20 Bookmarks by cjgotcrazy
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04 Feb 2026
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And Trent’s not a mess! He’s not. He’s got his life entirely together. He chose to reveal his source and give up his position with The Independent. He chose to start chasing book authorship as his new branch of his career tree. He chose his flat, and his car, and his life, down to the brands of tea he buys and the sorts of people he spends time with and the sheet sets he puts on his and Beatrice’s beds. He’s an adult man, for Christ’s sake.
Of course, he’s got his life together. Everything is under his control, and it’s all fine. It’s entirely, completely, fully fine.
Taking one last steadying breath, Trent opens his eyes and looks over the line of seven tests on the counter: the first he took a few hours ago, and the six he just took since.
Each and every last one of them says he’s pregnant.
Some have plus signs, some have two lines, some simply have the word pregnant. All of them may as well come together to form a little sign reading, Congratulations, Trent! You did it! You’ve finally made a goddamn bloody mess out of everything! Just wait until you have to tell Ted!
Trent’s stomach turns for more reasons than one.
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- Part 1 of read our constellations
- Language:
- English
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- 214,283
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Comments:
- 664
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15 Oct 2024
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Ted, back in Kansas and struggling with his return home, gets a two a.m. phone call from Jamie. It ends up opening everyone’s eyes to a lot of other things.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 31/?
- Comments:
- 996
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- 1,212
- Bookmarks:
- 250
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- 38,257
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15 Oct 2024
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Klaus is thirteen years old and he is not allowed to leave his room.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 15/15
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- 11
- Comments:
- 1,492
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- Bookmarks:
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27 Feb 2024
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- 67
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01 Feb 2024
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do androids dream of electric sheep? by the_crownless_queen
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
30 Nov 2020
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Number Four is crying, and Grace was made to care for those children.
-- In which Grace was created to protect the children of the Academy. Even, as it turns out, from their father.
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- Part 1 of mother be good
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- English
- Words:
- 27,365
- Chapters:
- 12/13
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,402
- Kudos:
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01 Feb 2024
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The team is woken by a dream of a new immortal. He’s easy enough to track down - Nicolò di Genova, Italian, age 30 - but… he’s not exactly what they were expecting.
“Copley,” Andy began, her voice surprisingly cool and collected. “Tell us what we’re looking at here.”
“This is precisely why I wanted to do my due diligence,” Copley explained. “From what you’ve all told me about your pasts, I was expecting a soldier or something along those lines. But you’re looking at Father di Genova.”
“He’s… a priest,” Joe said slowly, wide-eyed and disbelieving.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Collections:
- 1
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25 Feb 2022
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Six years after Mickey goes to jail, he's released on parole. He does his best to build a "normal" life and a relationship with his son while juggling the scars of his past.
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- Bookmarks:
- 1,503
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19 Feb 2022
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I Wasn't Quite Alone (You'd Also Touched The Dead Before) by siriuspiggyback
Fandom The Umbrella Academy (TV)
04 Nov 2021
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- 2
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19 Feb 2022
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How Four and Seven Learn To Love Themselves And Stop The Apocalypse by StillTryingToFly
Fandom The Umbrella Academy (TV)
03 Mar 2020
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A canon divergent AU where Hazel kidnaps both Klaus and Vanya after the fight at the Academy. Featuring torture, sibling bonding, time travel, and love in wartime; this is my self indulgent angst with a happy ending because I like to suffer but don't crush my soul you know?
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19 Feb 2022
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19 Feb 2022
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Ted Lasso: Schrodinger's Witch.
Or, the one where AFC Richmond are leading the Premier League table, and Trent Crimm and the rest of the British press are slowly losing their minds as a result.
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- English
- Words:
- 22,449
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 569
- Kudos:
- 8,371
- Bookmarks:
- 2,215
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19 Feb 2022
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Klaus somehow, somehow, figures out how to manifest himself visibly, as some sort of shade passing as a living man, to talk a high-as-a-kite Luther into going home. He doesn’t touch Luther once, and his ghostly self feels a bit lightheaded, but he walks beside Luther until they’re back to the Academy and Luther has fallen asleep on the staircase.
