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Dean Winchester doesn’t get ghosted.
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- Part 27 of destiel one-shots
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There are two things Dean Winchester knows for certain:
1. Bert and Ernie are Gay
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The exhausted mind doesn’t play by John Winchester’s rules.
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- Part 26 of destiel one-shots
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if you can read this bumper sticker, you’re too close by captcas
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
05 Mar 2023
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A new customer to Heavenly Sweets Bakery and Cafe has wormed their way into Castiel’s head. He’s stunning and funny and seemingly everywhere around town. Is it fate? Or maybe just dumb luck? Either way, Castiel won’t let this guy be the one that got away.
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Dean wears Castiel’s trenchcoat and it’s 100% totally not because he wants Mick Davies to see.
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- Part 25 of destiel one-shots
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my humble contributions to @duckyboos and @The_Hunted11’s SeMEn Club’s Promptober challenge
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During the summer of 1975, a string of young men keep turning up dead in the city of Lawrence, Kansas. All within walking distance from one another. All frequenters of the same local nightclub. All appearing peacefully asleep in their beds save for the brutal marks of strangulation encircling their throats. It seems to be the work of a man the local news stations are calling the ‘Sleepytime Strangler’ – a nickname Castiel loathes – but the body count is up to eight with no signs of being caught.
Castiel begins to feel like it’s all just a little too easy.
Out one night at his usual hunting ground, he finds the challenge he’s been searching for in a attractive stranger named Dean, but before he can make his move, Dean’s gone and someone else has to take his place. Over the coming weeks, he can’t stop thinking about him: about the one that got away. And as it happens, the man from across the bar is relatively easy to hunt down, but what he doesn’t account for are the feelings he begins to develop for him or the fact that Dean Winchester has secrets of his own.
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15 Jan 2023
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just call my name ('cause I'll hear you scream) by Castielslostwings for Jeremy_of_Chitaqua
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
14 Jan 2023
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It’s doubtful that today’s Summoner is any sort of threat. Natural enemies aren’t something that Castiel is even aware of having at the current moment, and Hunters are rare in this day and age. The ones who persist and are privy to his existence should equally understand that challenging such a creature wouldn’t be productive (for them). No, Castiel suspects that the being on the other end of this spell wants what most beings want from him—a granted wish.
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14 Jan 2023
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With a jolt- a terrible, gasping noise- Cas wakes as if forced into this world all over again. Dean only has a second to take in the pale of his skin and watch the way Cas’s bottom lip trembles before Cas has both hands braced against Dean’s chest and pushes with a force that knocks the wind out of him.
The Oof! that blooms out of Dean’s throat seems to snap Cas out of whatever state of terror he was still in because he blinks as if to clear a fog from his eyes before a different sort of awful expression crosses his face.
“Dean, I- I’m so sorry-”
“Hey, man,” Dean says. He’s trying his best to keep his voice soothing, but there’s a strange tremor in his fingers still. “Hey, it’s okay, it’s alright. Been there, done that. Just glad you didn’t have a gun under your pillow.”
or the one where cas went to the empty and got brought back human, but the confession never happened before he got taken
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07 Jan 2023
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This is the day that marked the Holy and Blessed Union of Dean Winchester and Jo Harvelle.
The merging of prominent bloodlines is always a grand occurrence, but breeding pedigree hunter families like Winchester and Harvelle is something to be rejoiced. It is also something to be meticulously planned, which thankfully the Host is very good at.
Or, the romantic comedy where Dean Winchester and Jo Harvelle are destined to get married, Castiel is given the task of playing matchmaker and fails terribly, the entire Heavenly Host becomes a sitcom audience, God warns against male pregnancy, and Jimmy Novak is incredibly unimpressed with angels in general.
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06 Jan 2023
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this fic made me laugh so hard i choked on a sideways pita chip and almost died. but had i died i would’ve died happy.
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In which Dean Winchester gets an unsolicited dick pic from an unknown sender which is both totally not disappointing in that it's a really nice dick pic, and incredibly disappointing in that it's clearly a downloaded picture of his favorite porn star.
There's absolutely no way it's actually this porn star sending it to him, right?
Right?
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- Part 1 of The Dick Pic 'Verse