, clever bastard.
She’d get him this time.
A lovely anonymous on Tumblr asked for a little something about Kaz and Inej celebrating a birthday, and I got kinda carried away.
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13 Jun 2021
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To Have a Father That Doesn't Try to Kill You (Purposely) by idontsleeplol
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
25 Jul 2018
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Before Wylan even realized it, he had begun to replace "Kaz" with "Dad".
(Or, five times Wylan thought of Kaz as a dad and the one time he actually called Kaz "Dad".)
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12 Jun 2021
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Inej and Kaz come together in fits and starts.
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12 Jun 2021
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network connectivity problems by BasicBathsheba for great_merlins_beard
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
12 Jan 2019
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[UNKNOWN NUMBER]: (10:45): i mean like, how should I fix this
BAZ PITCH: (10:46): Why would I know?
[UNKNOWN NUMBER]: (10:46): you’re tech support?
BAZ PITCH: (10:47): I most definitely am not.
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21 Apr 2021
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Yours, Dandelion by dapperyklutz
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
03 Apr 2022
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“Why is it forked?” ten-year-old Geralt asks Jaskier with a curious tilt of his head.
Jaskier shrugs. “I thought it looked nice. Why draw one road when you can draw two, right? And besides, that way you can choose which path to take!”
Geralt frowns. “But what if you don’t want to go in the same direction as me?"
“Don’t be silly, I’d follow you anywhere! You’re my best friend!”
“Well, I’d follow you, too.”
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Jaskier has a secret. Well, he has two.
The first is that he's in love with Geralt Rivia, captain of the rugby team and his childhood best friend. Only, they're no longer best friends. His second secret is that he writes poems dedicated to Geralt and anonymously posts it at the school's Freedom Wall under the pseudonym of Dandelion. And the thing is, Dandelion has become so popular - more popular than Jaskier - that it's getting more difficult to keep his silence when it's clear that Geralt is starting to develop feelings for the mysterious lovesick poet.
How naïve was Jaskier to think that it would be so easy.
(Now with fan art.)
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Bookmarked by TellmesomethingIdontknow
16 Apr 2021