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The world of Tobey McCallister, who is trying his best to be an ordinary sixteen-year-old, comes toppling down when Becky, a strange(ly lovely) alien, crash-lands in his backyard. Oddly enough, between trying to get her ship fixed, avoiding a vague yet menacing government agency hell-bent on tracking Becky down, and introducing her to everything Earth has to offer, he forgets to mind.
Oh, and by the way, it's the 80s.
Or: a tobecky au that's like Lilo and Stitch meets every awful 80s sci-fi movie that I adore.
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After the love of his life is kidnapped and murdered by pirates, Roman Santiago, the most beautiful being in five hundred years, finds himself unhappily engaged to Prince Remy. The engagement is quickly thrown off-course, however, when he gets kidnapped by a trope of criminals, all the while being pursued by a strangely familiar man in black.
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GOOD OMENS SEASON 2 SPOILERS
The first time the demon Crowley kisses the High Archangel Aziraphale is also the last.
He tells him how he feels, he kisses him, and Aziraphale says no. And he leaves Crowley for heaven.
And that is the last time he sees Aziraphale for five years.Until, that is, he comes bearing news of armageddon.
Or: Crowley pines for five years. When his angel returns, something is very different, but something else is all too familiar.
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A little girl named Becky Botsford goes missing for three days, just before her third birthday. She comes back… different.
Or: an AU where Becky is not an alien, but something just as strange, just as dangerous.
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Tobey is determined to spread Christmas cheer. Becky is less than enthused (or so she claims).
AKA: the one where Becky doesn't think that liking Christmas is very punk rock of her, Tobey is terrible at flirting, and there might be a little Christmas magic in store for them both, despite it all.
Written for cultofclaríssa's swap AU!
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Author's Favorite Short Stories by patentpending
Fandom: Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald, Original Work, Poly Jolly Christmas (Thomas Sanders Short), Sanders Sides (Web Series), The Great Gatsby (1974), The Great Gatsby (2013), Thomas Sanders Shorts, WordGirl (Cartoon)
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Your Dreams Are Blameless by thehouseofblack
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Iliad - Homer, The Odyssey - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
17 Apr 2025
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“We are but a day and a half from Ithaca,” he admitted at last, voice quieter now, lacking their usual glibness. “A day and a half away from home. After near ten years.”
Diomedes did not interrupt.
“It will be ten years soon,” Odysseus continued, his lips twisting with something like bitterness. “Ten years since the day Telemachus was born.” He let out a breath that sounded like a laugh, but there was no humour in it. “Ten years since my sweet boy took his first breath. And I am so near to him, to Penelope, to home – and yet I cannot reach them.”
"Then go."
(Or, After his ship breaks during a mission to retrieve the son of Achilles, Odysseus gets to make a brief visit home - after ten long years at the shores of Troy - and reunite with his wife and son for a few days)
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When Shawn started them down the thrilling, dangerous road of psychic detecting, he'd predicted this. "Gus," he'd said, "everything you need is right in front of you. You just have to pay attention."
(Or: Gus' love of reality TV means he can't say no when Shawn signs them up to star on Last Look at Love.)
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These days, Gabriel couldn't help but wonder if Aziraphale hadn't been right about it all.
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You've just started your new job handing out samples at Costco, and the training seems a little intense. Boy, are you gonna find out how not-intense-enough it was.
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I’m losing my mind this is the funniest thing I have ever read
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After Ed's grief takes a mysterious turn, the crew of the Revenge finds itself trapped on a cursed isle. In order to rescue his captain, Izzy—the only one who hasn't fallen victim to the place's spell—is forced to team up with the very last person he would choose: Stede Bonnet.
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