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The Ruleboard of Empires SMP by Cycris_Omen for zriebec_library
Fandoms: Minecraft - Fandom, Empires SMP
26 Oct 2021
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I can’t believe we actually need one of these things now. We were doing so well. ~ Pixl
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- English
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- 2,806
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- 8/?
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- 1
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- 164
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30 Jul 2025
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The Trials and Tribulations of Having an Avian Friend by BunnyoftheDarknessVoid
Fandom: Empires SMP, Evolution SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
24 Mar 2024
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- 14,010
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- 6
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30 Jul 2025
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The Sheriff has had enough of all the teasing and insults. He puts his foot down, and what he gets is laughter in his face. On the Greatbridge, swords are drawn, and the Sheriff falls into the water below.
In Tumble Town, a very confused Codfather wakes up. He’s really not cut out for the dry, cowboy lifestyle of the desert mesa, and it shows.
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- Part 1 of My God, You're Divine
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- English
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- 40,047
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- 22/22
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- 1,265
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29 Jul 2025
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and i cough up my lungs by weareallstardustfallen
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Empires SMP
04 Aug 2021
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“Please,” he said, a little plaintively. “Fwhip, come on.”
His breaths were coming short and fast, and he forced himself to steady it with the ease of practice even through his anxiety, counting out breaths with a mechanical rhythm. If he was careful, he could manage without the mask long enough to get it back.
Hopefully.
Or: Jimmy's mask is a bit more important than he pretends it is. When Fwhip takes it, he's left struggling to breathe and with very limited time.
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- English
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- 1,728
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- 1/1
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- 40
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29 Jul 2025
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On most days, Xisuma can be found right here in his base, tapping away at an array of holographic screens and keeping watch over his Hermits.
And on those same days, Grian can be found doing everything he can in an attempt to break something, just to get a certain watchful someone's attention.
Iskall's just here to laugh at them both.
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26 Jul 2025
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too much (it was evidence that he was human) by valiant_skeleton
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
25 Feb 2023
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“How would you feel about goin’ back to Empires? Maybe the Rift will turn you back into… put you back how you were.”
Tap Tap.
“No? But–”
Tap Tap. No, they couldn’t make him. This was terrible but he would not go back to that. He refused to give up the right to his burning lungs. He would not let his heart turn back to cotton and his joints back to plastic and his voice to a box. He would sooner die.
“Okay, okay, Tim. Take a breath. We’re not gonna make you go back. You’re okay. It’s going to be okay.”
in which the Rift turns jimmy back into a human and abruptly gaining the ability to smell, taste, touch, and breathe goes about as well for him as one might expect.
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- 1/1
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- 160
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26 Jul 2025
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Snickerdoodle by Amethystfairy1
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
15 Sep 2023
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Grian hadn't ever been expecting someone to follow through on courting ritual with him. He'd been crushing hard on his co-worker turned crime-fighting partner for years at this point, and Scar certainly had no idea that avians had that sort of thing. Specific little thoughtful gestures that would send a sign that whoever was doing the deed was interested. And as much as Grian would adore being spoiled by Scar performing all these little things that made his wings ruffle under his red sweater, pleased and basking in the attention, he knew it would never happen. Scar didn't know about avian courtship ritual.
He didn't.
Grian knew that he didn't know.
So if he didn't, why was he doing every ritual so perfectly?{In which Scar stumbles ass-backward into performing all 5 of the typical avian courtship gestures in his attempts at wooing Grian, Grian is desperately trying to convince himself he's still in the friend zone, Jimmy's busy having his own relationship crisis, and Pearl will meddle all she needs if it'll get these idiots together already.}
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- English
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- 10,182
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 345
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- 4,841
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- 39,075
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25 Jul 2025
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we have eldritch horror at home by WinterEnchantress
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
14 Mar 2023
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the emperors: aw wish we had a cool eldritch horror like you guys!
the hermits: what's wrong with jimmy
the emperors: whator grain is a resident eldritch horror on hermitcraft, and the empires find out that they have their own eldritch horror - jimmy. they adjust (somewhat). now with a bit more grian content
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- Part 1 of multidimensional love
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- English
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- 12,390
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 394
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25 Jul 2025
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smoke and mirrors, the hunt perseveres by kiwinatorwaffles
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP
14 Mar 2023
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It’s a typical day in Tumble Town when Jimmy suddenly feels a disturbing tug at his shoulder blades. He first opts to dismiss it as just a nervous hunch, but his gut can no longer be ignored when all four of the eyes on his cheeks prove this disturbance true by fluttering open against his will.
Something has changed.In which the rift in Hermitcraft opens, Grian leads his friends into Empires, and Jimmy has an absolutely awful time trying to conceal both his and Grian’s secret.
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- Part 2 of cast your gaze upon this wretched thing
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 161
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- 2,296
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24 Jul 2025
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Calling for Assistance by BunnyoftheDarknessVoid
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Evolution SMP, Empires SMP
04 Jun 2023
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All Admins are on call to lend a hand or lend some knowledge and experience to other Admins if they need help. Xisuma used to get calls from a new Admin, the Admin of Evo and they grew close over the two years of calls. One day the calls end. It is only during Season Nine, when they end up in Empires does Xisuma learn that the young Admin he had grown so fond of is Grian.
