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stories that, fundamentally, revolve around exploring what romance is like when you're a catgirl time clone. also what it's like to have a catgirl time clone, and also what it's like to be *married to* someone who has a catgirl time clone, and also what it's like to be dating the catgirl time clone herself. or dating the girl who's married to the girl who has the catgirl time clone. y'know. standard homestuck stuff
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07 Aug 2026
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Princess Bubblegum has made the biggest mistake of her life, resulting in a zombie apocalypse. And now it's up to her to fix it. Isolating herself from Finn and Jake and deceiving Marceline about the outbreak only makes it worse. But she made these decisions out of guilt, and she can't undo them. She knows her actions will have consequences.
Edit: This fic is unfinished and may remain that way forever as I am working on various other projects :( Hoping to come back to this at some point though!!
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12 May 2026
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Jade Harley was the loneliest girl in the world, and now she's the loneliest girl on all of earth c. Dirk Strider somehow understands. This is not a good thing.
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06 May 2026
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The Faceless will be forgotten. The sheep never notice the wolf.
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05 Apr 2026
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Ten years after a childhood kiss and an abrupt goodbye, Jake English and Dirk Strider collide in a crowded cafe.
Jake is an archaeology student looking for the past and Dirk is a mechanic trying to outrun it. As their worlds overlap again, they realize that while the names and faces have changed, the "unfinished sentence" of their friendship is far from over.
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11 Mar 2026
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The Dersite royal family are famed for their powerful magic, but Prince Dave does not have any. Prospit is an insular nation who believes magic to be inherently corrupting and wicked, and yet Princess Jade has magic flowing through her veins. When their marriage is arranged to end a centuries-long war, they have a lot to figure out.
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- English
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11 Mar 2026
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shag, emotionally devastate beyond all recognition, kill by artreactor
Fandoms: Homestuck
17 Feb 2022
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Jake remembers that he hates Fanta. TLDR: This causes the ego death of thousands.
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23 Feb 2026
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There's no happy ending for people like us. We exist to be misery lit.
(Part of the DirkJake Big Bang 2021, with artwork by @mayceart)
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19 Feb 2026
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As a powerful 300-year-old vampire, Dirk Strider should know how to get whatever he wants, yet securing the attention of an attractive mortal named Jake English continues to be Hell on Earth.
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01 Feb 2026
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A big, fat line of D’s ran down his screen—honestly, not that different from normal, all things considered.
But at the bottom, written in bright red letters, all caps, bolded for stupid emphasis as if he couldn’t tell something really fucking bad from something really fucking maybe okay actually, spelled his inescapable doom: MINIMUM GPA REQUIREMENT NOT MET, STUDENT ON ACADEMIC PROBATION UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. SEE ADVISOR IMMEDIATELY.
Fuck.
Dave Strider is a junior in college and nearing the end of his rope. After two years of fumbling his way through his computer science and engineering classes, the other shoe has finally dropped: he's fucked it up. Coping comes in the form of a loud-mouthed barista that Dave can't seem to do anything except enrage, while Karkat seems incapable of getting Dave to fuck off for good, for better or for worse. With a month-long winter break looming, loneliness begins to set in. Shit gets dire, bro.
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31 Jan 2026
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13 Jan 2026
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June Egbert feels stuck in a dead timeline, full of regret for not having transitioned earlier. Her retcon abilities offer her an enticing option: to go back and change everything.
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- Part 1 of Early June
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23 Oct 2025
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The Beta Kids had only been a band for a month or two before creative differences break them up. The four members each find their own ways to express their musical talents.
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20 Oct 2025
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07 Oct 2025
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There is nothing fundamentally different about her that should make her unique. There is nothing that separates her from the other statues in the museum, nothing that should make her a singularity. It is just a statue of a woman.
Or, the story of an artist, a birth and a life.
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23 Sep 2025
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Jade asks Rose to surrogate her child. Any good friend would help out. Right?
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22 Sep 2025
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June and Nepeta get into a fight the day before they start university, and they're roomates. Great. At least June's good company, and Nepeta's one fierce kitty. Too bad no one wants to hear out Nepeta's idea of being a cool biker fighting gang.
...At least, until an actual fighter gang shows up
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20 Sep 2025
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Dave Strider, 30, has a problem: His formerly comfortable life in New Alternia Hills has been slowly uprooted over the past three years. His sister, Rose, moved away and left him her old house three months ago. After what feels like a lifetime of trying to find a new friend group, he breaks down and lets his ridiculously wealthy twin pay for some convoluted "rent-a-friend" scheme.
Karkat Vantas, 25, needs $20,000 to pay off his student loans, and he thinks he's found a (mostly) painless way to do it. All he has to do is avoid falling for his (admittedly pretty hot) employer.
Clearly, nothing can go wrong here.
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- Part 1 of why is everyone demanding money from me?
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John was tired of trying to be in bands that didn’t really stop trying to be hardcore. However, this is Illinois and 2001. Referencing a pop punk band’s origins but being original eventually. Girl problems and being an ultra mega virgin never hurt anyone…
This is JohnVris heavy but I’m trying to incorporate more relationships!
Very happy to hear any suggestions or friendly criticism! I’m a noob when it comes to writing so please don’t feel like problems should be ignored!
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- Part 2 of Homestuck (The Band)
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07 Sep 2025
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god i fucking love band au's give them all to me
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June Egbert gets a late-night visitor who becomes more of a permanent housecat. I mean houseguest. Some character development ensues.
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- Part 1 of set yourself on fire
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03 Sep 2025