“I’ll tell him I’m dead when he’s sober,” Klaus tells Ben. “I’ll do it.”
“Okay,” says Ben.
Klaus doesn’t.
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When Klaus dies on the dance floor, God kicks him out of the afterlife. But she only kicks him out halfway.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 667
- Kudos:
- 7,203
- Bookmarks:
- 1,387
- Hits:
- 65,869
Bookmarked by cjgotcrazy
08 Feb 2020
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Being a good parent is hard.
Being a good parent when you're a robot is harder.
Being a good parent when you're a robot built by a man who hates children is a constant uphill battle, but Grace does her best.
OR; How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Just Be a Good Mom
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- English
- Words:
- 18,504
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 426
- Kudos:
- 1,386
- Bookmarks:
- 329
- Hits:
- 9,735
Bookmarked by cjgotcrazy
08 Feb 2020
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An Unexpected Exchange by TanukiMara
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
25 May 2013
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Bilbo always knew there was something off about his nephew. He didn't fit in amongst the hobbits.
And when a stranger shows up on his doorstep claiming that the boy is not his nephew at all, things get a bit... complicated.
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- English
- Words:
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- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 105
- Kudos:
- 1,816
- Bookmarks:
- 411
- Hits:
- 21,428
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28 May 2018
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All things must start somewhere. A flower, a smile, an offered hand. The weight of Nagisa asleep on Rei’s shoulder, the sound of his voice calling Rei’s name, the mark of their footprints wandering along the beach. Two years of possible answers, and yet Rei can’t figure it out. What was the moment that truly started it?
What was the beginning of falling in love?
Bookmarked by cjgotcrazy
21 Apr 2018
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Roll On by jaxington
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
09 Jul 2022
- Words:
- 306,592
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 813
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25 Feb 2018
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Juleka has always been invisible. She doesn't always mind. Especially when it allows her to see things no one else does...
It starts slow at first. Little hints here and there. Innocent teenagers not being in the right place at the right time.
The next thing Juleka knows, she's at the center of the biggest mess of secrets Paris has likely ever seen.Featuring Sighing, Julerose, and An Overabundance of Meaningful Conversations.
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- English
- Words:
- 246,310
- Chapters:
- 31/31
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 1,032
- Kudos:
- 1,936
- Bookmarks:
- 475
- Hits:
- 74,328
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25 Feb 2018
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Temerity by AKA_Green
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types
22 Mar 2017
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Steve smiled a bit and then sighed. “So the serum makes everything inside more? Than why are you picking me? I’m an angry Brooklynite. I get in fights all the time. Sometimes I feel like the injustice of everything's gonna crash down on me like a pail of cement and I’m so angry I nearly can’t move.”
Erskine looked at him again. “Perhaps that is precisely why, Steven. Perhaps that is precisely why.”
Steve blinked at Erskine.
“Nobody even won a war feeling nothing but internal peace and happiness for the situation,” Erskine pointed out as he stood up. “And again, a weak man who has no power knows the value of strength. You, Steven, have seen many people abuse their power and you stand up to it. That is why I picked you.”
The thing about the serum was that it amplified what was inside. This meant only what was inside, of course. As Erskine said, there were already "...so many big men fighting this war, maybe what we need now is a little guy."
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- Part 1 of The Spy and the Soldier
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 53,727
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 227
- Kudos:
- 1,147
- Bookmarks:
- 308
- Hits:
- 24,599
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25 Feb 2018
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AU. Two years after the fall of Ba Sing Se and the capture of the Avatar, Zuko is forced by his father into marrying Toph Beifong, the blind daughter of Earth Kingdom merchants. Neither of them is very keen on the situation, but as they learn to know each other better, Zuko and Toph find that through this union they didn't want they might have gained something precious: an ally. Together, they will fight to carve their own paths and get free of the constraints that have kept them prisoners their whole lives.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 39,287
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 217
- Kudos:
- 2,820
- Bookmarks:
- 790
- Hits:
- 24,462
Bookmarked by cjgotcrazy
25 Feb 2018