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- English
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- 6,083
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- 1/1
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24 Jul 2025
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Everything’s spiraling out of control.
It started as sort of a joke between 3rd Lifers, but then news got back to the rest of the Hermits and now the grand opening of the Boatem Shopping District is coming up and Scar and Grian are expected to be there. Capital-T Together. But whatever, they can pull through a couple more days. I mean, it’s just a bit. That’s all.OR
scarian fake dating au baby !! there are TWO fics in the hermit fake dating tag . one of them is a oneshot and the other got orphaned two chapters in . im here to save the day /lh
no longer on anon cos it may be silly and self indulgent and less than my best work but its MINE and i like it :]
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- 10/10
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23 Jul 2025
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Zedaph had recently been asking various Hermits to come to his base to try out some kind of experiment or test for him, and it was only logical that his requests would eventually reach Grian's little corner of the server.
That didn't make it any easier to understand what in the world Zed was asking of him, though, because, like, what?!
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- Part 10 of the slow and lengthy process of un-traumatizing your local birb friend
- Part 7 of Author's Faves
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- English
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- 10,900
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- 1/1
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23 Jul 2025
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In which Mumbo's friend would make a really good addition to Hermitcraft, really, despite the paranoia and the traumatic backstory he doesn't want to elaborate on.
Or: Three times Xisuma met with a Hermit, tea optional.
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- Part 1 of Still the Echoes Give Us Light
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23 Jul 2025
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Starting out on Hermitcraft only knowing Mumbo was hard enough. But then there was also Doc. Doc, who was huge and intimidating already. Whose Creeperness set off Grians avian fight or flight instincts if he even looked in his direction. And who seemed to have a personal bone to pick with him courtesy of Grian being a Watcher.
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- 8/8
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23 Jul 2025
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Doc is a very intelligent man who has never done anything wrong, ever.
Consequently, the fact that there is now a stranger in the middle of his lab, looking utterly disheveled and very confused, is absolutely not his fault. Neither is the smoking phone booth-like machine which the stranger has just stumbled out of. This is all going perfectly normal and according to plan.
(Oh, he’s screwed.)
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Or: YHS-era Grian gets accidentally time-traveled into Hermitcraft. HC-era Grian is having a time. Scar is also there.
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22 Jul 2025
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"I don't want to pry," Xisuma said when they were speaking before his official invitation to join. "And not answering won't change whether or not you get whitelisted. We admins just prefer to have a heads up if anything's likely to come trying to dig you up, so we can keep you and everyone else safe."
Grian thought back to obsidian and endstone and blood, to tattered wings and torn robes and so so many unseeable eyes, and swallowed hard.
"No," he said, his voice shaky. "No, I don't think anyone will come looking for me."
"Okay," Xisuma answered, and that was that.
Until they invited two new people to the server.
or, the Hermitcraft Backstory Rule says that you don't ask other people about their backstory, you let them tell it if they want to and leave it be if they don't.
Unfortunately for Grian, one of the newest Hermits was also a player on his old server - one he'd thought had been dead for years - and she's going to drag his backstory kicking and screaming into the light whether she means to or not.
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- 1/1
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22 Jul 2025
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The Admin sinks to one knee. “What are you doing?” Xelqua demands before he can stop himself, voice cracking.
“Well,” a voice comes from The Admin, and it is… it is not weird, but it is, and Xelqua can not describe how - just that it sends another shiver down his spine. “You don’t exactly look happy, and I’m afraid that may have something to do with me.”
It does. “That doesn’t exactly explain your… Everything.”
“No use in intimidating you, friend.”
Or: 5 times Grian meets a Hermit, and one time they already knew one another.
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- Part 1 of Home, Home Again
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- English
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- 20,070
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 10
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- 437
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- 7,165
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22 Jul 2025
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The Breaking Point of a God by grey_cat_crozzing
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Evolution SMP
23 Dec 2022
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Watchers were supposed to be worshipped. It’s their source of powers as minor deities, after all.
Grian, who wanted nothing more than to forget his Watcher past, was quite happy not to be worshipped at all. So when the Hermits collectively started praying to Xelqua and Grian started to gain a lot of Watcher magic, it put a real damper on his mood, health, self-perception and his relationships. With Mumbo gone off-world, it was now up to Scar, Pearl and Xisuma to worry about him – if Grian would let them. But Grian was nothing if not stubborn. He’d get through this alone, right?
..Right?
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- English
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- 29,679
- Chapters:
- 15/15
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- 6
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- 1,058
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- 8,913
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- 1,501
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22 Jul 2025
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"They were playing a game, they called it a game, it was one he couldn’t win. He played anyway."
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Grian's been running for a long time, and knowing him, he's going to be caught eventually.
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- Part 1 of ATUS Works
- Language:
- English
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- 37,691
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- 18/18
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- 15
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- 1,073
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- 10,697
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Bookmarked by help_what_am_i_doing
22 Jul 2025
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Remember that fake execution in episode 17? Yeah, me too. I love that scene to death, but so many things could have gone wrong there that I have decided to point them all out. Psychological? Physical? All the torment which turns into a story of its own? Coming right up!
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Bookmarked by help_what_am_i_doing
16 Jul 2025